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The richest man on Earth is falling apart. In a recent interview he was very close to tears. Letās laugh at his pain together!
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1. Behold! Muskās empire is crumblingElon Musk went on camera and nearly broke down. When asked about Teslaās struggles, the man who claims to be the smartest person alive suddenly didnāt have any answers.
š Tesla stock is in freefall.
š¦ Twitter is still a broken mess.
š Even his most devoted fanboys are losing faith.The protests are working. The myth of Musk as an untouchable genius is shattering before our eyes.
2. This Week on The God Podš„ God and Jesus laugh at Trumpās āeverythingās computerā remarks while sitting in a Tesla while still hating his guts.
š„ The real concern from the Tesla stunt: Trump threatening to throw people in prison for protesting Tesla.
š„ Why SNLās latest Mike Myers / Elon Musk Cold Open was so amazing.
š„ Elon unexpectedly got emotional on camera.
š„ If humans are looking for hope and inspiration, look no further than Bernieās recent conversation with constituents who are feeling the pain. Heās packing them in because he LISTENS to the humans!
š§ Listen now, and join us for the next live recording!
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Rejoice, for I bring thee tidings of great schadenfreude: Elon Musk hath lost a whole Bill Gates.
1. He Did This To HimselfTeslaās stock hath crashed over 40% since December, wiping out $111 billion of Elonās fortune. Turns out, investors donāt love it when a CEO ditches his own company to spend his days boosting Nazis and banning journalists.
And who smote him most? His best bro Don-old. Trumpās new tariffs on China, Canada, and Mexico are wrecking Teslaās supply chains, and the stock market took one look and said nah. Funny how licking fascist boots always ends in you getting your face stomped.
Yet despite losing more money than the entire net worth of Bill Gates, Musk remains the worldās richest idiot. Will he learn? Nay. He shall keep wreaking havoc and pretending he isnāt the dumbest rich guy alive.
Spotted on the London Underground. 2. This Week on The God PodThis week, we were LIVE here on Substack while recording! Huge thanks to everyone who listened ināwe canāt wait to see you all again for future live stream events!
On todayās episode:
š„ We react to Donoldās State of the Union and why all this talk about ānormsā needs to end (Except for Norm MacDonaldāheās up here in Heaven and keeping us entertained!)
š„ Donold goes after Canada for no good reasonāand history has taught us, Canada doesnāt back down from a fight.
š„ God offers a crazy idea: What if Dems gasp broke some rules?
š„ Why itās ridiculous that Republicans are canceling in-person town hallsābecause cowards fear their own voters.
š„ Godās favorite video games right nowābecause sometimes even the Almighty needs to escape reality.
š„ Why our flock has grown so quickly over the past few months here at Letters From God.
š§ Listen now, and join us for the next live recording!
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Dear Humans,
Another day, another disaster waiting to happen. Donold wants Boeing to rush a new Air Force Oneābecause what could possibly go wrong? Inflation is ābackā (according to Donold), people are apparently flipping eggs like real estate, and Sean Duffy is making up more lies about air safety.
Oh, and if Jesus came back? Yeah, letās just say it wouldnāt go well.
Letās get into it.
1. Topics include:The Department of Government Evil (DOGE)
Donold wants Boeing to rush a new Air Force One
What Donold is really saying when he admits inflation is ābackā
Are humans are buying up all the eggs just to resell them?
What God thinks would happen to his son if he returned to Earth
The latest lies Sean Duffy is sharing about air safety
How Donold accidentally insulted his Vice President while fawning over Elon
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Dear Humans,
Sometimes, the universe delivers a moment of pure, unfiltered schadenfreude so powerful that even God and Jesus canāt handle it. This was one of those moments.
Elon Muskās own son obliterated Donold in the Oval Office, proving once and for all that even small children know to tell him to shut up and go away. And we, your benevolent deities, are here to watch it unfold together and laugh our divine asses off.
1. Even a Toddler Can See Through Donoldās BSBaby X (or, as we prefer, Elonās son) had a hot mic moment of the century.
"Shut up, go away." ā A perfect summary of how the world feels about Donold.
Donold, of course, just stood there awkwardly, because heās not used to hearing the truth.
The fact that this happened in the Oval Office makes it even funnier.
Listen to today's episode right now!
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Dear Humans,
Itās only been 17 days since Tangerine Palpatine somehow returned, and the United States is in a full-blown crisis. Planes are dropping from the sky, Donold wants to build a casino in Gaza, and a foreign billionaire is the shadow president. But take heart! Weāre looking to the helpers.
1. People Fight Back Against President MuskWe watch some powerful and hilarious moments from Democrats dissing the shit out of Felon Musk as they protest at the Treasury building. Watch us laugh as Ayanna Presley calls Elon a āNazi nepo baby.ā
What happened with Trumpās trade war (he lost lol)
Is it even safe to fly anymore?
We discuss the dystopian fantasies of the tech broligarchy
How to keep fighting back, dammit!
While the topics are serious, we promise youāll be entertained and informed as we discuss them. Watch the episode above, or listen to it in your favorite podcast app!
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Dear Humans,
While it may feel like an eternity, itās only been TEN DAYS since Americaās worst President returned to the White House. Itās become clear that you all died in 2016. And yes, this is Hell.
As creators of the Universe, we can exclusively confirm the answers to all of the questions youāve been pondering over the last few days.
1. Trump Supporters Getting Fired Or DeportedWe expose how Donoldās very expensive and cruel racism managed to raise coffee prices.
God attacks the racist masculinity complex and defines what it really means to be a man.
People who voted for Trump are now tragically being either fired or deported.
In light of Trump renaming the Gulf of Mexico, God has a new, official name for the United States of America and Texas.
And we wrap with some uplifting newsā¦ because we have to have things to look forward to for this planet!
While the topics are serious, we promise youāll be entertained and informed as we discuss them. Watch the episode above, or listen to it in your favorite podcast app!
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Dear Humans,
You made it through Velveeta Voldemortās first week. Congratulations! Hereās a little treat: God and I are back with a new episode of The God Pod to laugh and cry about everything that happened.
As creators of the Universe, we can exclusively confirm the answers to all of the questions youāve been pondering over the last few days.
1. Egg Shortage, Elon VS. Donold, Bishop BuddeWho really caused the egg shortage happening in America
Elonās rift with Donold over artificial intelligence funding (Uh oh, thereās already trouble in paradise!)
Our live reaction to Bishop Budde confronting Donold, and a reminder that I am socialist af
If Elon really was doing the Nazi salute (obviously yes)
And lots more!
While the topics are serious, we promise youāll be entertained and informed as we discuss them. Watch the episode above, or listen to it in your favorite podcast app!
2. Join The RebellionHumanity is at a crossroads. Donold Trump is coming for all of us who dare to oppose him. Every corporate media network, social media app, and billionaire has bent the knee to his fascist ambitions.
Weāre risking everything to stand against him and his goons, bringing truth and laughter to the fight. Your support doesnāt just keep this radical leftist podcast aliveāitās a stand for resistance, survival, and the freedom to call out miserable pricks like him.
"I've always enjoyed your FB posts. This inauguration, I HAD to find something uplifting to do to spark a shot of hope through the darkness. This is it! Hallelujah!" ā Nancy
So if youāve been waiting for a sign, this is it. To celebrate 8 months of smiting ignorance, weāre offering 20% offābut only until midnight tonight. Think of it as an investment in the forces of truth and satire.
Click here to claim your blessing and fight alongside us.
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Dear Human,
God and Jesus return from winter vacation, and weāre catching up on all the good and bad news that happened in the last couple weeks.
Topics includeMAGAās Meltdown and Blue MAGA Rising
Jimmy Carter and the possibility heāll replace God in Heaven
Donold crying over flags being flown at āhalf-mastā during his Inauguration
God and Jesusās predictions for 2025
God celebrates 420k followers on Bluesky
And lots more!
Watch, laugh, and cry with us in this new episode, and donāt forget to follow The God Pod in your favorite podcast app.
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Dear Humans,
What We Cover:
My birthday is coming up, and itās time for The God Pod Holiday Special! You wonāt want to miss this final episode of the year filled with holiday cheer!What God did (or didnāt) get Jesus for his birthday (And why heās sweating so much)
What weāre looking forward to in 2025, from Andor to a new Nintendo system to humans continuing to fight for equality and justice.
Whatās going on with those mystery drones, and how Trump might be fooling us all.
Who Godās Person of the Year is.
And much more!
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Dear Humans,
Jesus and God are thrilled to welcome progressive champion and fellow Substack superstar Jess Piper to The God Pod!
As someone who grew up evangelical, Jess was equally thrilled to FINALLY get to hear back from God and Jesus. Watch or listen to our interview nowāthis is one you donāt want to miss!!!
What We Cover:The state of the American healthcare system
What Jess believes Democrats need to do to capture rural Americans
The surprising history of the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter
And lots more!
Questions for You:What do you think of Jess Piperās āDirt Road Democratā approach? Could it work nationwide?
In the episode, Jess Piper shares her take on the state of healthcare in America. Do you agree with her perspective? What changes do you think are most needed?
Which part of the interview resonated with you the most, and why?
Itās not just us who see the power in Jessās approach. Even AOC chimed in to amplify her message about grassroots rural organizing.
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Dear Humans,
Jesus was having a great Thanksgiving weekend with Mary and Joseph - not to mention seeing Wicked with Judas - until he learned that Joe Biden had pardoned his son Hunter.
This and more are discussed on todayās new episode of The God Pod! Watch to hear what we think of Joeās pardon, what Jesus thought of Wicked, how God celebrated Thanksgiving, and how corporate media has unfairly covered the economy.
While weāre on the subject of corporate media coverage, it will shock no one that to learn that yesterday, the NY Times ran SIX stories on Joe Biden pardoning his sonā¦and only ONE on Trump promising to weaponize the FBI to go after anyone he considers his political enemy, such as yours truly.
One way to fight the outdated, unfair media is to support leftist newsletters and podcasts like ours.
Establishment media has fallen to billionaire control!
Support independent media!! Weāre all you have left.
Please consider becoming a paid Substack subscriber to help Godās rebellious, blasphemous, leftist network continue growing. Visit TheGodPodcast.com!
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Dear Humans,
Itās time for a new episode of The God Pod, and this week weāre thrilled to be joined by Evan Hurst, author of The Moral High Ground and writer at Wonkette, one of the oldest publications on the Internet!
We discuss Donoldās cabinet of clowns, the state of the Democratic party in 2024, and what individuals like you should be doing RIGHT NOW to improve their lives in these uncertain times.
Hilariously, God learns from his two fellow gay podcasters that Gavin Newsome actually isnāt gay. Whoops! LOL.
By the end of the episode, Evan instantly lifts our spirits by bring his recently-adopted dog onto the podcast! Awwwww, sheās so cute!
Enjoy this full animated episode with God, Jesus and our guest Evan!
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WARNING: This episode contains thoughts and solutions you might not fully agree with. Umā¦sorry.
Dear Humans,
In the newest episode of the God Pod, God and Jesus attempt to figure out what went wrong in this election and where we must go from here.
STOP saying āwe only lost by two points.ā
STOP paying political consultants, and START trying to win over low information voters. Progressive politics work!
Do we want to win... ever? Letās start by figuring out who is making the decisions at the DNC.
Decisions likeā¦letās be Republicans Lite.
Things need to change. Making the exact same mistakes next time is NOT ACCEPTABLE!
The Rebellion begins NOW!Please consider becoming a paid Substack subscriber to help Godās rebellious, blasphemous, leftist network continue growing.
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Dearest Humans,
This week on The God Pod:
Jesus has a case of the giggles as he and God look at some of the most deranged Donold moments of the last week.
God shares a clip of Obama at a recent rally that is not getting enough attention, in which President Obama points out the cost of Donoldās lies.
Speaking of lies, we voice our support for a new rumor that involves yet another couch.
Listen to The God Pod here or on your favorite podcast app, and let us know what you think of this episode in the comments!
BEHOLD!God is now only ONE spot behind Ann Coulter on the Substack US Politics chart! These rankings are determined by number of paid subscribers. Let smiting Ann Coulter be your reason for upgrading to paid today: Visit TheGodPodcast.com now!
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Dear Humans,
On this weekās all new episode of the God Pod, we discuss all the latest in the US election.
Donold tells his followers to vote on January 5th. Why?
Donold asked his followers if they would ārather have the Black president or the white president?ā
Donold threatens using the military to go after āradical leftistsā who donāt support him
Kamala and Tim continue to troll him into oblivion
A discussion of the polls, and why corporate media wants you to think this is a horse-race
Join us as we condemn violence and racism, wonāt you? And let us know your thoughts on this episode in the comments.
Love,
God
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BEHOLD! Yesterday Jesus and I recorded a 30-minute reaction episode to everything thatās happened in U.S. politics in the last week. Check it out!
Be sure to visit TheGodPodcast.com to get full video episodes and daily articles from God and Jesus!
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BEHOLD! Last night Jesus and I recorded a 30-minute reaction episode to the debate. Check it out in the video above!
Forsooth, as we predicted, the corporate media said that Vance won the debate because they have pudding for brains, which is mean to pudding. Pudding isnāt totally corrupt, bought and paid for by right wing billionaires. We talk about it all in-depth!
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Dear Humans,
The other day Captain Dipshit said in an interview that he wonāt run again in 2028 if he loses this election. He would be 82 or 83 at the time.
"No, I don't. I think ... that will be it. I don't see that at all," said The Demented One, when asked if he would run again in 4 years if he loses this year.
Of course, he said in 2020 that if he lost that year, we would never see or hear from him again. And sadly, that was not true. He never shuts the fuck up. He never goes away.
Do you believe him? Or is he full of shit? Am I insane for asking that? Because thatās what JESUS says in our latest episode. I still canāt believe his answer.
Halloweenās around the corner, would the Republicans run his corpse if they could? Would they clone him?
Robo-Donald?
Zombie Donald??
Cyborg-Vampire Donald?!?
We already have racist psychopath Donaldā¦although I assume all Donald retreads would have that.
Anyway, give the new episode of the God Pod in the video above a little looksie. Jesus and I recap what happened in the last week and somehow find ways to make each other laugh.
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Dear Donald Trump Jr.,
I see thou art whining about having to explain to children that a shooter almost killed thy father. Now you know how it feels to be a parent sending their kids to public schools in the USA on any given day.
Thou shalt not complain about how unsafe it is living in America. Your father was the president for 4 years. What did he get done? Nothing. He literally people to āget over itā the day after a mass shooting in Iowa. Human life is meaningless to him.
Thou shalt not complain about how unsafe it is as you dadās cult rallies. He has been stirring up a hive of insane bees for 9 long years now. Did thou really thinkest the killer bees would never sting thee?
Thou shalt not blame Democrats for two registered Republicans trying to take out your dad in the last two months. Both assassins were registered as Republicans. This most recent one even voted for thy father in 2016!
It is not the fault of Democrats, who have always condemned violence and expressed gratitude that Donald is okay. It is the fault of Republicans, who see no problem in encouraging others to commit acts of violence, as your father did on January 6, 2021. As he did last week against Haitian immigrants. As he always does.
Hast thou not ever studied history? Being a fascist leader isnāt all itās cracked up to be. Thou might want to read to the end of what happened to Adolph Hitler in World War 2.
Those who live by the sword, die by the sword.
Those who live by the violent rhetoric, die by their own violent rhetoric.
Those who stand in the way of gun control, shall see their own family members die by guns not being controlled.
Here endeth the lesson.
THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!
PS - Oh also, Jesus and I talked about everything thatās happened in the last week in this weekās episode. Itās been a lot.
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Dear Humans,
Lo, last night was wonderful. It was the long waited for comeuppance that Donold so richly deserved. It was the smiting we all needed to watch! Thank you to everyone who joined our live chat! Jesus and I had so much fun hanging out with you! It was so nice having our live chat locked to paid subscribers so we could enjoy it without fear of having any trolls there.
After the debate, loser Donold went to the spin room, a sure sign that he knew he had just been destroyed. Every single channel was praising Kamalaās performance and utterly aghast at the things Donold said. Except for Fox News of course, which merely complained that ABC did something called āfact-checking.ā His supporters are now vowing to never watch ABC or Disney ever again. LOLā¦ok sure.
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