Afleveringen
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Audio fixed... SorryFor our first episode, we delve into the intricate backstory of Dominic Toretto before he was Mr. Family McCars. This is the story of how I find out who to beg for the video game prequels to be re-released on GOG from the abandonware licensing rights mines. It's also the story of how Vin Diesel, for his various crimes, crash lands onto Arrakis and has to become a Fremen to beat a bunch of weird creatures.Everyone is afraid of our boy Riddick, when they should be afraid of something far more dastardly. Something dangerous. Something deadly. Something lurking out of our reach. Colour grading. They don't do it like this anymore, folks. Is that good? I don't know, but I think they were cooking something with the filters over here that wasn't just the same brown MexicoArabistan scary country filter that's the only kind of colour grading we're allowed. This movie did come out before 9/11 after all. A simpler time. A time when we were still Islamophobic, but not in the same way.Oh Keith David is in this too. We like Keith David.
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Well, well, well. Do you like giant monsters, big fight scenes, and a Jesus allegory fighting the devil? Then Godzilla vs. Destoroyah is for you! It has all of that, along with an alien interlude. We’ll try our best to stay on topic this time— yes, we go a bit off the rails, but it’s mostly Godzilla-contained, we promise.
Come in and join Hope, our ESP G-Force operative, Ryan, the normal guy who swears he did not do anything wrong, and Storm, once again returning (for reasons we still don't understand). After Godzilla had a little meltdown and went into maximum overdrive, we see just what happens when man’s hubris comes back to haunt him... again. Don’t worry, it’s a good one!
See you Space Cowboy
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Zijn er afleveringen die ontbreken?
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Once again, we follow the podcast policy of no cliffhangers for the show! Our final episode of Season 3 before the next bonus month is technically the opening episode of Season 4, but shut up. This is the continuation of the Season 3 finale after all.Well, our brave heroes last episode managed to blow up the ship full of evil Lego and escape by stealing the Stargate. It was really funny. Stranded offworld while waiting for the backup Gate to be set up in Cheyenne Mountain, the gang has a thrilling offscreen adventure that will be covered in a spin off novel that we will definetly read. Unfortunately, it turns out that one of the Bionicles survived the crash and just caused the Kursk disaster to happen about a month earlier. Whoops.Our team is split into two with boypregnant Daniel being the codec support for Jack and Teal'c, while Sam hangs out with Thor and suggests 9/11 as a strategy for destroying the attacking lego ships coming for the Asgard. I promise I will stop making 9/11 jokes once we actually reach 9/11 in the show. Maybe. Probably not.This is the last main line episode before bonus month, which seems to be war movie themed I guess?
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Extended cut available on Patreon.It's time to leave behind the woes of season 3 and we end it with an important question. What if lego was evil? Daniel is boypregnant, Carter is doing nerd shit, Teal'c is campaigning for Fathers for Justice, and nobody wants to go fishing with Jack. Well, maybe there is hope for Jack's fishing expedition still as one of our great friends still wants to hang. Unfortunately, by hang, we mean Thor is in a box the whole episode explaining how he brought killer death lego to Earth, which will wipe everyone out if his ship lands. Whoops. The Asgard have been messing with shit they shouldn't have, so their entire civilisation is being consumed by the Lego corporation hunting them down for their illegal building techniques. We tried to tell him, you can't put a vertical piece between the studs, it's not allowed!Jack decides to bravely sacrifice himself by grabbing a SPAS-12 and enough explosives to level an iconic set of New York skyscrapers in a controlled demolition charge. It's fine to make that joke, it's 2000 and nothing will happen at all next year. There's just one condition he has for his heroic sacrifice and that is "DO NOT SEND MY FRIENDS HERE TO DIE WITH ME". Naturally, Hammond sends his friends to die with him.
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If you thought we've spent episodes just riffing before we actually talk about an episode, this is the one where in fact just riffed. Nothing happens in Crystal Skull. Really nothing. It has some interesting ideas and on paper, I could see this being a fun one that could set up Daniel's grandfather as an interesting character who could be a cool new minor character we see aaand...Mr. Not Appearing Again strikes again. Daniel is a ghost and is trying to sell us all bad vodka made by a weird crank who once hunted ghosts on a mission from God to play blues music or something.Yeah this is one where we're sorting of just doing therapy about how the UK is going through it right now. If you don't want to hear all that, feel free to give this one a miss. We've got the finale coming up after this that should be a regular return to form on this show and I (Sierra) have it on good authority that it's going to be pretty good, plus Season 4 will be a return to good television after the drought that this season mostly has been.We're really professsional here, as we stand on the Honkplatz.
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Sorry about the Upload issues as of late. Hope is dead from the heat, Frost has jetlag
Join Me. Mr Chapo! (Dr Jackson) in the New Zealand, Japanese buddhist monastery on this scenic Matt Painting. In this peacful location Old Jaffa can relax and die, You can hide a child, and of course don't forget about the jumpscare in a tiny pond.
In this weeks episode the writers OC Daniel Shagson tries to fulfill his promise to his dead wife (ignoring how quickly he got over her with Miss Ego Death.) By reclaiming the baby, well it just so happens Daniel has a list and his friend Bray'tac knows about stuff. Together they can find the baby.
While searching for the baby, Daniel for yes this is a Daniel episode. Must choose between his wife, his wife's kid and the chance that he might yet get to acheive what that one guy on Grand Designs wanted to do. He might be able to fuck mother nature itself
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I am so sorry, I posted it, saw it was live and left it. Only for there to be no file attached
Greetings Listeners. We called you here into this warehouse in the middle of Rio, because we are getting out of this podcast business. To get out we have to do a heist. Mr Crimes is the biggest crim lord in Rio and we have to rob him.
Also The Rock is here, being The Rock. So we get a showdown between Riddick and The Rock.
Look the movie is bad. But we all had fun
Featuring:Your Local Kistune Hope Frayorl
Blaze Solaris
Storm
Zofia
Our Regular hosts busy involved in Car based Shenanigans
The Ice Queen herself Sierra Frost
Ryan
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Sorry it's late. People are sick/away. So here's a new form episode that will be patreon only in the future.
In this loose form hour of power. The crew continue to make actionable threats, avoid talking about last weeks episode of Stargate. Star Trek, Fallout and DJ Trump are on the talking table. Also the difference between punching a Nazi in the face and punching him in the Dick. We also ask the question is your politician hot and are unisex toilets a threat to women?
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Teal'c spends most of this episode blind inside of a cave until he perfectly Han Solos a bunch of dudes while still mostly blind.We return to the season 3 mines to yet again find slag instead of any precious metals here, but Hope assures us that good episodes are coming and season 4's banger after banger are right around the corner. For now Mr. Never Appearing Again gets a job at the SGC for hiding in a cave with Christopher Judge while the rest of the gang is getting clicker trained to become submissive and breedable in their little dog cages. I think that's what happened.Honestly, we just spent most of this episode riffing because there is absolutely nothing to talk about.
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How could he do this to us? How could Colonel Jack O'Neill, our beloved favourite son who has never done anything wrong in his life, betray our trust like this? When the Tollans refuse to share their weapons technology with the people of Earth, Jack comes up with the very British solution. Just fuckin' knick it mate. It's fine, don't worry they just leave one of their weapon disabling devices sitting in a wall outlet that you can just take. Look, if no one is guarding it and it isn't locked, it's free. Not sure why the Goa'uld didn't just take it when they were there, but oh well.For the millionth time, Jack is punished by being forced into retirement. Everyone is very upset at him. He's mean to Daniel and makes him cry. That's not okay. Everything seems like O'Neill will be drinking himself to oblivion until the end of time...until our best buddy Mayborne pulls out his best French anti-smoking ad kneel to bring our boy into the Special Crimes Division.I can't believe they just invented Evil SG-1.
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This was almost a Hope-free episode due to internet outages, but we got her in near the end!In this episode, Jack O'Neill is stranded on an alien planet where one of the locals uses a mind-altering substance in order to...oh for fucksake, we're doing this again? I'm really sorry, but one of the writers really just has a thing for Jack just being more or less sexually assaulted by women on other planets and forced into like a weird relationship with them. It's supposed to be portrayed as...romantic, I guess?Also, Teal'c gets stuck in a hole and can't drill his way out in like 4 hours. Jack can fish him out with a shovel and pickaxe, though. I think someone should have taught Kratos how to use the drill.
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After the mess that was one of the worst episodes of the series, we decompressed a little by watching a nice and easily digestable film. Nah, just kidding. We watched Stalker, the 1979 film adaptation of the Strugatsky novel Roadside Picnic. Hey, it's a good movie. Sierra wants to explore cinema from more countries, so where better to pick than one that no longer exists. We should watch more Soviet films. They were cooking something there. At least you'd hope so considering how long those bread lines were.Today we learn that the Russian man longs to run away from his family, his nagging wife, and artistically sepia toned life to hang out with a bunch of dudes in a field in Estonia. Join the apparently three sexiest men in the Soviet Union, who all look like your weird balding uncle, go increasingly more insane as they crawl through sewer pipes and get every kind of cancer filming near an Estonian chemical plant. Woke Hollywood would never kill their actors for art. Don't look up the John Wayne Genghis Khan movie. Obey the will of the Zone. Respect the Zone. Follow the instructions of the Stalker. Above all else, remember that the person who told you to play on Master difficulty because it's actually easier was spreading Imperialist Western propaganda to stop you reaching your true desires in The Room. Can a Russian leave the Zone? I don't know, but they sure as hell better fucking leave Ukraine already.
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I hated this episode. This episode made me want to do bad things. I think Blaze and Ryan felt the same away about it!In this episode, the gang is forced to have an SNL comedian inserted into their brain that will not shut the fuck up no matter what they try. I'm sorry, dude, I'm sure you're normally a funny guy when you don't have...this script. SG-1 enter the Stargate expecting a tropical beach paradise, but are instead gifted with amnesia followed by the aformentioned curse of balding man.
While we've seen some stinkers, but this is undeniably the worst we've seen since Omoroca. This really is a mixed bag of a show, but this is par for the course with a lot of weekly shows like this. Especially when you have a low budget sci-fi show with high ambitions that needs to occasionally phone one in to actually be able to afford to make the rest of the show. Things can only get better this season, I assume.
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Order in the court! It's time for another courtroom episode, this time heavily apeing on the 1989 Star Trek TNG Episode "The Measure of a Man". Crash landing on the planet of smug pricks who think they're better than us, Skaara returns from the worm mines. Here we have to ask one very important question. When a worm steals your brain, is it your brain or the worm's? RFK Jr. is eagerly awaiting the outcome of this case.Our favourite SG crew has to argue for Skaara to have his bodily autonomy back as the Goa'uld say "nuh uh". Behind the scenes, the Go'auld may not be here on good faith, which is something we are completely shocked about. The Goa'uld would be dishonest? No, not the body snatching worm people! I don't believe it. Stop accusing them of being up to no good.
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Sorry. I (Hope) was busy I was doing things (girl things) and riding rollercoasters
Frontline spot-on, for space force bases is the US's No.1 treatment for alien invasions. Simply use our patented method, developed by Major Samantha Carter to protect your base against pesky Xillians, Stragoths, Yerks and other pesky body hoppers.
Sorry we were all so sleepy. The national malaise of sleepy that hit the Uk had struck the podcast
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A long long time ago, there was Godzilla. Then there were suddenly more monsters, soon they were all Kaiju fighting. Then there were no more Godzilla movies. But one brave director dared to ask the question."what if we had Godzilla, fighting every monster, also there were a shit load of twinks doing Martial arts and what if we cast Stalin in the movie?"
And everyone agreed it was a good question. So they made Godzilla Final wars. After all it was 50 years of Godzilla.
Then only one question remained.
"Wait why do Sum 41 have top billing ????"
Enjoy two hours of twinks, monsters, music that goes way too hard and the eternal quandry. Is this Kitamura's style or is it all Matrix references
This episode is a bit janky as our Soundbot decided to break on us. So we have to swap the two active drops in Blerp. Sorry about that. It's a good episode and despite what the Rotten tomato's ratings say. An amazing movie
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This one's a bit lower energy, folks. Sorry, that's just what tends to happen when reach the second recording of the night.At the end of last episode, we were treated to the shocking return of Space Jeffrey Epstein. Our nemesis returns. The gang is trapped in the middle of a power play between the space nonce and Satan, where Satan has the upper hand of being able to literally glass the moon that they are all standing on in an instant. What's the solution to this problem? Well, if you're an almighty Goa'uld Lord, apparently that answer is carrying out the worst possible interrogation to trade your life for information.While the rest of SG-1 is trapped in the nightmare prison, Teal'c learns the important lesson. If it looks bad, hit the bricks. Don't worry as he will be returning with the help of the Tok'ra who will absolutely not do some bullshit that nearly gets everyone killed. We love the Tok'ra. They're so good at what they do.
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Extended cut of this episode available on Patreon.We have another two parter and if you want to know what this episode is about, go to hell. Literally. We're dealing with Mr. Sokar Satan the Devil himself as we learn that the Tok'ra have committed a rare form of elder abuse where you stick your elderly relative in hell. Sam is not on board with the treatment option, so it's up for the usual gang of SG-1 to delve headfirst into the depths of hell (moon) in order to do a rescue mission. Get your dad, get the intel on Sokar's invasion plan, and get out. What could go wrong?Also, we're back with Jolinar in Sam's brain again. We have to find out how she, the only person to have escaped the hell moon, managed to get out. That means we also have to deal with Martouf being a little creepy weirdo again. We're a firmly anti-Martouf podcast here.
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Bad news, everyone here has Amnesia. Who are we? What are we doing? What is a Stargate? Why have I been eating all this tuna (Joke about Mei and Kiana goes here), Why is the hot doctor lady who's doing experiments on me really familiar.
For those of you who don't have amnesia, or do not have brain worms that have eaten 1/3 of your brain. It's time for a follow up to an episode from over a series ago. Who, what, where, when why? I forgot I have amnesia..
Elswhere some writers OC Daniel Get'sLaid is going through his tumblr phase, as he decides to replace his old favourite, his wife (Destiel) with a new lady (SuleMio) as my man undergoes the shortest greiving period known to mammalia, as a new (old) woman enters his life.
Anyway after all those amuse bouches, you can all have a little ego death as a treat.
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It's peak depression hours again. Come on girls, let's get rotmaxxing in a hopeless fervor as we discuss the third installment of Hideki Anno's remake of the anime that makes you feel really bad. It's Evangelion time! We return to these movies after a long while to ask such philosophical questions as "what if you were gay?" and "is it ethical to put a bomb collar on a child?". Well, maybe I am slightly exaggerating there, but we certainly go on some tangents that make our friend and returning guest Storm (not the cat) insane.After Shinji put non-branded flavour aide in the oceans, we have to figure out how to find hope in a hopeless world. Also they did sci-fi magic to make all the underage characters not age for 100% not weirdy creepy fanservice and merchandising opportunities for the absolute worst fans out there. Hope tells us that they thematically make it work later on and I'm inclined to believe her, but...come on. There's a contingent of Evangelion fans whose hard drives really need checking.The full episode is nearly 3 hours long and this is not even our longest one. Sometimes it's riffs, sometimes it's actually making interesting points that engage critically and meaningfully with this art. I'm honestly convinced that Anno spent hours and hours in some kind of fucked up laboratory studying how to make you feel as much pain as physically possible with this one.
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