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Today at our house, Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul are the ones who knock. If you’ve seen Breaking Bad you get that reference. If you haven’t seen Breaking Bad, I think you’ll still enjoy this because Bryan & Aaron are the best men you could ever meet, but just be forewarned that we do end up spoiling a lot of Breaking Bad, and a little bit of The Wire if I’m being honest. These guys are two best friends who made one of the best shows ever together. Are they better best friends than Dave and Benny? Let's look at the facts at hand. They spent years together on Breaking Bad and then started a mezcal business because they missed each other. Also Bryan is getting his shoulder replaced and he's giving the old one to Aaron. It's not a competition but we can all agree this is a best friendship operating at a very high level. We talk to them about life after being on the biggest show ever, how Bryan approached his iconic crawl space laugh, Aaron dreaming as Jesse, and Bryan & Aaron’s marriage tips. It’s one of our favorite afternoons we’ve ever had. Thanks for watching. We respect you!
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What happens:
0:00 intro
0:25 honoring something that deserves to be honored
1:25 staying good
2:13 the ones who knock
2:54 do you hate this or is this ok
3:14 tighty whities
4:00 some treats
4:58 nuts
5:18 benny saw the finale first
7:26 the best written pilot script ever
8:27 green light to move to ABQ
9:30 how netflix changed breaking bad
11:55 motion smoothing
12:44 starting dos hombres
15:41 breaking glass
19:23 bryan’s marriage advice
21:44 aaron’s marriage advice
22:59 making aaron think he was dying
25:08 el camino
26:33 bryan’s shoulder
27:43 living in a closet before breaking bad
30:38 salud
31:41 textural phobias
32:40 peak life
33:19 malcolm in the middle
33:45 saved by the writers’ strike
36:24 killing off beloved characters (MAJOR BB & WIRE SPOILERS HERE)
37:23 respecting the ultimatum
38:18 dave & kristin
38:51 benny & selena
40:17 an innate level of incompetence
41:47 dormant parenting instincts
45:24 now that breaking bad's over
47:36 one more question
48:32 social media
49:52 shaving your head
51:12 shaving everything
51:31 theater vs tv & film
53:58 breaking down the acting process
54:53 the crawl space laugh
57:28 instinct vs preparation
1:00:33 how taylor caught the acting bug
1:02:29 the art within you
1:03:38 no half measures
1:06:46 fun comedy
1:07:15 the breaking bad theme song
1:07:55 limited mobility
1:09:15 shohei
1:09:44 breaking bad’s greatest gift
1:11:45 you can have it all
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This episode might be a little shorter than you were expecting. But so is life, and that’s what you start to realize when you’re in your thirties. Your thirties might be the time when the body starts shutting down and kids start coming out of you. You may start asking questions: Is reality satisfying enough? Have you misplayed your hand? Do you believe in free will? Where does the pee come out of a woman? The 30s are a time to reflect and take it all in. Thanks for watching. We respect you!
What happens:
0:00 intro
0:21 work crushes
2:08 freezing contest
4:31 fear of the silent moment
6:23 thirty five
7:02 the thirties conversation
7:34 the life-changing dynamic of having kids
8:05 parenting benny
14:53 having fun in your 30s
17:13 the end of life
18:06 foley artist
18:45 the second mountain
19:55 dave's rep for selfishness
22:45 visual turn-on pictures
23:27 free will, luck & atoms
26:32 bathroom logistics
27:38 urinals
30:06 urine holes
31:32 honeymoon
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Does being a UFC champion automatically make Sean O’Malley a better overall athlete than Dave? That’s what we’re all wondering. Because obviously Sean is unbelievable at UFC. He’s fast. He has big hands. He can cut from 160 to 135 pounds. He can get beat up by grown men in Arizona, cry after practice, and then go back the next day. And he’s about to fight at the White House. These are all strong points for Sean. Nobody is denying Sean has points. But can he ball? Does he have unbelievable hand-eye coordination? Is he more athletic in every combine version? I mean the dribble is not what you would expect from the best overall athlete in the room. So where does that leave us? Sean is clearly one of the best fighters in the world. But best overall athlete in this room? I think we need more data, but judge for yourself. Thanks for watching. We respect you!
What happens:
0:00 intro
0:23 our first fighter
1:15 a branding perspective
2:53 sean “lil dicky” o’malley
3:57 getting hit
4:54 never fought as a kid
5:52 first time fighting
6:21 crying after practice
7:31 conserving your chi
9:07 quitting social media
11:03 having kids
12:17 fight prep
16:36 white house fight
18:02 mma friendships
18:54 being number one
19:14 losing
20:09 vera rematch
22:50 gameplanning a fight
23:44 the hardest sean’s ever been hit
24:42 punching the air
27:23 could sean kill us
29:15 what if we got trained
30:51 fight courage vs life courage
31:20 body acne
31:55 what’s allowed
33:39 post fight
34:45 fighting floyd mayweather
36:06 getting scared
37:04 if sean fights a normal person
38:54 slap fantasy
39:38 street fight legality
40:42 jiujitsu
43:06 merab fights
45:26 shelf life
47:24 who’s better at pickleball
49:42 is dave a better overall athlete
51:57 who’s the superior hooper
55:19 fighters union
56:17 origins of ufc
56:51 joe rogan
58:20 fighting zahabi
59:24 content creation
1:00:54 if sean punched benny
1:03:11 sean punches benny
1:04:50 painShow socials:
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Jason Sudeikis has no sense of smell, and Dave thinks he may personally possess the one scent powerful enough to activate it for the first time. If that’s not enough of a tease for you, what about finding out Benny’s favorite place to cry, how to write two #1 songs in one night, the best response when your kid starts asking questions about death, and what exactly Dave plans to do with Jason, the laxatives he ordered online, and a bag. You'll also get to see an Emmy winner and absolute pillar of comedy play PIG in our kitchen. We love Jason! Thanks for watching. We respect you!
What happens:
00:00 intro
00:19 optimizing every bite
01:33 meeting jason sudeikis
01:53 no sense of smell
06:46 an idea for an activity we could do
08:09 chuck tension
10:39 an outfit-based question
11:45 anxiety
12:35 nair & laxatives
13:12 honest parenting
15:12 immortalizing your parents
16:54 crying on camera
21:57 crying in real life
23:18 on your feet
25:26 ted lasso
27:44 a gun has been introduced into the scene
28:44 fatherhood questions
32:26 tipping
35:49 tripping
38:10 seeking IP
38:58 six #1 songs in one night
43:49 ted lasso origins
49:42 we're the millers
49:58 hall pass
50:18 watching yourself
50:53 SNL
51:21 sleeping with other people
51:40 eastbound & down
52:52 basketball
54:42 PIG
01:02:14 no look pass
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Halsey comes over. Her name is Ashley, we call her Ash. Did you know Ash used to throw parties so people would like her and then hide in the bedroom like Gatsby? Did you know she has to get an Airbnb in Japan and become someone else for a little bit before writing an album? Did you know she can draw you perfectly, in seconds? We put this last one to the test with some art supplies from the garage. Dave prefers to paint and he can stroke genius every now and then, just be warned that if you watch this episode you will witness a work of art that you can’t help but be both shocked by and in awe of. You’ve been warned. Thanks for watching us talk to Ash. We respect you!
What happens:
00:00 intro
00:22 kinda tired today ngl
01:21 she's here
01:50 halsey or ashley or ash
02:31 house party story
05:05 bathroom story
06:38 the party life
08:03 the driving force of misery
09:39 lupus
10:20 high school
11:09 the tumblr experience
13:03 blue hair
14:17 less famous
16:30 chemo
19:25 inspiration
21:18 big "i can draw" energy
22:10 strokes of genius
23:46 arts & crafts
25:32 dave's artistic strategy
26:01 ash's technique
27:53 no such thing as errors
28:10 a brand new scape
28:57 activating the canvas
29:11 jussipussi
29:59 trent reznor
31:04 comments
32:07 one of the most important political artists of our time
32:51 edging
33:08 a tragedy of a piece
33:59 talent deep deep within
36:02 kristin’s piece
37:07 benny’s piece
37:56 ash’s piece
38:46 dave’s piece
39:53 ash draws kristin
40:35 ash's singing voice
41:42 ash's cadence
42:26 ash's kristin doodle
42:39 ash's favorite halsey song ever
42:59 halsey on tour
44:17 ash's songwriting process
45:43 dave's songwriting process
46:14 working with benny
48:39 instinct
49:47 public perception
52:02 growth & change
55:23 pop songwriting vs comedy songwriting
57:28 robot worries
58:20 internet culture
59:11 real life
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People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2021 Paul Rudd comes over. The ageless man. America’s sweetheart. Ant-Man. Jobin. A man who has been in basically every classic comedy movie from our lifetime. We talk about acting, candy, anxiety, Marvel abs, Antiques Roadshow, whether Paul ever gets mad, and the best possible thing to say when your friend’s movie is bad. Thanks for watching. We respect you!
What happens:
0:00 intro
0:27 cracking skulls
2:56 people’s sexiest men alive
4:03 ant-man abs
5:46 candy
6:23 teeth
8:18 the ageless man
8:58 pressure to be extroverted
10:57 does paul rudd ever get mad
12:13 benny cab stories
17:44 clueless
22:00 friendship
24:15 wanderlust / our idiot brother
25:31 paul’s perfect day
29:21 foods you discovered late in life
30:15 paul’s dying meal
30:59 police encounters
33:39 getting punched in the face
36:00 when your friend's movie sucks
36:41 watching yourself
40:31 i love you man
41:20 jobin
41:37 shayeb
44:20 future goals
45:20 anxiety
46:20 antiques roadshow
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This episode is all about fears... What would you do if an intruder invaded your home? What if your plane crashed? What if you and your partner suddenly became sexually unaligned? Would you be completely rocked? If so, this is the episode for you. Thanks for watching - we respect you!
What happens:
0:00 intro
0:32 fears of intruders
4:09 fear of flying
11:00 marshmallows
17:25 fear of heights
20:04 scary music
26:08 the worst way to die
27:04 dave’s biggest fears
32:14 accents
35:21 screams
38:29 sex fears
42:39 silence
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Finneas comes over and we go deeper than you're probably used to. We talk about childhood separation anxiety, songwriting with Billie, graduating a fake high school with a diploma written in ketchup, the OCD rituals Dave's parents bribed him to give up, the most time-efficient way to attain enlightenment, tofu, humanoid robots, and our weddings (past present and future). Later Finneas gets on the Wurlitzer and improvises a genuinely beautiful song about Kristin's ChatGPT habits. This man is such a musical genius it might make you mad. Thanks for watching - we respect you!
What happens:
0:00 going deeper
2:09 Finneas arrives
3:14 separation anxiety
6:10 Spirited Away
8:21 OCD rituals
10:20 origin stories and hair
13:15 old music discoveries
14:55 performing live
15:47 releasing songs vs holding them back
17:05 old music part ii
19:20 when Finneas first saw Dave
20:21 Finneas’s mom on Friends
21:06 acting
23:05 getting engaged and married
26:05 tofu
28:34 colorblindness
30:00 gymnastics
31:09 high school
34:44 vacation time
35:42 family
37:25 stupidest thing we bought
38:25 robots and AI
41:00 burning questions
45:15 reading
47:38 keyboard session
58:32 manifesting
59:52 Kristin on the keys
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Barry Keoghan comes over to hang. We talk about acting, fame, dating, social media’s impact on fame and dating, how he approaches roles, and that ending scene in Saltburn. Things get a little serious then fun as we bounce between career highs, personal life, and some questions that probably shouldn’t be asked but are asked anyway. Thanks for watching – we respect you!
What happens:
0:00 freestyle
1:00 tasty surprise
2:07 Barry arrives
3:34 public commentary
7:34 relationship in the public eye
12:34 skin condition
14:40 addiction and sobriety
15:25 near-death experience
18:30 bunchies of Ed Sheeran
19:57 hair and Beatles
20:30 fighting
21:05 journey into acting
21:45 buying parents stuff
23:10 the Saltburn ending
28:20 prosthetics on “Dave”
31:02 creative feedback
33:25 acting
36:33 the joker
38:35 acting part ii
40:16 health and ADHD
42:20 boxing
44:00 food and european chocolate
44:55 post-breakup life
47:02 candy formulas
48:42 Barry’s career beginnings
51:30 friends!!
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WARNING: This episode depicts cannabis use, which is legal in California but illegal under federal law and in many jurisdictions. You are responsible for complying with all applicable laws. Viewer discretion is advised.
Wiz Khalifa comes over for a very special 4/20 episode! We talk about what people actually call him in real life, his face tattoos, and how he became one of the most recognizable rappers in music. Things get young, wild and free as we discuss raising kids, the blog era of hip hop, rap beef, and clenching vs pushing at the climax of you-know-what. Thanks for watching - we respect you!
What happens:
0:00 Wiz comes over
1:05 Wiz's real name
2:30 taking a Khalifa
3:30 clench or push
8:24 when Wiz met Benny
9:22 rap battles
14:40 Kanye
18:06 sobriety and having fun
19:55 having kids
24:28 self-exploration
27:23 man vs. machine
29:26 being uninhibited as an artist
31:56 singing in rap
34:46 tech and the next generation
39:33 Benny's burning questions
44:02 muay thai
50:06 best and worst day
52:06 tattoos
55:01 movie magic
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Maybe we got overconfident after inventing this brand new form of multimedia entertainment. We thought coming up with another genius invention would be easy for us but we realized we don't know anything and we don't know how to do anything. Have you ever tried to be inventive? It's harder than it looks. Oh - but Dave does a full-on freestyle and at least he’s good at that. Thanks for watching - inventors and non-inventors, we respect you!
What happens:
00:00 Layup Line Freestyle
03:49 Intro
04:17 Who invented the dental floss toothpick
05:24 Dental dams
07:38 Do you think we could invent something?
09:53 What's something that you wish existed?
10:59 Parachute for airplanes
11:59 Things that got invented by accident
13:40 Microphones, microwaves & mirrors
17:24 How they invented the internet
18:27 Void in the marketplace
20:42 Cryogenics & embryos
23:49 Lower back
25:00 The best invention of all time
27:29 This is a dot org
29:25 Jack Black’s mom
29:48 The laws of the universe
30:54 The Doomsday Clock
33:18 Medicine & brain chemistry
34:01 A practical invention
35:26 Sober pill
37:26 Macrohard
38:09 A good soundbyte
39:36 Robots
40:29 Bottles
40:51 Smart refrigerators
41:22 Top 10 underappreciated inventions
43:44 A great idea
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Nick Kroll comes over to hang. We talk about how Nick became a pillar of the comedy landscape. We talk about Big Mouth, fashion, Jeremy Allen White's belly button, getting pantsed in 7th grade, whether Dave feels competitive towards Nick, Benny's wedding force field, and Dave and Benny's 2 biggest fights of all time. Later, we draw Dave's d*ck. Thanks for watching - we respect you!
What happens:
0:00 Intro
0:24 $100 smoothie
2:14 Immersive experience at Mel’s diner
3:16 Abs
5:07 The comedy movie of your life
6:13 Nick’s family
7:20 One of the leads
8:20 Creative origins
9:31 High school / college
11:25 Pressure to be “on”
14:08 How Nick builds a voice
17:19 Healthy competition
20:10 Hang tones
22:19 Pillar of the comedy landscape
25:37 Getting pantsed in 7th grade
27:13 Drawing Dave’s d*ck
29:36 Benny’s wedding forcefield
32:01 Benny’s bombing story
33:53 How Benny asks questions
35:02 Peeing the bed
35:53 Fun, fear, anxiety & anger
38:41 Parenthood
40:02 Voices during sex
42:03 Benny’s voice
42:52 Big Mouth
45:35 Fashion
49:28 Business questions
51:05 Dave & Benny’s 2 biggest fights
53:47 Pube predictions
55:05 Nick’s business proposition
55:50 Dave’s p*rn thread
57:48 Parting affirmations
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Lizzo comes over. We talk about Prince, losing our virginities, winning Grammy's, the best and worst days of Lizzo's life, idolizing Allen Iverson, and holding in farts. At one point Lizzo shows us her flautist skills and scores our fake movie trailers. Then we freestyle and things get very inappropriate so probably don't watch this with your parents! Unless you have that kind of relationship I guess. Thanks for watching - we respect you!
What happens:
00:00 Intro
01:43 Germs
02:31 Fart gender dynamics
03:24 Half Detroit half Houston
04:27 The coolest voice
05:04 Mike Jones’ phone number
05:46 Hashiba
05:59 How it all happened
08:51 Performing while multi-tasking
10:09 The worst day of Lizzo's life
11:50 The best day of Lizzo's life
13:25 Talents
17:10 Flute
19:08 Improvised movie trailers
20:43 D*ckhole flute
21:09 How Lizzo met her boyfriend
23:11 DM slides
25:13 Dave in high school
27:38 Saying Denzel wrong
28:42 Dave's overnight camp deception
29:24 Prince
32:58 Regrets
34:48 Kristin wore pullups til 13
37:06 Grammy virginity pact
39:05 First kisses
40:23 AIM
41:20 The Allen Iverson opportunity
43:42 Presidents are tall
45:42 Internet comments
47:05 Giving Eminem's beat to Rihanna
47:59 The #1 male artist to collab with
50:25 Freestyle
58:24 Lizzo didn't know she could sing
59:16 Producer credit
01:01:56 Lizzo's friend dynamic
01:03:58 New music
01:07:24 Dave's friend dynamic
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Dave says he can gain ten pounds in two hours. Benny says there’s no chance. They decide to settle it the only way that makes sense: with a bet. What follows is a rollercoaster discussion about math, pizza weight, digestion, and whether any of this is remotely possible. There are rules. There is a scale. There is a lot of food. It goes from joking to concerning and back again, and Jay Shetty comes by to weigh in (sorry) towards the end. That’s basically the episode. Thanks for watching!
What happens:
00:00 Do not try this at home
02:00 The bet
04:45 First weigh-in
05:45 Mass is mass
07:00 Second weigh-in
08:05 Death by water
10:22 10 lb. weight
11:50 Dave's #1 fear
14:28 The Miracle on Ice
16:45 Rules
18:05 Burritos
21:40 Pizza
24:33 Doubts & concerns
27:26 The TB12 Method
28:45 Halfway point weigh-in
31:20 New strategies
33:00 Taxes
34:06 Don’t do this part 2
34:40 The details of water intoxication
38:12 Charity donations
39:05 Growth
43:35 30 minutes left
46:04 Being the bigger man
49:30 Jay Shetty stops by
52:50 The moral crossroads
55:33 1 minute left
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Kevin Gates comes by and hangs for a while. We talk about discipline, relationships, energy, and the mindset he tries to live by. It goes from funny to serious and back again pretty quickly. It was a truly special afternoon! Thanks for being here!
What happens:
00:00 Famous Kevins
02:33 Half man, half amazing
03:31 Heartbreak
06:23 Semen retention & sexual transmutation
09:55 Unibrow
10:39 Pubes
11:38 Blessed
12:38 Kevin’s favorite rapper
13:30 Titty man
14:54 Marriage
16:07 Jealousy
17:13 Top-tier white expressions
18:50 High school
19:38 Mothers
22:09 Punched in the face
24:53 Sex, love & trauma bonds
26:57 Kevin’s book collection
28:50 Prison
32:27 Dinosaur dck
36:49 Ass
38:36 Billboard's 8th-ranked producer
40:17 Kevin’s process
41:53 Siberian lynx
43:35 Lil Dick Gates
45:57 Dinosaur dck (part 2)
48:02 Benny’s favorite scenario
50:33 Food
53:20 Farts
55:40 Movies
57:05 Mushy
01:01:43 Friends
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Ed Sheeran stops by the house to talk about how he met Dave, being clumsy, sailing across the ocean with Benny, whether his kids know he’s Ed Sheeran yet, his Game of Thrones backlash, and how he acquired the Edward Scissorhands hands. Later he writes a song with all of us. It’s a really special moment. Thanks for watching!
What happens:
00:00 Teaser
00:34 What's this Chuck stuff
02:01 How Dave met Ed
03:48 Exercise & personal hygiene
06:24 Ed's clumsiness
09:26 English food vs American food
10:58 Ed's town
15:20 Creepy baby
17:28 Ed & Benny on the boat
18:19 Fame
27:07 Anxiety
32:18 Best & worst days of Ed's life
35:18 Ideal headline
39:17 Dave's movie
43:14 Ed's memorabilia collection
47:54 Ed's Game of Thrones backlash
49:20 Dave's sh*t story
52:41 Ed Sheeran shows
01:06:01 Ed's songwriting
01:08:44 Ed writes a song
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We tried to write a proper description for this and couldn’t decide on what all to highlight so here’s a bunch. Selena comes over. At some point we decide to go through her DMs. We talk about her mental health. We get into her’s and Benny’s wedding. We talk about Taylor and the insanely thoughtful gift she gave Selena. There’s basketball. There are multiple arm wrestling contests with surprising end results. Selena bonks her head at one point. No one edits it out. It’s just us hanging out with our friend (and spouse). That’s really it. Thanks for watching, we appreciate you!!
What happens:
0:00 Selena arrives + should we fake the knock
5:36 Benny comes up with Grace and Frankie
7:12 Going through Selena’s DMs
10:10 Dave is forced to eat a pickle
12:08 Mental health
17:38 Basketball
22:33 Selena entering Benny’s world
25:49 The best day of Selena’s life
27:15 The wedding
34:24 Benny cracks Selena’s back
35:37 The wedding pt 2
43:47 Children and family
47:05 Benny and Selena dating
49:12 Everyone loves Rihanna
50:34 Taylor’s gift
56:09 What we would do for our friends
1:00:36 Arm wrestling
1:06:48 Friends!!!
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We’ve been writing this description for 15 minutes and haven’t made any real progress. It’s not even we, it’s just Dave here. All I can tell you guys, is that I’ve never had more fun doing anything in my life than when we’re recording these. Are we fun to hang out with? Who knows. All we can do is be our complete selves, live in the moment, and see what happens. Thank you for your time. We appreciate you!!!!
what happens:
0:00 toilet cam cold open
1:32 what the hell is this show?
5:03 who are you supposed to be on camera?
10:12 the domino’s pizza fight begins
15:08 why everything feels awkward at first
20:04 benny vs bj novak vs reality
25:09 creative pressure and proving yourself
30:02 phone calls derail everything
35:11 cooking turns into chaos
40:07 the sauce argument escalates
45:03 fighting like real friends do
48:21 did the pilot actually work?
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Welcome to Friends Keep Secrets: a first-of-its-kind show from best friends benny blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd), and Dave’s wife, Kristin Batalucco. With more than 18 hidden cameras rigged throughout Dave and Kristin’s LA home, the show brings viewers inside an intimate hang with the hosts' real-life friendships and the guests that pop in.
This isn’t a formal interview show. They might cook, record a song, play a game, or simply hang out. Blending elements of a podcast, livestream, and sitcom, Friends Keep Secrets captures the magic of being in the room with the hosts and the people they cherish most.
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