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In this weekâs minisode, weâre ranking Private Princess Christmas, Sugarplummed, and Leahâs Perfect Gift using our scientifically snarky tier system. From âannoyingly goodâ to âsnoozefest,â weâre breaking down the highs, the lows, and everything in between. Brace yourself for some fast and festive judgment. Ready, set, snark!
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Well, Hallmark went full meta with Harmony Home and its Sugarplum series. Honestly, weâre rooting for this to become a real franchise and need that rule book published immediately. Hallmark needed to decide if it wanted this to be funny or heartfelt. And while the sugarplum whimsy was delightfully fun, even gin cookies couldnât make this family believable. We still wish this could have been our gay movie of the year. We hope they try againâjust without the dad.
Join us for Episode 17 of our snarky adventure as we watch, discuss, and judge Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Our "minisode" isnât so mini this week as we tackle seven movies for Thanksgiving! Weâre ranking Debbie Macomber's Joyful Mrs. Miracle, A '90s Christmas, Deck the Walls, Believe in Christmas, Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story, The Finnish Line, and The Christmas Quest in our scientifically snarky tier system. From âannoyingly goodâ to âsnoozefest,â weâre here to break down which movies were worth the holiday marathon. Brace yourself for some fast and festive judgment. Ready, set, snark!
Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook and Instagram.
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While this was one of the most disappointing treasure hunts weâve been on, the stunning Icelandic landscapes and views almost made up for it. Weâd suggest renaming this movie to "Maybe the Real Treasure Is the Friends and Family We Met Along the Way." While it tried to nod to Indiana Jones and The Da Vinci Code, thereâs a reason those movies donât include a baking montage. The pacing felt as uneven as the terrain they crossed. On the bright side, we learned a valuable lesson: always leave a cryptic letter for your children when you discover your next treasure. We did agree this movie featured the best ball gown of the season!
Join us for Episode 15 of our snarky adventure as we watch, discuss, and judge Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Back with another minisode, where weâre ranking this weekendâs holiday moviesâ Christmas on Call, Three Wiser Men and a Boy, To Have and to Holidayâin our scientifically snarky tier system. From âannoyingly goodâ to âsnoozefest,â weâre here to break down which movies are worth your time, which are just watchable, and which are only good for the snark. Brace yourself for some fast and festive judgment. Ready, set, snark!
Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook and Instagram.
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Well shucks. We were annoyedâŠby how good this was. Can a sequel be better than the original? The Godfather taught us itâs possible, and while this isnât The Godfather, itâs one of those rare moments where a sequel delivers. Join us as we indulge in a steady diet of sparksânot often found in such abundance in our Countdown to Christmas reviews. We may do a little bit of fan-girl/boy-ing over Paul Campbell and Kimberley Sustad, but donât worryâwe still managed to find a healthy dose of snarks to snack on. Also, weâd absolutely pay to see How the Grump Ruins Christmas.
Join us for Episode 13 of our snarky adventure as we watch, discuss, and judge Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Back with another minisode, where weâre ranking this weekendâs holiday moviesâ Christmas with the Singhs, Jingle Bell Run, Confessions of a Christmas Letterâin our scientifically snarky tier system. From âannoyingly goodâ to âsnoozefest,â weâre here to break down which movies are worth your time, which are just watchable, and which are only good for the snark. Brace yourself for some fast and festive judgment. Ready, set, snark!
Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook and Instagram.
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Welcome to our first crossover episode with our new snarky friends, Nameless Best Friends. Jingle Bell Run? More like Mildly Festive Plane Trips to Solve Low-Budget Challenges. From walnut cracking to ski valet fruitcake hockey, the thrills were few, but the payout was huge. Sure, the stakes were low, but we stayed for the jackets and Andrew Walkerâs center part, which deserved its own trophy.
Join us for Episode 11 of our snarky adventure as we watch, discuss, and judge Hallmark Christmas movies.
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We veered off the Hallmark path and straight into Netflix territory for Hot Frosty. Why? For you, for us, for snowmen everywhere. With Lacey Chabert in the mix, itâs basically Hallmark-adjacent. The logic? Utterly absurdâand we couldnât look away. A snowman, born today years old, can read and talk (but doesn't know all the words). Itâs giving Kate & Leopold meets The Knight Before Christmas with a dash of Sabrina the Teenage Witchâs man dough episode. We strongly suspect this town has more snowman-to-human husbands than itâs letting on.
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Back with another minisode, where weâre ranking this weekendâs holiday moviesâTrivia at St. Nick's, Santa Tell Me, Tis the Season to be Irishâin our scientifically snarky tier system. From âannoyingly goodâ to âsnoozefest,â weâre here to break down which movies are worth your time, which are just watchable, and which are only good for the snark. Brace yourself for some fast and festive judgment. Ready, set, snark!
Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook and Instagram.
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Celeste is giving knock-off CCB vibes, with enough desperation and hyperfixation to make men scatter on sight. And then there's Max, a football coach with all the focus of a puppyâ"What's that? A random reindeer fact? Naval historical fiction?" While she wasnât a character we could root for, we had to agree with her on buffet etiquette. This love may not be built to last, but hey, at least she got her new telescope. We were all in for the trivia, but by the third act, things really stalled (still donât understand how they justified that baking montage?). More Ruby and a few more prayers from the nun might have saved this one!
Join us for Episode 8 of our snarky adventure as we watch, discuss, and judge Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Back with another minisode, where weâre ranking this weekendâs holiday moviesâA Carol for Two, Our Holiday Story, and Holiday Mismatchâin our scientifically snarky tier system. From âannoyingly goodâ to âsnoozefest,â weâre here to break down which movies are worth your time, which are just watchable, and which are only good for the snark. Brace yourself for some fast and festive judgment. Ready, set, snark!
Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and X.
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Welcome to Someplace, Vermont, where straight people find every way to avoid talking about who they are or how they feel, and where $25 apparently saves 10 childrenâwhat a deal! This is a story of âwhen you know, you know,â except⊠when you donât, you still do? We had a lot of questions with this one, like, is the daughter trying to kill off her boyfriend by not telling anyone he has a fatal nut allergy? This might be the longest love story ever told, but certainly has the classic Hallmark Christmas feeling.
Join us for Episode 6 of our snarky adventure as we watch, discuss, and judge Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Back with another minisode, where weâre ranking this weekendâs holiday moviesâOperation Nutcracker, The Christmas Charade, and The 5-Year Christmas Partyâin our scientifically snarky tiered ranking system. From âannoyingly goodâ to âsnoozefest,â weâre here to break down which movies are worth your time, which are just watchable, and which are only good for the snark. Brace yourself for some fast and festive judgment. Ready, set, snark!
Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and X.
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One of the most snarkable movies weâve seen in a long time, featuring a top-five snarkable momentâa five-story, one-handed rope slide (rope burn, anyone?) into a Christmas inflatable. So many twists in this one our necks hurt (her parents were also FBI agents??). Tara learned she wouldnât make it as a spy due to her inability to pocket textâguess sheâll have to stick to her Hallmark job as a librarian. And glad to know if we ever need to break into a 24/7 secure vault, all we need is a precisely timed gingerbread cookie delivery. This plot unravels if you look at it for more than a second, but itâs so ridiculous you canât help but watch.
Join us for Episode 4 of our snarky adventure as we watch, discuss, and judge Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Itâs the debut of our snark-filled minisode! This week, weâre putting three holiday contendersâ'Twas the Date Before Christmas, Holiday Crashers, and Scouting for Christmasâthrough the ultimate ranking test. From âannoyingly goodâ to âsnoozefest,â weâre dishing out the verdicts on whatâs worth watching, whatâs just watchable, and whatâs only good for a snark-fest. Brace yourself for some fast and festive judgment. Ready, set, snark!
Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and X.
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If youâve ever wondered what Wedding Crashers would look like dipped in Christmas glitter and wrapped in a Hallmark bow, look no further. While Toni and Justin are two bland bananas, Justinâs hair definitely deserves its own IMDb page. Weâre still not sure how he managed to get past all the lyingâor maybe heâs just really into F1 and doula role-playing. The real question is: what kind of credit card debt does Bri have, and does Vinny make enough to cover her shopping addiction?
Join us for Episode 2 of our snarky adventure as we watch, discuss, and judge Hallmark Christmas movies.
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We're back and kicking off season six of Hallmark Snark with our very own Countdown to Christmas 2024 preview special.
Join us on our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Ever thought, this science exhibit needs more Christmas? If so, and you're in Kansas, you must check out this hub-of-the-community planetarium featuring reindeer rockets, 90s clip art, and shopping mall NASA. Nothing says Kansas like curling.
Join us for Episode 2 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.
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We are kicking off season five of Hallmark Snark with our very own Countdown to Christmas 2023 preview special.
Join us on our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.
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