Afleveringen
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The chopping block: Disco Elysium (2019); The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (1992)
Jacob takes the moral high ground, Sam explains game theory, and everyone's misbehaving.
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Produced by Sam Young
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The chopping block: Nightcrawler (2014); Mystery Men (1999)
(CW: Some...weird...talk about sex at the beginning; skip to 3:32 if that's an issue.)
Jacob (Dave?) cringes, Sam dismantles method acting, and HEY WE'RE BACK THIS WAS RECORDED IN THE BEFORE TIMES WE'RE SORRY.
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Produced by Sam Young
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Zijn er afleveringen die ontbreken?
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The chopping block: The works of Dankmus; Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)
Jacob gets a Chekov's gun, Sam gets adult contemporary, and a stay of execution, AGAIN.
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Produced by Sam Young
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The chopping block: Jurassic Park 4: Jurassic World 1 (2015); "A TOTALLY legit Wind Waker Speedrun (WORLD RECORD)" and "A Totally Legit Ocarina of Time speedrun (ANY% WORLD RECORD, SUB 6 MIN)", by Scott Falco
Jacob is punished with dinosaur Battle Royale, Sam seeks sincerity, and a stay of execution.
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Produced by Sam Young
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The chopping block: SuperMega (compilation); Fensler Film G.I. Joe PSAs (2003)
Jacob doesn't want to be Max, Sam wants you to commit a crime, and it's time yet again for a punishment.
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Produced by Sam Young
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CW: Discussion of sexual violence
The chopping block: Lolita, by Vladimir Nabokov (1955); Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Jacob takes a weird, whimsical dance through Hell, Sam gets off some one-liners, and something something Oingo Boingo.
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Produced by Sam Young.
Correction: A Russian monarchist killed Nabokov's father, not the USSR. We at the Breakup regret this historical oversight.
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The chopping block: Arvan Ald Guulin Honshoor, by Nine Treasures; Casablanca (1942)
Jacob has no heart, Sam ships China!Mongolia, and the bell tolls for thee.
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Produced by Sam Young
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The chopping block: Eunoia, by Christian Bök (2001); Kenshi, by Lo-Fi Games (2018)
Jacob apologizes to John Scalzi, Sam gets a yak, and something something what is art?
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Produced by Sam Young
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The chopping block: Thirteen Ghosts (2001); Sukiyaki Western Django (2007)
Jacob feels defeated, Sam parts the kimono, and golf scores are confusing.
(The film was The Others.)
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Produced by Sam Young
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The chopping block: Two Best Friends Play Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden; Raocow: An Untitled Story
Jacob immediately gets punished, Sam doesn't care for starting on a pun, and season E begins.
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The chopping block: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984); Government Plates, by Death Grips
Jacob thinks a bullet sounds good right about now, Sam finds the peak of the podcast, and the Gauntlet of Guests concludes.
(Ed. note: Still working out the mic setup.)
Thanks to special guest host Kyle!
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Produced by Sam Young
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The chopping block: Kill 6 Billion Demons, by Tom "Abbadon" Parkinson-Morgan; Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
Jacob's a movie star, Sam solves the mystery, and everyone goes to Hell.
Thanks to special guest host Ari!
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Produced by Sam Young
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The chopping block: Drive (2011), Bones (episodes 1 and 246)
Jacob wants suffering, Sam wants entropy, and everyone gets boned.
Special thanks to guest host Chris! Sorry again for weird audio! We're working on it!
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Produced by Sam Young
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The chopping block: Kino's Journey (2003; Episodes 2, 4, 12, & 13); Dark Side of the Moon (1973) played over Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015)
Jacob is not a religious man, Sam is tearing up, and people die sadly.
Special thanks to guest host Nick Stinchcombe! Sorry for the cruddy audio!
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Produced by Sam Young
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The chopping block: The Lies of Lock Lamora (Book 3), Kaiji: Ultimate Survivor (Episodes 21–26)
Jacob brings the bubbly, Sam is surprised, and can we talk about what happened to Tonegawa? Because Jesus.
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The chopping block: The Lies of Lock Lamora (Book 2), Kaiji: Ultimate Survivor (Episodes 9–20)
Jacob wants to know about Bajorans, Sam can't remember anything, and haha oh crap it's been a while hasn't it?
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The chopping block: The Lies of Locke Lamora (Book 1), Kaiji: Ultimate Survivor (Episodes 1–8)
Jacob likes crime, Sam can't think, and there really aren't any women in either of these things. :/
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Produced by Sam Young
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The chopping block: Beckett on Film: Endgame (2002); Cultist Simulator (2018)
Jacob needs to learn Greek, Sam doesn't want to, and the podcast completes the hero's journey.
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Produced by Sam Young
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The chopping block: Within the Wires, season 1 (2016); Government Plates, by Death Grips (2013)
Jacob is foiled again, Sam hit trash, and NOOOOOO, MC RIDE!
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Produced by Sam Young
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The chopping block: Deus Ex (2001), The Hazards of Love (2009)
Jacob's made a huge mistake, Sam can't be funny this late, and it's good to be back!
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Produced by Sam Young
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