A Bookworm and Movie-Buff explains the plot of books and films to an impatient Non-Reader and distracted Movie Watcher who’d much rather read plot summaries on Wikipedia.
If you skip through movies, refuse committing hours to a book series, and go straight to the summary, we've got Only Spoilers for you!
“You haven’t seen that movie?” “You haven’t read that book?” Listen to us and you can say “No, I haven’t but I know all about it!”