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On the show today: Neymar’s threesome spawns a pregnancy - but who’s the daddy: the brazil striker or his lookalike?
Cristiano Ronaldo is sending secret messages to Putin and Trend AA in Madrid asks: “What’s the Spanish for ‘stop savin’ chat’”
Links from the pod:
Schweinsteiger booed as he announces he’s staying: https://x.com/MusialaEra/status/1904519742771073089
Stop savin chat: https://x.com/CFCGiroud/status/1392147020064960519
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To millions of American fans, Micah Richards is the cheeky chappy of CBS.
But little do the innocent Yanks know, the affable Yorkshireman once masterminded Britain’s most infamous threesome.
From shagging his way through the Olympic Village to getting catfished on MSN, this is the story of Big Meeks…
With guest Elizabeth Barnard.
Links from the show:
Swearing on live TV after scoring first goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDii3o33DLE
Roy Keane “bursting onto the scene” showdown: https://www.skysports.com/football/video/34069/11952897/keane-very-few-defenders-burst-onto-the-scene
Rod Stewart “Big Knees”: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=598743806360137
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Plus: Neymar’s look-alike saves his blushes at an orgy, John Fashanu’s brush with Nigerian cops, and a cricket legend kidnapped in a cocaine deal gone wrong.
Join Zach and George for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.
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Links from the pod:
Neymar’s lookalike mobbed at the mall: https://www.instagram.com/p/CloE12tjU5S/?hl=en
And the video he posted from Neymar’s helicopter: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1jbif5e/eigon_oliveira_famous_neymar_lookalike_posts_a/
The Wealdstone Raider’s league cup predictions: https://x.com/StokeyyG2/status/1901620056691229017
Derren Brown fake car crash: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghW595-zsbg
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Basketball’s biggest names ordered gangland hits on their coaches, fought mountain lions with their bare hands, and got cucked by a gun-toting Biggie Smalls.
From cocaine on courtside to a star roasted and eaten by Idi Amin, meet the NBA’s most batshit ballers…
Links from the show:
Malice at the Palace: https://youtu.be/gQIIOWPNYM0?si=HH3PLOnGbCAhY4HW&t=320
I Got a Story to Tell by Biggie Smalls: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TnsIGsyUyw
Ja Morant makes it rain on dem hoes: https://fadeawayworld.net/.image/t_share/MTk2NDYzODk4NDc4NTE5Nzk0/ja-2.png
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Plus: Cole Palmer’s toilet trouble and something is exploding within Thibaut Courtois.
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Links from the pod:
Chris Eubank “never steal another man’s bonbons: https://x.com/jackalter0/status/1895381623006220725
Chris Eubank on Gogglebox: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UkxO50Bj1U
Marcel Dessaily talking: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/smyCoZQGWNg
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The 1990s were a very different time for footballers.
They chatted up barmaids at the local boozer, welcomed new teammates by torching their cars and broke their opponents’ ankles for fun.
No one summed up those heady days more than Dennis Wise, the 5ft 6in Chelsea captain with a thirst for violence.
The Blues legend murdered Blue Peter goldfish, held caretakers hostage, and knocked himself unconscious at Kylie Minogue’s favourite restaurant.
This is his story…
Links from the show:
Vandals break into Blue Peter garden: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJXFwpM2txk
Team talk to Indonesian youngsters: https://x.com/Thogden/status/1252005732033204226
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Plus: Kolo and Yaya Toure’s tremendously kinky escort is back and the Putin-backed Scottish chairman who threatens to disappear his captain
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Links from the pod:
Cole Palmer’s jam sandwich interview: https://x.com/dank_ackroyd/status/1895383298404462616
Rodrigo Muniz Madame Tussauds: https://x.com/BBCMOTD/status/1776135178441597306
Man Utd fan not cutting his hair: https://www.instagram.com/p/DGvIzekI5FZ/
Gervonta Davis hair grease excuse: https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1896074390972084320
RFK’s dodgy mates: https://x.com/highbrow_nobrow/status/1851288828113297454
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May 1998.
England manager Glenn Hoddle is cowering in the wreckage of his Spanish hotel room, surrounded by broken furniture and shards of glass.
As astonished teammates survey the wreckage, hoddle blood-stained assailant storms out the room. It’s Paul Gascoigne.
But how did it come to this?
From spiking his teammates with laxatives to joining the hunt for Raoul Moat, this is the story of Gazza: the later years…
Buy Roisin’s acclaimed book here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Want-Home-But-Already-There
Links from the show:
Disgrace-fool front page: https://inews.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/sun-frontpage.jpg
Goal against Scotland: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op4zA-RWZQc
Narrowly missing chance to score golden goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mie0ZL1vsFk&t=296s
Flute gesture to Celtic fans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjT6vOvCAt4
Admits to wanking in Number 10 downing street: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nxatSvpImlY
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Plus: Jim Ratcliffe starves the youth team and Zelensky deploys Bonnie Blue in the Donbas.
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Links from the pod:
Gabriel Jesus and Diego Costa polaroids found in Bible: https://x.com/Tagelca/status/1889088646864937066
Pensioners with porn subscription photo: https://images.app.goo.gl/FzAx6w5zVxasa7YG8
Steve Smith’s dirty texts (NSFW): https://x.com/MikeyTBH/status/1893752107699777902
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In his 80s heyday, David Icke was the friendly face of Match of the Day and Grandstand.
Then one day, everything changed.
The retired goalkeeper stood up on national television, and declared himself “the son of the Godhead”.
And that was just the start.
From three way relationships to dumping his wife for being a shape-shifting lizard, this is the story of a goalkeeper gone gaga…
Get tickets for the Trigger Happy TV 25th anniversary tour here: www.cuffeandtaylor.com
Links from the show:
Turquoise tracksuit: https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/image-editorial/MaT0gf06Nbj1kc18ODY5/david-icke-wife-linda-daughter-kerry---1500w-184609a.jpg
Wogan interview: https://youtu.be/NapHiWsoFXI?si=c5CtPjh50htHVhzr&t=330
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Plus: Lucas Paqueta’s miserable birthday present, Lazio’s eagle handler barricades himself in the training ground, and an NFL star sued for breaking a pornstar’s leg.
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Links from the pod:
Pak Bean in Harare: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=5213881825392356
Pak Bean’s apology to the people of Zimbabwe: https://x.com/AdamTheofilatos/status/1585946122735845377
Iranian Roberto Baggio: https://x.com/HatamDaddy/status/1865703661252563393
Patrick Bamford at trampoline world: https://www.instagram.com/the72clubs/p/DGIk1R1grJo/?img_index=2
Joe Cole’s dream dinner party: https://x.com/HITCSevens/status/1891439055214174236
Brooklyn Beckham’s truffle pasta: https://www.instagram.com/p/DGJRzf6ScQa/?hl=en
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He was supposed to be rugby’s next golden boy.
But Danny Cipriani’s ravenous appetite for drugs, glamour models and Cheeky Girls made him a noughties tabloid villain.
From shagging Lindsay Lohan to 7 day magic mushroom freakouts, this is the story of rugby’s randiest reprobate…
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Plus: Juan Bernabe and his disgraced eagle are back, Derek Chisora is popping pingers at raves and Barcelona’s secret on-pitch messages to Syrian rebels.
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Links from the pod:
Syrian state TV accuse Barcelona of passing coded messages to rebel insurgents: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv37sGDpbxM&t=31s
Charlie Methven’s music meeting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4bORXW9xeU
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He was the Everton flop with a penchant for £5 lapdances.
And off the pitch, the drunken Dutchman was on a wild rampage through Merseyside’s seedy underbelly.
Shandy Andy dragged 15 year olds to strip clubs, had naked scraps with David Moyes and crammed two horses into the backseat of his BMW.
From affairs with strippers to dog turds to the face, this is the story of a wonderkid gone wild…
Links from the pod:
Sent off for elbowing Xabi Alonso in the face: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK1OgXr1X5o&t=260s
Dog kidnappers doing donuts in his car: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aafw9OhkJgo
The famous cross: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tweo0b-dk6A
Lingerie world cup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E7amUACrZE&list=PLHza97vd2ltea2wGLgy28SU1blnKooSx1&index=8
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Plus: The former West Ham star’s £2m museum heist and “blood everywhere” at Nicky Butt’s birthday bash.
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Links from the pod:
Enzo Fernandez shorts sniffer: https://x.com/paddypower/status/1886538842338971902
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You might remember Eric Cantona as a philosopher-king with a penchant for kung fu kicks. But there's more. So much more.
In 14 glorious years, King Eric scrapped with crooked coppers, had an affair with a United teammate’s wife and threatened to piss on the Pope.
From nightclub threesomes to bong hits on military service, this is his story…
Links from the pod:
The infamous Karate kick:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpLaEASoTms
Jonathan Pearce’s commentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHld_7DqMd8
Seagulls follow the trawler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTq6aApCBnA
Liam Gallagher on Cantona’s music video: https://youtu.be/v92s2Vextvw?si=XCw7unn0SbEu8wtY&t=50
Champions League draw speech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INiT1cA_Eqk
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Plus: Luke Littler deluged by DMs from Insta hotties, Kyle Walker slides into Berlusconi’s lair, and Donald Trump is drooling over Coleen Rooney.
Join Zach, Jack and special guest JP Lockwood for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.
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Links from the pod:
If you want to nosh off JP, contact him at: https://www.instagram.com/jp_lockwood/
Man United fan turning into Peter Sutcliffe: https://www.instagram.com/p/DFSXr0so6-N/
Kyle Walker’s huge rodent at Berlusconi Airport: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1i8q88y/while_fans_and_media_waited_outside_milan_linate/
Sergio Concecaio attacking his players at full time: https://x.com/Angelo_ACM99/status/1883509533798273225
Barron Trump playing football: https://x.com/DefiantWorld/status/1865141665523970449
Ray Parlour’s Cold War mix up: https://x.com/AndyHa_/status/1882752832933437898
Danny Green holocaust memorial selfie: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/oct/08/san-antonio-spurs-danny-green-holocaust-selfie
Ray Parlour 15 going on 50: https://x.com/80sAging/status/1219945264955494403
American fans tailgating with a jacuzzi in the pick up truck: https://rutgers.forums.rivals.com/threads/ot-a-tailgate-must-have-lmao.126849/
Qualigating with a candelabra at Royal Ascot: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/vfunq6/ascot_horse_race_attendees_brought_a_candelabra/
Philadelphia Eagles fan shopping trolley hog roast: https://x.com/FrancesPatano/status/1883569984322097188
https://x.com/OnPattison/status/1883570198483272151
And firing a gun at the celebrations: https://x.com/philly_captain/status/1883731840072376451
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You might remember Eric Cantona as a philosopher-king with a penchant for kung fu kicks.But there's more. So much more.
In 14 glorious years, King Eric scrapped with crooked coppers, had an affair with a United teammate’s wife and threatened to piss on the Pope.
From nightclub threesomes to bong hits on military service, this is his story…
Links from the pod:
Kung fu tackle on opponent: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1616050468597239810
Calling France manager a “sac a merde” on TV: https://youtu.be/iTQf1Iz4NMM?si=VDT9cB4KAVx2QYzx&t=46
Throwing the ball at the ref: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=734qFO0OnJc
Eric’s very normal house and radioactive insect fleece: https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/pno4c4/watching_this_football_thing_on_bbc2_anyone_else/
Galatasaray match buildup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn4sCkjDKU8&t=95s
Red card v Galatasaray: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUkdgmQaHJs&t=98s
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Plus: Emmanuel Petit condemns his Arsenal coach to death, a Real Madrid legend caught smuggling illegal seafood and a Brazilian star’s bonking calendar.
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Links from the pod:
KSI trash talking Wayne Bridge: https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/1881364413514756161
Emmanuel Petit “RIP Pat Rice”: https://x.com/ChrisPrice_86/status/1881476716851531989
Fabio Coentrao arguing with reporters: https://x.com/_hilikus_/status/1879891169704112391
Devyerson diving when the referee touches him: https://x.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1863264377878560869
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With guest Josh Berry (@joshberrycomedy)
The world of tennis is filled with highly-strung oddballs. But no one is quite like Nick Kyrgios.
The Aussie maverick terrorises umpires, scraps in the locker room and shags fans on a weekly basis.
From masked gunmen to pre-match benders at Wimbledon, meet the bad boy of the baseline…
Links from the pod:
Bollocking umpires: https://youtu.be/P0dKBZNzxog?si=n-YAw9A7qX6Pu3K1&t=10
“Kokkinakis banged your girlfriend”: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/aug/13/kokkinakis-banged-your-girlfriend-nick-kyrgios-sledges-stan-wawrinka
Wanking with a water bottle at Queen’s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GHkg5Xx18s
Press conference after night at the pub with journalists: https://www.tiktok.com/@nickkyrgios/video/7331678792403995905
And spotting a friend: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/R3tRpQiVRyI
Scrapping with Croatian coaches in the locker room: https://youtu.be/Mj-y_g8xQTY?si=pLVvCSFQqlwdxkzr&t=340
“She’s had about 700 drinks bro”: https://youtu.be/gHKvubR5-Cs?si=sYA19mjigvyrabVh&t=35
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