Afleveringen
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Today I was getting ready for a party thrown for ME at a fancy hot pot restaurant. While hurriedly leaving my house, a sharp piece of metal on the bottom of my door punctured my ankle. By the time I got to my own party, my sock was soaked in blood. I spent my celebration night getting stitches at the hospital. The next day I had to get a tetanus shot. I ended up being allergic to the original medication, so I had to buy medicine that was injected with a huge needle in my ass. It hurt like hell and it cost me 1000rmb. FML
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Zijn er afleveringen die ontbreken?
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A 40-year-old Las Vegas hotel cleaner won a child support battle against a 28-year-old millionaire who she never slept with.
Jane was 36 when she stole a used condom from a then 24-year-old tech millionaire’s hotel garbage can.
She inserted the semen inside her vagina and became pregnant with a baby boy who is now 4-years-old.
During the child support hearing, Jane confessed that she never slept with the young millionaire and that she impregnated herself with his sperm while she was cleaning his room.
“He left his bank statement on the nightstand in his hotel room and I saw it when I was cleaning, at the time I wanted a baby so bad and I thought it would be better if I had a baby with a rich man”
The paternity test where conducted and the young millionaire is the father. The court ordered him to pay the mother of the child $2 million for the 3 years of his son’s life he missed.
His lawyers said their client is planning to pursue other legal actions against the mother for stealing his bodily fluids and violating his privacy.
Meanwhile, Jane had quit the hotel cleaning job and started a few businesses with her newfound fortune, she still has full custody of her child whom she named after his father.
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Today, for some bizarre reason, my favorite porn site now has a “like” button linked to Facebook, which I accidentally pressed. Now, all my family, friends and coworkers know that I am a fanatic of Asian threesome. FML
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distressing 令人悲伤的
hammerhead shark 锤头鲨
discard 丢弃
slaughter 屠杀
reef 珊瑚礁
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事情经过：
昨天大白收到了妈妈从加拿大发来的消息，说她刚收到了一封邮件，恭喜她获得了100W美元，只要打过去几千美元的手续费，就可以拿走这个幸运大奖...
这个套路听起来是不是有些耳熟？
原来加拿大居民也深受诈骗的困扰!
本期知识点：
scam
骗局
scammer
骗子
scam artist
诈骗高手
old folks home
敬老院
donate
捐赠
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NBA总决赛第四场，多伦多猛龙队大比分获胜。什么？来自加拿大的大白居然是个假粉丝?!
本期知识点
fair weather fan
假粉丝
fair weather friend
酒肉朋友
armchair expert
指手画脚，纸上谈兵
jump on the bandwagon
跟风，入坑
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5月30号是大白老师的30岁生日，点击音频一起来听听加拿大人在生日这天都会做些什么吧，顺便学习一些新的地道表达，大白生日快乐鸭！
今日学习关键词：
Prime of life,
30 is the new 20,
skinny dipping,
brunch
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