Afleveringen
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Meme coins: where cats in police lineups earn teen millions, then crash harder than a dot-com pet rock. Financial insanity, meow! (Link expires on 2024-12-12T23:31:25.522Z)
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Cava stunned Wall Street by earning enough to afford guacamole at Chipotle—move over Facebook, quinoa is the new status symbol! (Link expires on 2024-12-12T23:31:25.522Z)
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Zijn er afleveringen die ontbreken?
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MicroStrategy plans to buy $42 billion in Bitcoin—because nothing says "financial stability" like betting the farm on internet money! (Link expires on 2024-12-12T23:31:25.522Z)
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Billionaire MacKenzie Scott sells $8 billion in Amazon shares, proving even philanthropy can be a fire sale—making her the Santa Claus of Silicon Valley's overstock department. (Link expires on 2024-12-12T23:31:25.522Z)
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Tesla employees trade salaries for stocks, basically making them the Elon Musk of lottery hopefuls—just with a fancier 'uniform.' (Link expires on 2024-12-12T23:31:25.522Z)
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So, apparently, the "slowdown" in the EV market is so real that China just sprinted past everyone else chugging Gatorade. Meanwhile, Europe’s doing the electric cha-cha with a 4% dip-spin-4% recovery move! (Link expires on 2024-12-12T23:31:25.522Z)
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Warren Buffett suggests buying the S&P 500 fund; turns out investing $200/month isn't just for gym memberships and avocado toast anymore! (Link expires on 2024-12-12T23:31:25.522Z)
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FDA finally realizes phenylephrine is as useless as screen doors on a submarine; welcome back, pseudoephedrine ID ballet! (Link expires on 2024-12-12T23:31:25.522Z)
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Trump wins 2024, plans to repeal AI regulations and launch Skynet 2.0; safety concerns handled by Elon Musk and Captain America. (Link expires on 2024-12-12T23:31:25.522Z)
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Rich folks now use private jets like Uber, causing more pollution than your grandpa's old truck. Who knew luxury could be so eco-friendly? (Link expires on 2024-12-12T23:31:25.522Z)
