Afleveringen
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A Two Part Season 1 Finale! Just another typical wedding day on Planet Waldor. Or is it??? (It isn't, in case you can't wait to find out)
Our Sponsor for today is St. Tetanus Medical Center.
Enjoy!
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
Music: “Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Classical Music – Eternal Serenade” by Tech Oasis from Pixabay
“Funk Upbeat” by Mikhail Smusev from Pixabay
“Jazz Bossa Nova Cooking Show Music” by Denis Pavlov from Pixabay
“Abandon – Sad, Dark, Alone” by Pimpitcha Aransak from Pixabay
“Wedding Song” by Peter Barbaix from Pixabay
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What happens when two little caterpillars come across a deadly enemy? Also, episodes now include a "Discount Idea" and I read fan mail!
Our Sponsor for today is Grandpa Old Timey's Cornmeal (flavored product).
CONTENT WARNING: Profanity, Violence, Body Horror, Gore
Enjoy!
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
“Little Toy House” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
“Inspiring Folk Acoustic” by Cookrate Eli from Pixabay
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Zijn er afleveringen die ontbreken?
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Our team of Discount Storytime Explorers found a long lost script for Moby Dick, initially written as a radio drama Western! Enjoy the never heard before performance of this classic tale!
Our sponsor for today is Bland-O's cereal, made with real water chestnuts!
Enjoy!
Content Warning: Profanity, Gunshots, Gun Violence
Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Western Theme" by Luis Humanoide from Pixabay
"In the Saloon" by Piano_Music from Pixabay
"Kids Cooking" by Anastasia Kir from Pixabay
"Ole Faithful" by “Red River” Dave accessed at:
https://archive.org/details/78_home-on-the-range_red-river-dave-dave-mcenery_gbia0034183/05+-+Ole+Faithful+-+Red+River+Dave+-+Carr+-+Kennedy.flac
Sound Effects:
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
Slide guitar by Shiden Beats Music from Pixabay
Harp glissando by by floraphonic from Pixabay
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Across the galaxy, Captain Argus faces a survival challenge on a hostile planet, armed with little more than his wits and a stash of Taco Bell gift cards. His encounter with a Zambar Legion spaceship presents a thrilling twist and the possibility of rescue. However, is all what is seems? (Usually this means 'no'.)
Our sponsor is "Sorceress on the Set" documentary.
Find more stories and fun at Discountstorytime.com!
Music:
“Never Far From You Ska” by Brotheration Records from Pixabay
"Piano Horror Soundtrack" by Bruno Magic from Pixabay
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
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What happens when Della is thrown into the torture dungeon for refusing to marry the evil King Blaine?
Content Warning: Profanity, References to torture and body horror.
Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
Backing tracks for "Be Our Guest" and "Beauty and the Beast" provided by Karaoke-Version.com
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Hold onto your seats, dear listeners, because I read comics to my kids for the first time! And it is so exciting and not made up at all! Our sponsor today is the upcoming 17-hour film 'Wuthering Bottoms.' Enjoy!
Content warning for profanity.
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
“superhero theme” by Luis Humanoide from Pixabay
"Sad Walz-Calm Classical Piano Music" by Calvin Clavier from Pixabay
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Have you ever wondered what might want from a small beachside bakery? Join us for a thrilling tale at Cookie Cabana, where Mandy and Barry find themselves in the midst of an unexpected heist led by a trio of blue-furred, feather-adorned robbers.
Our sponsor for today is the new business book "The Extortionist's Guide to Success." Enjoy
Content Warning: profanity, gunshots, gun violence.
Sound Effects by Pixabay
Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
“Office Tour – Corporate Background Music” by SunnyVibesAudio from Pixabay
“Cha Cha Cha” by music_for_video from Pixabay
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Hello Listeners. A while back the show went to twice weekly, and unfortunately, I've felt a drop in quality while trying to maintain that schedule. You deserve better than that!
Discount Storytime will return to publishing every Monday, and will be adding back in the commercials, music, sound effects, and most importantly, one fuller story, rather than two 'filler' stories each week.
Thank you so much for being a listener!!!!
Coffee"Send Coffee a message"
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In this story I answer what millions of listeners seem to want to know most, what is dinner conversation like at my home? Enjoy!
Content warning for profanity.
Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay"Send Coffee a message"
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What happens when a minor car accident on your wedding day introduces you to a sewage-dripping creature that knows nothing about human life?
Content warning for profanity.
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What if understanding goose honks could change a family's destiny? Will my cousin Peggy's quirky major in goose lexicology, once the subject of her parents' jokes, becomes the hero of our story? Listen and find out.
Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay"Send Coffee a message"
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Episode 38 "the Orphan King" is now available. Also, I won almost first place in a karaoke competition! Enjoy
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"Brick by Brick." When parts of my house go missing, I am on the case. Sort of. Enjoy!
Content Warning for profanity.
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Wait, is this Thursday? Why yes! We at Discount Storytime are now providing TWO stories per week! In episode 36, I try to make the perfect sun baked potato, humanity's dream come true. Enjoy!
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This episode is a collection of thoughts and musings I've had while writing stories. To my listeners, you're welcome and I'm sorry.
Our Small Business Shout Out this week is Beaverdale Books. Hear Jan tell us about not just this awesome little bookstore, but all the exciting events coming up.www.beaverdalebooks.com
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(515) 279-5400
Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Corporate Optimism" by Dvir Silver from Pixabay
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In this episode of Discount Storytime, I, Coffee McCann, bring you a story straight from the eccentric mind of my grandpa Jeff. Join me for a tale packed with cultural references, bizarre situations, and a healthy dose of humor that promises to entertain and remind us all of the stories we inherit. So grab a coffee, settle in, and let's embark on an adventure that makes you appreciate the quirks of life and storytelling.
Our Small Business Shout Out this week is Beaverdale Books. Hear Jan tell us about this awesome little bookstore, and also all the exciting events coming up.www.beaverdalebooks.com
facebook.com/BeaverdaleBooks
instagram: @beaverdalebooks
X: @beaverdalebooks
(515) 279-5400Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Corporate Optimism" by Dvir Silver from Pixabay"Send Coffee a message"
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What childhood memory fills your heart with holiday cheer? Join the Discount Storytime team aboard the Starship Scam Likely as Clayton Groppel, the ship navigator and chief financial strategist, enchants us with tales from his youth on the whimsical world of Alga-4. Raised amidst the opulence of the Groppel family, renowned as the Luxury Floss Barons, Clayton shares the excitement of waiting for Santa Keith and his dream of receiving the Ultra Mega Box of Magic. With heartwarming stories of communal living, unique planetary customs, and magical tricks from his Earthling Uncle Floyd, this episode is a nostalgic voyage into the joy and wonder of the holiday season.
Our Small Business Shout Out this week is Beaverdale Books. Hear Jan tell us about this awesome little bookstore, and also all the exciting events coming up.
www.beaverdalebooks.com
facebook.com/BeaverddaleBooks
instagram: @beaverdalebooks
X: @beaverdalebooks
(515) 279-5400
Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Corporate Optimism" by Dvir Silver from Pixabay"Send Coffee a message"
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Ever found yourself stuck in a restaurant with a menu thick enough to be a doorstop, only to be told your order needs to pass a vote? Welcome to Robert's Burgers, where our pursuit of a meal turned into a comedy of errors fit for the stage. This episode of Discount Storytime takes you along for the ride as my family and I embark on a quest for the best hamburger, only to be halted by a menu the size of a novella and a waiter who moonlights as a parliamentary procedure enthusiast.
Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay"Send Coffee a message"
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Join me, Coffee McCann, as we read the long-lost final draft of the classic tale, discovered by our global team of lost literature explorers. Amidst humorous banter and heartwarming exchanges, follow Jack on his adventure up the beanstalk to a world filled with surprises and laughter.
Don't miss this captivating retelling that promises to entertain while leaving you pondering the true nature of our beloved fairy tale characters. Tune in for a story that not only makes you smile but also offers a thought-provoking take on a timeless narrative, or something.
Content Warning for gore and profanity.
Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
Siren Song by Victory Day from Pixabay
"Kids Cooking" by Anastasia Kir from Pixabay
Sound Effects by Pixabay
Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay"Send Coffee a message"
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Ever stumbled upon something so peculiar that it sets off an unexpected adventure? I had such an experience at a bustling downtown market where a massive, mysterious coin caught my eye. This odd discovery led me beneath the ordinary surface of city life, revealing a secret passage and introducing me to the enigmatic world of a dark cult.
We still have free stickers left for those who want to answer the challenge question at the end. Good luck! :-)
Content Warning for profanity.Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Sad Walz-Calm Classical Piano Music" by Calvin Clavier from Pixabay
"Let the Mystery Unfold" by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
Girl Scream Sound, Rocks falling, and Thud Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
Sound Effects by Pixabay"Send Coffee a message"
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