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Happy Monday - itâs time for some more carefully curated nonsense. Luke recounts a bizarre standoff he had in Pret involving a truly odd policy #JusticeforMoore.
We also get into the latest internet controversy swirling around our beloved Pete and blast through plenty of emails - including a listener who writes to us a few minutes before his vasectomy, an update on Norwichâs cultural impact and some breaking news concerning Stubbington Study Centre. Join us!
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Pete's latest predicament: finding appropriate places to urinate. Mainly because he's drinking upwards of nine litres of water a day.
We work out how best to tackle that and dissect the most terrifying brunch experience imaginable. Plus, batteries aplenty and fixing kids' computers in the local neighbourhood.
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Today, Luke and Pete stumble upon a truly baffling real estate listing â a London flat with a full-size swimming pool directly above a Chinese takeaway. What could possibly go wrong? The lads weigh up the pros and cons of living beneath an indoor ocean and debate whether theyâd take the plunge.
Elsewhere, Luke is horrified to learn that Donny refuses to moisturise, while Pete shares his survival guide for dealing with a toddler who has zero respect for bathroom privacy.
Plus, the lads dissect Netflixâs new hit show Adolescence.
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Peteâs gearing up for a deeply inconvenient 5 a.m. Jet2 flight, and Luke isnât holding back on how much of a terrible idea that is. This sends the lads down memory lane as they relive their school trip adventures â leading to Lukeâs tale of a hellish coach trip to Switzerland.
Elsewhere, they weigh in on Teslaâs latest embarrassment, Muskâs ongoing public meltdown, and why some people just donât seem to grasp the consequences of their own actions.
Plus, Pete fully succumbs to AI madness as he uses deepfake technology to prank his mates in the worst possible way.
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Today, we take a deep dive into Switch Bitch â Roald Dahlâs surprisingly adult collection of short stories â while Pete grapples with his confusion, and slight heartbreak, over why Quentin Blake didnât stay loyal to Roald.
Elsewhere, Pete explores the bizarre world of pay-to-shoplift experiences in Japan, sparking a debate on whether fake theft really scratches the same itch. Plus, the lads weigh in on the Angel Boysâ return to social media.
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Today, Peteâs got a confession: years ago, he went to New York for a wedding but ended up battling a truly catastrophic case of constipation. Cue a desperate Walgreens enema purchase, a brutal two-and-a-half-week ordeal, and a story that Luke will not let him forget.
Elsewhere, the lads dive into the misery of kitchen appliance repairs, with Luke recounting an awkward run-in with a deeply grumpy Zanussi repairman. Plus, a discussion on the baffling modern career of Neil Young somehow leads to Pete breaking into songâshould he ditch podcasting for life as a Neil Young impersonator? Let us know!
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Luke wonders if heâs missing out on a lucrative career as a right-wing grifter, while Pete shares his latest YouTube algorithm nightmare â somehow featuring Bill Oddie discussing Jimmy Savile... Elsewhere, Pete reminisces about his childhood pet gerbils and the highly questionable method his dad used to control their ever-growing population.
Plus, the lads revisit Peteâs infamous infant chip bowl helmet invention and debate whether chasing pigeons is a fundamental part of childhood.
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Today, the guys tackle the moral dilemma of a man who saved 2.4 million babies with his blood donations â should he have charged for his life-saving plasma? Speaking of blood, Luke discusses the results of his recent at-home blood test, which, much to his delight, reveals an above-average testosterone level.
Plus, the lads dive into the logistics of In the Night Garden Live after Pete boasts about his recent ticket purchase.
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Today, Luke and Pete are all moustached up, comparing their freshly grown 'tashes to thatched roofs, and somehow spiral into the baffling logistics of maintaining a straw-covered house in 2025. Peteâs convinced todayâs thatchers are just winging it...
Then, the lads take a moment of silence for Skype before Luke gets absolutely ecstatic about the unexpected return of The Beta Band. Who knew heâd be this pumped about experimental psychedelic electronic progressive folk? Well, we did⊠obviously!
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Peteâs growing paranoia about the state of the world has him wondering if itâs time to start prepping with a lifetime supply of beans. Meanwhile, Lukeâs more concerned about his mental decline â is he losing it, or is it just the menopause?
Elsewhere, the lads take a deep dive into the baffling world of cosmetic procedures, from Turkey teeth to Botox, and debate whether they should get involved. Plus, an emailer writes in with an allegory about deep-fried chocolate bars, and Luke is horrified to learn about the state of Peteâs fridge.
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The lads are back, kicking things off with the internet fallout they got from the horrific childhood story Pete told last week â turns out, Luke got all the messages while Pete somehow dodged the interrogation. Meanwhile, an entirely different horror emerges: the concept of a piss drawer. Could Pete introduce one into his household? Luke has⊠concerns.
Elsewhere, Pete reports back from a trip to Kosovo, navigating local delicacies and questionable Airbnb etiquette. Meanwhile, Luke ponders whether decorators secretly judge your wallpaper choices before the lads attempt to decode the bizarre world of fat jabs.
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Luke encounters a mystery vandal targeting Lime bikes with an unusual weaponâvomit. Was it a protest? A bizarre art installation? Or just someone having a really bad night? The investigation begins.
Elsewhere, the lads revisit the ridiculousness of pubs shutting down over noise complaints, Pete gets roasted for his chaotic outfit choices, and they discuss the bizarre social media presence of Gordon Kindnessâa man whose life appears to revolve around Greggs, diarrhoea updates, and questionable food choices.
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The lads kick things off with the great Nepo Baby debateâwhere does nepotism actually end, and is being the niece of Gruffalo author Julia Donaldson enough to count? This, naturally, leads to an important clarification: Pete is not related to Mr. Beast or any other famous Donaldsons.
But today's real highlight? A listener email about a truly unexpected photo mix-up involving a leaky balcony repair request⊠and a very intimate surprise.
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Pete kicks things off with a deeply unsettling childhood memoryâletâs just say it involves his dad, a used condom, and an innocent misunderstanding that still haunts him to this day. Luke, naturally, has many questionsâŠ
Elsewhere, the lads tackle the great working-class dad salt obsession, and Pete recounts his trip to Hartlepool, where he received rockstar treatment at a retirement home just for bringing his baby. Then, before they go, they circle back to the infamous Bitcoin tip sagaâbecause, apparently, the guy who lost millions in a landfill still isnât ready to let it go.
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The lads dive into the absurdity of modern reality TV, breaking down the viral Temptation Island moment where one man, Montoya, processes betrayal through a mix of heartbreak and deeply unnecessary cardio. Luke and Pete marvel at the sheer spectacle but canât help but wonderâwhat have we done to ourselves as a society?
Beyond that, they find time to dissect the Super Bowl halftime show, and a listener offers to send Pete a DIY fuzz pedal kitâwhich heâs already scheming to use for harmonised loops of the word âpiss.â What could possibly go wrong?
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The lads kick off with their favourite internet cesspitâNextdoorâwhere NIMBYs reign supreme, complaining about everything from faint giggles to morally questionable pub patrons. This sets Luke off on a raging rant about a recent article exposing how noise complaints are slowly strangling Londonâs nightlife.
And just when you think theyâve had enough internet for one day, they dive headfirst into the wild world of online conspiracy theorists and have no choice but to marvel at their sheer lunacyâbecause apparently, the madness knows no bounds.
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Luke reimagines Glastonbury, wondering why theyâve never done a live show thereâuntil the conversation spirals into a full-blown business plan for a festival burger van. Speaking of food, Pete shares the tale of a very moist ostrich fillet he unearthed from the depths of his fridge, before revealing his wild lunchâtrust us, youâll never guess what he ate!
Plus, of course, the lads canât resist taking a swing at yet more Trump absurdity...
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The lads kick things off with a deep dive into the world of shameless grifters, debating why right-wing outrage merchants always seem to dominate online algorithms. Is Andrew Tate just projecting? And why is Ben Shapiro so obsessed with Barbie?
Plus, Pete recounts his bizarre late-night encounter in a Soho public toilet⊠because, letâs be honest, itâs always Pete that finds himself in these situations, isnât it?
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Should the lads start wearing makeup? Luke thinks he always looks sickly on camera, while Pete suggests a few injections might do the trick. If that fails, heâs considering tattooing his hairline instead.
Elsewhere, Pete lays out his very specific travel MO: dawdling, dinner, andâmost importantlyâan ungodly hotel bathroom session upon arrival. Then, Luke adits he's surprised Pete's never late, but when he is, it's because heâs had a full-blown menty-b. Speaking of which, Luke nearly had one himself after losing his 20-year-old wallet for the first time in his life.
And if that wasnât enough, Pete geeks out over transacoustic guitars, and the lads debate whether Luke could pull off a moustache...Spoiler: heâs not convinced.
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The lads dive into Trumpâs latest inauguration, debating whether keeping it indoors was a strategic move to dodge an embarrassingly small crowd, while applauding Michelle Obama for swerving the whole thing entirely and setting a new standard in #NotMyProblem energy. Then, they lay out their own presidential plansâstarting with an executive order to ban raspberry yoghurts nationwide.
Elsewhere, Peteâs voice machine impression of Lukeâs child leaves Luke thoroughly creeped out, thereâs another mad documentary recommendation, and after a woodworm fiasco, Peteâs officially done with the whole âowning a houseâ thing.
Plus, a cautionary tale about why you should never wear a beret in Glasgow...
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