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Well I'm back with another episode! This time I talk about how much I absolutely LOVE our humble queen, oh I mean Duchess, Meghan Markle! Oh sorry, I mean Meghan Sussex! JK maybe I don't necessarily love her or the new Netflix show, however, I do love a fragrant bath salt! Maybe I'll try out one of her recommendations... Anyway, I hate on Meghan for a bit before I get into all the new changes going on in the fashion industry. Donatella, and Demna, and Dario - oh my! Then I touch on Lady Gaga's new album Mayhem, and how it somehow reminded me of that viral moment where she reveals she gets drunk off prop wine. As a cherry on top, I review the bombshell teaser trailer for Freakier Friday. Listen now! <3
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Another harrowing week here on planet earth, or more specifically, Los Angeles. The Oscars happened! No one was punched in the face this year, but I still thoroughly enjoyed the awards show. I touch on Conan's clever dig at Karla Sofía Gascón , recap how Sean Baker's Anora (2024) made history, and of course I make some much needed Joan Rivers jokes about celebrity fashion. After wrapping up the Oscars I remember our millennial queen, Michelle Trachtenberg, as well as others that have tragically passed. And to put a happy button on the end of the episode I get into everyone's favorite show: The White Lotus. I love watching women talk shit about each other! Listen now <3
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Back at it again! Well the Super Bowl sucked, Kanye (Ye?) is more unhinged than ever, his "wife" is always naked, and the Blake/Justin drama seems to be unceasing. Heaven help us! Despite all of the chaos we find solace in Gia Coppola's The Last Showgirl (2024) starring our newly chic and bare-faced mother, Pamela Anderson. The movie is good! Listen now <3
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The new year is upon us! I am ready to talk about all of my favorite bullshit ad nauseam!!! Starting with the 2025 Oscar nominations and how our new favorite movie The Substance (2024) has an exciting 5 nominations, including best director and best picture. However, I also am sure to recognize that even though Emilia Pérez (2024) got 13 nominations... it sucks! I also dissect the new (kind of) erotic thriller Babygirl (2024) as well as Lily-Rose Depp's savage commitment in Nosferatu (2024). These ladies are having toe-curling orgasms left and right! Listen now <3
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Merry Christmas! Nothing says "happy holidays" like a cultish, high-society orgy! Listen to me and my wild bestie, Laura Ashley Samuels, dissect the offbeat xmas classic, Eyes Wide Shut (1999). We cover every detail! From white haired bachelors, to well dressed street walkers, and Tom Cruise's lack of on-screen nudity. This Stanley Kubrick classic might not be one to rewatch with your in-laws, but it is certainly one to focus on with your horny, potential fiancé! Listen now!
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Are you holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity? I sure as f**k am! Listen to my multitude of thoughts on the WICKED part 1 (2024) phenomenon that has swept the nation, and especially queer media. Speaking of queer, I also so the intensely abstract film Queer (2024). I share my thoughts on that gay film along with other new fun ones like Anora (2024) and our new favorite Lilo holiday comedy Our Little Secret (2024). How many times can I write (2024) in this summary? Who cares! Listen now!
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The election! AHHH! Trump has won... F*CK!!! Listen to me get into my (rare) political mode as I discuss the woeful outcome of the recent presidential election. After that bout of hopelessness, I get into the MUCH more hopeful topic of the beloved Martha Stewart! Everything from her hot/boozy father, kissing strangers in cathedrals, and sexy swimsuit editorials! Why isn't she our president?? Listen now!
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This is the skin of a killer, Bella... *Edward sparkles* ... Oh hey! Here's an episode dedicated to everyone's favorite toxic teen vampire romance franchise. Twilight! Me and my fangirl bitch, Hilary, dissect the saga bit by bit. Everything from bad wigs to hot dads to the dizzying baseball scene. Twilight will forever be a phenomenon that is equal parts puzzling and tantalizing. Every time Fall rolls around I can't help but blurt out "Bella! Where the hell have you been, loca?" Listen now!
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These movies sucked! Well, maybe that's harsh, but they were VERY *unique*. Tune in to hear me give my critiques on the floptina double feature I had with Joker 2 and Megalopolis. Then I dive into the Tyra jump scare at the 2024 Victoria's secret show. Finally, I top the silly episode off with 13 spooky movies to watch up until Halloween. Enjoy!
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Another episode! This week it's mostly about weddings, but not just any wedding, LANA DEL REY AND HER GATOR GUY! Listen to me judge her current relationship while rehashing her old ones. After that saga, I give my hot take on the new pop girlie, Chappell Roan, and her recent online statements. Then I react to Nicole Kidman's new trailer for her upcoming film Babygirl (2024), but I'm admittedly having a hard time with the wig. Finally, it's October 3rd, bitches! I rattle off some Mean Girls trivia to celebrate. Listen now!
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Have you ever dreamed of a better version of yourself? I sure as f*ck have! Join me and my bff Connor dissect the new body horror classic, The Substance (2024). Directed by Coralie Fargeat and starring Demi Moore/Margaret Qualley, this movie is the new Black Swan (2010) for every mentally-ill girl/gay. We comment on everything from the multitude of hot asses on display to the freakish way Dennis Quaid eats shrimp that still have their eyes and antennas. This film is one to watch over and over until that electro synth music is all you hear when you close your eyes. Listen now!
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I'm back!!! After a long period of doing absolutely nothing I've finally decided to commit my life to girlblogging (similar to not working). And what a way to return with something as historic as CHIMP CRAZY. Listen to me gab with myself about my new messiah Tonia Haddix, the star of this docuseries. Then I transition into the much awaited Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024), comment on how boring this year's VMAs was, and finally I get into The Deliverance (2024) or at least the best part of it... Glenn Close. Listen now!
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IMPORTANT EPISODE! Godney Spears aka Britney has released the newest testament of the bible and its called The Woman In Me. I disect the book in disturbingly granular detail, but first I recap the Beckham docuseries on Netflix. Britney and Posh Spice are two vital parts of every girlblogger's personality, so this rant I go on is very special! Listen now and enjoy <3
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I'm back! Time to discuss the only reason one should subscribe to Apple+ this fall season. The Supermodels! This 4-part docuseries follows the icons we identify as the OG supermodels. Linda, Naomi, Christy, and Cindy (no Claudia) get personal with us about their decade defining beauty and 30+ years of modeling. I dive into Naomi's replacement father figures, Cindy's beauty mark origin story, Christy's flawless life, and Linda showing her 7th grade teacher that dreams really do come true. Listen now!
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Hiii, what's up kids? In this episode of Girlblogger I go on about the fab four power b*tches also known as THE SUPERMODELS. Everything from Naomi's iconic Tyra interview, Linda's cool-sculpting tagedy, and Cindy being the [insanely hot] girl next door. Then I dive into my new favorite fashion campaign executed by the London based brand, Poster Girl. I examine how we as a culture like to see people get rained on. Finally, I cover the could-be power couple of our generation... KYLIE+TIMOTHÉE <3 Check it out!
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Hey b*tches! The day has come. AJLT is ending... JK! Apparently we're getting a season 3 of this horror show lol. In this episode of Girlblogger I recap both parts 1 and 2 of the season 2 finale, The Last Supper. I confirm that Sara Ramirez is just as unfunny as Che Diaz, lose my mind over Stanford becoming a Shinto Monk, complain about the dangerous "you're a loser if you're single" messaging, and of course I dissect the 74 second cameo of our queen, Samantha Jones. Enjoy!
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Hey sl*ts! Another episode of my terrifying stream of consciousness. This week on Girlblogger: the tea Megan Fox could spill in her new poetry book, Billy Porter's hypothetically irresponsible spending habits, Lizzo's curveball cancelation, Lea Michele aka "the secret farter", and Taylor Swift's all-consuming Eras tour. Check it out!
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Hey girlbloggers! Another episode for everyone. Things have been a little dark, and we've unfortunately lost some great talent in recent days past. However, with death, new life always follows. By that I mean in this episode I remember Sinead O'Connor, Paul Reubens, and Angus Cloud and then attempt to balance those losses by discussing Lindsay Lohan's newborn. After touching on those topics I switch gears into judging Ariana Grande's new romance, and then top it off by deep diving into why And Just Like That is so traumatizing. Listen now!
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MOST IMPORTANT EPISODE! If you're going to listen to just 1 episode of this silly podcast - make sure this is it. The film of the century... Barbie. I was beyond excited for the duration of this movie's production and I could not be more pleased with how f*cking good the final product is. Barbie is my new identity and it should be yours too. Listen to me gab about the film in all facets, my experiences playing with Barbies, queen Margot, and everything else in between. Again, this is the film of the century *BARBIE*
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I'm back! I don't care if you missed me or not! A lot to unpack this week on the pod. First things first, I address Britney's recent indignity (the slap!). Secondly, my suspicions of Jonah Hill's off-putting personality are confirmed. And after I cover those mini-dramas, I dive deep into the lackluster finale of The Idol and the (kind of) more hopeful new episodes of AJLT. Apparently Charlotte loves a facial... And I'm not talkin' about the Mario Badescu kind! Listen now!!!
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