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This is a story I told my youngest son about his beanie teddy bear while we were camping, so please pardon the background noise. In this story, the bear is self-conscious about the beans in his rear end and paws, and also wonders if his polka dot tie violates some sort of fashion laws.
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I decided to retell the Hansel and Gretel story to my kids, but since I couldn't really remember all the details, I just made up my own on the spot. I hope you enjoy!
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Zijn er afleveringen die ontbreken?
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A man takes belly flopping to a whole new level as he competes to flop from the highest height into the shallowest pool. His final stunt may be either the death of him, or the beginning of a comfortable retirement.
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A silly monkey and his friend go to a mountain town in Colorado to visit the penny arcade. They don't have much money, and they keep getting into trouble with security guards, but that doesn't stop them from having a great time!
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Billy has eaten way too much corn and now can't poop! Luckily his inventor brother has something that just might work.
This episode's artwork was created by my son, Konrad. Please check out his YouTube channel! https://www.youtube.com/@KonradKartoons
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A mild-mannered salesman named Mr. Fubbels tells a story of the time he visited Not-So-Pleasantville, where a mean lady steals something from him. He meets a mailman who also had something stolen by this lady, so together they come up with a plan to get their stuff back.
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A mild-mannered salesman named Mr. Fubbels tells a story of the time he visited Not-So-Pleasantville, where a mean lady steals something from him. He meets a mailman who also had something stolen by this lady, so together they come up with a plan to get their stuff back.
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A bunch of aliens from space have a plan to take over the Earth! But, luckily for us, their plan is kind of stupid.
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A bunch of aliens from space have a plan to take over the Earth! But, luckily for us, their plan is kind of stupid.
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An evil scientist wants to take over the world, so he hatches a plan to create the world's most powerful AI to help him do it. But who's in control, the scientist or the AI?
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An evil scientist wants to take over the world, so he hatches a plan to create the world's most powerful AI to help him do it. But who's in control, the scientist or the AI?
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Tonight I have two short stories in one podcast! First up, we have a little boy who tries to win a biggest booger contest. Then a story about a couple kids sent by their mother to get a chainsaw from Mr. Gay's store. But they decide to take a shortcut, by bashing through their neighbor's fences and using their backyards.
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Tonight I have two short stories in one podcast! First up, we have a little boy who tries to win a biggest booger contest. Then a story about a couple kids sent by their mother to get a chainsaw from Mr. Gay's store. But they decide to take a shortcut, by bashing through their neighbor's fences and using their backyards.
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There were once three banditos in Mexico who were always sick and snotty. After pulling off a heist and getting a nice dinner, they realized they had nowhere to sleep. Luckily, one of them had gotten a few phone numbers from some nice senioritas during the heist.
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This is about a little girl lives on an island with just her mom and dad. It's her birthday, but her mom is sick and her dad is traveling so nobody can bake her a cake. Luckily, her friends are willing to do it for her, but, they happen to be monkeys!
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This is the sequel to Spaceship Xenon 159, Adventures in Zaltar. When our space heroes crash on an alien planet, they struggle to find food that won't try to kill them or give them crazy visions. To top it all off, someone they thought had died in the crash is sneaking around looking for vengance!
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A dangerous alien with spikes of glass on it's back lands on the Earth and goes on a hunt for lunch. Then he heads into town to find a movie theater, but finds most people to be most uncooperative.
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A hobo named Joe finds some nice new red clothes and accidentally ends up looking just like Santa Claus, which is lucky for him, because it's Christmas time!
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Hi, and welcome to season 3 of Dad's Slightly Warped Bedtime Stories! Tonight I tell a story about what happens when a group of space psychos bump into a broomful of space witches.
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In this sequel to Dad Gets a Spider in his Brain, our unfortunate dad gets an ant into his brain somehow and starts making a nest in the backyard. The family works together to fix dad's brain for good.
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