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Every day is a spirit day at this podcast (and at Coco and Sapphire’s school), and today’s themes are boat wear, celebrity scarves, and iconic guests as Piaget Ventus of Pia Pops Off joins the Cute Ones. The three discuss Ma 2, the Black Power Ranger, the TONY Awards and the Beckham family drama. Also, Sinners is great; who knew?
INTRODUCTION
4:00: chelsea’s bday weekend/all good music festival
5:30 donny’s visit / what do you wear on a boat?????
8:45 the oh, mary! TONYs party / cole escola vs. nicole scherzinger?
11:00 celebrity sightings: robert deniro, bradley cooper, gigi hadid
11:45 donny’s run in with olivia rodrigo
15:45 donny’s sister is having a baby!
16:45 chelsea is added to a group chat
18:50 overcompensating on amazon prime
HEADLINES WITH PIA
24:00 this week’s headlines / MA 2
27:00 the TONYs
33:00 addison rae
34:45 millennial culture
35:55 brooklyn beckham feud w his family
40:30 cutie of the week
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What a week, Cuties! Avril Lavigne… or Melissa, flies, home improvement projects, and Harriet Tubman got the Cute Ones through their weeks, but now they’re here with Kendrick to break down the week’s hottest (per them) headlines. The three discuss Patti Lupone’s apology, Paige DeSorbo’s new nightwear, and Julia Stiles trying to fxck her dad. Also, Donny and Chelsea want to go back on Kendrick’s podcast, so give Kendrick 5 stars!
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INTRODUCTION
4:20 Donny’s sobriety update (Day 67)
6:00 Avril Lavigne Concert / Melissa Conspiracy Theory
10:10 Oh, Mary! Celebrity sightings
10:45 Skinnytok (trigger warning: ED)
14:20 Chelsea has electricity in her house!
15:30 LIVE SHOW NEWS!!!!!
HEADLINES W/ KENDRICK TUCKER
19:30 Chelsea & Donny are banned from Kendrick’s show :(
20:40 Love Island
22:00 Blake vs. Justin
23:15 Broadway News: Beetlejuice, Hell’s Kitchen, & the latest with Patti LuPone
29:00 Paige Desorbo/Bravocon/RHOA
34:30 Jonathon Joss
35:00 Cutie of the Week
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Chelchella has arrived, and Donny is in Hell-chella (we're workshopping it). He may have only understood 98% of Predestination, but luckily he has Chelsea's brother to help him through it this episode. What he won't need assistance for is k*lling someone, but it's not legal yet, so we're safe. They also discuss Donny's student film, the logistics of time travel, and what volume level you should listen to your television. But most importantly: the truth about Uncle Perkins is out.
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It was a week of crash outs for the Cute Ones, but they’re on the other side of it (mostly) and ready to talk about everything else that happened this week: Lilo and Stitch, Pee Wee as Himself, and Netflix’s Sirens. Also, Donny is losing his mind with news of Lea Michele’s return to Broadway and updates about P*tti L*pone’s interview about stage icons Audra McDonald and Kecia Lewis. And also… Tom Cruise ate popcorn.
INTRO:
2:00 donny’s crash out
5:40 chelsea’s new phone / petty b*tch era
9:40 pee wee documentary
13:20 sirens
HEADLINES
18:00 broadway corner: leah michele’s chess revival, patti lupone drama
24:15 tom cruise is a psychopath
29:43 cutie of the week / lilo and stitch controversy
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It’s a High Holy Day! Chelsea’s phone is broken, and she’s forced to get a new one. But also, the Cute Ones are watching “A Goofy Movie” (a movie not really about Goofy, but about his son) in honor of its 30th anniversary. Max isn’t dead yet, so the duo cover women who fish, last day of school assemblies, white trash activities, and other worldly monsters. Also, is it okay to find your Dad attractive?
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Donny is 50 days sober, so emotionally, he's zooting (look it up) himself up in space, while Chelsea is making sure liquor store employees listen to the podcast, forcing people to watch MILF Manor, and making fun of people's speech impediments - to their face. Also, the Cute Ones discuss the Gemini Jail Break and check in on Blake Lively. Cuties, if you love yourself... DO NOT see "Hurry Up Tomorrow."
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Donny and Chelsea waste no time shooting the elephants in the room (and they don’t include breakaway pants), and then Chelsea teaches an etiquette course before Chris DeRosa and Dominick Pupa of “Fixing Famous People” Podcast join them. The quartet discuss the trailer to Ryan Murphy (and Kim Kardashian’s) “All’s Fair,” Sonja Morgan’s dinner, and the logistics of one woman shows. Also - shit has officially been talked about Donny and Chelsea. (All press is good press!)
TIMESTAMPS
INTRO
3:30 donny’s new tattoo
6:00 health update
9:00 donny’s dating adventures, chelsea’s PI business & etiquette lessons
12:30 celebrity sightings
16:00 “forever” tv show
FIXING FAMOUS PEOPLE
19:00 renee rapp/leann rimes check in
21:30 ryan murphy’s “all’s fair”
26:00 sonja morgan’s latest oopsie/chris and dominic’s inside scoop on the housewives
34:00 cuties of the week
38:00 chris franjola talked shit about us?
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The patriarchy is alive and unwell, and Donny has found a way to survive another week without being cancelled. Meanwhile, Chelsea is singing Katy Perry, learning Spanish, and recovering from a Descendants birthday party. Also recovering are the guests of the Million Lives Conference and anybody who watched Another Simple Favor. And remember, Cuties: wear whatever the f you want!
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Your stockings are hung by the chimney with care, visions of sugarplums danced through your heads; now complete your holiday morning by listening to a recap of everyone's favorite Christmas movie that came out in April, "While You Were Sleeping!" Danny Murphy, the eyes and lips behind @kashmeredanny, starts the episode by giving Chelsea a recipe for a new holiday cocktail and Donny laments over business models he's too late to cash in on. Also, Chelsea and Danny pop Donny's bubble about which days of the year are safe. Then, Chelsea goes on many rants including - but not limited to - the 90s villainizing the other woman, her children's art, mistletoe, and... this entire movie. Finally, Donny is not a hero.
This episode originally aired 12/25/2022.
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The Cute Ones are ending Morally Corrupt Month with White Chicks, the movie that aged the worst out of the bunch (maybe the voters at the MTV Movie Award knew what they were talking about). Roger Ebert may have hated it, but Donny and Chelsea had the time of their lives, with Chelsea being moved to tears and Donny... not getting the main joke. Besides the movie, they weigh in about dutch ovens, GrubHub, diarrhea, and why you have to be problematic when TLC is involved.
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Donny’s got a new doctor… and a new diagnosis. The good news? Chelsea (who is not in a fur vest) saw “Oh, Mary!” and has a retraction from (incorrect) education she spewed a few weeks ago. More good news? The Cute Ones hung out this week, and they visited… a landfill? All in the same week that the Pope passed and Sarah Michelle Gellar signed to return to the big screen! Also, Dr. Bald is hot and will take a picture with you on the street (there’s proof on the Patreon if you don’t believe us)!
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The Cute Ones are here to answer a very important question this week: what IS eating Gilbert Grape? Donny and Chelsea aren’t sure, but they ARE sure that Arnie knows a secret (and that Donny shouldn’t do his Arnie impression in public). Besides the movie, the two discuss alliteration, vegans’ opinions on bug deaths, Chelsea’s new vocal stem, and their favorite water towers.
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The Cute Ones discuss the latest book in the Hunger Games universe, Sunrise on the Reaping! Also, should Big Dick Donny get a toupee?
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Happy April 14, Cuties! To celebrate (is that the right word?) the 113th anniversary of the Titanic sinking, Donny and Chelsea are pairing up with the chaotic minds of Zach and Sloane, hosts of the Mummy Dearest podcast. The four discuss why cruises are the perfect vacation, why your friends shouldn't do their own thing on group trips, and what they'd do if they had 2.5 hours to live. Also, remember when Lindsay Lohan tried to kidnap children?
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