Afleveringen
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We are absolutely spiraling today after Clint confessed to making a brutal 90-minute U-turn back to a holiday batch just to fish a rogue poo out of a broken toilet using a kitchen spatula. Plus, we're naming the mean little critic living inside Dan's head. You are not ready for this chaos.
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We are officially panicking ahead of the Radio Awards! We’re praying for a "Blackie" win, but between Meg getting roasted mid-makeup prep and Dan defending a $3,000 suit because he apparently has the same leg measurements as Beauden Barrett, we’ve completely lost it. Add in a thirsty text from Dan’s mum about Lewis Hamilton and our boss accidentally entering us into the wrong age demographic, and it’s pure pre-show chaos. Hit play before we face a live lie detector test!
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Dan Webby calls in sick after apparently spreading his cold, leaving Clint and Meg to run the show and debate tooth fairy payouts while Meg prepares a nervous Tinker Bell audition for their upcoming Hook musical. They give away supermarket vouchers and “Take the Edge Off My Life” cash, then pitch an annual Long Distance Bestie Island trip with all-inclusive options, activities, and prize ideas like crab racing or treasure hunts. The show shares celebrity clips about Tom Holland quitting alcohol and discusses “Books by Boomers” marriage tips, brainstorms questions for Dan’s long-requested lie detector test, and ends with Meg performing her karaoke-style “Peter’s Girl” audition and mixed listener feedback, plus calls about sobriety moments and going viral.
00:00 Dan Calls In Sick
00:56 Solo Show Horror Story
02:28 Tooth Fairy Inflation Debate
06:02 Scandal
08:11 First Call of the day
11:24 Supermarket Flirting Tales
12:06 Private Hospital Fantasy
15:45 Hook Musical Audition Prep
19:08 Take the Edge Off Call
21:02 Bestie Island Brainstorm
30:32 Good News Roundup
34:06 Books by Boomers Advice
38:59 Lie Detector Chaos
46:11 Cash Call Winners
49:41 Tinker Bell Audition
57:23 Viral Fame and Sobriety
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We tried to do something genuinely nice for once by talking behind people's backs in the absolute best way possible, but of course, it completely devolved into chaos. Clint revealed a truly wild mental trick he uses to stop himself from finding hot people attractive, and things got incredibly real when Dan started rinsing the entire New Zealand media industry. Plus, we check in on our Canadian listeners, and Meg ends up in actual tears over a wholesome friendship story. You are not ready for how fast this rolls down the hill!
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On The Edge Breakfast, the team reacts to Wellington Phoenix defender Tim Payne exploding from 4,000 to 4 million Instagram followers after being made a “main character” of the FIFA World Cup by a South American social media star. They play “More or Less” comparing celebrity marriage lengths following news that Dua Lipa married Callum Turner, and debate A/B/C celebrity status for Ed Sheeran, Dua Lipa, and Sydney Sweeney. Dan introduces a new “rule” after a listener opened his Postie Plus changing-room curtain mid-try-on. They take calls about personal rules, random ways people met best friends, and what was caught on camera, then award Take the Edge Off My Life cash to Eve for her Nelson cake-sicles business and Isabel for a naughty audiobook subscription. The show also tees up a long-distance bestie island trip with Dark Horse Events and continues auditions for Tinker Bell in Dan’s Hook musical.
01:49 First Call of the day
06:14 More or Less Marriages
08:04 Celebrity Marriage Quiz
11:21 Dan Meets A Fan
15:57 One Rule To Live By
17:57 Listener Rules Roll In
20:56 Cash Call Edge Off
21:38 Eve Wins For Business
24:02 Caught On Camera Stories
24:56 Police Raid Mix Up
26:57 Great White Surprise
28:24 BTS Sydney Giveaway
29:04 Random Bestie Origins
36:30 Long Distance Bestie Trip
20:58 Take the edge off winner
43:31 Hook the musical auditions
52:01 A List Celebrity Rankings
59:51 Tim Payne Follower Frenzy
01:04:06 Internet Egg Throwback
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We finally wrapped up our massive country elimination bracket today, and you won’t believe who won. But things completely derailed when Producer Carl brought out a Google Doc exposing Clint's unhinged, cringe-worthy old Facebook statuses. From questionable luxury flexes to some seriously awkward throwback posts, Clint was left absolutely sweating in the studio. We also dive into the listener conspiracy theory about why Meg is barely getting any screen time on our video podcast. Trust us, you are not ready for this one!
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Today on the Edge Breakfast, the team revisits auditions for Dan’s teenage-written “Hook: The Musical,” invites listeners to vote by texting HOOK, and confirms the show is planned for 29 June in Auckland, with Dan cast as Captain Hook and Clint as Peter Pan; Dan’s songs include rewritten versions of “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing” and Limp Bizkit, while Clint sings “I Believe I Can Fly,” and Bella is invited to audition against Meg for Tinker Bell. Meg shares an awkward FaceTime incident from the bathroom during a family call. The show also discusses an AI company hiring “masturbation consultants,” covers a big weekend of sport with Laura McGoldrick, gives away a $100 Mokka voucher, awards $5,000 for Jareth’s dental work, debates “boring” jobs, highlights Tim Payne’s viral follower surge, and gives a $500 Woolworths voucher to Sonia.
00:23 Hook Musical Auditions recap
01:54 Bathroom FaceTime Disaster
05:36 Music Awards Tribute Clip
06:45 Boring Corners Giveaway
07:38 First Call of the day
11:05 Naughty 640
14:03 Hook Role Decision Looms
17:04 Laura McGoldrick joins us
21:14 Hook Merch Brainstorm
25:17 Boring Jobs Stereotypes
28:10 Accountants Debate Continues
30:04 Are Accountants Boring
33:37 Meet the Makeover Winner
37:25 Hook Musical Casting
42:43 Hook Songs Revealed
45:12 Tinker Bell Audition Tease
47:50 Tim Payne Goes Viral
50:04 Long Weekend Plans Chat
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Clint, Meg, and Dan plug their spicier Overthinkers podcast before debating future AI robot partners and joking about robot features. They cover celebrity chat about Anne Hathaway’s “snatched” braid look and Tina Fey denying Timothée Chalamet manspreading beef, then run “Take the Edge Off” cash calls, giving Flynn $250 for a new vacuum and Mackenzie $500 for a Warriors trip. The team continues auditions for Dan’s teenage-written musical “Hook,” comparing Dan’s serious Hook to Clint’s comedic NSYNC-style take and taking listener feedback. Meg tells a stressful story about her mum losing her phone/keys and an Uber drop-off mix-up. They finish with Kiwi invention news, a fundraiser for Kirstys, and calls about being born with extra body parts, including a dog born with multiple penises.
00:36 Hook Musical Tease
01:37 Overthinkers Podcast Plug
02:50 AI Robot Partner Debate
05:39 Scandal
07:29 Hook Audition Replay
09:04 First Call of the day
12:48 Naughty 640
14:40 Take The Edge Off Winner
16:49 Megs Mum Phone Lost Saga
23:24 Guess What Mum Trend
26:29 Hard Career Pivots
14:36 Cash Call Challenge
29:44 Warriors Trip Talk
31:15 Hook Musical Auditions
07:29 Clint Auditions Live
37:21 Listener Votes Roll In
41:21 Kiwi Inventions Roundup
43:54 Born With Extras
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What happens when Dan gets the power to design his ultimate robotic companion? It gets incredibly weird, incredibly fast. After an absolute Freudian slip on air, he accidentally admits he wants a male robot clone with vacuum cleaners for hands to help with some very specific household chores. The studio group chat completely loses its mind—you are not ready for this!
00:00 – The real Dan behind the scenes and the country prize countdown (Fiji vs. Canada)
01:05 – Meg's lazy weekend habits vs. her strict Saturday "Admin Night" schedule
02:30 – Appointment viewing: The crew discusses Celebrity Treasure Island and gym cardio watchlists
03:40 – Welcome to 2041: The Overthinkers fast-forward 15 years into the future
04:30 – The Robotic Partner Dilemma: Designing a custom humanoid companion
05:25 – Clint’s dream robot: Pink hair, crop tops, puffy lips, and no coats
07:05 – Meg shuts down the romance: Why she just wants a robot maid
07:45 – Dan’s ultimate Freudian slip: The male gaming robot with vacuum hands
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Clint, Meg and Dan kick off the morning with Hook: The Musical auditions, with Dan going first despite a sore throat and delivering a serious, pirate-themed performance that impresses the team and listeners. They share Dan’s daily post-show bolognese pie habit, Meg’s parenting moment teaching the “three-second rule,” and celebrate longtime listener Marilyn’s clear biopsy after a previous partial mastectomy, gifting her a voucher. Scandal chat covers Ian McKellen and Helen Mirren’s autocue trouble and Russell Crowe setting autograph boundaries. The crew plays “Cart Busters,” boosting listeners with Woolworths vouchers, talks filthy friends and gross flatmate stories, replaces Janine’s noisy washer with an LG front loader, interview Love Overboard’s Bella about her cleaning meltdown, and debate hottest hobbies and weird turn-ons.
04:16 Kids and Pregnancy Comments
06:11 First Call Marilyn Health Update
09:44 Celebrity Scandal Roundup
12:52 More or Less Station Superlatives
16:29 Level Up Nomination Calls
20:20 Overthinkers Math Meltdown
23:25 Online Cart Confessions
27:15 Cart Busters Giveaway
30:56 The viral guess what call
35:30 Bella Viral Meltdown
37:49 Bella Calls In
40:23 Filthy Friends Stories
46:20 Take The Edge Prize
49:01 LG Washer Surprise
51:19 Hook Musical Setup
47:00 Dan Auditions Hook
01:01:57 Hottest Hobbies List
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Welcome to maths class where the logic is completely made up and our calculator apps are clearly broken. We tackle a brutal listener hypothetical: you get $200,000 for every 5kg you instantly put on. Sounds like an easy win, but it took us five solid minutes of screaming, wild recalculations, and total brain meltdowns just to figure out the math. If you want to feel incredibly smart about your own basic arithmetic, you're going to love this absolute trainwreck of an episode.
00:00 – The World Cup of Countries: Down to the final two!
01:03 – Radio's biggest backstage legal battle.
02:02 – Meg’s "suggested" anger management class.
04:05 – Mailbox: A shoutout from Switzerland.
05:01 – Clint maps out his future geriatric soccer career.
07:44 – Maths Class: The weight-gain hypothetical that broke our brains.
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Clint, Meg and Dan recap Clint’s spontaneous night out at Five, while Meg shares her visit to the Wool Festival, meeting Granny McFlitter and buying wool for felting. Listener Amanda calls in about sharing the baby name Miller and her love of felting. The show covers headlines including Ed Sheeran leaving Warner, an Off Campus Season 2 casting update, the Enhanced Games, an AI pet translation collar, and the death of Top Twins’ Jules Topp. They play a “more or less” sales game, promote the Overthinkers podcast, and give “Take the Edge Off My Life” prizes to Renee and Matty. Stacey cracks the Neutrogena vault PIN and wins the sauna prize pack. They discuss cheating tactics like shared locked Notes, reveal Dan’s teen-written Hook musical being staged in June with auditions, debate A-list status for Eminem, Rihanna and Lady Gaga, and wrap with listener calls about songs people lost their virginity to.
00:15 Clint’s Spontaneous Night Out
01:23 Meg’s Wool Festival Confession
04:41 Caller Amanda and Baby Name Twins
08:37 Scandal Headlines Roundup
10:43 Enhanced Games Debate
12:04 AI Pet Translator Collar
13:14 Remembering Jules Topp
15:19 More or Less Viral Products
19:01 Overthinkers Podcast Push
22:19 Take the Edge Off
24:47 Hook Musical Update and Harry Styles
27:54 Virginity Song Callers
34:04 Guess What Challenge
36:56 Stacey Cracks The Pin
39:48 Cheaters Hidden Notes
47:55 Ex Cheater Confessions
51:38 Take The Edge Off
53:43 Hook Musical Returns
59:04 Hook Audition Rules
01:02:10 A List Debate Returns
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Dan completely hotboxed himself in his own car over the weekend after hitting a very spicy medium butter chicken. Plus, Meg is being incredibly cagey about our final merch prize pack.
00:00 – Meg plays dumb about the final merch prize pack items.
02:08 – The crew unpacks their slightly awkward mystery promo boxes from Hayu.
03:52 – Six lines to absolutely ruin someone's day.
05:43 – Hotboxing the in-laws: Dan’s spicy curry leads to an incredibly smelly rescue mission.
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Clint, Meg and Dan chat about upcoming short work weeks and teacher-only days, then Clint vents about an expensive, erratic $77 taxi ride after Auckland FC’s A-League win. Meg and Dan share a zoo trip where their kids become instant “besties.” The show plays a football-themed “More or Less” quiz, runs scandal headlines (Love on the Spectrum’s Abby and Stephen Colbert), and launches a $5,000 “level up your man” glow-up promo. Meg confesses accidentally stealing mango chutney, prompting listener stories of accidental theft. They give cash in “Take the Edge Off My Life,” discuss a Pornhub Premium data leak with MAFS’s Duncan and cyber safety tips, cover Spotify’s proposed “super fan” ticket access, try cracking the Neutrogena vault, and reveal Dan’s 15-year-old “Hook” monologue musical they plan to stage. Auckland FC’s trophy visits the studio with club leaders after the team’s championship.
02:10 Taxi Fare Rant
04:15 Zoo Kid Romance
05:52 More Or Less Football
09:57 Scandal Headlines
13:07 Chutney Shoplift Confession
17:13 Callers Accidental Thieves
27:18 Take the edge off call
29:32 Pornhub Data Leak
31:36 Cybersecurity Tips
34:38 Spotify Superfan Tickets
39:53 Scandal Headlines
41:15 Neutrogena Vault Guess
44:07 Clint's night out with the boss
49:31 Texts About Boss Fails
53:22 Take the Edge Off Call
57:10 Hook Musical Reveal
01:06:59 Old Awards Debate
01:14:43 Auckland FC Trophy Visit
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We are completely spiralling after today's show, and honestly, you are not ready for where this conversation went. What started as a casual chat about the Disney movie Cars somehow devolved into Dan's naked escapades on a Portuguese nude beach and Clint's apparently "pendulum-like" situation. Yes, Meg actually brought our children's lives into it to prove a point about Clint's anatomy, and now we can never look at him the same way again.
Plus, we are officially nominated for a Radio Award, but Dan might have completely ruined our chances of winning before we even step foot on the red carpet. We even rehearsed our acceptance speech, and let’s just say it gets incredibly messy fast. Grab your headphones, because this one is pure, unadulterated chaos from start to finish.
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Clint, Meg and Dan celebrate The Edge rating #1 in Christchurch, and take a hilarious first call from Dave the truckie, who claims he can suck air into his bum and fart it back out maybe even inflate a balloon. They discuss Jeff Bezos’ tax comments, run New Music Friday, and give away $200 petrol to a Hamilton listener. New producer Brady debuts Producer Diaries, Ollie Sail previews Auckland FC’s grand final, and Dan’s final diary entry is read. The team tease a big mystery find from Dan’s mum’s attic for Monday, help a listener win Westlife tickets for her mum with stage three breast cancer, and award a $500 Woolworths voucher for an awkward “meditation” mix-up.
Hit the spot will be up exclusively on rova, we are getting hit with some crazy copyright at the moment so you will be able to find it there.
00:00 Show Cold Open
00:08 MJ Costume Prep
02:18 Christchurch Ratings Win
04:47 First Call Dave
06:20 Wind Pluck Talent
09:39 Scandal Headlines
10:10 Bezos Tax Debate
11:49 New Music Friday
17:02 Take The Edge Off
17:46 Hamilton Cash Drop
21:01 Brady Producer Diary
26:44 Neutrogena Vault Game
28:07 Pin Code Guess Fails
28:44 Secret Words Setup
29:40 Ollie Sail Interview
33:11 Reveal The Word Game
34:28 Final Dans Diary Entry
37:46 Mystery Attic Find Tease
41:04 Clues For Monday Reveal
43:48 Take The Edge Call
47:36 Good Story Boost
52:19 Christchurch Ratings Win
54:05 Christchurch Song Replay
57:44 Wrap Up And Plugs
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We completely lost our minds this morning over a wild hypothetical game called 'The Memory Trade'. Imagine being offered the chance to instantly become world-class at absolutely any skill you want—but the catch is you have to completely erase one whole year of your past memories. Wait until you hear the year Dan chose to throw away and the shockingly accurate secret talent Clinton wants in return. Hit play and join the group chat before it’s too late!
00:00 – The team breaks the search engines looking for a very niche adult podcast.
00:46 – A pitch to get Julie, Philippa, and Christine to host a mums-only breakfast show.
01:14 – Why there are no all-female radio shows and the secret behind successful podcasts.01:51 – Meg introduces 'The Memory Trade' and Dan immediately stops listening.
02:44 – Dan chooses which year of his life he wants to completely erase.
03:22 – Dan reveals his ultimate driving skill fantasy (featuring Lightning McQueen).
04:12 – Clint breaks down his ultimate bedroom skill trade-off.
04:54 – Dan outlines his highly illegal, chaotic plan to join a Formula 1 team.
05:54 – Clint shows off his celebrity impression skills until Meg walks out.
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Clint, Meg and Dan tease an embargoed tour announcement, chat a stacked NZ concert calendar, and Clint reveals a new Japan-inspired tattoo. In “More or Less,” they compare Spotify streams for solo artists versus their former bands (including Beyoncé/Destiny’s Child and Harry Styles/One Direction). Scandal headlines cover Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell praising Harry Styles, plus Niall Horan on the 1D group chat. Listeners win giveaways, discuss holiday-ruining mishaps, and try cracking the Neutrogena vault. The big reveal: Post Malone returns to New Zealand (21 Oct). The episode also features Dan’s Diary, tattoo regret calls, and a debate about nurses being the biggest partiers.
00:00 Morning Show Kickoff
01:34 Clints New Tattoo Story
02:24 Japan Trip Inspiration
04:17 More or Less Streams
07:31 Scandal Headlines
10:13 First Caller Nikki
13:05 Enhanced Games Madness
17:47 Overthinkers Podcast Plug
20:38 Take The Edge Off Call
22:52 Holiday Ruined Stories
34:20 Off Campus hype
38:08 In Laws watch fails
38:47 Scandal headlines
27:01 Neutrogena vault guess
43:13 Wedding surname games
49:58 Post Malone announced
52:21 Take The Edge Off win
54:04 Hit the spot tease
55:37 Dans Diary chaos
59:37 Tattoo regret hotline
01:03:41 Nurses party stereotype
01:10:05 Enhanced Games tease
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We went from zero to one hundred way too fast today. It all started with a simple country elimination and somehow devolved into whether Dan got drooled on by a tiger at the Auckland Zoo—or if it was something way worse. You are absolutely not ready for the rabbit hole we fell down trying to figure out if you can tell the difference between tiger spit and tiger jiz.
To settle a separate argument about what a "chuff" actually is, we even ended up asking a medical expert a very questionable question. Plus, we put ourselves through a hypothetical lie detector test to find out if we're actually cool.
00:00 - Whipping out France from the country jar.
00:30 - The surprisingly real history of French kissing.
01:13 - Dan gets dribbled on by a tiger at the Auckland Zoo.
01:34 - The great tiger jiz vs. tiger saliva debate.
02:27 - What on earth is a chuff? (Spoiler: It has a lot of definitions).
03:10 - Can you get pregnant from anal sex? We ask a medical expert.
04:00 - The lie detector test: Are we actually cool?
05:15 - Meg's drumming skills and embarrassing BP moments.
06:12 - Why does Dan bounce when he walks and does Meg waddle?
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