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The Jets put on a clinic and the Stars flatlined in Game 2. Ryan and James recap a frustrating 4–0 loss in Winnipeg where Connor Hellebuyck returned to elite form and the Dallas offense vanished. They break down the lack of depth scoring, undisciplined penalties, and whether it's time to worry about Jamie Benn’s declining play. Is the Stars’ goaltending advantage slipping? Why hasn’t anyone scored outside of Rantanen and Johnston? Can Robertson keep trending upward? The brothers don’t hold back in this postgame therapy session—and they’re looking ahead to Game 3 in Dallas with cautious hope. Plus, a quick shoutout to the moms for Mother's Day.
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Join Ryan, Chris, and James for a landmark episode as legendary Stars broadcaster Ralph Strangis joins the pod following Dallas’ Game 1 victory over Winnipeg. We unpack Mikko Rantanen’s jaw-dropping playoff run, Jake Oettinger’s clutch performance, and the quiet decline of Jamie Benn’s role. Ralph brings two decades of broadcast experience, hot takes on internal locker room politics, behind-the-scenes stories from calling six of the longest NHL games ever, and why the second round might be the NHL’s biggest broadcast mess. Plus, it’s our classic "Biggest Winner/Biggest Loser" segment—don’t miss it.
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Game 7 win secured!
In this episode, the Starcastic crew recaps the Dallas Stars’ wild seven-game series win over the Colorado Avalanche. We break down key moments — from Rantanen’s redemption arc to Johnston’s clutch gene and Oettinger’s Game 7 poise.Then we turn the page to Round 2 against the Winnipeg Jets. With Hellebuyck struggling and the Stars possibly getting Miro and Robo back, is this Dallas’ chance to strike fast?
Topics include:
Why the Avs lost (spoiler: power play)
Dallas’ depth and defense stepping up
Oettinger vs Hellebuyck: USA goalie duel
Key injuries and roster questions
Our full series predictions
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Game 7 glory! The Dallas Stars knock out the Colorado Avalanche 4–2, with Mikko Rantanen posting a hat trick against his former team in a jaw-dropping performance.
In this emotionally charged recap, we break down one of the most iconic games in recent Stars history. From Rantanen's revenge arc to Wyatt Johnston’s clutch dagger, it was a night of heroes.We also dive into:
What this win means for the franchise
The power play surge and penalty kill excellence
Cody Ceci, Alexander Petrovic, and all Dallas' defense stepping up big
Oettinger’s shaky start but stone-cold finish
Why Colorado’s front office is the real biggest loser
One series down. Three to go. Let’s ride.
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Game 6 was absolute madness—and not in a good way. The Dallas Stars fell 7–4 in the most chaotic playoff game we’ve seen in years.
Ryan, Chris, and James try to make sense of a game that made no sense: own goals, fluky bounces, dominant top-line play, and Otter doing everything he could to steal the win.
We talk:
• Why the Stars’ depth disappeared at the worst time
• How Duchene’s invisibility act continues
• Rantanen and Hintz turning into superhumans
• And why Game 7 will define this teamAll of that, plus: the Biggest Winner and Biggest Loser of the night (yes, Sam Steel... we see you).
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Game 6 is here, and the Stars are one win away from advancing—but the big mystery remains: Is Miro Heiskanen coming back, or is his injury worse than we thought? Ryan, Chris, and James break down all things Stars-Avalanche, including:
– The surprising play of Dallas’ blue line
– Jake Oettinger’s villain energy and playoff form
– Avalanche chemistry problems (MacKinnon barking, Makar quiet, depth disappearing)
– Who’s actually showing up for the Stars? (Wyatt Johnston vs. Duchene, anyone?)Plus, the guys take a trip around the NHL:
– Are the Leafs actually about to blow a 3–0 lead?
– Panthers take Tampa to the woodshed
– Connor Hellebuyck: elite at home, haunted on the road
– The Wild suddenly don’t look that wild after allWho’s trending, who’s unraveling, and who’s got that clutch gene?
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Game 5 was a statement. The Dallas Stars dismantled the Colorado Avalanche 6–2 in their best performance of the series so far. Wyatt Johnston opened the scoring nine seconds in, Jake Oettinger stole the first period, and Mikko Rantanen and Roope Hintz finally broke through.
In this episode, Ryan, Chris, and James react to:
Johnston’s two-goal breakout and captain-level leadership
Oettinger’s clutch performance under pressure
The shutdown defensive effort (and a surprising nod to Petrovic)
Why Cale Makar and the Avs’ top pairing might be in their heads
A brutally honest take on the refs and special teams
Plus: Who’s the biggest winner and biggest loser of the night? And should Blackwood or Wedgewood start Game 6?
This is one of the most complete games we’ve seen from Dallas all postseason—and it might have just shifted the entire series.
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The Dallas Stars fall flat in Game 4, getting shut out 4-0 by the Colorado Avalanche to even the series at 2-2.
Ryan and Chris deliver a full breakdown, including why the Stars' offense never showed up, how Jake Oettinger kept them alive longer than they deserved, and the defensive cracks that finally caught up to Dallas.
Plus:
Why the top six forwards are the biggest disappointment
Should Miro Heiskanen have played Game 4?
Is the Stars' defense running out of gas?
Must-win mentality heading into Game 5 at home
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In true playoff fashion, Tyler Seguin scores before his bedtime, and Esa Lindell delivers an all-time clutch block in OT. The Dallas Stars now lead the series 2–1 — and they did it in dramatic, chaotic, and very Starcastic fashion.
Inside the episode:
Why Seguin’s goal was vintage and vital
Lindell’s monster penalty kill performance
Ottinger vs Blackwood: The sequel
More ref rage: the pick play, soft calls, and why no one’s happy
Mason Marchment’s penalty + redemption arc
Landeskog returns... and the Stars ruin the party
Miro Watch: Could #4 return in Game 4?
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For the first time in two and a half weeks… GG boyiz.
The Dallas Stars finally get back in the win column, tying the series 1-1 with a dramatic OT victory over the Avalanche—and it’s Colin Blackwell of all people who gets the game-winner. Ryan, Chris, and James dive into a momentum-shifting Game 2 that brought:
Physicality from unexpected places
Smart coaching decisions (yes, really)
Oettinger standing tall when it mattered most
A fourth line that might’ve just become the first line
And a full AAC that nearly broke the sound barrier
This one had it all—nerves, chaos, late-night caffeine, and one massive sigh of relief from Stars fans everywhere. Let's talk about how the Stars adjusted, what still needs work, and how this series just got real.
Listen. Laugh. Exhale. Game 2 is in the books.
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The Dallas Stars dropped Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs in frustrating fashion, falling 5–1 to the Colorado Avalanche. But if you’re doomscrolling through the box score, don’t panic just yet. Ryan and Chris are here to break down why this game looked more like a turning point than a total collapse. From MacKenzie Blackwood’s unexpected playoff debut heroics to the Stars finally flipping the proverbial switch, there’s plenty to unpack—good, bad, and goalie’d.
We dive into:
Why the score doesn’t tell the whole story
Dallas’ resurgence in energy, structure, and physicality
Goaltending matchup: Blackwood vs. Oettinger
Key mistakes, missed chances, and special teams impact
The “hope meter” and what’s needed in Game 2
Plus, our Biggest Winner / Biggest Loser segment returns with some pointed takes.
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It’s official—the Dallas Stars are opening the 2025 Stanley Cup Playoffs with a first-round clash against the Colorado Avalanche on Saturday at 7:30 pm… fresh off a confidence-shattering seven-game winless streak. But hey—hope springs eternal (or irrationally), and it’s time to preview this matchup like our sanity depends on it.
This episode is your complete, unfiltered Stars vs. Avs Round 1 series preview, packed with in-depth analysis, overreactions, and cautious optimism:
🔍 Matchup Breakdown
How do the Stars’ forward lines stack up against Colorado’s newly assembled depth?
Does Jake Oettinger have a prayer against MacKinnon & Co.?
Can Dallas survive without Miro Heiskanen early—and does his return flip the series?
Will Rantanen’s “revenge tour” actually make a difference?
⚔️ Key Storylines
Seguin returns. Robo limps. Landeskog rises from the shadows.
Can Harley handle #1 defenseman duties?
Will Pete DeBoer get outcoached—or just out clapped?
🎯 Special Teams, X-Factors & Predictions
Power play chaos. Penalty kill panic.
The absolute must-win battles (spoiler: it’s center depth and goaltending).
Our predictions range from “Stars in 5” to “please just don’t get swept.”
If you want a full series preview with real hockey analysis, emotional whiplash, and a few desperate laughs—this is it.
Let’s preview this series like the flip is already switched.
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The Dallas Stars drop their sixth straight game in a 6–4 loss to the Detroit Red Wings, and Ryan is officially spiraling. Chris, on the other hand, brings the “Who Cares?” energy, arguing this game was basically a preseason scrimmage with logos. In this episode, we break down another third-period collapse, wonder what the Stars are doing resting key players while Oettinger gets shelled, and debate whether this team is actually ready to face Colorado in Round 1. We also talk about lineup choices like Wyatt Johnston’s new role, Colin Blackwell vs. Mavrik Bourque, and whether Dallas should even entertain the idea of an 11-7 lineup (spoiler: no). Biggest Winner and Loser returns, plus a little preview of our upcoming full playoff preview episode and Ryan’s hype video debut.
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The Stars played... technically. In their historic* first loss to the Utah Hockey Club (*for Utah, not Dallas), Ryan and Chris break down what happens when your penalty kill forgets to show up — and so does your defense. With Esa Lindell, Thomas Harley, and Jake Oettinger all resting up for the postseason, the Stars treated this game like the second preseason it truly was.
We dive into Matt Dumba somehow being the best defenseman on the ice (yes, really), Brendan Smith scoring a feel-good goal, and Jamie Benn continuing his cursed pursuit of #400. Plus: thoughts on Liam Bischel’s nerves, Petrovic’s audition, and why the penalty kill was MIA.
The Avalanche are locked in for Round 1. Landeskog is lurking. Sagan and Miro might return. Oh, and the flu is sweeping the locker room... great timing, boys.
So if you're wondering whether the Stars are ready for the playoffs — well — join us as we try to find out.
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The Dallas Stars get blanked for the first time all season in a brutal 4-0 loss to the Winnipeg Jets, extending their losing streak to four and leaving fans (and hosts) searching for answers. Chris and James break down a night where Hellebuyck stood on his head, the third defensive pairing fell apart, and Stars fans rightfully booed the team off the ice.
We talk:
Hellebuyck’s Hart Trophy performance
Bischel and Dumba getting exposed
Lack of grit and scrappy play in front of the net
Whether the top line is earning its paycheck
What (if anything) gives us hope going into the playoffs
Boo birds, broken lines, and brutal honesty
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After one of the most shocking late-game collapses in NHL memory, Ryan and Chris ask the question on every Dallas Stars fan’s mind: Is this team actually ready for the playoffs?
We break down the aftermath of the Vancouver game, explore how momentum (or the lack of it) is impacting the Stars, and debate whether leadership—or just bad luck—is to blame. From blog post deep dives to advanced stat breakdowns, we tackle what’s actually going wrong and whether it can be fixed in time for a deep run.
Also in this episode:
The myth of flipping the switch for playoffs
Why the fanbase feels betrayed
Jamie Benn’s postgame tone: problem or professionalism?
What momentum actually looks like
The fourth line’s surprising fire
Plus, we lighten things up with a “Who Cares?” segment featuring the top 3 movie theater snacks (excluding popcorn).
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In one of the most jaw-dropping collapses in NHL history, the Dallas Stars blew a 3-goal lead in the final minute of regulation to the Vancouver Canucks — and somehow managed to lose 6–5 in overtime. The Stars had a 99.9% chance to win according to Moneypuck. And they still lost.
Chris, James, and Ryan are here to process the disaster in real time — and Ryan might need therapy after this one. We break down the third-period meltdown, the leadership vacuum, Pete DeBoer’s postgame reaction, and Jamie Benn’s baffling comments. Was this the most embarrassing loss in franchise history? Probably.
Plus:
Why this isn’t “just one bad game”
The Stars’ 3rd-period collapse trend
What this means for the playoffs
The brutal emotional damage to Stars fans everywhere
We’ve never done a podcast like this before — because hockey has never seen a game like this before.
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The Dallas Stars lose 3–2 in overtime to the Minnesota Wild, and honestly… no one should be surprised. In this episode of Starcastic Remarks, Ryan dives into the mess that was Sunday’s game: a lifeless third period, an OT collapse, and the continuation of a frustrating trend that’s been brewing for weeks.
The Wild came out looking like a team desperate to make the playoffs. The Stars? Like they were desperate for a nap. Despite an early goal from Jason Robertson and a game-tying point shot from Thomas Harley, Dallas was outskated, outworked, and frankly outclassed—again. And with the playoffs around the corner, the warning lights are blinking red.
Ryan unpacks the lazy penalties (including Robo’s forehead-slapper), the complete lack of urgency, and why Dallas fans have every right to be concerned heading into the postseason. If you’ve been feeling the same way, you’re not crazy. And you’re not alone.
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In this episode of Starcastic Remarks, Ryan and Chris break down the Dallas Stars' first regulation loss in 11 games—a chaotic collapse against a Penguins team currently clinging to playoff hopes (and hats, thanks to Crosby). Despite a surprise hat trick from Evgenii Dadonov and another lights-out performance from Casey DeSmith, defensive blunders turned the third period into a self-inflicted implosion.
We dive into:
🔥 Dadonov’s three-goal night—and why it might matter come playoff time
🤯 The D-core’s disaster class: CeCe and Labushkin’s back-to-back-to-back bloopers
🧊 Rantanen’s ice time, Harley’s emotional postgame moment, and Bischel’s breakout performance
💡 Why the Stars' recent reliance on goaltending and opportunism was bound to catch up
🧢 Crosby’s vintage dominance and Pittsburgh’s relentless forecheck
📉 What this loss means for the Stars’ race for the top seed in the Central
Biggest Winner? Dadonov. Biggest Loser? The concept of clean zone exits.
Can Dallas bounce back against the Wild tomorrow? Will the defense learn from this meltdown? And most importantly—how does one play a two-on-one “like a dip [bleep]”?
Hit play to hear all the takes, blame, and cautiously optimistic chaos you’ve come to expect.
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The Stars offense finally remembered hockey games are 60 minutes long—and promptly buried the Predators in the final 21. In this episode, Chris and James break down Dallas’ explosive 5–1 win over Nashville, fueled by actual effort, filthy passing plays, and yet another casually dominant performance from Jake Oettinger.
We cover:
The nightmare first period (featuring an invisible power play!)
The turning point: Granlund’s slick deflection goal
Wyatt Johnston’s ongoing art exhibit disguised as a goal streak
Duchene’s elite playmaking and the resurgence of Marchment
Jamie Benn’s Ironman streak ending and why that actually matters
Defensive cleanup, spreading minutes, and Otter’s laser vision
Biggest Winner / Biggest Loser (hint: poor Ananen never stood a chance)
Also, Ryan makes a brief cameo from the arena, confirming the green wave is real and dangerously loud. The Stars have now won 7 straight… and somehow, they’re just getting started.
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