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First off, if you havent seen this movie we highly recommend finding it (its on youtube) and watching it before pushing play on this episode of Refund Theater. Now that thats out of the way welcome to the latest and greatest crappy movie we are serving up on a platter to you dear listener. At first we thought this was just a badly made Twilight ripoff but we were shocked to find a brilliant movie underneath! A movie of lies and deceipt! Of old debts coming due! A vampire movie that possibly doesnt even have a vampire in it! Guys, we proudly bring to your attention THE LAST VAMPIRE ON EARTH!!!
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As the guys yammered on about perverted robots last week they all realized they had recently seen this recent horror hit and well, as you would guess if youve seen it a rather serious conversation began. In fact this is probably the most serious this show gets, meaning we were seroius for at least 1/4 of this episode! And while two of us thought this movie hung the moon one of us was not a fan. Hear which one on this special episode! Its HEREDITARY!!!
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Oh the torture. Our friend(?) Justin Peel has once again opened his BadMotherF**ker wallet and ponied up for a heaping helping of Jacob, Ben, and Dustys vomit. Any of us who had seen this film knew better than to ever go back willingly, but thanks to listeners like Justin old wounds may never heal. Michael Bay obiously spent $90,000,000 dollars of this movies budget on cocaine and lube. We apologize if during the episode we end up being more interested in Jacobs dogs than talking about this eyesore. So get ready for a movie that actually has the balls to make a robot scrotum joke. A movie where people dont act like people, they act like robots. And robots that want to be human so bad they took over our world with their stupid war. Gah! And its so long! Its TRANSFORMERS REVENGE OF THE FALLEN!!!
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Oh man guys, weve been talking about this one for a long time and here it is. This episode is a special case. Not only did this movie change the lives of our hosts Ben and Jacob by solidifying their friendship, but it also led them to form the most disgusting gang their hometown has ever or will ever see.....wait for it........... The CrowZ. We spend the first forty minutes going through the timeline of our formative years then dive head first into this still amazing film. But we dont stop there, then we discuss every one of the horrible sequels and the TV series before wrapping it up with some truth or dare nonsense. Its all here folks, and its all raw. Its THE CROW!!!
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Welcome back everyone! Todays lesson is simple, if you want to kickstart a franchise of Universal Monsters do it right or dont do it at all. This has been proven time and time again but for some reason Hollywood cant find a competent group of filmmakers to accomplish this task. Take todays movie for example, all of the elements in place to make a fun ride through Transylvania. Instead we get a movie so boring we couldnt even pay attention to it. But we were able to scrape together a few thoughts for you fair listeners. Do you love us yet? Its VAN HELSING!!!
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Hey silly ass! Yeah you liver lips im talking to you! Why dont you pull your earbuds out of your fruity ass and stick em right in your ears for this special episode of Refund Theater. We go deep on this one, as it touches us innappropriately in our teenage memory banks. This movie made us remember we were quite the Jerkys ourselves! Also included in this fantastic episode is an exclusive interview with Page Hamilton from Helmet about his friendship with Ozzy and almost being blinded by this crazy ass production! The laughs never end! Oh and we eat some chips, and you have to hear it. Part of the Jerky charm. So pick up your landline and get ready to *69 some clowns, its THE JERKY BOYS THE MOVIE!!!
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Another Marvel movie, another podcast. Dusty and Jacob tackle the real stuff. Is this Marvel movie good? Well, it is a Marvel movie so most likely yeah. so we just drank beer and talked about anything that came to mind. Hope you dont mind, its ANT-MAN AND THE WASP!!!
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There are some movies we refuse to do without monetary compensation, this was at the top of that list! Longtime listener Justin Peel has donated at the top level to get us to do the unthinkable... watch this movie. This was a real gut-punch to a series that was really just hitting a stride and also the beginning of a downward slide for the franchise altogether. We cover the real dirt and uncover hollywoods sickest mysteries in this very special episode. Join Jacob, Ben, Dusty, and our special guest Juice Kirts as we try to stay on topic, its hard when youre talking about X-MEN THE LAST STAND!!!
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We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to bring you this emergency episode of Refund Theater! Thinking of seeing this movie this weekend? Well Jacob has seen it and just had to get on the podcast horn to warn you all to save your hard earned money/time! This movie is a travesty the likes of which havent been seen in quite some time and our fearless host was shooting steam out of his ears as the huge audience around him applauded. Dont belive us? Go see it, and then come back or just go ahead and push play on this episode to spare you the heartbreak. The kingdom truly has fallen. Its JURASSIC WORLD FALLEN KINGDOM!!!
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As our boys Jacob, Ben, and Dusty slumbered between episodes they were awoken by a sound. The sound of detuned electric guitars and angst ridden screaming rose them from their rest. They went outside and yelled at their neighbor for being such a Nu Metal jerk then proceeded to agree that this experience reminded them of something. Something from the past..... something ancient....... something from the year 2002. A film that amazingly got a theatrical release on the coattails of a tragedy. A sequel to a very well made vampire tale that deserved better than this. We deserve better than this.... this.... is..... QUEEN OF THE DAMNED!!!
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Uh oh! Jacob and Dusty went with open arms to see a fine action romp, and while Dusty had a good time Jacob came out furious! Get ready as he tells you over and over what is wrong with every little detail of this prequel. Get ready for adventure, not too much excitement, and you might even find out how Han got the name SOLO!!!
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Well whether they liked it or not the boys took a trip back to Burkittsville to look for the long dead star of the first film. You see its her brother that thinks she's alive for some reason so he grabs his multiple best friends and a million dollars worth of A/V gear to check it out! We relive the terror as these kids are slooooooowly swept into madness. You may not be able to open your eyes, but pop some earbuds in those ears and learn how to survive the BLAIR WITCH!!!
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We made it. It is here. He is here. He meaning Thanos. Its been a long time coming and now the 19th Marvel movie is the biggest smash of all time. Expectations were high and met for most, including our very own disney cynic Ben! Dusty and Jacob dragged him to the local cinmea to face the hordes of disruptive children head on! And face them he did, but did he enjoy himself? Find out on this very special episode, its AVENGERS INFINITY WAR!!!
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After Dusty mentioned that we should watch every Marvel movie again Jacob grabbed his wife Ashley and did just that. 18 movies later we rested, then we reconvened for a lengthy conversation about all things Marvel in anticipation of Avengers Infinity War. This series has a lot of ups and not many downs, especially when watched in sequence so we had a lot to talk about. Enjoy this very special episode as we gossip about the MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE!!!
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Another Friday the 13th has come so that means the show must go on. Ben wasnt able to join us for this one so Jacob picked one he thought Dusty might actually get into. Telekinesis, campers, tent spikes, whats not to love!? So join us as we discuss a beloved or not so beloved entry in a beloved or not so beloved franchise! Its FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 7 THE NEW BLOOD!!!
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In this mini episode our fearless friend Randall from Dont Wake The Kids podcast has used his sleuthing skills to track down the star of Neil Breens Pass Thru. This is a very revealing insight into someone who has worked and sweated with Breen in all of his reptilian glory.
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Well guys here it is. Weve been threatening to do another Neil Breen "film" for a while now and Randall from the DWTK podcast and his friend Tracy have made it happen. We thought Fateful Findings was a mess but a charming one, this "film" takes a step back into pure insane ineptitude. This is not even a movie, this is the inner workings of an insane mind hellbent on the destruction of the human race. We thought Breen was a Tommy Wissaeu type of charming the last time but we now know this is a dangerous man capable of creating what perhaps the most perplexing home movie of all time. So get ready to go down the path of madness with us as we dive headfirst back into the mind of Neil Breen and hope to come out clean on the other side of PASS THRU!!!
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Well hello again! Welcome back! What? Last weeks depraved crappy movie didnt chase you away? Well good because have we got a treat for you. If you enjoyed our Samurai Cop episode this turns out to be by the same director! What does that mean?! Well it means smut, thats what it means. This film is pure smut. So watch it! Then get your earbuds on and hear us joke about all of the terrible smut you just witnessed. Its KILLING AMERICAN STYLE!!!
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Well guys we hate to sound like a Staind song but its been a while since weve done a movie of this caliber. Also known as Road To Revenge this film finds us once again talking about a rich "auteur" that wants to make a movie where he is the hero. Trouble is, like so many times before they dont quite know how movies are made. And we reap all the benefits! This one is hilarious, do your best to track it down but if you cant just push play and hear us explain to you how to properly GETEVEN!!!
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After Jacob became fascinated by the first 15 minutes of this 10th entry in a franchise that should have died in the nineties he lit the Refund signal and the guys reluctanly came. But what they were met with was a movie that demands we take it seriously, so much so that Ben almost died in the first fifteen minutes of this podcast. After Ben survived the other side we pushed play commentary style so you can watch the movie with us! So grab a copy and get ready to get audited, assessed, then judged with HELLRAISER JUDGEMENT!!!
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