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Now Presenting: Basic Instinct (Smallville Edition)
All because Tess doesn't know what she's doing, a queen named Maxima shows up to Metropolis looking for a Kryptonian husband. No mortal man can survive her kiss, so Clark has to take one for the team on this one. Jimmy finds Chloe's love letter to Clark from season two episode "Fever" (she so did it on purpose). Lois shows her first sign of jealousy after seeing Clark with another woman.
Charlotte Sullivan (Rookie Blue, Chicago Fire) special guest stars as, DC Comics original character, Maxima.
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R.I.P. Megan - The best friend nobody wanted.
What's a good superhero show without a SUPER retcon? Oliver is back in town and gets poisoned by someone from his past. Chloe uses her new Brainiac skills, and her E.R. Lover Davis, to track down an antidote. Clark finds out that Tess and Oliver know each other from their Jungle Freak-Off days, and is the only one that knows of this rare poison. Meanwhile, Lois becomes toxic herself while giving Oliver sponge baths as he's dying. Also, WHERE'S JIMMY?!
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Zijn er afleveringen die ontbreken?
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What happens when a street rat blows up a bus?
It's Clark's first day at the Daily Planet and he manages to save the new boss, Tess Mercer, after a bus explodes in the city. Lois starts showing Clark the ropes in a very adorable way. Chloe begins a new paramedic love affair while also taking in a random girl named Bette who just so happens to be a meteor freak.
Jessica Parker Kennedy (Black Sails, The Flash) special guest stars as DC Comics original character Bette San Souci, a.k.a. Plastique.
Sam Witwer (Star Wars: The Clone Wars) makes his debut as season eight's new character Davis Bloome.
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This is dedicated to Texas, Louisiana swamps and Mother Russia!
It's been four long weeks since the collapse of Clark's fortress. Here's what's happening: Clark has been slanging black market seafood in a Russian work camp. Oliver, AC and Dinah fight to reunite with their Boy Scout. Chloe has new powers and is loving it. Lois is now ten times hotter. LuthorCorp's new CEO arrives and has red hair...coincidence? Not likely.
Cassidy Freeman (The Righteous Gemstones, Longmire) makes her Smallville debut as new series regular Tess Mercer.
Justin Hartley, Alan Ritchson and Alaina Huffman all make their return as DC Comics original characters Green Arrow (Oliver Queen), Aquaman (Arthur Curry) and Black Canary (Dinah Lance), respectively.
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The Film Review Nobody Wanted/The Real Reason Lana Left
It's a new year, so we had to shake things up a bit. Join us in our first viewing of the unforgettable, 3% certified fresh, Street Fighter movie from '09. The most legendary of useless characters all-around and we get to prove how this story is canon to Lana's character arc. HIGHLY RECOMMEND* to watch the movie before listening to us give it the best review it'll ever receive.
#It'sALanavilleSummerInBangkokAfterAll
(P.S. - please excuse the audio issues during the intro)
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Another season, another award show... MERRY CHRISTMAS!
The Two Nerdy Idiots have brought back everyone's favorite tradition: the end-of-the-season award show! We've returned with plenty of nominations from ourselves, but also the fans. Thank you once again for participating and making this show one of the best things we look forward to doing. Cheers to our original fans, but also the newcomers! Hope you enjoy the show and wonderful categories...hehe.
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#MostDisappointingSeasonFinale
Long story short:
Kara is Brainiac (doesn't make sense). Clark isn't doing anything to stop Lex from finding out how to control him. Chloe hates Kara lowkey. Jimmy gets way too much screen time. Lois is drinking while on the clock. The power of Cyrus defeats Brainiac. Lex finally finds out Clark's secret (it's a 5-minute scene).
James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer) returns again as DC Comics original character Brainiac.
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The secret lies with Charlotte...
After a weird "assassination" attempt on Lex leaves him scarred with strange symbols, Clark and Chloe decipher the code and are led to a church by the last surviving member of Veritas... EDWARD TEAGUE! But things don't go as planned and now Clark must race to find the secret Kryptonian information before Lex and his new Antiques Roadshow assistant.
Robert Picardo (Star Trek: Voyager) special guest stars as Edward Teague.
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Smallville Presents: A Krypton Carol
Clark comes to the crazy conclusion that Earth, and everyone he loves, would be better off if he never existed. Jor-El overhears his stupidity and puts him in a simulation of a world that never had Clark. The Kents have a human son, Lana is married to a French Pete Ross, Chloe doesn't matter, Jimmy is Jimmy and Lois is somehow even hotter for Clark. What could go wrong? Oh, Lex Luthor is President of the United States and wants to nuke the entire world.
James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer) returns again as DC Comics original character Brainiac.
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The name is Olsen...James Olsen.
Chloe's secret hacking skills have finally caught up to her when Jimmy gets blackmailed by the feds in order to spy on Chloe to see what other "terrorist" acts she plans to commit. Meanwhile, all Chloe is trying to do is find Kara and Brainiac because Clark only wants to fix Lana instead of stopping Lex from getting the secret Veritas box in Zurich.
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The Death of Lionel Luthor
A murderer, a horrible step-papa, even worst father and a billionaire. He will be missed.
Time to play the Who's Dumber? game! Lex murders his father for not giving him the second Veritas key. Lionel hid the key with Chloe, so Lex fires her and easily takes it. Jimmy got a picture proving Lionel's murder and sends out the info in a text message. Lois tries to help, gets shot then thrown into a freezer with Jimmy. Clark doesn't care about any of this and only wants to fix Lana because he's tired of looking at her.
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Today's Top Word: V E R I T A S
Lex is somehow gaining back memories after a bullet in the head from 3 episodes ago. What are the memories about? VERITAS. Brainiac is back and wants Kara to "save Krypton". Probably a lie, but HELL YEAH! VERITAS! Lois and Jimmy Team-Up #2 to take down Lionel for crimes linked to...VERITAS. Clark chooses Lana over trying to save Kara...Veritas?
James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer) makes his return as DC Comics original character Brainiac.
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Veritas: The Ultimate Retcon
Lionel hires a former 33.1 employee to take Clark hostage and thrown into a kryptonite cage. Why? The daughter of the late Virgil Swann, Patricia, arrives to blackmail Lionel in order to return "the traveler" to Veritas, which is the secret, elite astronomy club that included the Luthors, Teagues, Queens and Swanns. While Luthor and Patricia battle it out, OG Lana and Chloe team-up to restore Kara's memories and powers in order to save Clark.
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Return of The Boss: A Smallville Tale
The one and only Pete "The Boss" Ross makes his return as the hero who saved Amnesia Kara with his new stretching powers...from Kryptonite gum. After seeing how Clark has somehow made his life worse than before, Pete decides to get rid of the Luthors once and for all. Meanwhile, a web of lies continues to spread between Clark, Lionel, Kara and Lex.
Sam Jones III (Blue Mountain State, Glory Road) makes a special guest return, and final appearance, as DC Comics original character Pete Ross.
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Smallville Presents: Clark Kent's MINDFREAK
Kara, now a waitress called Linda (#amnesia), gets located by Lex with Lois right behind him. After Lex offers her memory treatment, Bus Boy Finley takes Kara and Lois hostage and gives Lex a coma headshot. Since nobody else knows Kara's location, Clark decides to invade Lex's mind with the help of Lionel, Lana and Chloe. But what does Clark find inside? Lex's worst nightmare: a terrifying, little, pale, ginger boy by the name of Alexander.
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The Battle of the Cry Babies!
A new blonde woman with the power of a sonic scream makes her appearance as Lex's new hire. After she stops Chloe and Oliver from stealing Lex's info, Clark starts crying about Chloe being put in danger. Lana then starts crying because she misses Bizarro and hates Clark. Lex cries because Green Arrow is back in town. Lois cries because Oliver IS Green Arrow. And Lionel is crying because he lost his son with hair...again. With all that being said, who else misses Jimmy? We know Kara doesn't (hehe, amnesia)!
Alaina Huffman (Supernatural, Riverdale) makes her first special guest appearance as DC Comics original character Dinah Lance, a.k.a. Black Canary.
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Step aside Clana fans, it's time for Bizana.
#TrueLove
Weeks have passed and Lana couldn't be more in love with Fake Clark, a.k.a. Bizarro. Bizarro plots to destroy Clark while he's still frozen, but needs the help of Brainiac. Luckily, Lana, the Homeless Queen, knows just where to find him! When Clark is released from Jor-El, Brainiac manipulates him in order to find his creator, Dax-Ur, while also revealing the way to defeat Bizarro. Meanwhile, the Luthors' family drama is turned up a notch when Grant Grabiel returns to reveal how much of a better son he could be to Lionel than compared to Lex.
James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer) makes his return as DC Comics original character Brainiac.
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'Tis the Season to Put a Bomb on Chloe!
Smallville's second Christmas episode is here and it's quite...explosive.
At the Daily Planet office Lois stupidly answers a call from a phone that's not hers and what does she get? A bomb threat against Chloe from a man named Adrian who wants to expose Lex's illegal cloning experiments. Meanwhile, Chloe and Jimmy get stuck in an elevator together after their break-up. On top of all that, Clark is now super down to become a terrorist with Lana and wants to take Lex down...together (ew).
For the fans out there, here's that unbelievable Jessica Simpson Christmas song.
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Clark gives in to the power of Kara's blue crystal and brings it to the fortress. After activating the crystal, Clark's biological mother, Lara, is back in the flesh. What's the catch? Well, she's not technically real and Clark also now has to deal with a copy of Kara's father, the perverted Uncle Zor-El. Clark is sabotaged with blue kryptonite, Lara looks at Lana once and calls her evil, and Chloe catches Lois taking Grant over his desk at the Daily Planet.
Helen Slater (Supergirl, The Lying Game) makes her return as DC Comics original character Lara-El, Clark's Kryptonian mother.
Christopher Heyerdahl (Hell on Wheels, Peacemaker) makes his return as DC Comics original character Zor-El, Clark's Kryptonian uncle.Don't forget to leave those five stars!
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Lanaville's Journal: November 8th, 2007. Tonight, an insane woman becomes superhuman and cheats on her "boyfriend" by making out with her ex-husband.
After another freak accident with Kryptonite and lightning ("Leech" iykyk), Lana is transferred Clark's powers. Lana then goes on an evil escapade in order to expose Lex's past and his secrets to the entire world. Clark, who still has his powers, tries everything possible in order to get her back to normal. Lois and Grant's "professional" relationship goes up a notch. Lex's team of scientists discover something new. Chloe shows how she's the number one best friend and ride-or-die.
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