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Wow this movie is a doozy doozy doozy and it's Hungarian and it's very artistic and black and white and poetic and follows this guy living in this unnamed town and everyone becomes very frazzled upon learning that a traveling circus is coming to town and there will be a large whale like obviously it's large it's a whale for crying out loud OK sorry that was mean but there's a whale and people want to protest and there's chaos and very long-duration shots and haunting music and what does it all mean and why does it mean what's trying to mean and how is it meaning what and why it's meaning the meaning of its meaning and the whale is so cool-looking.
TRAILER: https://youtu.be/-tJVdq_G_Go
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Whattttt this movie is like so weird and whimsical and absurdly out there and nuts and beautiful and it stars Tilda Swinton and she plays a nobleman named Orlando in Elizabethan England and he is immortal and lives for centuries and no I'm not kidding and you see Orlando go to war and fall in love and be funny and weird and awkward and indifferent to so much and the whole film is based on a book by Virginia Woolf and the costumes are to die for and Tilda Swinton is a literal goddess from God world and her accentttttttt I LOVE IT.
TRAILER: https://youtu.be/MorOaD61KUI
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So veteran actor Tony Leung and a bunch of other actors who I don't recognize star in this big epic family drama set in Taiwan after Japan surrendered and it follows how the new government came in which was called the KMT was very nasty and mean to the Taiwanese people and we follow mainly these two brothers of the family and Leung plays one of them and he's adorable and deaf and runs around writing down what he wants to say to people and the camera stays very still the entire film and it's filmed almost like an opera and it's artsy and two and a half hours long...
TRAILER: https://youtu.be/q6m_7eleZXw
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Ahhhhhh OK so this is a film by one of my favorite directors and his name is Pedro Almodóvar and he's Spanish and like he's the reason I love the language so much even though I am dreadful at it and sound so disgustingly American when I speak it but anyway like he's one of a kind and ALL ABOUT MY MOTHER is just one of his super complex yet understandable and intricate melodramas but like "funny" melodramas or like "screwball" melodramas and it follows this lovable mother who reconnects with an old friend after her son is killed in a car accident and like eeeee I don't want to give anything away but Penélope Cruz is in it so that should be reason enough that it's going to be incredible because anything she's in is incredible except for Zoolander 2 I guess but like who cares about that and that movie's not even in Spanish nor is it a melodrama or a screwball melodrama and SPANISHSHSHSHSHSHH. (Spanish, I love it.)
TRAILER: https://youtu.be/5Va7Z7O-LMc
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So there's this sweet adorable cherubic delightfully kind little boy living in Iran and like all the adults around him are so strict and stern and miserable and unhappy and one day he accidentally takes his classmate's school notebook home with him and then for the whole movie he makes it his mission to return it to him because if he doesn't then his teacher would expel the boy and like it's sad but so sweet and we all need to be kinder on this planet and sweet and return each other's everything unless the thing the someone has was stolen then no no that's not good go and return it to the authorities.
TRAILER: https://youtu.be/run-u_2zAdA
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OMG I am STILL in Italy this week and this is ANOTHER Italian movie IT IS FATE like how is this fate IDK guys I'm just being silly and annoying and weird hi welcome so this is a movie by this very famous but kinda controversial and iconoclastic director named Pier Paolo Pasolini and the title gives it away in that it's all about Jesus and it's totally faithful and traditional yet different in ways I mean it's set in Italy instead of Israel which is a huge example but like it's very different and Jesus does a bunch of stuff and he walks around in that cool outfit with his disciples like they're The Plastics but they're much nicer sort of Jesus is all like be kind and do as I say or else I won't help you and he's handsome of course but also kinda super very intimidating and.....Jesus.
TRAILER: https://youtu.be/xEs4g9A9HGc
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OMG I'm still in Italy at the moment and this is a film by an ITALIAN director wow this is fate so this is a super long gangster epic like at least almost sort of four hours long and it's by Sergio Leone who was the cool guy who did THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY but this one is all set in 1930s New York and oh good lord how do I explain this really it's basically just a big epic crime saga about this guy named Noodles who is super shady because he's a gangster duh and it follows his life and his relationship with his childhood friends and this girl he's always loved and he gets involved in a lot of shady stuff and surprise Joe Pesci is in it too and a little Jennifer Connelly and the music's really good.
TRAILER: https://youtu.be/wvYhgc8dMeg
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OMG how serendipitous that I just happen to be in ITALIAAA the exact same time this episode premieres and like meaning that this is also an ITALIANNN movie and yes I obviously love Italian and Italy Italy Italy anyway sorry so this is a very lauded film by the incredible and one-and-only Federico Fellini who made some of the best films ever and this one is pretty much just a coming-of-age comedy/drama but there is so much chaos and insanity and deliciously entertaining and over-the-top and crazy and wild moments and the main character's name is Titta and he's growing up in Fascist Italy and the film is considered to be semi-autobiographical and get lost in the circus/carnival feel of it all and get ready...
TRAILER: https://youtu.be/BtG9ZM-ZHnY
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So this is a Jean-Luc Godard film and he was like super famous and lived to be 91 and he's considered by many to be the pioneer of French New Wave cinema and this is one of his films and it stars his real-life wife at the time and it's so tragic and sad and poetic and artsy and experimental and follows this young woman who long story short ends up going into prostitution to get money because like her life is a mess and she has a baby and a husband who doesn't want her and it's all in black and white and super bleak and the lead character's name is Nana Kleinfrankenheim.
TRAILER: https://youtu.be/ZAZGR5O33jw
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So Robert Mitchum was this super famous actor and he was best known for playing villains in two very spooky films but it turns out I was wrong and he's actually better known for playing leads in film noirs that I had never heard of and in this one he's this guy who's trying to start a new life and escape from his shady past where he fell for this woman who was involved with this shady guy and the shady guy is Kirk Douglas in one of his very early roles and like a bunch of stuff happens and there's betrayal and you can't tell who's lying or not and film noir film noir film noir film noir film noir film noir film noir film noir film noir film noir film noir film noir.
TRAILER: https://youtu.be/qiIB8Y8PBe8
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Kurosawaaaaaaaaaa UGHHHH this man was such a genius so he usually made big action epics but this movie isn't that at all and it's like this heavy drama that's very sad but also positive but also pessimistic so it's positively pessimistic haha I'm funny no jk OK so in this movie there's this sad older guy whose son barely notices him and he's a widower and he founds out he has cancer and is going to die and so he decides what are the best ways for him to change his life before his mortality and so he like gets drunk and becomes acquainted with this much younger woman but not in a romantic way and overall this is just a great film about how we should all and can always improve our lives and should and you don't have to be dying to change your life and life is life and live life and life. Life.
TRAILER: https://youtu.be/2VeLN3IDjzQ
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Oh me oh my OK so this film is so intense and depressing but DAY-UM it's by Luis Buñuel who is like super into weird symbolism and imagery and surrealism and meat and animals like chickens and ants and no don't worry this movie isn't trippy I mean it kinda is but it's overall a really powerful drama about a group of poor kids living in a slum of Mexico City and there's this bad young guy who escaped juvenile and this poor little boy who has nowhere to go and it's like super sad but has a lot of fantastic artistic moments and like just watch it OK and be kinder to people.
TRAILER: https://youtu.be/DxmJ5Su5nGM
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There's this guy and a girl at this super fancy schmancy hotel with a bunch of rich people and the guy is like hi lady I think we've met before and she's like I think you're mistaken and he's like I think we've met before and she's like I think you're mistaken and he's like I think we've met before and she's like I think you're mistaken and he's like I think we've met before and she's like I think you're mistaken and he's like I think we've met before and she's like I think you're mistaken and he's like I think we've met before and she's like I think you're mistaken and he's like I think we've met before and she's like I think you're mistaken.
TRAILER: https://youtu.be/p3Tvl1Fuxt8
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Oh sweet merciful Jesus WOW this movie goes totally ape-poop in the third act and it's about a group of characters who are all connected by money somehow and it mainly follows this poor poor father who just wants to live a happy life with his family but gets screwed over and then his whole life goes upside down and he does very bad things and like I don't want to give anything away but this is a movie essentially about how money is so freakin' annoying and it drives us crazy and mad and awful and how there's a dark side in every one of us like what Yoda says and ugh I hate using Star Wars references but it's true.
TRAILER: https://youtu.be/zlYGbtJ9KnY
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HOLY WOWWWW OK so this movie is positively insane and makes no sense but it's not supposed to and Salvador Dalí co-wrote it and we all know he was into surrealism which means this entire movie is like a twisted, crazy, scary, disturbing, hilarious dream/nightmare and there are motifs throughout and like there's a gross but really famous scene involving a razor and an eye but EEEEK don't get scared I swear it's a fast scene and just watch this movie because trust me it stays with you every image is extraordinary and it makes me want to work in an art museum.
TRAILER: https://youtu.be/0dTwnzXzL5w
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It's almost 13 hours long....that's all I have to say.
TRAILER: https://youtu.be/CoLRNavAi_8
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Wowwwww how do I explain/pronounce this movie well first of all it's pronounced like "sim-bee-oh-psycho-tax-eh-plasm" and it's so calming to say and say it 50 times really fast I dare you haha jk I mean no I mean yes OK so this is a very bizarre documentary where the director of the film films actors saying their lines in Central Park but he also plays a character himself and then he has other cameramen film him filming the actors and then the cameramen are filmed by other filmers filming them filming their film while being filmed by other filmers film film film film film....confused question mark well good because there is nothing else like movie symbiopsychotaxiplasm symbiopsychotaxiplasm symbiopsychotaxiplasm symbiopsychotaxiplasm symbiopsychotaxiplasm symbiopsychotaxiplasm symbiopsychotaxiplasm symbiopsychotaxiplasm.
TRAILER: https://youtu.be/yn4rJLzv4Jk
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OMG OK like don't ever mess with Al Pacino or Robert De Niro onscreen and off-screen because they are tough and scary but like so charismatic too and in this movie one of them is a thief and the other a cop and they form this weird relationship because the cop knows he will have to take him out sooner or later and the thief is OK with that and it's like a weird tragedy and Val Kilmer and Ashley Judd and Jon Voight and lil' Natalie Portman are also in it and Michael Mann wrote and directed it and it's mainly just a big epic movie about De Niro and his fellow thieves battling it out with the LAPD but it's like such a more realistic crime drama and I know it's long but long is good in this case.
TRAILER: https://youtu.be/14oNcFxiVaQ
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Podcaster Scrow Tim Tatopoulos joins me today for this super bizarre movie which is an alien sci-fi artsy erotic film and Scarlett Johansson plays this sexy alien in human skin who comes to Glasgow in this big car and picks up horny men and then traps them in this liquid where their skin is ripped off their bodies and there's a lot of loud sounds and music and creepy images and it's like a sad movie somehow but also moving in a twisted way and it's also fu**ing weird as f*ck and nightmarish and twisted and there's never been anything like it.
TRAILER: https://youtu.be/J7bAZCOk0Sc
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Luis Buñuel did this movie and it's Spanish and so surreal and bizarre and absurd and weird and there are a bunch of rich people having this dinner party and drinking a lot and some people are fooling around and then they suddenly are literally unable to leave the house and they go nuts and it's like why can't they just leave but the movie never tells you and there's a bear walking around and these sheep and a severed hand with a personality of its own like in The Addams Family and like wtf.
TRAILER: https://youtu.be/ysYG7qaz29c
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