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Come into the alleyway with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting âWicked Sexyâ by J.T. Geissinger! When badass ex-special ops hottie Connor Hughes is tasked with helping a major movie studio stop an evil cyber criminal from exposing them, he enlists badass hacker girl Tabitha West. Tabitha isnât like all the other badass hacker girls with pierced nipples, she also likes Hello Kitty! Tabitha was reluctant to help out ConnorâŠuntil he told her who they would be going after. Tabby couldnât refuse the opportunity to take down this evil man, but she also couldnât refuse taking down her top for Connor! This spicy cat and mouse book will not only have you clutching your pearls, it has an exciting plot that will keep you on the end of your seat and pulling out your hair!
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Come climb a ladder with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting âThe Pucking Wrong Dateâ by C.R. Jane! Bring yourself back into the âitâs just a bookâ mindset you had when The Girls covered the previous âPuckingâ books in Episodes 27 and 41. When Disney Prince hottie Walker Davis is bit by the love bug for a mysterious beauty in a wig, he goes down HARD. Walker knows he must have her and be with her forever, no matter what. Thatâs all before he even knows sheâs THE Olivia Darling! Olivia is basically Britney Spears in both the good and the not so great ways. Nothing will stop Walker from being with Olivia, and he shows it by protecting her from her mother, poking holes in condoms, and making a friendship bracelet in a pearl clutching place! As you repeat to yourself âitâs just a book..itâs just a book,â youâll be kicking your little feet and feeling very educatedâŠin a comedic way of course!
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Come pee your pants with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting âBratva Devilâ by Sonja Grey! This is the second book in the Medvedev Bratva series, but you know we hardly ever read anything in order. When hot Bratva boss Volodya accidentally kidnaps the wrong girl, they make an agreement where Maddie will clean his house and he will take LOTS of intense showers. This episode has Emily finally learning what a Meet Cute is, Volodya learning about Maddieâs big purp, and Maddie learning just how comfortable it is to lie down on a big tree! Come along, Kiska, itâs time to surf the cosmos!
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Come get a million followers with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting âTwisted Liesâ by Ana Huang! This is book four in the âTwistedâ series that the girls also covered from Episode 12. When influencer Stella Alonzo is needing to up her social media content and busy business boy Christian Harper needs hot dates to events, they decide to do what every normal person does and fake date! Heâs been obsessed with her for a while but he will NOT fall in love. Spoiler, he does! Grab your (ugly?) butterfly watch, your expensive emerald necklace, lean against a rock, and get allll twisted up!
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Come celebrate Emilyâs birthday with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting âA Deal with the Devilâ by Elizabeth OâRoark! This is book #1 in The Grumpy Devils series (The Girls covered book #3 of this series in Episode 28!) When Natalie (Tali, or Lady Di for short) gets an offer from her friend to leave her Margaritaville job and fill in as a personal assistant to handsome plastic surgeon Hayes Flynn, she gets more than she ever knew was possible! Not only is Natalie amazing at making smoothies, juggling two phones, and sending flowers to other women, she also brings out the soft and loving side of Hayes. This book has some of the BEST banter that had the girls kicking their little feet the whole time. Hayes may even be their new top book boyfriend! Head to your beach house, do it 16 times (educationally), wash your beige dress, and tune in!
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Come watch fireworks with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting âThe Fine Printâ by Lauren Asher! This is book one in the Dreamland Billionaires series and it had the girls kicking their little feet! When busy business boy Rowanâs grandpa (Walt Disney) dies, he must bring up profits for Dreamland (Disneyland) in order to get his inheritance. Thankfully thereâs a spunky, smartie, cutie named Zahra who has some great ideas on how to improve! After Rowan makes a fake alias to protect himself and get closer to Zahra, their connection becomes too much to resist!
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Come under the sea with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting âWhispers of the Deepâ by Emma Hamm. As one of many engineers, Mira has been a woman in STEM keeping her underwater city in working order. When she has a run in with a scary merman, Arges, who is determined to kill humans, something between them compels him to keep her alive. Arges not only keeps her alive, he makes her his love. Even with his gills, scales, fins, and screeching voice, Mira is totally into him. After some very convenient inventions and robot helpers, they manage to make it work, especially when it comes to his two members *wink*. Follow the current and tune in!
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Come enroll with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting âZodiac Academyâ by Caroline Peckham and Susanne Valenti! This dark academia romance is just one in a long series of the same name. In this book, we meet twins Darcy and Tory Vega who learn theyâre the Gemini twins of Fae Origin (?) and off to Zodiac Academy they go! Once they arrive, their immense powers are realized, and even though they are the rightful zodiacs (!?) who should control the throne, there are four hotties who are already on the throne! What are they gonna do!? So much and so little happens in this book, and it only takes place in a week! Let this caption compel you to tune in and listen!
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Come braid hair with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting âCleat Cuteâ by Meryl Wilsner! This sapphic rivals to lovers novel follows Grace Henderson and Phoebe Matthews as they attend training for the US National Womenâs Soccer TeamâŠor are they in New Orleans on the pro teamâŠmaybe the club team? Donât worry, Barbara gives a full and detailed description of the different levels of soccer teams at the beginning of the episode! Anyways, Grace is a sporty sports girl who has been a big time soccer star for a bit while Phoebe has idolized her, and now theyâre on the same team! After a playful bet, ice is melted! Head to the locker room, straddle your teammate, count how many times we say âCleat Cuteâ, and tune into your favorite podQUAST!
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Come for a ride with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting âPassenger Princessâ by Morgan Elizabeth! This grumpy/sunshine book follows Ava, who enters the Miss Americana beauty pageant on a whim to support her friends. Ava (Miss New Jersey) actually wins the grand title, much to the frustration of Miss Utah! Ava is assigned a big, handsome bodyguard named Jaime who has to protect Ava not only from danger, but also from his feelings. When a morality clause threatens both Avaâs need for Jamie and Jamieâs retirement (which is on the line!), can they be âgoodâ or will they try those things she reads about in her spicy books? Listen to find out!
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Come skiing with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting âCan I Tell You Something?â by Holly June Smith! This snowy love story follows Hannah as she goes on her familyâs annual Christmas ski trip at a French chalet. This year, her brother brings a friend named Cameron with a familiar voiceâŠHannah instantly recognizes Cameron as her favorite audio erotica narrator! Unfortunately itâs too late for Hannah to play it cool because she already sent him a bunch of DMs! This episode had the girls kicking their little feet and losing brain cells from headbands! Stir some Mac and Cheese, watch out for ghost brothers, and turn up the volume because itâs gonna get spicy!
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Come get cozy with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting âWhispers of Decemberâ by Maisie Myers. This forced-proximity one-bed novella follows our FMC December who is trying to heal her broken heart at her Grandpaâs cabin in the woods. Decemberâs peace and quiet is busted by Paxton Rhodes, whose car broke down in the snow with no way to get a tow. Once December feels him up and realizes thatâs not a gun in his pocketâŠshe lets Paxton stay on the sofa. These two are hot, horned up, and locked up! Is the way to mend a broken heart through the (vagina)? The way to Paxtonâs heart is through Decemberâs bowels! When she accidentally farts in the middle of the night, he knows sheâs the one for him. Thatâs true love, right? Microwave some food, make a little fort in the living room, and tune in.
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Come get the band back together with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting âWreck The Hallsâ by Tessa Bailey! This holiday romance follows Melody and Beat (yes his name is BEAT) who are both the children of rockstars who swore they would never play together again. When approached by a reality show to get the duo to come together and play for one night only, Beat (BEAT) knows he will need Melodyâs help. Unfortunately Beat (BEAT) has a deep, dark, shameful secret that he wonât trust anyone withâŠexcept maybe Melody. Get on your private jet, have a snowball fight, join a cult, and come togetherâŠit is the holidays after all.
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Come compete for Christmas with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting âHow My Neighbor Stole Christmasâ by Meghan Quinn! When Storee Taylor comes back to Kringletown (not Whoville, but not not Whoville) to visit her Aunt Cindy (not Cindy Lou Hou, but not not Cindy Lou Hou) she is reunited with former friend Cole Black. Itâs Aunt Cindyâs dying wish to win the townâs Kringle competition, but itâs Coleâs wish to steal the glory from Storee! This cutesy friends-to-long distance enemies-to-neighbors-to-competitors-to-lovers holiday book will have you kicking your little feet, questioning if your pH could handle it, and wondering what a Kringle is! Weâll never know, and maybe we donât want to find out!
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Come open your box with The Girls! This week Barbara is giving the gift of two books! First is the 8 page novella âMilked by Santa Clauseâ by CA Carbury. When sexy, Christmas-loving Mindy is visited by hot Santa, heâs ready to eat her cookies, but Mindy doesnât have any milk! Thanks to Santaâs Christmas bifurcating magic she can make some herself! Drink up! Our second novella is âSentient Menorah Candle Bisexual Hanukkah Orgyâ by Chuck Tingle! When Levi (or Tim? but then Levi again) has fallen out of the holiday spirit, he searches for a new tradition. Luckily there is a sentient candle sex club that just so happens to have availability on the fourth night of Hanukkah! But thereâs not enough lube to go around for all the candles! Thankfully with the magic of Hanukkah, it lasts and they all cum it out! This episode will have you asking âwhy did you do this to usâ, but itâs the holiday season and we all get our fill!
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Come scroll for thirst traps with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting Lights Out by Navessa Allen! When busy ER babe Ali comes across masked hottie âThe Faceless Manâ on TikTok, she does what any gal would do: she likes, subscribes and comments! Little does Ali know, the masked hottie is actually her friendâs roommate, Josh! Josh decides to have some fun with Ali before she figures out whoâs behind the mask, and she LIKES it. Grab your gun, your knife, and a pearl necklace, listen now and repeat - itâs just a book, itâs just a book!
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Come sleep on the sofa with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting âGuarding Temptationâ by Talia Hibbert! After an educational update on Blue Eyed Kayla Jade, the girls eventually get to the book! Guarding Temptation follows investigative journalist Nina Chapman who is having to hide out from angry Brexit supporters with the only man she feels safe with - her brotherâs best friend! James Foster is not just a hottie, heâs sooo in love with her! They are both sooooo into each other, but they mustnât confess their feelings until they fool around, watch each other play with themselves, go to a bounce house and have a tickle fight! Theyâre also British! Apologies in advance for Emilyâs accent work this episode!
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Come confess your sins with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting âPriestâ by Sierra Simone! This sinful book follows Poppy as she moves to a small town to get away from her troubling past. When she turns to God for clarity, she meets hot priest Tyler Bell. As Poppyâs confessions to Father Bell get more steamy, the tension between them grows until they canât handle it! They have no choice but to soak in their love for each other. This episode had Vanessa throwing her papers and even confessing something of her own! Say your prayers and tune in!
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Come take a limo ride with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting âKing of Wrathâ by Ana Huang! This is book 1 in the Kings of Sin series and there is plenty of sin! When busy business billionaire Dante Russo is blackmailed into an arranged marriage to mega babe Vivian Lau, stars collide and diamonds sparkle! This book had the girls slipping out of their seats, pointing their little toes, and questioning whether soy sauce tastes good on ice cream. Or maybe youâre more of a pickles, pringles, and pudding kinda snacker? Listen and let us know!
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Come enjoy some ice cream with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting âButcher & Blackbirdâ by Brynne Weaver! This dark romance features Sloane and Rowan who are rival murderers. But donât worry, they only kill bad people! When they decide to join forces for a friendly competition, things get VERY friendly. This book has it all! Mummy mommy issues, delicious rump roast, anatomy class, and boot kicks! Tune in and let us know if Cookies and Cream would be your choice of ice cream flavor!
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