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Lukeās livid at the fact heās stuck with just one Fatherās Day while his wife gets to celebrate Motherās Day in both the UK and US. Meanwhile, Peteās only just realised youāre supposed to buy your partner a Motherās Day giftā¦ and itās her first one, too. Strong start!
Elsewhere, Pete confidently declares Neil Young a B-grade artist, but Lukeās not having any of it. Choosing to rise above Peteās attempt at antagonising him, he dives into the new Becoming Led Zeppelin doc, while Donny reminisces about working Glasto for the free ticket and reminds us of his golden rule: getting blasted drunk is the only way to enjoy it.
Also on the docket: Chris Eubank Srās flawless skin. Naturally.
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Fresh off a Football Ramble tour, the lads recap a monster journey back from Glasgow, including a five-hour delay, a detour through Edinburgh, and a run-in with a wildly unpredictable couple who produced not one but two cats mid-journey. Pete and Vish witnessed it all, while Luke, blissfully unaware, sat back with noise-cancelling headphones and a Nazi documentary.
Elsewhere, the lads get stuck into Glastonbury chat, Lukeās actively praying for a washout, and then take a deep dive into what really makes someone a nepo baby. Does Matty Healy owe it all to his soap-star parents? And if Peteās daughter ends up in the spotlight, does having two radio DJ parents automatically seal her fate? The lads investigate.
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Zijn er afleveringen die ontbreken?
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Pete kicks things off by unpacking the most scandalous moment of the 2025 Met Gala: Rosa Parks printed on a pair of knickers. Naturally, this leads Luke to ask the big question: are we just getting stupider as a society? Then comes the real shockerā¦Met Gala tickets cost $75,000. Lukeās astounded, and takes it as the perfect excuse to launch into a full-blown rant about stamp duty and the state of everything.
Plus, Pete pulls the ultimate contrarian move by refusing to watch Adolescence, instead pledging to watch every other show with the same name so he can still join in the chat. And a listener's email sparks a surprisingly grim realisation: are astro turf pitches just giant Petri dishes?...Absolutely.
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Luke poses a crucial hypothetical: if music awards only went to artists whoāve never taken a stimulantā¦ whoād actually be left? The lads then dive into the legacy of āstraight-headā rockstars and debate whether Winston Marshallās post-banjo pivot into far-right politics really counts as a glow-up. Spoiler: it doesnāt.
Elsewhere, Peteās parenting takes a turn after he accidentally locks his baby in the car and has to coach her through unlocking it from the inside. And finally, a listenerās clash with a Tesco jobsworth triggers painful Nectar card flashbacks for Luke.
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The lads hop aboard the Steven Bartlett hate train, again, and Pete accuses Luke of being just a little jealous. Elsewhere, Luke shares the tale of a house party gone horribly wrong, involving 30 mates, a wax strip, and one extremely unfortunate soul.
Then itās on to an email special, where Pete proudly declares heād still jump into a pool even if someone had just done a shit in itā¦as long as it had been sieved out. His argument? āThe waterās touching your arsehole anyway.ā Luke isnāt convinced.
Plus, the lads get curious about our new resident LAPS HGV driverā¦Amphetamines? Sex workers? What is the image of the long-distance trucker in 2025?
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Lukeās on a mission to become the most pasty man in Britain, while Peteās seriously considering a Juicy Couture tracksuitā¦ naturally. Then, the lads weigh in on the Eubank Jr vs Benn fight, the legacy of their famously fiery dads, and Luke recalls being genuinely terrified of Nigel Benn as a ten-year-old.
Also on the docket: is it ever okay to let a builder use your toilet? Pete probably wouldnāt mind, heās got four, and Luke is absolutely astounded!
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After foxes ransack Peteās nappy bins, Luke suggests a very DIY deterrent: peeing in an Evian bottle to mark his territoryā¦ not that heās speaking from experience. And if he was, he certainly wouldnāt have been caught mid-stream by his wife. Definitely not.
Meanwhile, Peteās overhydration saga hits rock bottom with a full-bladder emergency on the M25, resulting in an SOS wee right outside of a British Airways training centre. Dignity? Absolutely none.
Plus, Luke solves a listenerās cat poo problem.
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Fresh off the plane back from Vegas, Pete takes aim at the culinary crime scene that is Panda Express and regales us with tales of invisible man matches, and his new survival tool of choice: melatonin.
Elsewhere, Luke delivers the brutal news about Chick-fil-Aās problematic past and the lads wonder why anyone cares what other people spend their money on.
Plus, Pete narrowly avoids a risky duck blood meal before his 11-hour flight home and Lukeās genuinely impressed with his growth!
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Pete kicks things off with an identity crisis ā heās convinced heās 34, and Luke has the unenviable task of breaking the news that heās... absolutely not. Talk then turns to Peteās upcoming WrestleMe Vegas trip and the truly chaotic prospect of a 120-man Royal Rumble. Thatās a lot of sweaty bodies!
Elsewhere, after a brief detour into 'The Slug', the lads debate where the line is drawn between harmless kink and full-blown creep behaviour. Plus, why do homophobes always say things are being jammed down their throats? Is it just a coincidenceā¦ or the Freudian slip of the century?
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Today, Luke reflects on the pain of a joke that doesn't land with Gen Z ā but insists itās them, not him. He also shares the story of his Seven Sisters hike gone wrong, which left him injured and his wife unimpressed. Elsewhere, Pete reckons he might have worms after a week of dodgy meals ā thereās always a gastrological problem with him isnāt there!
The lads also dive into golfās strangest traditionsā¦ like the Masters champion choosing the dinner for the following year. So, what would you have? Plus, an obituary writer sends in a lovely snap of his writerās shed.
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Today, Luke and Pete dive into the UKās sugar tax and discover why Mexican Coke is far superior. Luke confesses he canāt stomach the punch of full-fat drinks anymore, unlike Pete, whoās mesmerised by the sheer amount of sugar he could consume ā enough to make his liver beautifully sweet!
Elsewhere, they reflect on how acting has improved since the 80s, with Pete arguing that weāre expecting way too much from actors these days. Plus, heās got some choice words for the kid from Adolescence, who, it turns out, actually did go to drama schoolā¦
And, how upset should you really be if your popcorn shrimp still has the poo sack inside?
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Today, after Pete introduces us to the world of expat DJ channels, Luke is left wondering why some expats seem to loathe British culture ā especially the ones who spend their days googling Sadiq Khan and eat only English food once they've moved to Spain. Luke wants absolutely nothing to do with it, so Pete offers up an alternative: life in a swamp, anyone?
Plus, someoneās eating sunflower seeds with the shells still onā¦pure lunacy, and Pilot Dave is back in the LAPS cockpit!
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Today, Luke and Pete tackle lifeās big questions: how much money would it take to make them disappear forever? A hundred quid would sort one of them, apparently. And whose teeth would look better in whose mouth?
Elsewhere, Pete reminisces about the time he got hench for a bit, before he pitches the idea of having entrance music in the office like a WWE star. We also wonder if Elon Musk has daddy issues and Pete has a few words for scarily ambitious voiceover thief Charlieā¦not from Carlisle.
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Happy Monday - itās time for some more carefully curated nonsense. Luke recounts a bizarre standoff he had in Pret involving a truly odd policy #JusticeforMoore.
We also get into the latest internet controversy swirling around our beloved Pete and blast through plenty of emails - including a listener who writes to us a few minutes before his vasectomy, an update on Norwichās cultural impact and some breaking news concerning Stubbington Study Centre. Join us!
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Pete's latest predicament: finding appropriate places to urinate. Mainly because he's drinking upwards of nine litres of water a day.
We work out how best to tackle that and dissect the most terrifying brunch experience imaginable. Plus, batteries aplenty and fixing kids' computers in the local neighbourhood.
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Today, Luke and Pete stumble upon a truly baffling real estate listing ā a London flat with a full-size swimming pool directly above a Chinese takeaway. What could possibly go wrong? The lads weigh up the pros and cons of living beneath an indoor ocean and debate whether theyād take the plunge.
Elsewhere, Luke is horrified to learn that Donny refuses to moisturise, while Pete shares his survival guide for dealing with a toddler who has zero respect for bathroom privacy.
Plus, the lads dissect Netflixās new hit show Adolescence.
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Peteās gearing up for a deeply inconvenient 5 a.m. Jet2 flight, and Luke isnāt holding back on how much of a terrible idea that is. This sends the lads down memory lane as they relive their school trip adventures ā leading to Lukeās tale of a hellish coach trip to Switzerland.
Elsewhere, they weigh in on Teslaās latest embarrassment, Muskās ongoing public meltdown, and why some people just donāt seem to grasp the consequences of their own actions.
Plus, Pete fully succumbs to AI madness as he uses deepfake technology to prank his mates in the worst possible way.
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Today, we take a deep dive into Switch Bitch ā Roald Dahlās surprisingly adult collection of short stories ā while Pete grapples with his confusion, and slight heartbreak, over why Quentin Blake didnāt stay loyal to Roald.
Elsewhere, Pete explores the bizarre world of pay-to-shoplift experiences in Japan, sparking a debate on whether fake theft really scratches the same itch. Plus, the lads weigh in on the Angel Boysā return to social media.
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Today, Peteās got a confession: years ago, he went to New York for a wedding but ended up battling a truly catastrophic case of constipation. Cue a desperate Walgreens enema purchase, a brutal two-and-a-half-week ordeal, and a story that Luke will not let him forget.
Elsewhere, the lads dive into the misery of kitchen appliance repairs, with Luke recounting an awkward run-in with a deeply grumpy Zanussi repairman. Plus, a discussion on the baffling modern career of Neil Young somehow leads to Pete breaking into songāshould he ditch podcasting for life as a Neil Young impersonator? Let us know!
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Luke wonders if heās missing out on a lucrative career as a right-wing grifter, while Pete shares his latest YouTube algorithm nightmare ā somehow featuring Bill Oddie discussing Jimmy Savile... Elsewhere, Pete reminisces about his childhood pet gerbils and the highly questionable method his dad used to control their ever-growing population.
Plus, the lads revisit Peteās infamous infant chip bowl helmet invention and debate whether chasing pigeons is a fundamental part of childhood.
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