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  • Did you think Christmas started when Jesus was born? So when WAS he born, huh? Do you know? What do the originators of this feast say? Maybe he was born with the sun? On the day it reaches the lowest point in the skies? Is Santa a demoted viking deity? Did the druids bring us the elves? Folk lore and mythology are but a huge telephone game played throughout ages of human transit. Take a journey with us through every pagan origin of the Christmas tradition and help us send this first season off with a hell of an all-inclusive season’s greeting. Wæshæl, motherfuckers, merry kwanzukkah to you.   

    #bertfonx, #podcast, #christmas 

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    Bert & Fonx    Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno    

    Edited by Miah Detjen    

    Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual    

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    Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O  

    RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF      

    Other Bertimus Channels:  

    Bertimus   https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus  

    Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ    

    Alfonso Cronopio Trio  https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com    

    Miah Detjen  http://miahdetjen.com    

    Chano Audiovisual   https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual  

    https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/  

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  • If you love science fiction, like we do, but you’re stuck in a bipolar vortex between Star Wars and Star Trek, boy, do we have a treat for you. We traverse parsecs of parallel universes that encompass this multi-genre narrative style. From George Lucas’s first, pre-Star War dystopian masterpiece to the seminal influences of Jodorowsky and Moebius on the great genre influencers of our time: Star Wars, Alien, Terminator, Blade Runner. Through generations of masters: H.G. Wells, Jules Verne, Frank Hertbert, Jack Vance, Ray. Bradbury, Orson Scott Card, Arthur C. Clarke, Isaac Asimov,  Stanislaw Lem… the heroes: Flash Gordon, Buck Rogers, Pirx the Pilot…  the epic, the post-apocalyptic, the utopian, the dystopian, one great adventure… We cover almost all of it and still somehow manage not to space out into a black hole. Buckle up, enjoy the ride, and live long and prosper, motherfuckers. 

     #bertfonx, #podcast, #scifi

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    Bert & Fonx  Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno  

    Edited by Miah Detjen  

    Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual  

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    Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV 

    Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O 

    RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF   

    Other Bertimus Channels: 

    Bertimus  https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus 

    Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ  

    Alfonso Cronopio Trio https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com  

    Miah Detjen http://miahdetjen.com  

    Chano Audiovisual  https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual 

    https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/ 

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  • With his love of all things monsters and legends, Bert decides to bring Fonx into the fold with a breakdown of this pseudo science!  

    #bertfonx, #podcast, #cryptozoology 

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    Bert & Fonx  Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno  

    Edited by Miah Detjen  

    Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual  

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    Pocket Casts: http://bit.ly/2Orl17B

    Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV 

    Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O 

    RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF   

    Other Bertimus Channels: 

    Bertimus  https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus

    Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ 

     Alfonso Cronopio Trio https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com 

     Miah Detjen http://miahdetjen.com 

     Chano Audiovisual 

     https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual

     https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/

     https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/ 

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  • Bert & Fonx examine the trials and tribulations of collaborating in a music video for a song Fonx wrote, shot in Spain and the US. And, in doing so, revisit all of the experiences and lessons-learned of this intense multi-year venture. The production, the casting, the location scouting, the prop and costume design, the shoot, the post-production and the special effects... no stone is left unturned on this exploration of  the world of amateur film-making, with a capital A.  

    Paying the Ferryman video  https://vimeo.com/354556260/8bdd51818f  

    Film Press Kit  https://www.dropbox.com/s/m4gy36k10lwilwz/BarqueroPressKit.pdf  

    Paying the Ferryman song  https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com/track/pagando-al-barquero-2  

    Lyrics in English  https://www.dropbox.com/s/tit9c40g6gr97sr/BoatmanLyricsEng_vSinglePage.pdf  

    The Isle of The Dead  http://www.toteninsel.net/home.php  

    Alfonso Cronopio Trío live  ¿Qué es este Temblor? (What's This Tremor?)  https://vimeo.com/138803990  

    Search and Destroy (Stooges' cover)  https://vimeo.com/102484270  

    The Mezquinos  http://alfonsocronopio.com/the-mezquinos-los-gardunos/  

    Will Stock  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZO6qAv_FD8  

    Laïla Bensaad-Johnson  https://vimeo.com/lailabensaadjohnson  

    NOUS: Beautiful Nothing  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R51aoiFAjBw  

    NOUS: Moderate Rock  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLH1hl4bojg  

    NOUS: Midnight Sun  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7vrpHhHAW0  D4Darius  http://d4darious.com  

    Bertimus Coverage  

    Part 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V8QMvSAOCE  

    Part 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQFqtP1cRTY  

    Part 3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VYpyz63ZNk  

    Instagram Account  https://www.instagram.com/barqu3ro/   

    #bertfonx, #podcast, #boatman   

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    Bert & Fonx    

    Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno    

    Edited by Miah Detjen    

    Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual   

     //    

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    Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV  

    Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O  

    RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF      

    Other Bertimus Channels:  

    Bertimus   https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus  

    Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ    

    Alfonso Cronopio Trio  https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com    

    Miah Detjen  http://miahdetjen.com    

    Chano Audiovisual   

    https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual  

    https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/  

    https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/    

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  • What is the meaning of certain meanings and why do so many get so salty about them? Can inconvenient words be hidden? Do we make them disappear when we cease to acknowledge them? Does sheet happen? Are you a  sun of a beach? Join us as we explore the relativity of verbal offence, on this episode of Bert & Fonx …

    LINKS

    deadwood swearing:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFDYAz5LFjc

    #bertfonx, #podcast, #profanity

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    Bert & Fonx

    Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno

    Edited by Miah Detjen

    Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual

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    Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV

    Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O

    RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF

    Other Bertimus Channels:

    Bertimus 

    https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus

    Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ

    Alfonso Cronopio Trio

    https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com

    Miah Detjen

    http://miahdetjen.com

    Chano Audiovisual 

    https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual

    https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/

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  • Fonx has been speaking English for 50 years now. In fact, Fonx has been speaking English longer than Bert’s been alive. And yet, his English still sounds weird AF. Are there disadvantages to a multilingual upbringing? Does making room for other languages in your brain make them have to share a confined space? Could it be that Fonx doesn’t know as much English as most natives do? …or does he?

    LINKS Here:

    Etymology Quickies

    https://alfonsocronopio.com/etymology-quickies/

    Ed Ronthaler “English is Dumb”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTjeoQ8gRmQ

    The Chasers War On Everything  “Do You Speak English?”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thZzfdDcCuo

    Miss Guised

    https://missguised.tumblr.com

    #bertfonx #podcast #etymology

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    Bert & Fonx

    Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno

    Edited by Miah Detjen

    Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual

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    Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV

    Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O

    RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF

    Other Bertimus Channels:

    Bertimus 

    https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus

    Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ

    Alfonso Cronopio Trio

    https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com

    Miah Detjen

    http://miahdetjen.com

    Chano Audiovisual 

    https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual

    https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/

    https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/

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  • Bert recounts his amazing three week trip in search of his roots for his thirtieth birthday. The conversation, as usual ends up  all over the place, ranging from travelling alone versus meeting up with friends or family to haggis, ancient castles, the Loch Ness monster, Robert The Bruce and the spider, Robert Lewis Stevenson and how to properly drink a good scotch whiskey.

    #bert&fonx #podcast #scotland

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    Bert & Fonx

    Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno

    Edited by Miah Detjen

    Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual

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    Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV

    Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O

    RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF

    Other Bertimus Channels:

    Bertimus 

    https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus

    Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ

    Alfonso Cronopio Trio

    https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com

    Miah Detjen

    http://miahdetjen.com

    Chano Audiovisual 

    https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual

    https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/

    https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/

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  • Fonx’s less-than-conventional use of the term “hick” leads Bert to show him some examples of eccentric celebrations around the world to try to figure out what on earth he means. It turns out to be a fun exercise, with an interesting conclusion.

    Links to what we watched:

    Tomatina Festival - 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6S9ZIjegaY

    Cooper's Hill Cheese Roll -

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtvG9XDtjv4

    World Gurning Championship -

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEH1rUB7-Ys

    World Beard and Mustache Championships -

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUlnxzpcoT4

    Extreme Ironing - 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1y4rsEVzYo

    World Championship Punkin Chunkin - 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mAIy_TUuHk

    Bee Wearing Championship - 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb4PGe_X13g

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    Bert & Fonx

    Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno

    Edited by Miah Detjen

    Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual

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    Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV

    Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O

    RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF

    Other Bertimus Channels:

    Bertimus 

    https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus

    Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ

    Alfonso Cronopio Trio

    https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com

    Miah Detjen

    http://miahdetjen.com

    Chano Audiovisual 

    https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual

    https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/

    https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/

  • Fascinated and intrigued with the ancient astronaut theory, Bert decides to put it through the Fonx wringer.

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    Bert & Fonx

    Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno

    Edited by Miah Detjen

    Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual

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    Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/33jsdXH

    Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/2Mak7uD

    Anchor.fm: http://bit.ly/30LojVX

    Spotify: https://spoti.fi/31QjZWJ

    Pocket Casts: http://bit.ly/2Orl17B

    Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV

    Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O

    RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF

    Other Bertimus Channels:

    Bertimus https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus

    Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ

    Alfonso Cronopio Trio

    https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com

    Miah Detjen

    http://miahdetjen.com

    Chano Audiovisual 

    https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual

    https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/

    https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/

  • Our friends compare their timelines to that of two millennial relatives in search of the milestones that marked the end of the industrial age and the rise of the information era.  From calling from home to carrying your phone around, from radio and television through video and dvd, all the way to PDA and smart devices. Through the rise of social networks and the radical communication paradigm shifts brought by the advent of internet technology, what was the big corner stone? How did the transition unravel? Find out, on this episode of Bert & Fonx.

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    Bert & Fonx

    Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno

    Edited by Miah Detjen

    Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual

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    Other sources of B&X:

    Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/33jsdXH

    Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/2Mak7uD

    Anchor.fm: http://bit.ly/30LojVX

    Spotify: https://spoti.fi/31QjZWJ

    Pocket Casts: http://bit.ly/2Orl17B

    Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV

    Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O

    RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF

    Other Bertimus Channels:

    Bertimus https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus

    Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ

    Alfonso Cronopio Trio

    https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com

    Miah Detjen

    http://miahdetjen.com

    Chano Audiovisual 

    https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual

    https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/

    https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/

  • Bert & Fonx compare notes on the history they were taught in school versus what surfaces after contrasting other sources and, in doing so, end up traveling back in time circumnavigating the globe and retracing the steps of Christopher Columbus, Marco Polo, and the mighty Genghis Khan.

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    Bert & Fonx

    Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno

    Edited by Miah Detjen

    Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual

    //

    Other Bertimus Channels:

    Bertimus

     https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus

    Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ

    Alfonso Cronopio Trio

    https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com

    Miah Detjen

    http://miahdetjen.com

    Chano Audiovisual 

    https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual

    https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/

    https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/

  • Bert & Fonx explore the ingredients to successful human partnerships. From family to business ventures and musical bands, they end up finding that, often times, the best energy can be that which you pull out of your ass. Subjects covered: human relationships, business, bands and musicians (Minor Threat, Eagles, The Police, Beatles, Thin Lizzy,  Louis Armstrong, Dizzy Gillespie, Doc Severinsen, Chris Botti and many more)

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    Bert & Fonx  Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno 

     Edited by Miah Detjen  

    Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual  

    //  

    Other sources of B&X: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCra5ITO4mIzksZ00UXXX2jw

    Other Bertimus Channels-  

    Bertimus: https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus

    Not Taking It Seriously: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVc...

    Alfonso Cronopio Trio https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com 

    Miah Detjen http://miahdetjen.com 

    Chano Audiovisual  https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAud... 

    https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiov... 

    https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.aud...