Afleveringen
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Better check the alignment on this episode because something seems off! 2010's Rubber depicts a homicidal tire stalking a woman while being observed by a crowd through binoculars. Long time listeners may not find this the oddest part as our dear Sidney is off pursuing vampiric interests! But don't get too deflated, Jack is joined by Grant to get things rolling. Listen in as we tread carefully through this horrific farce!
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What's cold and dark and has six women in it? It's not a joke; it's the cave in The Descent. But wait, there's more! There's creatures that will slash your throat or just eat you alive! Sidney is daydreaming about more romantic monsters like Dracula. Meanwhile, Jack is more concerned about the tiny tunnels our cave-diving protagonists crawl through. Grab your carabiners, dear listeners; this one's a real HELLHOLE.
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Have you heard the urban legend about The Puffy Coat killer? Legend has it that to blend better into their surroundings, The Puffy Coat Killer bought everyone in town a puffy coat from Temu. Even Jack and Sidney are wearing fur-lined parkas this episode! As the tale goes, those that don't listen to this episode will die a gruesome death! So tune in, or BEWARE!
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Alfred Hitchcock answers the question, "What if we didn't wait for people to die before performing a sky burial?" And then follows that up with making all the sounds of the birds with a Trautonium. Instead of just... birds. There's a lot to unpeck here. Lucky for you, Sidney and Jack are ready to swoop in with some no-nonsense critique! Gather round, fledglings—it's feeding time for THE BIRDS!
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Jack lends his rock band expertise in picking apart today's episode, Studio 666! Everyone knows sex, drugs, and rock & roll! But what about ranch dressing and chicken parmesan? Lemon bars and cocaine? The Book of the Dead and raccoon's blood? String art and melody progression??? Pump up the volume on today's episode as Jack and Sidney pluck away at all these topics and more! WIDDLY WIDDLY WEEEEEE!
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Furries and forts. Bad guys and bears. Rock ‘n’ roll rabbits and rampaging face-eating cupcakes. Sid and jack step into the world of Chuck E Cheese…err Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza but no amount of lucid dreaming will take away the dead-eyed animatronic faces burned into their minds.
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Last time we watched a little girl that could commune with dead adults trying to keep the living out of their house. This time we're watching a little boy that can commune with dead kids that are trying to keep the living at their house forever! And fair warning - this one isn't a comedy. So get ready to get spooked! Maybe have a box of tissues handy. And invite all your childhood friends because Jack and Sidney are watching El Orfanato!
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Hey kids! Come on down to Beetle Town with Jack and Sidney! Got a pesky family you can’t exorcise? Try a Harry Belafonte song! Just be sure not to call on the man in the stripes! Beetle Guise, Beetle Guise—oh, don’t say his name thrice! You don't want this ghoulish sleaze in your graveyard!
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High schools can be rife with pecking orders. In 1976's Carrie, most highschoolers pick on Carrie. Teachers pick on Carrie. Even Carrie's own mother picks on Carrie. Well the tables are about to be turned when Carrie develops telekinesis! Jack and Sidney pour over the details of this classic horror from Stephen King that we pray you'll find to be buckets of fun! The only question is, who are you taking to prom?
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Lestat is the only vampire with riffs so sick it'll stir the queen of all vampires from her slumber. But if you want to wake Lestat, all you need is a little turn-of-the-century nu metal! So stake down a spot, dear listener, and tune in to Sidney and Jack as they talk Queen of the Damned! A rockin' good-time with more holes in the plot than a vampire's victim!
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Celebrate the new year! Celebrate Final Femme's return! Celebrate Sidney and Jack talking Pet Sematary! Gather all your loved ones, hike up the hilltops and bury your ears into our discussion of the problems that arise from living mere feet from a major highway! And like the new year song goes... Should old acquaintance be forgot and never brought back to life? That's how the song goes, right?
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If someone told you to make 1982's The Thing HOTTER and you lit up a flamethrower, you would be correct. But if instead you casted a plethora of the hottest 90's actors & actresses in a high school horror mystery, you would also be correct! And Sidney would like to thank you. Jack would like to thank whomever snagged the 1970 Pontiac GTO. What we're trying to say is we are a bit thirsty this episode - much like the alien parasite stars of this film. So stay hydrated with 1998's The Faculty!
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Here comes Michael wearing a faded blue Armani jumper. He's strutting swiftly like a spy infiltrating a fashion show! Truly a grand entrance to todays episode were Jack and Sidney discuss 78's Halloween! Grab a pumpkin or something pumpkin spiced because who says Halloween has to end in October?!
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Want to stay up late and record a demon with Sidney and Jack? Better than with a cocky 'bro' that disregards his girlfriends trauma! Sit in and listen with this weeks Paranormal Activity! Don't forget to sprinkle some baby powder on the floor.
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Sidney and jack learn to read the signs that we are not alone! Crop circles? Check. UFOs? Check. Tin foil hats? Check. So go grab a glass of water because you and the evil aliens will want to stay hydrated for this one!
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Do you like art and blood? Do you like dystopian European countries on the verge of ANOTHER war? If you do, that's very Suspiria of you! Join Sydney and Jack as they dance their way through hell and maybe break a leg or two along the way!
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Nobody panic! The next Final Femme episode is here! Jack leads us through a "Three Stooges" heist of a lifetime. Sidney would like the record to show that Burnham is exempt from this label. Make sure to setup the panic room phone line, grab some carbs, and patch us into the PA system so all the menacing burglars can enjoy the Final Femme banter!
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The 90's are back! And we're back in high school with kids who shun drugs and try to assimilate their fellow classmates. Talk about Disturbing Behavior. Sid's happy and Jack's pissed but our moody Final Femmes refuse to be another brick in their "utopian" wall!
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This week we're talking Silence of the Lambs! Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins chewing each scene. Sometimes Hopkins is chewing other things. Come for this classic psychological horror recap, stay for the Buffalo Bill impressions! If you listen closely you can hear the lambs screaming.
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Aaaand we're back! SIdney & Jack are here to talk to you about The Thing. Not to be confused with the doodad, the gizmo, the thingamabob, or the Spanish inquisition. It is our promise that through all the aliens, spacecraft, and viscera - you'll have more fun than Kurt Russell playing a Chess Wizard!
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