Afleveringen
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A new feature for the last, ageing chicken in the flock. Marci considers a âdivide and conquerâ strategy in the Goat vs Dog dilemma. Turi puts the Small Cutie on a hiatus. Yes, you can be sick of your own kid. Teething baby upgrade.
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Marci does not want to admit where the puppyâthe one her husband was not enthusiastic about getting in the first place, has chosen to eject his mix of chicken and tumbleweed. Yes. Tumbleweed. Thereâs also been an incident of cat smuggling.
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Zijn er afleveringen die ontbreken?
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Strange attire for six below, and itâs even stranger at a cemetery. Romance and date nightâŠfor the young. High heels on ice. The mystery of the missing Detroit Lions jacket. Take this furnace and get the heck out. Mink Schmink.
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Losing your inner editor, or âno, I wonât indemnify you.â Spilling the tea, or âwho would I tellâ is a very bad idea. What âdate nightâ means when you live on an Arizona mountain in the middle of nowhere. That piece of paper you could have put on your phone, but didnât.
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Turiâs takeaway from watching the âGolden Globesâ: who lets people go out of the house wearing a traffic cone? Her husband would. So would Marciâs. Important lesson: If it has spaghetti sauce stains on it, itâs NOT new. The dumbest repeating marital arguments, and how to keep them going. A new rule for eating old food.
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How long does it take to chip ice off one entire minivan? Marciâs new heater is missing its ownersâ manual. A trip back to the pot-fueled 70âs, courtesy of the junk drawer. What not to drive to a funeral.
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Marci remembers with loathing the standard end-of-the-year newsroom assignment. The list of people who died can prove useful. Free AstroTurf, and other social media amusements. The REAL danger of bootleg streaming services is not what you think.
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Marci throws some parts away. Turi learns the source of âthem applesâ, as well as a name for a part she wished sheâd never heard of.
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It would be great if you got an injury from a non-embarrassing accident, but how often does THAT happen? If youâre going to commit to your argument, it helps if you donât find out later that you were absolutely wrong. Look! Up in that lifted truckâitâsâŠ.a goat.
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Why DOES Marci make so many trips to the vet? And the boulders she runs over on the way. Leaving your pet to someone as an inheritance.
Stolen catalytic converters--bad for your marriage. 3 hours at open mic comedy night with your aspiring comedian (in twenty seconds). -
How is your home insurance like a virtual girlfriend? Depends where you live. Marciâs Sâstorm of Awesomeness Ranch has some problems in the animal husbandry department. Can social media save the day? Can it ever?
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The spousal unit is outside canning peppersâŠbecause they are a death risk. Marci thought she had a baby and puppy management technique. She is having only 50% success. Movies the scarred your kids for life. The proselytizers who knock on your door: Management techniques and the political upside to solicitors. How EBay and YouTube save you from dementia.
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Marci has found the ultimate Karen, but Turi has found a source of endless Karens. The kid has a new job, and the face piercings have to go. The hazards of facial jewelry.
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Turi is having a bad day, and now, so is the guy blocking her garage. Marci is working hard at getting the new puppy not to eatâŠgoat poop.
Her daughter is about to start a new gig, but is anything real until it happens? Old school radio names: how many Steve St.Jameses can there be? -
What does it take for a professional actor to say âIâd like to do this scene with my clothes on.â The puppy gets a nameâŠa tribute to âThe Worst [Frank Sinatra] Movie EVERâ, according to Marci. A chicken walks into a veterinarianâs office... PS This podcast is rated "explicit" because Turi says "A--" in it more than once.
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Marciâs puppy is âmostlyâ housebroken. Marital discord lesson #764: When to say âOKâ. Does it mean you heard someone, or does it mean youâre ignoring someone. Some people (one of us) like time away from their spouses How to train your puppy not to eat goat poop (and why Marci needs to).
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In the life of every person raising a baby (or a puppy) thereâs that moment of decision: âDo I allow it to sleep with me?â A new puppy. Post-election friendship sorting, with added vocabulary. Turi may end up living under a viaduct. Marci will not. A marriage-saving idea (better than separate bathrooms!) RecalculatingâŠyour life.
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Zoom is making sure we really ARE working. Marci is âwinterizingâ high on the mountain. The goats are not amused. Bad omens. A news source (Blockclub) in Chicago investigates a wave of murdersâŠof squirrels. An ingredient list nobody should read.
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Your perpetual complaint is noted. The things that are wrong with whatever youâve bought or borrowed, that you only discover...later. Turi rebels against environmentally responsible products, in a chemical way. How many peanut M&Ms are in the âfun sizeâ? Not enough.
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Marci is working her way through bargain-priced Haloween candy. But Turi is working on Election 2024 Getting out the Vote, AND protecting lawn signs at peril of her life, or her sanity. It's our once-in-a-lifetime Election Special. Be civil.
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