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Alice and Doug just finished a heavy weekend of yard saling and record shopping. And now they’re ready for their heavy weekend of creaming.
Er.
It's the seventh annual National Ice Cream Day ice cream crawl!
Yes, it’s just about time for the greatest time of the year. A day to enjoy all the tastiness that Ronald Reagan would have wanted us to. It’s true.
Other discussion topics may include:
- Why doesn’t anybody talk about how great Marie Osmond is?
- Farting “regular amounts”
- The sad part in a romance novel when the dog dies
- What if one of the Hansons left Hanson?
- The various health benefits of contrast therapy that can benefit your health and wellness in a beneficial manner
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Alice and Doug spent America’s 250th birthday watching a murder movie, saving a queen, and eating Japanese food. They also visited the animals they'd just eaten because the circle of life is really weird sometimes.
They also got a boat over the weekend! But it's not as exciting as it sounds*
Plus, what if you’re driving a train and you’re about to hit a person? What do you do? Find out now!
Other discussion topics may include:
- Pancake race lore
- Geena Davis: Beetlejuice Creature
- Dead skin snacks
- Fake aquarium trains
- Is it hard to gently use two fingers?
*...or is it?
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They said it couldn't be done. They said "But how could you?" They said "But why would you?" They said "NO, SERIOUSLY, WHO'D EVEN WANT YOU TO?!"
But it finally happened. Going Terribly has reached 300 episodes!
Even this week's special guest Kevin Roach immediately questions the achievement. But he also claims to have a boner ghost in his apartment, so who asked him anyway?
Kevin joins Alice and Doug to rock some of Going Terribly's greatest hits and more juvenile humor than you could shake a "stick" at. Here's to 300 more episodes of barely growing up.
Other discussion topics may include:
- Mummy gut bread
- Shark Dad
- Holy fallopian tubes
- Stoned dolphins
- Definitely not a bag full of drugs
You know, the usual.
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Alice is back from a week away in Cincinnati, and she and Doug are determined to get this episode right. It may take them a few tries, but they’re going to get it, so please hang with them.
Alice is bound to be a bit tired since she just finished scoring 1,600 essays. And Doug’s been very busy being not nearly as educated or well read. But he did just learn how to “exasturbate,” so that’s something. For better or worse.
Other discussion topics must include:
- Getting kicked in the stock for not STing the FU
- Great anime, such as King of the Hill
- Matt Damon's potato farm
- The incredible fun of "Classic Works" BINGO"
- Fine dining at GD Poon's
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It's an unplanned tribute to New Orleans!
The history, the culture, the sites! - You won't find any mention of any of that here.
Instead Alice and Doug chat about Mardi Gras penises, drunk actors, and librarians who...love...books.
It's really just like any other episode, only with a decided Nawlins flavor.
Other discussion topics may include:
- Why is cartography still a discipline?
- Enrique Iglesias's spouse would never jump in front of a train
- Roommates that only one person can fit into
- Music that's not as romantic as you think
- Is it still okay to fantasize about tennis players?
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Alice, Doug, Eureka, and Hoover have returned from a week-long trip to visit Mrs. Shen. They had lots of meals - some long, some plentiful, and some of just desserts. So that part was a lot like home.
They also visited some fun new museums, a waterfall, and saw…a vase of corn dogs?
It was a real winner, and you can hear all about it in this episode.
Though Doug didn’t get to see any dinosaurs.
Other discussion topics may include:
- Getting stuffed by one's cousin
- The Proper Burger
- Marks of a great seafood buffet, such as pudding
- Supposed national "malls" that aren't malls at all
- A pancake that will blow your nuts off
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Yesterday was National Game Show Day, so today Doug and Alice celebrate the only way they know - by playing a super dumb game worth absolutely zero prizes. But along the way you might just learn something about sundials, sister cities, and midwifery.
But that’s Alice’s part. Doug is really stuck on the more immature game stuff like toilet buttons and cow turd cakes. Alex Trebek and Bob Barker are rolling over in their graves.
Other discussion topics may include:
- Diplomatic relationships between Ohio and Spain
- A Beaver-run childcare facility
- Physical challenges between man and beast
- A shadow owes you because you give it life
- Touching butts for the greater good
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This week’s episode is all about debate. How will Alice and Doug’s relationship hold up after some devastating arguments? And how will the devastating arguments hold up when it turns out they’re pretty darn silly to argue about?
Also, in a real “What are we, really?” moment, Google’s AI summary explains Going Terribly to Going Terribly. It’s pretty wild.
For real, though. Is cereal a soup? The battle lines are drawn.
Other discussion topics may include:
- The longest NSYNC title
- Ice cream cake is better when it has cake in it
- Could God have been a shopping addict?
- Absurd left turns
- Would you like to sit on a comfy heated toilet forever?
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The past two weekends Doug and Alice made a couple of fun trips out of town for very different theatrical experiences. But now they're back and ready to tell you all about the splash zones and crunchy gushers.
Plus, ever wondered what Alice thinks of the Britney Spears classic film "Crossroads?" Now's your chance to find out.
Other Discussion Topics May Include:
- Does God live in the ocean?
- Pork tiramisu
- Boise is heated by its own farts
- Convincing gibberish
- Idaho? Or Youdaho?
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This week Alice and Doug welcome Nick “Atlantic City” Gonzalez back to the show for games and shenanigans.
Nick lets us all in on an embarrassing and painful childhood story involving a very sensitive area. He’s also subjected to some troubling thoughts about pies, beach flatulence, and…giraffe snakes?
And his only reward? Some three-day old doughnuts.
It truly is Going Terribly.
Other discussion topics may include:
- Puberty reversal
- Do polar bears taste like Coca-Cola?
- How to make Harriet Tubman into a ball joke
- What happens when you tickle Elmo too hard?
- Pretty girls and their universal GI issues
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Alice and Doug have a lot of knowledge to impart, and most of it is shocking, even to them! The English language is super unpredictable. Have we been using words wrong? Or are the dictionaries wrong? There's plenty to tackle here. Literally.
Also, who would play Doug and Alice in Going Terribly: The Movie?
Other discussion topics may include:
- Jimmy Stewart was really good in Donnie Darko
- Words that don't mean what they're supposed to mean
- Absurd faces
- Bunnies are squirrels somehow. No joke.
- Chinese Taiwanese American Girl Dolls
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Alice has officially entered her Soft Girl Era. It's all cross stitching all the time now.
But luckily she and Doug still had enough time to record this episode full of school bus stories and semi-recent semi-decent news!
Also, there's a really cool Rosetta Stone story. Spoiler: Alice is kinda famous!
Other discussion topics may include:
- Smart underwear
- How to still be illin' even when you're ill
- Productivity kinks
- Big Shaft Jerky
- Can you get sick from eating farts?
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This week Alice and Doug celebrate the city of Pensecola, kinda.
But what they really do is get nostalgic about kindergarten (and even preschool!). There’s also some mind-bending talk about dreams and a potential origin story for Doug’s mental health issues.
And did you know Rome wasn’t *actually* founded by battling brothers who were raised by a wild animal? History, man.
Other discussion topics may include:
- Songs that encourage young children to steal
- Alfonso Ribeiro vs. Steve Harvey in a dance battle
- What if you forget your cheeseburger money?
- When life wants you to be Thomas Jefferson but you’re feeling more Snoopy
- Carbonated menses
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Mrs. Shen finally came to visit!
This week Alice and Doug recount the week that was, full of gloriously authentic Chinese meals, unexpected feline affection, and a very entertaining virtual reality session.
Plus...how well do you know your state capitals? If you're like these two, the answer is "Pretty well, but not nearly as well as you think."
Other discussion topics may include:
- How Dr. Who helped birth a late night comedy legend
- The audacity of western New York to exist
- Can your cat accidentally be racist?
- Umami vs. No, mom
- Midnight snack eggs, but maybe not the gummy kind
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In this week's episode, Alice and Doug spit some apocrafacts at you, the likes of which you've never seen.
There's seagulls and Metallica and eugenics and Andy Richter. You'll have a pretty full plate on your hands here, folks.
And if you live in a certain northern Ohio town, boy do we have a great surprise for you.
Other discussion topics may include:
- Decorating with dirty underwear
- Dr. Kellogg vs. Mr. Pibb
- An orca's case of mistaken identity
- Normal mailers
- The cereal wars began in a sanitarium. No, really.
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You’re on a rollercoaster. Would you rather have an emergency poop or an emergency vomit?
No, this isn’t a rerun. Yes, Doug and Alice bring back this very important question 285 episodes after the last time.
Does that mean there is a finite number of topics two people can discuss?
Nah. They just like talking about poop.
Other discussion topics may include:
- Joining a movement to stop Daylight Saving Time
- Seagull to seagull eye contact
- Is Polish sausage actually popular in Poland?
- Ribbed for her pleasure, except the exact opposite.
- How to work your asthma off
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Have we, as a society, oversaturated on flavors? That's Alice's theory, as Doug presents another edition of New Yum City.
But then again she also spends some time explaining why bronze medals are better than silver medals, so it's tough to say what should be believed.
Also, Doug has a nut stuck in his throat, so sorry about that.
Other discussion topics may include:
- Easter flavored foods
- South Dianne Wiest Asia Starbucks
- Did you know Tommy Hilfiger is a real person?
- The father of pro wrestling, George Washington
- Ube matcha shoestring fries
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This week Alice uncovers a possible conspiracy against her involving cell phone apps, AI videos, and a prankster of a shower drain. Additionally, she’s been to Bosnia, in case you weren’t aware.
Meanwhile, Doug wonders what might have been if he’d only owned a pair of shorts in his teen years. Also, he recently read a lot about John Wayne Gacy and Shirley Temple Black, and is feeling kind of disturbed about at least one of those.
Other discussion topics may include:
- What are some things you shouldn’t say at a funeral?
- A line Robert Zemeckis and Bob Gale likely/hopefully regret
- How to know if the video meant to train you about phishing videos is a phishing video
- Supposed Canadian family
- If your partner could have one superpower, what would you want it to be?
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Alice and Doug are here to celebrate Women’s History Month!
Fingers crossed this goes well.
Other discussion topics may include:
- Carly Rae Jepsen would never kill anyone, right?
- Improving the ambiance at the White House
- Was architecture invented in 1918?
- Giving one’s hats different personalities
- The importance of normalizing girls asking guys out, because the guy can be really creepy
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Alice and Doug have returned from a long-belated anniversary day trip where they had plenty of steak and visited plenty of unique shops. Maybe 25, and possibly 36.
And why does Doug have a plastic fork in his pocket? Actually, we may never know.
Other discussion topics may include:
- The Fast and the Courteous
- Drinks that might have mushroom aftertastes
- How to trick people into thinking you’re eating cremated remains
- Super ancient things from as far back as five months ago
- Ice cream that may have come from a wood chipper
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