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This week, Erica recaps I Can Do Bad All By Myself from hometown hero, Tyler Perry! Listen, we do our fair share of man hating here at BMGB but weโd never electrocute anyone...probably. Also, who knew Madea movies could get so emotional?? Then Lucie reviews Gladiator, which gives her the opportunity to give Groundskeeper Willie and break and try out her Crocodile Dundee impression. FYI Ridley Scott: snot props are not necessary, and keep listening for the one thing that will definitely determine if youโre smart or not. Oh and please subscribe, rate, and review!
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Welcome to Episode 22 yโall! This week, Lucie learns to count (maybe), and we have more advice for men regarding bedroom activities they need to stop asking for, plus one they should probably just learn to deal with. Plus, listen to Lucieโs recap of Girls because during it she gets a surprise from the man she spent Valentineโs Day with! (Itโs a lot less sexy than it sounds.) Then Erica reviews the classic romcom Bridget Jonesโs Diary, and we discuss our feelings on Spanx, which we have a lot of (feelings, not Spanx). Erica also points out that while we both have terrible luck, at least our bare asses have never been on the news. Here at BMGB Podcast, we would never condone violence, but if itโs somebody gross like Hugh Grant in BJD, we might be on board. As always, subscribe, rate, and review!
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On Episode 21, Erica recaps War Dogs starring Miles Teller, and we play Am I Old or Is This Stupid? Erica has to remind Lucie that movies arenโt real life...again (only this one kind of is?), and we discuss Bradley Cooperโs best lewks. Hot tip from Jonah Hill: never stay in Vegas longer than 2 days. Then Lucie reviews Episode 9 of Outlander, starting off with a sure sign that society is making a comeback! We also decide on some gender based slurs to reclaim from Black Jack Randall, and in case you were wondering, โHave they really made Friends references three episodes in a row?โ...Yes. Donโt forget to subscribe, rate, and review!!
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Weโve made it 20 whole episodes, yโall! This week, while Erica recaps Playing for Keeps, we speculate about and look forward to the day when Catherine Zeta Jones gets herself the boy toy she deserves. Donโt worry, of COURSE Judy Greer makes an appearance because otherwise, is it even really a romcom? Also, controversial opinion but gratuitous shots of Gerard Butler in a towel are truly a gift. Then Lucie switches gears with the thriller Red Eye. We donโt want to victim blame here but Rachel McAdams has really gotten herself into a predicament. No shade, but Cillian Murphy just kind of...looks like a sociopath? And we come to the conclusion that we will never be proud members of the Mile High Club. Donโt forget to subscribe, rate, and review!
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Another accidental theme this week with both movies featuring evil Russian bad guys (and quite possibly no actual Russians…)! We figure out the real reason behind Lucie’s history degree, and Lucie finds a new contender for the Holy Trifecta (Prince Harry, you’re on notice). Erica doesn’t have space in her brain for your gender roles and misogyny, and just FYI if you’re doing a fully clothed boxing workout montage, you’re doing it wrong. Erica reminds Lucie that time travel isn’t actually a thing, and considers a new career path. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and review!
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This week, Erica recaps Definitely, Maybe where we discover we weirdly have the hots for Borat and give you marriage advice from two never-married women. FYI men, itโs super attractive that Ryan Reynolds is a serial monogamist and FYI everyone, please stop acting like youโre a temporarily undiscovered celebrity...except us, please someone discover us. Then, Lucie reviews Forgetting Sarah marshall. RIP Billy Bushโs career (remember him, yโall?). Also, letโs all agree that we want more puppet musicals, and that red wine is not a Hawaii beverage! Oh, and happy Passover to Godโs chosen people! Donโt forget to subscribe, rate, and review!
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Happy St. Patrickโs Day! ๐ What better way to nurse your hangover than with Episode 17? To celebrate our Irish friends, we cover the first two movies of the 50 Shades franchise...much to our horror. Lucie realizes that clearly Anastasia Steele didnโt do her Carmen Elektra strip tease aerobics, has the audacity to granny panty shame someone else like she doesnโt wear granny panties 90% of the time, and debunks the myth of the โwearing your boyfriendโs dress shirt.โ Then, Erica (unfortunately) recaps 50 Shades Darker, which she went into completely blind (much like Dakota Johnson in that sex scene). Find out which one of these is an actual quote from the movie: โTheyโre after me lucky charms!โ or โYouโre not putting those in my butt,โ in Ericaโs lowest rated movie so far! May the road rise to meet you, and donโt forget to subscribe, rate, and review!
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This week, Erica starts us off with a recap and review of Malcolm & Marie, and we examine the life of the 1 percenters with their life of luxury and their salted butter. We also reveal what our friendship dealbreaker with Zendaya is, and point out that she deserves an Oscar for her performance as Woman Who Doesnโt Want to Sleep With John David Washington. Then Lucie covers Venom, starring Tom Hardy, who she refuses to see in The Revenant out of protest. Thanks for covering up Tom Hardyโs face AGAIN (lookinโ at you Christopher Nolan), and donโt forget to check Etsy for all of your tapeworm needs. As always, subscribe, rate, and review!
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On Episode 15, Lucie & Erica have another accidental theme - movies with Matt Damon cameos! First, Lucie recaps the 2004 Kevin Smith โflick,โ Jersey Girl. Donโt worry, J. Lo dies in the first ten minutes. Then she finally puts to bed the very Jersey Pork Roll vs. Taylor Ham debate, and cries multiple times over her love of Bruce Springsteen. (Hey, you can take the girl outta Jerseyโฆ) Also, weโre not saying that The Boss and Barack copied our podcast idea, but The Boss and Barack copied our podcast idea. Then Erica covers the 80s romcom Mystic Pizza, with a pre-Julia Roberts Julia Roberts, unlikely heartthrob Vince Dโonofrio, our theory on what ended the golden age of serial killers, and passive aggressive sister fights. Donโt forget to subscribe, rate, and review!
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On this weekโs BMGB, Erica covers Holidate, a movie from the before times when working from home was still something you judged people for. We agree that khakis are always an awful gift idea and that we miss Auntie Anneโs mall pretzels. Oh also, this just in, weโre HUGE in Australia. Then Lucie revisits her internet boyfriend Sam Heughan to check in on how Jamie Fraser and Outlander-verse is going (not good). We learn how Black Jack Randall is DYING to hook up with Jamie (get in line, pal), and hear what may possibly be the first ever โthatโs what she saidโ joke. Warning: do NOT watch Outlander with your parents! And we might just get the answer to, โIs there anything Sam Heughan canโt do?โ (Love Lucie the way she deserves!) As always, subscribe, rate, & review!
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Episode 13 of Bad Movies, Good Butts, is a tribute episode to the late great Christopher Plummer. First, Lucie covers his late in life murder mystery masterpiece, Knives Out, with an all star cast including the honoree, plus the delicious Daniel Craig, and Chris Evans - human disaster. Hot tip for cops: if you want to get a confession, have some designated hot detectives to do the interrogations. Also discussed: the Spears family feud and why money ruins families (we’re guessing). Then Erica covers the undeniable classic, the Sound of Music. We make it about a minute and half before bursting into song, agree that we should take fashion tips from Liesl von Trapp, and make a correlation between how anti-Nazi you are and your level of hotness. Don’t forget that you cahn’t...marry someone...when you’re in love with...someone else...and subscribe, rate, & review!
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As usual, this week at BMGB Podcast, we don’t talk about anything super depressing like systemic racism and only talk about BUTTS! First, Erica covers Save the Last Dance. Kids, remember to nail your Juilliard audition, unlike Julia Stiles...twice. Also, hot tip: don’t ask your friends question about their sex lives like they’re a science experiment. Then Lucie recaps The Big Sick starring the nostalgically handsome Kumail Nanjiani, while she and Erica declare the awards they were robbed of (and not at all nominated for). We also cover pooping in front of your significant other, and that time Lucie went to a comedy show and got heckled. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, & review!
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This week, Lucie hits another point in her Celebrity Crush Holy Trifecta with a Leo movie - now all she’s waiting for is for Prince Harry to make his acting debut! Tilda Swinton has Big Cult Leader Energy, and - just to be clear - The Wind Beneath My Wings is NOT the theme song to The Beach. Then Erica covers Don Jon, and we don’t know who needs to hear this but...porn actually isn’t real life, and please, do NOT hold us closer Tony Danza! Make sure you listen closely to hear how you can always tell if you’re about to get into an argument with a stupid person. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, & review!!
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We have the time of our lives this week! After a slight recording mishap (or probably voodoo), Erica covers Sweet Home Alabama and reignites the old 2007 debate of McDreamy vs. McSteamy. We discuss negative southern stereotypes, godless heathens, and another thing we're not fans of in addition to men in thongs: bickering couples. Then Lucie covers one of her old reliables, Dirty Dancing...which she sort of just now realizes is liberal propaganda and may have made a SLIGHR impression on her young brain. Also, don't try the lift at home kids, it will only end in bruises and heartache. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, & review, and remember - nobody puts BMGB I'm the corner!
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What is it, 10 Things I Hate About You day?! We party like it's 1999 this week! Erica covers this beloved '99 classic, and we reminisce fondly over record stores, and not-so-fondly over high school gym. Friendly reminder: good cell service is key when passing on the news of a celebrity death then Lucie recaps The Mummy, and we discuss whether or not Jake from State Farm can get you kidnap and ransom insurance, Imhotep identifying as human, and keeping people with mummy fetishes in our thoughts and prayers during these tough-to-find-TP times. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, & review, and huge thanks to all our listeners - we want you, we need you, oh baby, oh baby.
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This week, Lucie covers a simpler time...which actually seems pretty creepy! Turns out, Mrs. Rochester is kind of a psycho, and Dame Judy Dench makes an appearance while we drool over Michael Fassbender and interpret Jane Austen through Lucie’s colorful vocabulary. Then Erica recaps Girls Trip! Shot in our hometown, we cover zip-lining, grapefruiting, how much we love Tiffany Haddish, and all the hot guys awaiting us on Bourbon Street. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and review!
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Don’t panic y’all, we’re BACK from break! First, Erica recaps The Brothers - starring an occasionally shirtless Shemar Moore - and we discuss ways to express your love. Examples include food and oral sex. Then, the moment we’ve ALL been waiting for: Lucie FINALLY recaps an episode of Outlander! This recap comes complete with an unsuccessful attempt to sound like a bagpipe, a slightly more successful attempt to sound like Groundskeeper Willie, and a graphic description of Sam Heughan’s entire body, from butt chin to...well, his regular butt.
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This week, Lucie sends a dick pic before admiring Michael B. Jordan's body in Creed. The male back is underappreciated - can we get some love for those jawns? Also, if he's not really dating Tessa Thompson we will be HEARTBROKEN! Then Erica recaps Southpaw which stars Rachael McAdams, 50 Cent, his tongue, both of Forest Whitaker's eyes, and most importantly, Jake Gyllenhaal and his abs. Come for the depressing plotline, stay for the 20 minute workout montage! And don't forget to subscribe, rate & review!!
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This week, Erica recaps Love & Basketball, starting the ageless and ab-superior Omar Epps, we talk about being hos thru the mail (i.e. sliding into someone's DMs), gender bias in sports, and this feminism-friendly Roscommon! Then Lucie recaps Aloha...kind of cuz to be honest she got bored for a lot of it and wasn't really paying attention to anything other than the parts that turned her into a Hawaiian Sovereignty Movement activist ๐คทโ๏ธ
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On this week's episode, Lucie decides that everyone involved in Game of Thrones is a pervert, plus Hugh Jackman is NEKKID, and you probably DON'T want to try to shave your chest. Then Erica drops a bomb involving a near miss attending an interesting sounding male strip club, we opine on men in thongs (consensus - not good) and the one thing men HAVE to stop asking women! NO ONE WANTS THAT!
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