Afleveringen
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Tim raves about his favorite microchip that determines the fate of this very podcast. Livvy accidentally tortures a man whilst trying to fix his hiccups. The gang has a good laugh about fake laughs and reviews sneezing safety. Fake Mother Teresa calls in and professes her Hodunk-ship. Plus, Luke turns up the heat at senior center volleyball!
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One episode to rule them all! In this jam packed THP, friend of the gang Bridget Van Means with Thrive St. Louis Women's Healthcare (thrivestlouis.org) joins the show to talk all things from marketing to kangaroos, we hear from prolific singer-songwriter, Randy Stonehill, and, another call-in from the Hawkin’s dear friend, Dr. Fauci, who gives us the new and improved 7 step vaccine process (find the nearest small cliff next to your home for the last one). Plus, another edition of Jackson Rants that you won’t want to miss, in which he sets the record straight on a certain “mythical” creature.
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Zijn er afleveringen die ontbreken?
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Tim introduces the Department of KOC - Karens on Call. Luke deals with an e-commerce menace and Tim tries out some new material before the gang kicks the faucet off (you had to be there). Livvy performs a soul-altering guitar solo without a guitar and yet another family is ripped apart by debates over the 2009 classic, Avatar. Plus, a sincere nod of remembrance and gratitude to comedy icon, Norm MacDonald. Thank God for Norm!
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Step aside Luke and Livy, Spencer (the elder Hawkins child) and his wife, Keegan, take main stage this week! A trip down memory lane filled with Schoolhouse Rock and questionable child hip hop. Keegan proves her first grade teacher wrong and the gang cooks up a grueling new-parent crash course.
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Tim’s oldest son, Spencer, joins the gang this week! (He was a little nervous but did great) Everyone takes a deep breath, courtesy of Wim Hoff, and Tim admits to his pro-am air guitar days. Livy eats a whole sleeve of cookies and Luke’s words fall upon deaf friend ears.
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The gang is joined by friend and prolific songwriter/playwright, Chelsea Perry, who (just to brag) has now written 16 musicals! They chat about taking care of yourself during creative endeavors and the mystery of the proverbial dangling carrot. Tim says no to Broadway and yes to cameo. Emotional music ensues. Livvy cries the show out. The end.
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A chronicle of terrible waitresses and a near hypothermic experience in...Florida? The gang decides youtube is the greatest teacher and Tim admits his excessive empathy for inanimate M&M objects. Luke steals Livy’s charger, but all in good fun, and the young couple finally graduates from spoken word to full blown rap!
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Pastor David Crank joins the gang this week for a quick chat about his authentic approach to preaching, the mental effects of the Covid lockdowns, and most importantly, his go-to karaoke song! Livy shares the story of her pet sitting animal murderer friend, and Tim asks David for some financial advice (buy the Empire State Building).
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Tim shares a traumatic car trip explosion from his childhood involving a snack sack. The gang decides if you have a garage fridge with ONLY drinks, you're rich, and they desperately try to crack post-holiday depression. Livy joins Captain Bezos in space. Also, did anybody order any zerubbabel bulbs?
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A painful compilation of worship fails that might not make God proud. A new potential Hawkins gang country album? Unless Livvy and Luke steal the show with a non-conforming husband & wife duet. Please pay Tim for a cameo, but don’t worry, he is still pure! Plus, a mysterious case of a missing wedding band (no, not a cover band).
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This week, the long awaited return of Jackson Rants! The gang gives their take on college sports and marvels at Luke’s budding fan base. Oh, and Tim gets a visit from the mafia (please don’t ever ask him about his business).
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This week, Tim and the gang chat about what they would each do in a purge, which horror movies were simply too much to handle, and they ask the dire question...who pooped in this room? They take a stab at making the term “nursing home” sound less depressing and Luke basks in his poll-approved victory of last week’s superhero debate.
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This week, Tim and the gang are joined by prolific radio host, political commentator, and friend, Stacy Washington, as they discuss hot-button issues like social media censorship, the wonders of British accents, and their favorite phone apps. Plus, Stacy explains why some Tik Tok babies just can’t make the cut for her! (Spoiler: they get bigger)
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This week, Tim and the gang talk about the recent exploding number of milk genres, the joys of waking up at 3:30 AM for family road trips, and they have a big ol’ chuckle at some of the internet’s greatest national anthem fails. Plus, another round of Luke-Warm Debates, this time centered around the questionable status of a certain x-man, man. Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling.
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This week, Tim and the gang address Tim’s new haircare routine, celebrity look-alikes, the many victims of alopecia, and Livy does a nearly flawless impression of a certain former governor of California. More listener questions and the return of Jackson Rants! This time, nobody with the last name Paul is safe (but...two brothers in particular).
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This week, Tim and the gang take on the “birds aren’t real” phenomenon, discuss the science of fruits versus vegetables, and share stories of unusual roadkill. Luke explains the unexpected origin story of pirates, and why they might not all just be the swashbuckling villains we see on the big screen! And finally, the gang sobers up for a more serious discussion about career and financial struggles, with Tim sharing his thoughts on how “making it” in comedy has drastically changed in the course of his life.
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This week, Tim and the gang rave about their new favorite Icelandic band, listen to Eurovision and explain how it could be the trick to getting you out of a Spotify rut, and Tim’s 15 year old son, Jackson, makes his first ever appearance on the show to deliver an epic footwear rant. The heavy-hitting listener questions are finally answered, Livy’s slam poetry career continues (this time with a bongo beat), and, a special guest call-in from the one and only Crappaw!
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This week, Tim and the gang chat about things the old folks say, why humans feel compelled to speak to dogs/babies so much, and the current state of Tik Tok and why it's such a huge, fun, confusing mess. They listen to some questionable slam poetry, and Livvy and Luke are brave enough to share some of their own! Guest call-in from Tim’s old friend and Swedish hard rocker, Ulf Nerfgun, who talks life on the road (literally) and the exclusive Scandinavian love languages.
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This week, Tim and the gang delve into the supernatural to talk ghosts and such. They discuss fitness and when mirrors are actually needed at the gym (Luke is a mirror guy). Everyone seems to question the artistic sincerity of Swedish DJ’s and their ever elusive beat drops. And, a special guest call-in from Covid-19 himself! He misses raves the most and admits that Moderna is the toughest nut to crack.
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This week, Tim and the gang are joined by his arguably more famous mother, Nelda, as they discuss selling family heirlooms and create a step-by-step guide to fix modern worship music. Jordan Peterson tells you why Communism failed and why you need to wash the bloody fork! Luke uses pop-quiz videos to bolster his ego and Tim evokes the spirit of Elvis in the king's famous final moments on the can.
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