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In episode 10 of Season 2 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, THE FINAL EPISODE OF SEASON 2(!), Jareth & Sam fell asleep and when they woke up, they realised it was all a dream! Because that's what happens in this star-studded calamity, North from 1994. A spoilt kid decides to get new parents and goes on a world tour to find them. Then wakes up and it was all a dream. We really did save the worst till last this season.
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In the ninth episode of Season 2 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam became immortal while enduring the mess and chaos that is Highlander 2 from 1991. Well, it felt like we became immortal, because this dragged on for so long that time itself stood still. Highlander (One) is a classic movie that will stand the test of time. This shitshow, however, is best assigned to the shit bin. Forever. We're sure Connery and Lambert regretted this 'Part 2' because it was just a money-maker gone wrong.
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In the eighth episode of Season 2 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam didn't listen to the voicemail from themselves in the future. If they had, they'd be dead. That's the plot for this stinker, One Missed Call from 2008. It's an unnecessary remake that left us confused and yearning to watch the Japanese original. From flip phones to mysterious boiled sweets, this movie is a great example of what happens when J-Horror gets turned into Americo-bullcrap.
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In the seventh episode of Season 2 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam went mining through the depths of Gold Diggers from 2003. When a couple of dumb swindlers meet another pair of dumb swindlers, you'd expect it to be comedy gold. WRONG. This movie has about as much humour in it as the Sahara desert has water. It's got the Sherminator from American Pie in it. It's not got Gold Digger by Kanye West in it, because that didn't come out until 2 years later.
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In the sixth episode of Season 2 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam got pretty glonky watching Reefer Madness from 1936. This bizarre and deluded church sponsored anti-marijuana movie is perhaps the worst anti-drug propaganda information ever published, leaving us wondering if someone at the church had been given heroin and was just told it was marijuana. From weird social situations to murder, this movie has no redeeming features...apart from being available to watch in full on it's own wikipedia page. #devilslettuce
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In the fifth episode of Season 2 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam make fun of Troll 2 from 1990. When a hapless family decide to spend some time in the country, they inadvertently fall into a trap set by goblins in order to eat them by turning them into plants. The movie's only redeeming feature is the goblin Queen, who delivers the best acting one could only expect from someone cast as the goblin Queen. Apart from that it's a fuckin shitfest, which makes our job a lot easier. #dontdrinkgoblinmilk
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In the fourth episode of Season 2 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam took the search for bad movies interplanetry and survived the Martian quest to kidnap Santa from 1964. Originally intended as a TV only movie, this cringefest has aged extremely badly, with a shockingly poor storyline, terrible costumes and dodgy science. The biggest hole in the whole movie is that Santa didn't even conquer the Martians at all. He just got bored and went home.
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In the third episode of Season 2 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam talk about House Of The Dead from 2003 without somehow losing the will to live. Uwe Boll directed this pile of dross believing it would make him successful. It did not, and he's never been able to shake off the reputation he created for himself by making a film containing mainly boobs (actual and metaphorical) and lots of fake blood. Sega sponsored it, since it was their video game originally...which we're sure they still regret too.
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In the second episode of Season 2 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam explain how Mariah Carey’s ‘Glitter’ from 2001 should be renamed ‘Shitter’. From foster homes to superstardom with the help of a ‘hip, streetwise disc jockey’, Shitter was so bad that it’s lack of success was blamed on 9-11. Mariah denies it is an auto-biographical spin on her life, yet it exactly mirrors her rise to fame. Please stick to singing Mariah, because you are much better at that.
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In the first episode of Season 2 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam managed to not die of boredom during Netflix's "He's All That" from 2021. Flippin' the script on some good old fashioned 90's mostly sexist teen romcom, this 'Frog to Prince Charming' story is shown through the lens of a social media moron desperate for today's currency: #likes on insta!
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In episode 10 of Things Wot not 2 Watch, THE FINAL EPISODE OF SEASON ONE(!), Jareth & Sam managed to live through Simon Sez from 1999 starring Dennis Rodman and Dane Cook. Whoever thought Rodman would make a convincing spy needs their head checked, because there is no way on god's green earth that a 6'7" ex-Chicago Bulls power forward with bleach blond hair and multiple facial piercings could ever be covert. Join us as we try to explain what happens when someone gets kidnapped and Rodman tries to rescue them with the help of fake monks and a feisty woman, in a 35 year old Citroen car which can parachute off cliffs, and go on two wheels as if by magic...#simonsezpleasedontwatchthismovie
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In episode 9 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam get all 'cor blimey guvnor' as they try to explain what happens in Run For Your Wife starring Danny Dyer from 2012. Written, produced and directed by Ray Cooney, this is the silver screen adaptation of his long running play of the same name. It did not translate well into a movie and it shows, it was widely panned and even labelled as the worst British film ever made. It's about a bigamous London cabbie juggling two wives at opposite ends of London and trying not to get rumbled; the sheer logistics are mind boggling as are the random cameos from the dumping ground of British Television. #DannyDyerisarightoldshhhlagggg #myjohnny
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In episode 8 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam talk about the 2002 failure Swept Away featuring Madonna, directed by her then husband Guy Ritchie. We don’t know what surprised us more, the fact that this piece of crap was directed by Ritchie or that he ever took punt on his wife being the main character…drivel, drivel and more drivel but it's a useful movie if you want 90 minutes to feel like lifetime…Madonna stranded on an island with an Italian whilst all the viewers are down on their knees, just like a prayer, wishing Madonna had stuck to singing! #earwaxcandlesandcleanbedsheets
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In episode seven of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth &Sam delve into the truly shocking and terrible Birdemic: Shock and Terror from 2010. Very loosely based on Hitchcock's 1963 classic 'Birds', Birdemic is the brainchild of James Nguyen, a former software salesman, which is ironic because the CGI in this movie is about as believable as the acting. With a loose plot and and even looser environmental message, it is clear that the 4 years it took for Nguyen to make this movie were badly spent. #killkillerbirdswithcoathangersyesthatwillwork
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In episode six of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam talk about the third installment of the thrilling and poetic Deathstalker saga from the 1980s. They called him the poor man’s Conan the Barbarian but he’s anything but…in fact he very much resembles an accountant for Slough based paper company! Whether its Batman themed war helmets, Fagin style wizards or an evil emperor often referred to as a well-known Swedish-Swiss multinational food packaging company, this episode is utter bat shit! Join us on this rather confusing journey through a movie not destined for greatness whatsoever. #WhatIsSheDoingWithThatNecklace
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In episode five of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam enter The Room from 2003. It's official. We have found the holy grail of bad movies. Some might say the original bad movie. A movie so bad it had another movie made about how bad it is! The Room is a baffling, bewildering yet utterly fascinating tale of friendship, love and betrayal. It's almost impossible not to watch. #youretearingmeapartlisa #ohhimark
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In episode four of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam review the awful 2006 movie Pledge This featuring Paris Hilton. Some would say she starred in it, but that would imply some kind of talent. This semi-naked minefield of a movie serves up grossly over dramatic scenes showcasing the 'American college experience' and also just how hopelessly shallow Paris Hilton is. Disgusting initiation rituals made this one hard to digest, and the only thing we pledge is that any film we come across featuring Hilton should be removed from history. #ballofcondoms
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In episode three of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam talk about the disastrous Netflix produced movie Fall Girls from 2019. When The Hangover meets Weekend at Bernies, one can only assume a hit. But Fall Girls falls spectacularly short of anything that could even be considered in remotest sense of the word a ‘hit’. Who killed the boss lady, we did! We killed the boss lady for being so shit! Also, we’ve discovered the reason that movies use slow motion! This is the film that gave us the idea for this podcast…it’s so bad Jareth called Sam and said let's make a podcast about bad movies! #cantevenactbeingdead
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In the second episode of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam talk about the critically unacclaimed nonsense that is Sex Lives of the Potato Men. A 2004 highly explicit British comedy that serves up a disgusting schmorgasbord of pointless scenes, where jam and fish paste take centre stage. Warning: do not listen while enjoying a fish supper! #wonderwhatshehasinhersandwiches
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In the first episode of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam tear apart Tom Green's 2001 comedy Freddy Got Fingered! It's the story of an aspiring cartoonist who can't quite get his dreams off the ground...with a series of inexplicable and extraordinary events that could only come from the mind of a madman. This was a hard watch, some would say the film is even more backwards than the backwards man! Enjoy! #tomgreenisbatshit
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