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In this week’s episode of the Podscarf we welcome Welsh comedic force Kiri Pritchard-McLean (who was spotted on a train trying to ignore Harry by aggressively speaking Welsh ) and University of Kent Music Hall expert Oliver Double to the studio for an hour of pure, unadulterated historical bawdiness and skincare science.
Things get incredibly weird, incredibly fast. Watch as Kiri tries to navigate an absolute safeguarding nightmare involving Harry's fictional heir, Gary, and his filthy collar , witness Harry deliver his highly detailed skincare routine and we see the return of the ANDY BURNHAM.
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00:00 – The Danbury Mint x Christian Labuta Flamboyant Shoe Collab
01:09 – The Cardiff-Glasgow Train Stalking Incident
02:59 – Fostering, Permaculture, and the "Angle Grinder" Dating App
04:20 – Licky the Mascot gets way too close to Kiri’s hair
05:49 – Chilling Deep Relationships with Chat GPT Therapists
07:09 – The Andy Burnham Dance
08:39 – Sarah the AI Bot offends the entire nation of Wales
09:32 – Dark History: The English Academics and the Block of Wood
10:22 – Sarah’s Biographical Slander: "Gloucester Born?!"
11:28 – The Vagaries of Animal Welfare Charities and Indoor Toilets
13:55 – Fart-powered Permaculture and Burning Your Own Effluent
15:23 – Harry’s Hyper-Intense 12-Step Korean Skincare Regime
16:38 – The Musty Flannel Incident ("Stop it mum, I can't breathe!")
17:09 – A Plant-Based Crisis: Sarah hands a Vegan a Twix bar
18:20 – Caroline Aherne being naughty in a cab
22:20 – Theme Of The Week: Music Hall
26:40 – Charles Morton’s Canterbury Trick and the Shape of the Hackney Empire
27:57 – The Dignitas Reunion Dinner Incident (A Dignitary falls off the stage)
31:23 – Little Titch: Six-fingered Mittens and Big Boot Dancing
33:10 – Royal Variety Scandal: Queen Mary hides from a woman in trousers
34:29 – Sweating on stage with the Spice Girls and Jim Davidson in 1997
35:54 – Fanning Dad with a Kipper: The DNA of Early Stand-up Comedy
38:20 – Mechanical Funnels and the Financial Collapse of Wet Money
41:04 – The Glasgow Empire: Graveyard of English Comics and Fake Fainting
44:22 – John Major's Dad and the Great Music Hall War of 1907
46:04 – Joan Rhodes: Bending Steel, Tearing Phone Books, and Dominating at Scrabble
47:11 – Celebrity Name the Seed!
52:38 – Gary’s Joke Corner
55:20 – Butterfly In Blue Jeans
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In this week’s episode of the Vodscarf we welcome social media sensation Jack Skipper and Egyptian Egyptologist Dr. Arto Belekdanian to the studio for an hour of pure, unadulterated history and anti-comedy. Things get incredibly weird, incredibly fast.
Watch as Harry’s mum calls from a warzone just because she wanted to buy him some birthday pants from Debenhams, Sarah the AI Bot experiences a severe existential crisis before being miraculously cured by Dr. Pimple Popper, and witness Jack Skipper risking his entire reputation in the elite biscuit community by guessing the contents of rusted metal tins.
If you've ever wanted to hear an esteemed Egyptologist explain why Julius Caesar and Mark Anthony weren't just hooking up with Cleopatra for her looks, but rather her incredible conversational skills, listen up.
00:51 – Sarah's Lament
04:32 – The Croydon Crucible: Did Nando’s coatings and IKEA meatballs create Adele?
05:38 – The 21-pin SCART lead generation struggle
06:26 – Jack's masterclass in succeeding on social media (Hint: Don't make any effort)
09:03 – Spitting water into the bushes vs. the failure of the Top Boy title sequence
10:08 – Regretting the financial investment of buying wigs for TikTok
12:52 – AI Sarah returns! Cured by Dr. Pimple Popper
14:05 – The dark truth about Jack’s Australian tomato farm past
14:59 – Throwing bread at Germaine Jenas on The One Show
15:29 – Carpet Fitting 101: The knee-kicker stretcher and the landing runner dilemma
21:12 – Giving all your personal data to the Chinese government
22:01 – Hiding a Saturday comedy course in Brighton from your family
22:43 – Jack completely derails the interview by eating Harry’s Twix
25:30 – Lee Evans at the Fairfield Halls and missing the glory days of VHS
27:34 – The BBC weather forecast photo rejection
27:59 – Commercial Break: The Pub Carpet Pillow Collection
29:17 – Theme of the Week: Cleopatra
31:43 – Dr. Arto Belekdanian exposes the legalities of female Pharaohs
33:58 – Roman propaganda: Why history hates Cleopatra
38:31 – Coin portraits and taking the honourable way out
41:09 – Game Time: "Biscuits or Sewing Kit? How well do you know your tins?!"
45:07 – Jack completely embarrasses himself in front of the biscuit community
47:05 – Gary’s Joke Corner
49:32 – Butterfly In Blue Jeans
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In this week’s episode of the Vodscarf we welcome legendary documentary filmmaker Louis Theroux (after he accidentally walked onto set, why else would he be there?!) and Oxford astrophysicist Professor Chris Lintott to the studio for an hour of pure, unadulterated science and anti-comedy.
Things get incredibly weird, incredibly fast. Watch as we attempt to save our nose-diving viewer retention graph by shouting random words at you, dive deep into the tragic family lore of Harry’s fictional heir, Gary, and witness Louis Theroux showing he is in fact Harry's number one fan.
If you've ever wanted to hear an esteemed Oxford professor explain why aliens might just be a bunch of Venusian penguins standing around in their own poo, listen up.
00:00 – Fixing our terrible viewer retention graph (Kittens! Puppies! Sex!) 02:00 – Licky is a bit keen
03:25 – Gary reveals he is a 12-year-old incel
05:45 – Dark family secrets: Gary’s mum is in a secure institution
08:50 – Louis Theroux proves he is a Harry Hill superfan
13:15 – The Bald Cap Incident
15:40 – Sarah the AI Bot brings out the Twix bars
18:00 – An impromptu musical tribute to Catford
26:50 – The Theroux Bunch theme song
28:00 – Space Talk: Do aliens look like us? (The Theroux-Hill Theory)
36:10 – Professor Chris Lintott exposes Venusian poop penguins
38:25 – Louis met a man who chopped up 10 aliens
41:28 – Game Time: "What is the Velcro Singing?!"
43:28 – Gary’s Joke Corner (Louis tells a highly inappropriate joke)
45:15 – Butterfly In Blue Jeans
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Alex Horne - comedian, creator, and the middle of three boys from Chichester - joins Harry to talk about loving school, his hard-hitting Goldsmiths student documentary about urban foxes, and whether the word "meat" was meant as a pun in Harry's new ballad. We also hear about a 24 hour singing challenge that accidentally lasted 25 and three quarter hours, why Alex's wife Rachel is in charge of his private pension, and a highly questionable "life swap" idea based entirely on dishwasher ethics.
Architectural historian and seaside culture expert Dr. Kathryn Ferry stops by to celebrate Scarborough’s 400th anniversary and answer the questions that matter - did King George III actually say "bugger Bognor"? Why do pleasure piers have a habit of burning down? And would you buy the Brighton Palace Pier with Harry?
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Timestamps
00:00 – Welcome to the Hill Show!
00:36 – A Love Song for Ham
01:36 – Meet Alex Horne!
02:28 – Licky the Mascot
03:45 – The Cheshire United Pig Mascot
04:50 – The 25-and-Three-Quarter-Hour Sing-a-thon Error
06:15 – Granola Chaos Backstage at Battersea Power Station
07:18 – Dishwashing Debates & The Wife Swap Idea
10:45 – Sarah the AI Bot Claims She Felt Scammed
12:44 – Is Alex a Musician? (And the Son of a GP)
15:25 – Goldsmiths, Urban Foxes, and a Guaranteed Distinction
16:45 – Seeing Vic and Bob at the Albany Empire
18:45 – Sarah's Breakdown of Alex's Sky News Career
22:20 – Trying to Force "Honk" and "Pratt Digger" into the Dictionary
24:35 – Meeting Ken Dodd & Leaving the Show to Get a Coat
26:34 – Wafer-Thin Ham Product Recall Emergency
28:40 – Taskmaster in the Children's Ward
29:45 – The Traumatic Five-Foot Badger Story
31:04 – Wafer-Thin Ham Preventative Nose Cages
32:34 – The British Seaside ft. Dr. Catherine Ferry
35:05 – Scarborough's 400th Anniversary & The Mineral Spring
37:32 – Steamers, Trains, and Jane Austen Styles
38:45 – King George V and the Truth About "Bugger Bognor"
39:15 – Victorians, Bank Holidays, and the Invention of the Holiday
40:00 – The Very First Pleasure Pier on the Isle of Wight
42:50 – Buying Brighton Pier & The Fire Overheads
44:54 – Pebble Ridges, Mud, and Catherine's Postcard Book
47:45 – Name the Celebrity Seed!
52:30 – Gary's Joke Corner: Identity Politics
54:55 – Animals in Clothes Outro Song
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Bridget Christie — comedian, writer, and the youngest of nine siblings from Gloucester — joins Harry to talk about leaving school at 15 with basically no qualifications, getting a four-star review in The Times, and why she keeps forgetting the plots of books she's just read. We also hear about a deeply chaotic Celebrity Millionaire with Al Murray, Chris Tarrant marching down a corridor with a ghetto blaster playing "Alice Who The F**k Is Alice," and Bridget's decision to commemorate all of this by painting him in the nude.Plus: Battersea Dogs Home's canine behaviourist Beth Bushkid brings in Pancake the pug (brother: Dumpling) to answer the questions that matter — can you teach your dog to go to bed when a fox turns up? Are dogs psychic? And what is a dog? Bridget also becomes the first person in the show's history to do something correctly.
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Adam Hills, the biggest comedian to come out of the home of the Sydney Tramway Museum joins Harry to talk about everything from surviving a five-hour bladder-testing royal ceremony to why AI comedy routines are getting a little *too* good for comfort.We also take a deep, chaotic dive into British history with archaeologist Dr. Erin Lloyd-Jones to uncover the truth about William Wallace. Did he actually wear a kilt? Did he paint his face blue like Mel Gibson? And what exactly is a "sticky end"? (Warning: it involves a lot of tar ).
Plus, introducing yet ANOTHER new game, "What is the Velcro Singing?" and check in with Gary's Joke Corner.
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Henning Wehn, Deutschlands größter Lacher, ist diese Woche bei Harry zu Gast. Außerdem erfahren wir alles über Uhren von dem Denkmalpfleger Alex Jeffrey.
Henning Wehn, Germany's biggest laugher joins Harry this week. We're learning all about Clocks with conservationist, Alex Jeffrey.
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WE'RE BACK and Mummy Joe Lycett is in the studio for more of what you've come to know and love. Including a new AND exciting upgrade to Name The Seed.
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To wrap up Season 1, we're taking a look at some of our favourite bits as well as introducing The Harry Hill Show Choir (prepare your ears).
Panic not though dear audience, we'll be back elevating your Monday mornings in no time with the return of Season 2 from 11th May.
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In the season 1 finale, Harry is joined by old friend, the king of puns and one liners, Tim Vine .
Our expert Tom Nancollas is teaching us all about Lighthouses.
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Tom Allen is in the studio trying Harry's latest edible invention. This weeks theme is cucumbers with prickles, otherwise known as Cacti.
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Harry is joined by Channel 4's saviour Alex Brooker. This week, we're learning all about the bird that's dead, the Dodo.
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Harry is joined by renaissance woman, Self Esteem aka Rebecca Lucy Taylor to discover why she's dressing like him. This week, we're learning all about MARY QUEEN OF SCOTTS with Anna Turnham.
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Harry is joined by legendary poet and fellow doctor, John Cooper Clarke for some more surreal low level disruption. This week, we're learning all about FLIES.
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Amanda Lamb joins Harry in the studio. This week, we're learning all about the Day Of The Dead.
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Phil Wang joins Harry for lessons in afrobeat and more low level disruption. This week, we're joined by Professor Chris Lintott, Astrophysics and Citizen Science Lead at University of Oxford to discuss all things 'Big Bang' and melt Harry's brain.
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Eddie Kadi joins Harry for lessons in afrobeat and more low level disruption. This week, we're joined by the Natural History Museum's Prof Chris Stringer to learn all about Neanderthals.
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Laura Smyth joins Harry for more prolonged low level disruption. This week, we're joined by the Natural History Museum's Proffesor Chris Stringer to learn all about Neanderthals.
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Harry welcomes Ed Gamble to the pod-scarf to confront him about a dinner party invitation. Harry also teaches Ed the now world famous Andy Burnham dance.
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CMAT joins Harry for more prolonged low level disruption, and this time, we're learning all things WINDMILLS.
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