Afleveringen
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lightning strike, damage, Hitachi vibrators, finding parents' adult materials, comedy show, judges, closing of a bar, working in the restaurant industry, attraction, relationships, adolescence, adulthood, waitresses, hope, dreams, high school, crushes, cool kids, reunions, misadventures, eccentricities, balconies, fear of heights, rock climbing, weight loss, conversation, action figures, accessories, humor, interchangeable eyebrows, bottomless gummy pouch, stripper pole, high-powered rifle, windbreaker, microphone, bike, satchel of drugs, humor, personal relationships, anecdotes, staying at home, documentaries, testing jokes, friendships, news story, stabbing incident, marijuana, dating, humor, drugs, anecdotes, anal sex, lighthearted, anal sex, unconventional methods, religious arguments, personal stories, knowing how or when you will die, departure, speculation, colostomy bag, lubrication, masturbation, colonoscopies, early detection, colon cancer
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Hitachi Vibrators and Awkward DiscoveriesWhen Lightning Strikes: Damage and Surprises Reminiscing about High School ExperiencesThe Evolution (or Lack Thereof) of People Over Time Journey to Weight LossThe Thrill of Rock Climbing The Humorous Side of Action FiguresImagining Fun Accessories for Action Figures Dating and the Effects of MarijuanaThe Role of Marijuana in the Incident A Brief Mention of Anal SexHumorous Anecdotes and Drug Stories Personal Stories and Experiences with Anal SexThe Power of Humor in Discussing Sensitive Topics Humor and SpeculationThe Mystery of Tim's Departure ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ -
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"There's some altitude there.""I've had Lyme before.""She's got to like pull a tick out of the car.""It's like if you wish on a monkey's paw, you'll get the wish but it executes in the most terrible way possible.""That was Greg in Chicago with Dave, right? If I recall correctly, yeah. Oh, is that where you met Dave at Penn State?""My first year roommate had sex with so many different guys and she would do it in the room while I was sitting there.""You played with other teams, you had like 24 kids. What sport did you play, you know? Three-man football. Katie was the punter.""I did have a slightly sexual experience on the football field once, Katie. Yeah, I did. It was...""And that's where Tim's predilection for shoving women to the ground in sexual situations came about.""clog the toilet.""What color was it?""That's where that dime went.""Well, and maybe even invite her back for a threesome, right?""I need you to hold this for me until tomorrow. Just ground beef, you know.""We kissed in front of him at a party. And he was like, how's your new apartment? We're like, it's good. The bed is comfortable.""Who are they playing this weekend? Who are they playing? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.""Yeah, well, we love baseball. I mean, that's the thing we like to pay attention to, you know what I mean?""No, I love baseball. I won like $1,500 this week gambling on baseball.""We love the show? Wow.""Move on.""Louise, she's a fucking asshole!"Chapters
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Dealing with Ticks and Lyme Disease02:16
Dealing with Ticks and Lyme Disease (Continued)05:37
Letting Go of Hoarding14:49
Roommate Tales25:50
Social Media and Conflict28:23
Nostalgia and Reconnecting with the Past30:26
Approaching Social Events with Humor33:04
Exploring Foot Fetishes and Kinks39:31
Humor and Lightheartedness in Conversations45:27
Humorous Anecdotes and Bodily Functions52:30
Dealing with a Talkative Person During a Walk in the Woods56:41
The Curability of Leprosy and the Antibiotic Dapsone59:24
Humor and Funny Stories as a Defense Mechanism01:02:36
Setting Boundaries and Being Direct in Social Interactions01:12:06
The Challenges of Attending Live Sports Events01:16:12
The Art of Ghosting: Avoiding Difficult Conversations01:19:30
Choosing Grandparent Names: A Fun Activity for Couples01:25:45
Disliking Spouse's Friends01:29:07
Vindication and Disliked Friends01:32:13
Fun and Light-hearted Conversations01:36:27
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"The influence of music and personal music preferences play a significant role in shaping individual experiences and memories.""The discussion around satanic imagery and the concept of Satanism provides insight into the perception and interpretation of religious and cultural symbols.""The use of nicotine and experiences with nicotine products are shared, highlighting personal preferences and experiences with different forms of nicotine consumption.""I've actually listened to that song a lot lately, and I was like, just the music, I was like, oh man, that's a really good song. I like that song.""I would say I'd like to pick one song. It would be Sheila E. The Glamorous Life. I swear to God that's not fucking great.""So is that something that comes once and just leaves forever or is it?""Bell's Palsy everybody!""I just want to put a cigar on this side when you do that.""The other thing too is the guy oh, yeah, all the guys are totally on fucking Viagra like this guy walks in He's already got a fucking like erection right and it was it was it was weird.""Good girl, naughty girl. What else? Like whore.""Can you provide me with some examples of what you may like?""Maybe they're into finance. You could talk about, oh, our portfolio's up 20 % this year. Some people get turned on by that. Maybe not.""Oh...""Trust me, you know, yeah, that would, that would, me walking into a room with my mother, my sisters and my aunts like that, that would be traumatizing. Oh.""Yes, so I read the article and they were married in the United States, but I guess they went on a vacation to the Dominican Republic and the Dominican Republic at the time or maybe still or is among the few nations in the country where you can divorce your spouse without notifying them.""Yeah, he does. So you have to admire that, Katie, right? I know it's negative. Yeah, it's negative, but restrained. They can coexist."
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The Entertainment Industry and Celebrity Influence17:25
Musical Favorites and Memories18:43
Adventures and Anecdotes30:23
Navigating Health Challenges32:48
Navigating Health Challenges and Social Interactions43:39
Amsterdam Adventures and Observations46:10
Humorous Anecdotes and Insights on Human Behavior49:38
Adventures in Amsterdam: From Innocence to Debauchery51:16
Espionage and the Spy Among Us01:03:49
The Art of Dirty Talk: Navigating Communication in Intimacy01:04:46
Exploring Sexual Communication and Preferences01:05:14
The Impact of Performance-Enhancing Drugs on Sexual Experiences01:06:30
Humor and Hypothetical Scenarios in Sexual Discussions01:19:18
Exploring Trust and Betrayal in Relationships01:20:52
The Impact of Personal Experiences and Anecdotes01:22:51
The Role of Humor and Banter in Conversation01:29:13
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family, health, strip clubs, international trips, death, random thoughts, eulogies, life expectancy, quality of life, sex room, Taylor Dane, fathers, smoking, apocalypse, cannibalism, hypothetical scenarios, 150th episode, listener's favorite episode, milestones, banter, husband, Chiefs, Super Bowl, child's birth, truth, placenta, eating placenta, oral sex, Trump, Biden, humor, bodily fluids, taste, period, deep fakes, cheating, AI, porn, misinformation, deep fakes, analog media, coworker, declined lunch, banter, well wishes
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"He's going to get hungry, and then he's going to want to know where your mom's at.""She's been battling this for like a month.""What the fuck?""No. Yeah, that's interesting.""I love Mesh.""If our professional association was the sum total of our association, he would have been a major factor in my life.""It was so fucking delicious.""That was sexy!""Yeah, it works. Timmy T works.""How can I get the truth out of him?""You don't. Because you know the truth. You just want to hear what you want to hear.""This guy could do a lot better.""Can you do it again? Greetings, bad council cast.""Placenta latte.""Corn placenta hash.""You can do it, do it, do it, do it""Diarrhea is pretty gross""The clitoris is actually shaped like a wishbone""Maybe the whole deep fake thing results in a resurgence of analog media""Maybe she's an angry man-hating lesbian""Maybe she felt like you were hitting on her" ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ -
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concert, disappointment, Indigo Girls, Hozier, Weezer, Doobie Brothers, Talking Heads, Stop Making Sense, music, artists, age, volunteering, Rob Ford, John Belushi, Tom Petty, Jeff Lynn, Birkenstock shoes, popularity, aesthetics, lesbians, preferences, stereotypes, misconceptions, instructional videos, cunnilingus, embarrassing stories, high school crushes, prank calls, failed relationships, voyeurism, exhibitionism, exhibitionism, sociopathy, lack of empathy, right and wrong, manipulation, revenge, sociopathy, traits, lack of empathy, lying, sense of superiority, AI manipulation, deepfake, relationships, dating show, anger, psychopathySound Bites
"I give them one more song. If they play one more song that I don't know and then the next song isn't one of my five, we're out of here.""Do you guys like concerts of artists you've seen before and loved, or do you like to see new artists?""Stop Making Sense is widely considered one of the best concert films ever.""Yeah, yeah, I don't know what you mean man. Yeah, yeah.""What was that guy's name, the mayor? Rob Ford, man.""Yeah, cocaine. Just all three of them, cocaine, cocaine, cocaine.""They wish we were their parents.""It was the shoes.""She was actually the girl I moved from Ohio without telling.""I'm out.""I must have called her phone, I don't know, in the course of high school a thousand times.""Wow, a thousand times. That's like creepy, creepy stalker.""Yeah, they're exhibitionists.""I a little, a little, I, you know, I, I, I did get money, ⁓ but, ⁓ no, I, I, I just, I mean, my dad, ⁓ I remember one time one of my sisters told another sister and we all got in trouble because we told on our family.""She had this wheelbarrow that she kept near the window, and if I stood in it, on my tiptoes. ⁓""Sense of superiority in being extremely opinionated""Having trouble with the law, authority, or rule following""A marked departure from measured thoughtful reason to increasingly anti-social advice and personal behavior""Everything's gonna become a deep fake. Everything is fucking deepfakeable at this point, right?""They take the person's like boyfriend, girlfriend, spouse, and they ⁓ have like, they, they superimpose their face over like someone else's image, having sex or making out with another person.""That's crazy, right? Yeah, like if I got mad at you because I had a bad dream about you and I woke up and I wanted to like stab you."Participate
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gummies, stamina, intimate moments, childhood crushes, TV characters, perception, foreplay, attractiveness, preferences, celebrities, resemblance, 4/20, comedy shows, musicals, collaboration, rap, rock, funny anecdotes, 4/20, chores, stoned, scary documentary, nuclear testing, games, tattoo contest, coworker, divorce, tattoos, funny tattoos, strange tattoos, 80s music, Sister Christian, losing virginity, songs, music, 80s, 90s, trade, relationships, infidelity, podcast, movies, cancer, death, personal experiences, Mad Max, Trainspotting
Sound Bites
"With Tantra and Stamina, we went for at least three hours today.""Are you done yet? Let's go.""Did you ever do edging where you tried to get close and then back off?""Silver spoons, that was it, yeah.""Katie looks more like Janet from 3's Company""Yeah, we're number two. So we try harder.""Don't you get stoned doing the chores? Aren't chores so much better when you're stoned?""We detonated a thousand nuclear bombs in our country""I have an opportunity to fuck her""Can you imagine being on a third or fourth date and you finally, you know, you get to it and you're doing some doggy style and you're looking down and there's some other guy's name right there?""What the hell is Sister Christian even about?""I lost my virginity at the church. I had, I lost my virginity before that. But it's great if she thinks that.""Oh, I was saying back to life, back to reality.""Fritz Peterson, Yankees pitcher who was involved in an unusual quote unquote trade dies at 82.""Jojo, oh no!""Fuck you, cancer.""That karma, oh thank god it missed me.""Even Joe is surprised that he's still alive."Participate
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"The algorithm rewards accounts that are very similar.""The warm weather in Florida keeps the crazies outside.""Many people from our hometown have had limited life experiences.""We eat most of our meals in bed""Craftmatic: Slowly lowering the bed as the food digests""Using a hanging chair to hide a sex swing""Technically ketamine is a horse tranquilizer.""You cannot get quaaludes anymore. They stopped making them.""Getting the cops involved is always the worst thing to do.""Any sexual activity? There's some people who get off on some pretty mundane shit, right?""Okay, next question. Team, I need your help navigating a contentious issue with my wife.""You should just get every time she drives, you just completely fucked up in the passenger seat.""She's not gonna park with him in the car again. I'm just telling you that. Well, he fucked up.""Your relationship's over. So pretty much, yeah, I actually don't apologize. Don't do anything. You're done.""Can you believe they did that? It's fucking Easter.""Do you ever think about monetary policy? Well, let me tell you a little bit.""Yeah, I used to cheat at shoots and ladders, you know, but just to make it go faster because I hated that game so much.""No, no, no."Participate
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Instagram algorithms, Florida stereotypes, hometown experiences, mountain biking, eating in bed, adjustable bed, illness, sinus infection, sex swing, hiding in plain sight, bananas, ripeness, animal medications, drugs, family member, pet abuse, conservative Christian beliefs, sexual activities, parallel parking, contentious issues, relationships, advice, humor, parking etiquette, relationship dynamics, Joe Biden, Trans Day of Visibility, dance lessons, monetary policy, acting, confronting, betting, sports
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Introduction and Starting with the Most Boring07:03
The Impact of Leaving Your Hometown15:46
The Thrills and Risks of Mountain Biking30:10
Addressing Concerns about Pet Abuse36:34
Nostalgia for the Drug Culture of the Past43:36
Navigating Contentious Issues53:36
Using Humor to Diffuse Tense Situations01:03:39
Katie's Dance Lessons: A Humorous Journey01:11:23
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tattoos, biohazard symbol, charm bracelet tattoos, spy, happy pills, childhood memories, interview, childhood, girlfriend, resemblance, gray hair, spy, controversy, fingering dogs' anal glands, Legoland, Disney World, party, infidelity, swinging, mistaken identity, guns, appearance, attraction, intimacy, fashion, style, acting, transformation, relationship advice, The Cure, Robert Smith, dressing for comfort, artists, setlist, drummer, book, stuck in an era, makeover contest, Jojoism, Scientology, Mugshawties, attraction, psycho chicks, gold star lesbians, sexual experiences, Pittsburgh Pirates, baseball stadiums
Burt's tattoos and the suggestion of getting a biohazard symbol tattooedThe idea of getting charm bracelet tattoos and Burt getting a tattoo related to his showThe hosts joking about Burt being a spyThe effects of taking happy pillsChildhood memories and Tim imagining Burt as a child involved in illegal activities Childhood experiences can shape our personalities and comfort levels with different age groups.Perceptions of attractiveness can vary, but it's important to appreciate and feel confident in our own appearances.Some dog breeds may require anal gland expression for their health and comfort.Controversial topics can spark lively discussions and differing opinions among friends.Sharing personal anecdotes and experiences can create a fun and engaging conversation. Infidelity can happen even in the most unexpected situations, such as at a party with friends.Communication and honesty are crucial in navigating complex relationship dynamics.Sometimes, misunderstandings and mistaken identities can lead to awkward and humorous situations.Humor can be a coping mechanism in dealing with uncomfortable or embarrassing experiences. Appearance can play a role in attraction and intimacy in a relationship.It's important to find a balance between personal style and keeping up with current fashion trends.Acting requires the ability to transform into different characters and personas.When addressing a partner's outdated fashion choices, it's important to approach the topic with sensitivity and find a compromise.Introducing new styles in a playful and lighthearted way can help encourage a partner to update their wardrobe. The hosts discuss The Cure's setlist from a past concert and reminisce about their love for the band.They talk about artists who are stuck in a certain era and the importance of evolving as an artist.The conversation takes a humorous turn with discussions about dressing up and a fictional makeover contest.They touch on the topics of Jojoism and Scientology, highlighting the eccentricities of certain belief systems.The hosts end the conversation by talking about Mugshawties, an Instagram account featuring mugshots. Attraction can sometimes be inexplicable, even when it goes against one's usual preferences.Labels can limit our experiences and prevent us from exploring new possibilities.It's important to communicate openly and honestly about desires and boundaries in sexual relationships.Baseball stadiums, such as PNC Park in Pittsburgh and Camden Yards, offer beautiful views and unique experiences for fans.
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Burt the SpyThe Effects of Happy Pills Childhood Memories and InterviewsThe Girlfriend from Elementary School Using Humor as a Coping MechanismAwkward and Humorous Mistaken Identity Stories The Role of Appearance in Attraction and IntimacyAddressing Outdated Fashion Choices in a Relationship The Cure and NostalgiaJojoism and Scientology The Charm of Baseball StadiumsExploring New Sexual Experiences ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
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Using TV shows as distractions can be helpful for parents.Parenting can be challenging and sometimes requires creative solutions.Taking care of pets, including expressing anal glands, can be a unique experience.Haircuts can be a source of frustration and anxiety for some people. Haircuts can be a source of drama and upset, especially when they don't turn out as expected.Understanding and empathizing with your partner's emotions, even if you don't personally relate to them, is important in a relationship.Conflicting emotions can arise when something you love also causes problems or inconvenience.Having outdoor cats can lead to conflicts with neighbors and unwanted animals in your yard.Experimenting with nicotine can have unexpected side effects, and it's important to be mindful of dosage and potential reactions.Using drugs or alcohol to avoid emotions can be a red flag and may indicate a need for healthier coping mechanisms.Tattoos can be a fun and creative way to express oneself, but it's important to consider the design and location carefully.Engaging in friendly competitions or contests with friends can add excitement and humor to relationships.Researching and discussing celebrity tattoos can be a fun and entertaining activity.Friendships can be strengthened through shared experiences and inside jokes. Family dynamics can be complex and lead to animosity and tension.Insults and jokes can be a form of bonding and humor among friends and family.Sibling relationships can be both supportive and challenging.Embarrassing situations can create humorous and memorable moments.Opinions about oneself and others can vary, but ultimately, it's important to appreciate and support each other.The concept of the multiverse raises questions about alternate realities and the impact of different life decisions.
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Allergies can cause various symptoms, including rashes and other discomforts.Taking care of pets after surgery requires special attention and medication.The high cost of medications is a common concern for many people.Deciding whether to disclose COVID-19 status depends on the situation and the people involved.Gross habits and personal experiences can be a source of humor and entertainment. Tattoos can have personal meanings and symbolize new beginnings or embracing the unknown.Getting a tattoo can be a unique and sometimes painful experience, but the end result can be rewarding.Involving listeners in choosing tattoos can be a fun and interactive way to engage with the audience.Tattoos can spark conversations and create memorable moments. Suspicions of poisoning in a relationship should be taken seriously and addressed with caution.Investigating the suspicion and gathering evidence can help determine the truth.Motives for poisoning can vary, and it's important to consider the dynamics of the relationship.Extreme measures, such as framing or revenge, may not be the best solutions and can lead to further complications.Questioning someone's sanity should be done with care and consideration.Honest and mean observations can provide valuable feedback, but it's important to balance honesty with kindness and respect. Sovereign citizens are individuals who reject the authority of the government and believe they are not subject to its laws.Calling parents 'mommy' and 'daddy' as adults can be seen as a turn-off for some people.Dealing with these issues in a relationship requires open communication and finding a compromise that both partners are comfortable with.Participate
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Discussion about rashes and symptoms00:33
Sharing personal experiences with allergies01:11
Conversation about pets and their health02:23
Casual conversation about TV shows and video games03:08
Discussion about the pharmaceutical industry03:30
Talking about the high cost of medications04:04
Preparing for a new job04:28
Deciding whether to disclose COVID-19 status05:27
Humorous conversation about gross habits06:41
Sharing gross stories from the past08:01
Discussion about nose picking and other habits09:24
Sharing personal experiences with nose picking11:18
Humorous conversation about personal habits12:36
Reactions to Bert's Tattoo13:19
Interpreting the Tattoo14:03
Discussion about the Tattoo Design16:13
Getting the Tattoo18:14
Guessing the Tattoo Design21:27
Meaning of the Tattoo22:07
Embracing New Endeavors23:03
Possible Tattoo Ideas26:30
Involving Listeners in Choosing a Tattoo27:31
Humorous Stories about Tattoos28:03
Suspected Poisoning29:01
Investigating the Suspicion30:03
Possible Motives31:07
Framing the Husband32:22
Revenge and Extreme Measures33:07
Questioning the Listener's Sanity34:19
Gary's Honest and Mean Observations41:05
Tim's Theme Music Critique42:44
The Chocolate Mishap43:01
Phil Collins Hatred43:17
Sharing is Caring43:22
Constructive Criticism44:00
The Impact of Tim's Voiceovers44:12
The Yikes Reaction44:33
The Effect of Tim's Dislike for Phil Collins45:03
The Ruination of Phil Collins45:21
80s Schmaltz and Tim's Hatred45:52
The Impact of Tim's Reactions46:11
Dealing with Criticism46:24
The Shroom Chocolate Incident48:23
Apologizing and Moving On49:02
Labeling Everything50:13
Eating in the Bathroom51:48
The Brazil Story52:58
Alternative Strategies54:34
Using Science and Data55:36
Passive Aggressive Labeling56:26
Taking an Offensive Approach57:08
The State of Public Bathrooms57:12
Sovereign Citizens57:53
Bizarre Moment with Sovereign Citizen01:03:13
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Takeaways
Funny stories and mishaps can make for entertaining and relatable content.Dealing with migraines can be challenging, but there are medications available to help manage symptoms.Having vomit-appropriate receptacles can prevent messy situations and embarrassment.Misunderstandings in text messages can lead to humorous moments.Moral acceptability is subjective and can vary depending on individual beliefs and values. Masturbating on a flight can be seen as morally acceptable by some, but others find it inappropriate.The disposal of waste on boats and flights varies, with boats often pumping waste into the water and flights storing waste in tanks.Waking up a partner for sex can be a sensitive issue, with some partners being receptive and others preferring not to be disturbed.Non-sexual intimacy in bed, such as cuddling or spooning, can be a way to connect with a partner without engaging in sexual activity. Awkward moments in bed can lead to humorous and uncomfortable situations.Reading mean comments can be entertaining, but it's important to consider the impact on others.Taking revenge on a bully may not always be the best solution and can potentially escalate the situation.Bullying can have long-lasting consequences and it's important to address the issue in a constructive manner. Professional athletes come in various forms, and it's important to respect their achievements regardless of the sport they participate in.The definition of a professional athlete can vary, and it's important to understand the context and level of competition involved.Friendships can change over time, and it's important to communicate openly and honestly about any uncomfortable situations.Bullying can have serious consequences, and it's important to address and prevent it whenever possible. It is important to set and maintain personal boundaries in relationships.Open communication and trust are key in addressing relationship issues.Confronting inappropriate behavior from friends requires assertiveness and clear communication.Testing a partner's loyalty can reveal important insights about the relationship.Consider alternative accommodation options, such as VRBO, if you have had a negative experience with a particular platform.Participate
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Introduction and Technical Difficulties03:00
Funny Stories from the Trip to Pittsburgh06:04
Dealing with Migraines08:59
Vomiting Mishaps12:02
Vomit Appropriate Receptacles14:59
Misunderstood Text Message17:19
Masturbation on a Flight21:13
Bodily Functions on a Plane24:13
Disposal of Waste on Boats and Flights27:01
Masturbating Next to a Sleeping Partner30:13
Waking Up a Partner for Sex32:15
Non-Sexual Intimacy in Bed32:28
Awkward Moments in Bed33:11
Brushing Teeth and Morning Routines33:46
Interrupting Spouses Masturbating34:10
Pity Fucks35:11
Gary's Mean Comments36:13
Encouraging Gary to Share Comments37:00
Reading Mean Comments38:11
Gary's Slow Thinking39:15
Mean Tweets from Gary40:12
Teasing Gary's Comments41:13
Reviewing Bullying Advice43:14
Texas Mom's Revenge on Bully46:08
Consequences of Bullying47:05
Childhood Bullying and Stepfamily Dynamics48:03
The Impact of Bullying on Tim's Life49:11
The Unsettling Revelations and Family Drama50:41
The Inappropriate Disclosure and Its Aftermath51:42
The Effects of Bullying on Tim's Siblings53:21
The Perception of Sexual Terminology at a Young Age54:16
The Curiosity Surrounding Condom Machines56:11
The Misadventure with the Condom Vending Machine58:49
The Debate over Ping Pong as a Sport01:00:53
The Definition of an Athlete and the Judgmental Attitude01:03:11
Unusual Professional Athlete01:04:05
Roller Derby as a Professional Sport01:05:00
Modeling for Restaurant Menus01:05:57
Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul01:07:42
Bullying and Consequences01:09:00
Friend's Unusual Behavior01:15:23
Changing Dynamics in Friendships01:16:54
Awkward Accommodations01:18:22
Uncomfortable Situations01:19:18
Dealing with Unwanted Advances01:20:10
Personal Space on Airplanes01:21:18
Giving Advice on Relationship Issues01:22:16
Taking Responsibility in a Relationship01:23:38
Confronting a Friend's Inappropriate Behavior01:24:30
Testing Your Partner's Loyalty01:25:18
Negotiating Favors in a Relationship01:26:08
Reflecting on the Conversation01:27:24
Testing Your Partner's Loyalty (Continued)01:29:14
Understanding Personal Dynamics01:30:27
Katy's Airbnb Ban01:31:31
Switching to VRBO01:32:09
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Takeaways
Inside jokes and playful banter create a fun and lighthearted atmosphere.Experimenting with edibles can lead to unexpected and entertaining experiences.Accommodations can vary and sometimes come with unexpected charges.Fantasizing about living together and creating a unique dynamic can be entertaining.Custom car horns and fart sounds can add humor and personalization to everyday experiences.Reflecting on a trip and the memories made can bring joy and laughter. Maintaining a friendship with an ex can be a positive sign if both parties are mature and respectful.It's important to have open and honest communication about sexual experiences and expectations.Personal hygiene and cleanliness are important factors in sexual experiences.Online resources, such as instructional videos, can provide guidance and information on various topics. Toilet etiquette and habits vary greatly, and there are different perspectives on what is considered acceptable.Gathering feces as revenge is an extreme and unhygienic approach to dealing with conflicts.The concept of 'whole nother' is a colloquialism that is commonly used but is not grammatically correct.The design and architecture of toilets can greatly impact the user experience and cleanliness.The use of phones in the bathroom has become a common practice, but it is important to maintain proper hygiene and cleanliness. Reading magazines in the bathroom is a common pastime and can be a way to impress guests.Nostalgia for old magazines like Vice can evoke a sense of coolness and edginess.Feeling dead inside is a common sentiment and can be a result of various factors.Using words accurately and expanding vocabulary can enhance communication and understanding.The future of human lifespan is uncertain, but advancements in nutrition and medicine may lead to longer lifespans.Language is a powerful tool for expression and can bring joy and fascination. The use of euphemisms and humor in language can create viral trends and memorable phrases.AI and personal devices have a significant influence on daily life, from personalized recommendations to intrusive listening.Context plays a crucial role in understanding humor and euphemisms, allowing for inference and meaning comprehension.AI can impact decision-making processes and personal preferences, shaping individual experiences and interactions. Sex toys can be acceptable in relationships if introduced gradually and thoughtfully.The presentation of sex toys plays a crucial role in their acceptability.Experience and familiarity with sex toys can provide a competitive advantage in relationships.Conversations about sex toys require nuance and understanding.It is important to navigate conversations with others respectfully and consider their perspectives. Humor and laughter play a significant role in creating an enjoyable conversation.Spontaneity and creativity can lead to entertaining and engaging discussions.Personal experiences and preferences contribute to the unique dynamics of a conversation.Brainstorming and exploring ideas can lead to new and exciting projects or initiatives. Launching a podcast can be challenging, and it's important to be prepared for potential pitfalls.Respectful communication and setting boundaries are crucial in maintaining a healthy podcast team dynamic.Navigating personal topics in podcast conversations requires sensitivity and empathy.Understanding and respecting different perspectives is essential in creating a balanced and inclusive podcast.Self-reflection and growth are important for personal and professional development in podcasting.Addressing relationship challenges and maintaining open communication is vital for the success of a podcast team.
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Unexpected events can lead to interesting conversations and ideas.Alternative farewell ideas can be more meaningful and personal.Creativity can be applied to various forms of media, such as creating a film trailer.Naming objects or vehicles can be a fun and engaging activity.Personal experiences and perspectives can shape one's relationship with substances.Being high can lead to deep thoughts and epiphanies.Observing small details can lead to reflections on the natural world and human impact. Nature has been playing the long game for billions of years, and humans may eventually create their own destroyers.Discussing sexual boundaries with a partner can be awkward, but it's important for a healthy and fulfilling sexual relationship.Experimenting with unusual sexual activities can be exciting, but it's crucial to communicate openly and establish consent.It's important to respect and understand each other's boundaries when exploring new sexual experiences. Boundaries and preferences in intimate acts vary from person to person.Personal grooming choices can impact attraction.Communication and consent are important in any intimate relationship.News stories about unusual band shakeups can be entertaining. Extreme actions taken to win someone's affections can be seen as flattering, but it's important to set boundaries and ensure consent.Manipulating an affair to get a desired job is unethical and can have negative consequences for all parties involved.The hosts share stories and insights about people named Gary and discuss the use of AI to generate show notes.Confronting a spouse who is on OnlyFans requires open communication and setting boundaries.Improving audio quality can enhance the overall listening experience for the audience. Microphones and sound quality are important for podcasting.Tom Petty and the Traveling Wilburys had a significant impact on music.Emotional connections to music can be powerful.Boston has produced many successful bands.Musical collaborations and relationships can be interesting and unexpected.
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Chapters00:00
Unexpected Going Away Party00:35
Alternative Farewell Ideas04:30
The Unconventional Council05:51
Naming Gary's RV09:19
Never Buying Weed10:07
Epiphanies While High12:10
Mystery Capsules13:26
The Evolution of Pistachios17:10
The Long Game of Nature19:04
Asking About Sexual Boundaries28:13
Exploring Unusual Sexual Activities31:31
Pushing Sexual Boundaries32:21
The Armpit Licking Boundary36:50
Boundaries and Preferences40:21
The Eyeball Licking Debate42:20
Band Drama: Dosing with Estrogen44:30
The Estrogen Protein Powder45:12
Flattering Obsession46:19
Manipulating the Affair47:27
Getting the Job You Want48:24
The Garys53:28
Questionable Haircuts with Gary58:45
Confronting the OnlyFans Situation59:30
Promoting the OnlyFans Page01:00:00
AI-Generated Show Notes01:00:25
Improving Audio Quality01:00:46
Discussion about microphones01:01:03
Traveling Wilburys and Tom Petty01:01:12
Stevie Nicks and Tom Petty01:01:24
Roy Orbison and the Traveling Wilburys01:01:39
Opinions on Tom Petty01:01:49
Emotional connection to Tom Petty's music01:02:05
Music videos and Tom Petty's career01:02:11
Tom Petty's collaborations and relationships01:02:39
Stories and rumors about musicians01:03:09
Amy Mann and Michael Penn01:03:14
Musical couples and odd pairings01:04:06
Pistachios and Dropkick Murphys01:05:09
Mickey Ward and the Dropkick Murphys01:05:19
Emotional response to music01:06:05
Bands from Boston01:06:13
Discussion about bands from Boston01:06:37
New Edition and other Boston bands01:07:07
Michael Penn and Amy Mann01:07:27
Music producer Jimmy Iovine01:08:05
Michael Penn's song 'No Myth'01:08:27
Discussion about music production01:09:16
Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani01:09:24
Discussion about musical couples01:10:00
Discussion about the number of podcast participants01:10:32
Discussion about Rick James and Neil Young01:11:19
Discussion about the progress of the Florida podcast01:11:36
Discussion about microphones and sound quality01:12:05
Discussion about the number of podcast participants01:12:30
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Takeaways
Marijuana can lead to funny and memorable experiencesDifferent people have different reactions to marijuanaUsing tongue twisters can be a fun way to test memory and speech while high Marijuana affects individuals differently, with some experiencing stronger effects than others.Rasputin's penis is rumored to be in a museum in Iceland.Communication and setting boundaries are important in relationships. Planning revenge can be a fun and creative way to deal with difficult situations.Seeking help from friends or colleagues can provide different perspectives and ideas for revenge.Email mishaps can lead to embarrassing or awkward situations, but they can also be a source of amusement.Dealing with a difficult boss requires finding ways to assert oneself and protect one's interests.Performance reviews can sometimes be unfair or biased, and it's important to advocate for oneself and address any concerns. Using humor in professional settings can be risky and may have unintended consequences.Technology can be used creatively to add humor to everyday tasks.Donating organs can have both positive and negative implications for one's career.Personal appearance, such as eyebrows, can be a source of insecurity and teasing.It's important to reflect on past experiences and consider how they have shaped us. Passing gas during orgasm is a normal occurrence for some people.Possible solutions to avoid passing gas during sex include changing positions, using a fan or music to mask the sound, and taking over-the-counter medications.Communication with your partner is key to addressing any discomfort or embarrassment related to passing gas during sex.Humor can be a helpful tool in navigating sensitive topics and maintaining a lighthearted atmosphere.ParticipateParticipate
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Introduction and Redneck Cocktails03:01
Gregg's High Adventures10:58
The Marijuana Mongoose13:57
Tongue Twisters and Memory Loss15:51
Burt's Experience with Marijuana18:09
Rasputin's Dick19:32
Phalological Museum in Iceland20:15
Unusual Historical Facts21:21
Question: Calling Boyfriend Daddy23:10
Opinions on Calling Boyfriend Daddy24:36
Discussing Boundaries in Relationships26:02
Communication in Relationships26:31
Planning Revenge30:34
Seeking Help for Revenge35:39
Personal Revenge Stories38:05
Email Mishaps39:56
Dealing with a Difficult Boss41:04
Performance Reviews41:23
Short Shorts and Funny Texts42:15
Reviewing Reports in Snoop Dogg Language42:37
Endearing or Hastening an Exit43:22
Tech Issues and Pirate City44:04
Fired After Donating Kidney44:39
The Future of the Podcast45:49
Eyebrow Banter46:06
Donating Organs and Managerial Integrity47:19
Leaving While You Still Have Everything48:08
Eyebrows of Celebrities49:33
Childhood Eyebrow Stories53:14
Stephanie Gray and Grudges54:04
Negative Associations with Names55:01
Stephanie Gilmette and Heartbreak55:20
Music Preferences and Summer Flings56:09
Slut Shaming and Eighth Grade Relationships57:16
Sheltered Life and Lack of Street Smarts01:05:08
Email Communication and Spelling Errors01:06:24
Discussion about passing gas during orgasm01:07:13
Possible solutions to avoid passing gas during sex01:08:45
Question on how to fix the issue with partner01:09:12
Recollection of a funny moment during a game01:10:05
Question on how to fix the issue with partner (continued)01:11:36
Personal experiences with passing gas during sex01:13:05
Discussion on research and advice01:15:11
Humorous suggestions for avoiding passing gas during sex01:16:06
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Summary
In this episode, the hosts discuss a range of topics including bounced checks, condo politics, rising maintenance fees, childhood reminiscing, self-esteem, movie recommendations, and personal grooming. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including ear hair plucking, movie theater etiquette, and the STI epidemic. They share their experiences and give humorous advice on how to handle these situations. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss STIs and infections, sharing personal stories and making jokes. They then transition to a discussion about finding a foreign bride, with each host sharing their thoughts on which countries to focus on or avoid. The hosts discuss their preferences for brides from Moldova and including Latvia, Vietnam, Canada, and the Philippines. They also introduce a segment called 'Great Gary's from History' where they discuss notable people named Gary, starting with musician Gary Moore. The conversation takes a crass turn as they discuss changing the taste of semen and the limitations of AI in providing information. The hosts speculate on the impact of Chinese AI and share their personal experiences and opinions on the topic. The conversation concludes with a humorous discussion about a misinterpreted box and the confusion over the word 'douche.' The hosts share their cringy reactions and make jokes about the topic. The chapter ends with a lighthearted note.
Takeaways
Bounced checks can lead to awkward conversations and the need for reissuing checks.
Condo elections can be contentious and lead to disputes among neighbors.
Rising maintenance fees can cause frustration among residents, especially when they don't understand the reasons behind the increase.
Childhood reminiscing can be a fun and nostalgic topic of conversation.
Self-esteem is important, and it's essential to recognize one's worth and avoid labeling oneself as a loser.
Bad Council Weekend is an upcoming event where the hosts plan to gather and have fun together.
Personal grooming, including manscaping, can be a humorous and lighthearted topic of conversation. Taking care of small grooming tasks for your significant other can be a sign of love and care.
Being considerate of your partner's movie preferences and not falling asleep during their chosen movies is important.
Communication and understanding each other's movie preferences can help avoid conflicts.
When considering finding a foreign bride, it's important to consider cultural differences and compatibility
Religion and loyalty can be important factors to consider when choosing a partner Misinterpretations can lead to funny and awkward situations.
Words with multiple meanings can cause confusion and humor.
Humor can be found in unexpected and cringy moments.
Ending a conversation on a funny note leaves a positive impression.Chapters
00:00 Bounced Checks and Condo Politics
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03:11 Envelopes and Condo Elections
05:10 Rising Maintenance Fees and Complaints
09:09 Childhood Reminiscing
12:32 Self-Esteem and Loser Mentality
15:27 Movie Recommendation: Saltburn
16:25 Bad Council Weekend and Manscaping
18:33 Chest Hair and Personal Grooming
18:46 Ear Hair Plucking
20:19 Movie Theater Etiquette
25:19 Checking if Someone is Awake
32:19 STI Epidemic
37:32 Discussion about STIs and infections
48:00 Conversation about finding a foreign bride
55:06 Discussion about leaving Moldova
55:42 Considering Latvia as a new country
56:15 Considering Vietnam as a new country
56:59 Considering Canada as a new country
57:59 Considering the Philippines as a new country
58:59 Second choice: Canada
01:02:06 Introduction to 'Great Garry's from History'
01:02:36 Discussion about Gary Moore
01:05:08 Discussion about changing the taste of semen
01:06:31 Mike's experience with changing the taste of semen
01:08:44 Frustration with AI not providing information
01:09:41 Speculation on the impact of Chinese AI
01:12:07 Discussion about the taste of semen
01:13:08 Offensive nature of the question
01:13:38 Misinterpretation of a Box
01:14:05 Confusion over Douche
01:14:28 Humorous Reactions
01:14:42 Ending on a Funny Note -
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The conversation covers technical difficulties, the shutdown of their YouTube channel, workplace harassment, condo association drama, the Monarchy Party and Anarchy Party, and lighting issues. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss the concept of a sugar daddy and how to help the listener's dad find a regular girlfriend. They also explore the idea of managing the situation and embracing the sugar daddy role. The hosts conclude by highlighting the great work they do on the Bad Council podcast. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics, including closing remarks, teaching a child to stand up for themselves, and attraction to older men. The conversation covers various topics, including dating older partners, preferences for older partners, age and sexual peak, societal acceptance of age gap relationships, unconventional relationships, peeing in the shower, urine Olympics, childhood urination stories, and childhood gross behavior. In this episode, the hosts reminisce about childhood pranks and share a particularly memorable story of peeing on radiators. They also discuss an upcoming absence and the possibility of finding a guest host. The conversation takes a turn as they talk about JoJo's resurgence on Instagram and Jimmy's dilemma of watching the video podcast while on a stakeout. The episode concludes with closing remarks and expressions of gratitude.
Takeaways
Technical difficulties can be frustrating, especially when they involve IT work.Dealing with a YouTube channel shutdown can be a hassle, but persistence and communication can help resolve the issue.Workplace harassment is a serious issue that can cause stress and anxiety.Condo association drama can be challenging to navigate, but it's important to prioritize the well-being of the community.Political parties with unconventional platforms, such as the Monarchy Party and Anarchy Party, can provide interesting perspectives.Good lighting is essential for video calls and recordings. Closing remarks and farewellTeach children to stand up for themselvesAcceptance of personal preferencesSurround yourself with supportive friends Childhood pranks can create lasting memories and laughter.Peeing on radiators may have seemed funny at the time, but it resulted in a terrible smell.Planning ahead for absences and finding a suitable guest host is important for maintaining a consistent podcast schedule.Social media can bring back old acquaintances and spark new interests.Balancing work and personal interests can sometimes be challenging.
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Chapters00:00 Technical Difficulties and IT Work
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03:00 YouTube Channel Shutdown
06:00 Vacation and Workplace Harassment
10:00 Condo Association Drama
15:00 Monarchy Party and Anarchy Party
16:56 The Concept of Sugar Daddy
23:35 Helping the Dad Find a Regular Girlfriend
33:47 The Great Work of Bad Council
36:28 Teaching a Child to Stand Up for Himself
48:27 Attraction to Older Men
54:23 Age and Sexual Peak
55:09 Societal Acceptance of Age Gap Relationships
57:00 Unconventional Relationships
58:39 Peeing in the Shower
01:03:00 Urine Olympics
01:09:31 Childhood Urination Stories
01:10:41 Childhood Gross Behavior
01:11:09 Childhood Pranks
01:11:33 Peeing on Radiators
01:12:06 Upcoming Absence
01:13:09 Finding a Guest Host
01:13:13 JoJo's Resurgence
01:14:25 Jimmy's Video Dilemma
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