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* Miracles of indigenous science
* Why is Matt talking about Kevin Costner so much?
* Aaron Sorkin solves January 6th
* Norm on Bob Uecker
* Matt revisits hisâŠbad night
* The Biden sitch
* James Carville on masculinity and âcommunities of colorâ
* How do you guys manage to watch this crap?
* QAnon all the time
* Sam and Diane, but not funny
* The block of humans called voters
* âTotalâŠ
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Oh dear. Yeah, that debate. Obviously. One would have to be a very successful, very delusional Substacker to think otherwise. But the night was about to get much, much worse. Moynihan, Welch, and Friend of the Fifth (former Rep.) Peter Meijer decided to record a quick reaction pod at 1am, after a collective 542 drinks. ThatâŠdidnât work. And thatâs not what you are about to hear, although some devious editor appears to have dropped random clips of one particular Fifth host (Matt) into this episode, purely to bully him and amuse our bullying listeners. So as Welch recovered today, Kmele and Moynihan (a champion drinker, at this point immune to hangovers) grabbed star Axios reporter Alex Thompson, just back from the spin room in Atlanta, to try to make sense of it all. Note: This was supposed to be a subscriber-only episode, but between the clips of Matt doing his Foster Brooks impression and Alex being insightful and entertaining, we opened it up to all. Youâre welcome. Now go subscribe so we can get Welch into a fancy Malibu rehab.
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So our podcasting platform just launched an AI feature that scans your recording and automatically generates âshow notes.â We gave it it try. These are the results, with a few important corrections.
âThe conversation begins with some light banter and discussion about rap music. [Human ed note: This was before we started, so it isnât included in the episode, but it did feature Kmele speculating about John Lennon shooting Bob Dylan]. They then transition to talking about the upcoming presidential debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden. They discuss the format of the debate and their expectations for how each candidate will perform. They also touch on the COVID-19 pandemic and the conflicting information about masks and vaccines. The conversation ends with a humorous discussion about Matt Welch being a 'MAGA' supporter. [Human ed note: Humorous??] The conversation then shifts to the recent primary race between Jamaal Bowman and Eliot Engel, [sic] with a focus on the role of AIPAC and the effectiveness of negative ads. The hosts also criticize the performance and tactics of certain politicians in the 'squad'. Finally, they mention the fire alarm incident and the overall lack of support for Bowman in his district. [Human ed note: Here, the AI produced 800 words about our Julian Assange conversation]. The hosts end the conversation with some lighthearted banter about upcoming episodes. [Human ed note: Incorrect. We talked about Crocodile Dundee being a cokehead who created the crack epidemic]
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Every second Sunday of the month, the lads fire up Zoom and do a (mostly) Q&A show for subscribers only. Itâs very fun, often a bit messy and chaotic, and full of listeners expressing love, disbelief, dismay, and often delivering Strom Thurmond- like filibusters. So for you subscribers who couldnât make it on June 9, we revive the Zoom recording just toâŠ
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* Imagine if Bill Cosby was an Islamophobic dog
* Cringefest in the Bronx
* Jamal and AOC
* Sleeve rolled up, stool in hand, unemployment on the horizon
* AIPAC is everywhere!
* Violent psycho extremists for peace
* The war wonât end until Jake Tapperâs kids are properly harassed
* Shift back to the center, Dems
* Laying hands on homeless people
* Homeopathy is fake, btw
* Geniuses âŠ
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After a very brief hiatusâapologies, but all is explained in the first five minutes of this episodeâthe lads are back. And there will be a flood of new content in the coming days, to make up for our testicular tardiness (also explained in the first five minutes of this episode). Also note: this episode was plagued by technical difficulties, but we hope, through the magic of editing, that you wonât notice.
* The procedure
* The politicization of late night continues apace
* This is our territory
* Alt weeklies that werenât alt
* Trumpâs long âAll Inâ interview
* Could the debate move voters?
* Donât pretend to be working class
* Louisiana and the Ten Commandments
* Actually, covet your neighbors wife
* Tell us about your culture: âDiet Coke and Starbucks and Dunkinâsâ
* Who did MM see at dinner?
* Happy Juneteenth?
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* Getting Drudged
* Getting the spray
* This new color isnât working
* Olivia amongst the Hamasniks in Union Square
* Tearing up notebooks, airhorns in the earâŠstuck in the middle of a protest
* Hey hey ho ho shitty chants have got to go
* Did any journalists reach out?
* What if this was a Trump rally?
* Legally blonde
* Youâll be in a Trump camp
* âRacial conspiracy theoriesâ
* I mean, you gotta understand where theyâre coming fromâŠ
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* Some unpopular opinions
* Raise your hand if youâve ever lied to the government
* Fetterman and Real Time
* Are you *addicted* to Marijuana???
* Who are the victims here?
* Excessive sentencing is bad, even for bad people
* Victims: Alex Jones? Hunter Biden? DJT???
* Biden is totally fine and thinking otherwise is the end of democracy
* Joe Scarborough is the worst
* Letâs all pretend that everything is normal, ok?
* Scarborough casually defames two journalists
* Washington Post loses a trillion dollars, hires more whites
* The WNBA reality show
* I knew James Baldwin. Baldwin was a friend of mine. And you, Ibram, are no James Baldwin
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* No matter what it is or who commenced itâŠ
* MAGA Hawaii
* Inflatable gallows
* The eye of the horrible Stormy
* Itâs a bird! Itâs a Qassam! NoâŠitâs the Blonde Zionist!
* Dronez: The Hunt for El Chigon
* Listener email: Working class kid makes good. Will his kids go soft?
* Your kids want to be rich
* Back in my dayâŠ..
* Bad IRA comparisons from supposedly smart people
* Jerry SeinâŠ
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A double-album worth of great content this week. Start off with Moynihan talking to Matt and Kmele about his Free Press piece charting the collapse of Vice and him forthcoming piece charting the collapse of the Black Panther Party. Then the lads chat about the weirdness of the New York Trump trial, Israel in Rafah, and lots more. And stick around for Kmeleâs conversation with the Lennon-McCartney, the Lieber and Stoller of podcasts, Matt Boll and Andy Mills, the duo who brought you The Witch Trials of JK Rowling, among other modern audio classics. Theyâre back with a new series called Reflector, a âshow about the strange experience of being human.â We donât know *exactly* what that means, but we absolutely guarantee that it will be a work of unparalleled brilliance. Check out episode one here.
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* The LP snoozer
* Remembering that lady who said that gross thing about kids
* You will never play in the NBA, baby
* Zone of Interest redux, briefly
* The Ann Landers portion begins
* Should I stop being an academic and become a cop who lurks on dating apps?
* The anti-Semitic date
* I canât be brave and call bullshit. So what do I do?
* Well, it all depends
* How to talk aboutâŠ
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* The most serious race controversy of 2024: that lady basketball player
* âI mean, I've been a huge fan of Blackpink for years and I've never heard a single one of their songs.:
* Snek and the Supreme Court
* Everyone's wife is Ginny Thoma
* The defense rests
* Local news and crappy journalists
* In defense ofâŠMarilyn Mosby?
* Israel and the ICC
* Enter Sibarium: the UCLA Medical School controversy
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* At a party
* At Fenway
* Losers (which is apparently already a show)
* Jake, Dana, Donald, and Joe
* Cui bono?
* How Joe wins
* How Donald wins
* The NY trial continuesâŠ
* Mitt Romney would pardon DT
* âAttacked our legal systemâ
* The new Noem
* Post-Donald, where does the party go?
* How goes it in Ukraine?
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* Italian bootlegs
* Warm Fanta
* Drinking on your European vacation
* The Comfort of Strangers
* Pre-internet travel
* Jake Siegel: a moderate dissentâŠand Fifth reaction
* Probability and the feminist bank teller
* What happens when people call you bad names in public
* 9 times out of 10, they were rapping
* Awful media critics
* What would CH do?
* Steve Albini
* âAnd the songs thatâŠ
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So many of you have written us demanding the return of Jacob Siegel that when word got to us that he was back in New York, we hunted him down and demanded that he submit to a *third* appearance on The Fifth. We discovered that Comrade Siegel, a gravelly voiced veteran of Afghanistan and Iraq and senior writer at Tablet, is hard at work on a book, an expansion of his already expansive essay âA Guide to Understanding the Hoax of the Century.â So we sat back in our chairs, asked a few questions, and basically handed the mic to Jake for an extended peroration on the Disinformation Industrial Complex, Trumpâs foreign policy, why we should end American aid to Israel, and whether or not his unified theory of censorship counts as a âconspiracy theory.â
We assume this one will provoke lots of listener mail. So agree or disagree, send it over and perhaps weâll do a special âResponding to Jakeâ episode over at Substack.
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* Shogun erasure
* Revolutionary accents
* A debate on Israel and a subsequent anti-Moynihan calumny
* Alas, anti-Semitism is common in certain parts of the world
* Pointing this out seems pretty obvious
* The WAV file
* My melanated baby
* Teaching kids versus raising kids
* Indoctrinating someone elseâs kids into your way of thinking is some serious cult shit
* Torturing âŠ
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* Children of the revolution
* No journalists allowed!
* The Italian Gadsden flag
* Oh no, Matt WelchâŠno, no, no
* In defense of âŠAl Sharpton?
* Dead soul singers
* The great Baby Huey
* Forgiving student debt is insane
* College is dumb but it makes economic senseâŠfor now
* The New York Times and NPR
* Jihad rehab
* Twitter welcomes another sexless fascist
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* The Banana genocide
* Professor, professorâŠletâs stick to the facts
* A conspiracy documentary full of cranks and losers
* 60 journalism professors find a story they cannot countenance
* Listeners on ADHD and Adderall
* RFK in CA
* Nodding along with Lemon
* How to talk to an Auschwitz survivor
* The trickiness of memory
* Two sets of rules
* Peaceful protesters get a call frâŠ
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A two-for-one offering from The Fifth: first, the lads discuss the ongoing student stupidities, free speech and protest, Kmele at TED, and how your views are probably pretty normal (ed. note: considering the full-court coverage of the Columbia intifada, itâs sort of surprising that no one is referencing this terrible 1970 film, written by Ad-Rocâs dad). And then, some bonus content with Reasonâs C.J. Ciaramella, who joins to discuss the government war on Adderall, his own ADHD diagnosis, and why it took him two months to get his prescription filled.
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* Swedish breakdown
* Columbia breakdown
* The continued rise of American extremism
* The politics of âgenocideâ
* The politics of propaganda
* Chicago expectations
* A newborn in the Fifdom
* Our Batya episode
* Trusting anti-trust?
* The NPR excel spreadsheet
* Books on McCarthy
* Three best presidents?
* The Watergate conspiracy is at least fun to believe
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