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"You can't breathe through your butthole."
This weekās scariest horror movie is... A Quiet Place Part II. This film has everything: A baby in a Moses basket with a scuba mask, Emily Blunt flooding yet another basement like itās her post-apocalyptic hobby, And a pirate radio station broadcasting nothing but Bobby Darin. If you love soundproof babies, damp trauma, and end-of-the-world DJs with a flair for the dramatic, this episodeās for you!
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Up Next: Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2 (1987)
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"Tell me more about the time you used the dildo medicinally.ā
This weekās scariest movie is... Smile 2. This movie has everything: A Flatliners-style shock therapy plan that says ātrauma, but make it crispy,ā proof that Voss Water that might actually be a sinister organization, And a setup for Smile 3 where a stadium full of cursed teenage girls starts the smilepocalypse. If you love movies that fake you out with Pizza Hut metaphors and then kick you RIGHT in the feelings, this episodeās for you!
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Up Next: A Quiet Place 2 (2020)
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"If your husband comes back from the woods with a virus, just pack a bag and go."
This weekās slimiest horror movie is... Slither. This film has everything: a man so nice they infected him twice, A small-town countdown to deer season, and a "Backter" reveal that will blow your mind. If you love parasitic slugs, small-town chaos, and family values warped by alien hive minds, this episodeās for you!
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Up Next: Smile 2 (2024)
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"If you want it to be less formal, youāre gonna have to take off the fucks-edo."
This weeks scariest movie is... Night of the Comet. This movie has everything. A retail uprising led by Stockboy Willie, the patron saint of mall trauma, Survivors who were clearly chosen by Zordon for their teenage attitude and excellent hair, and a sexy comet that turns everyone into glittery Himalayan sea salt. If you love post-apocalyptic mall chaos, Power Rangers logic, and sparkly extinction events, this episodeās for you!
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Up Next: Slither (2006)
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"What if we turn on the death machine that gives us boners?"
This weekās horniest horror movie is... From Beyond. This film has everything: a scientist who accidentally builds a machine that unlocks the horny dimension, a sentient nut sack villain with a brain-dick, and Ken Foree fighting interdimensional monstersā¦ in nothing but a Speedo. If you love cosmic horror, body horror, and movies that make you say, "Wait, does this need more sex or less?", this episodeās for you!
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Up Next: Night of the Comet (1984)
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"Climb, girl, climb!"
This weeks scariest movie is.... Night of the Demons. This movie has everything, A funeral home with a terrible backstory, a Spooky Strobe light Burlesque, and a hidden compartment you never saw coming. So grab your boombox, avoid mirrors, and for the love of GodāCLIMB, GIRL, CLIMB!
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Up Next: From Beyond (1986)
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"I do declare, your smoked meats are superior."
This weeks Scariest movie is.... Motel Hell. This movie has everything. A motel that may or may not double as a swingers' paradise. A meat-smoking entrepreneur whose meats get way too many sexual compliments. 50 Centās lost Halloween album, Rump Scare. A philosophical debate on whether vegans would eat people if they were planted like vegetables. It's Texas Chainsaw Massacre meets Top Chef meets the worldās most unsettling farm-to-table experience. So grab a Slim Jim (or maybe donāt), because it takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincentās fritters.
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Up Next: Night of the Demons (1988)
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"Never follow a billionaire to a second location unless they donāt know youāre following them."
This weekās scariest movie is Blink Twice. This movie has everything: sinister billionaires, mind-wiping perfume, and Channing Tatumās suspicious new teeth.
If youāve ever wondered, āIs this CEO trying to kill everyoneā¦ OR just me?ā while staring longingly out a rainy windowāthis film is for you.
We break down the Rules for Dealing with Billionaires, admire Tanning Chathamās commitment to rich guy menace, and pitch the greatest reality show never made: Hot Survivor Bitches.
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Up Next: Motel Hell (1980)
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"I got dick'ed down so bad that I moved."
This weeks scariest movie was... Vampire in Brooklyn. This movie has everything: a toothy prince looking for his queen, an ancient supernatural bachelor patiently waiting for his best friend's kid to grow up so he can shoot his immortal shot, and a Scream connections you'll never see coming. Will Todd survive this bizarre Coming to America meets Dracula fever dream? Will Paige convince us that this movie is secretly amazing? And most importantly, how does one get dick down so bad they have to relocate? Tune in and find out!
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Up Next: Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)
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"Arguably a better ending than Scream!"
This film has everything: ghostface killers, a group of teens so clueless they make actual horror protagonists look like geniuses, and pop culture references so 2000s they should come with a dial-up modem. If you love slashers, satire, and comedy that hits way harder than it should, this episodeās for you!
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Up Next: Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)
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"Going Super Saiyan, for Jesus"
This weekās hottest movie is... The Deliverance. This film has everything: a struggling single mother, children befriending demonic music producers, and Glenn Close delivering lines that will haunt your dreams. Youāve got the demonization of the social safety net, possessions, and an exorcism featuring Holy gibberish. If you're into supernatural thrillers that blend family drama with a side of 'Did that just happen?', this episode's for you!
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Up Next: Scary Movie (2000)
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āMore like Orphan: 5th Kill.ā
This weekās hottest movie is... Orphan: First Kill. This film has everything: Isabelle Fuhrman in the ārole of a lifetimeā, a rich family with deeply questionable instincts, and Julia Stiles going absolutely feral. Youāve got identity theft, murder cover-ups that escalate at record speed, and a twist so insane it makes the original movie look like a PBS special. If you love horror that takes a hard left turn into chaos, this episodeās for you!
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Up Next: The Deliverance (2024)
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"It's like the story of the Phoenix had a baby with Persephone"
This weekās hottest movie is... Revenge (2017). This film has everything: a luxury desert getaway, a fearless heroine, and revenge so brutal it it features a blood slip and slide. If youāre into neon-drenched vengeance, stomach-churning gore, and men learning the hard way not to underestimate a woman, this episodeās for you!
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Up Next: Orphan: First Kill (2022)
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"TRAINS CAN ONLY GO ONE DIRECTION!!!"
This weekās hottest movie is... Species. This film has everything: a genetically engineered alien-human hybrid, a crack team of scientists, mercenaries, as well as a man who has access to his feelings, and Natasha Henstridge as a seductive alien with a tounge she can't wait to shove through the back of your head. If youāre into sci-fi thrillers with body horror, questionable ethical decisions, and more goo than a slime factory, this episodeās for you!
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"M3GAN FOX!!!"
This weekās hottest movie is... Subservience. This film has everything: a struggling father , an AI assistant who can't wait to ease his pain, and a movie that ignores everything that is interesting in the movie. If youāre into sci-fi thrillers that make you question if having sex with a lifelike Nanny-bot is cheating, this episodeās for you!
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Up Next: Species (1995)
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"Sometimes movie sets be haunted, you guys"
This weekās hottest movie is... The Exorcism (2024). This film has everything: a washed-up actor, a daughter questioning if her father's demons are literal or figurative, and a reveal so disappointing we were legit sad when it happened. If you're into meta-horror that makes you question what's real, this episode's for you!
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"It's clear not enough of you have googled Porter Rockwell"
This weekās hottest movie is... Heretic. This film has everything: two Mormon missionaries, a sinister, and a house would make H. H. Holmes jealous. Youāve got theological debates that escalate faster than Todd can bring up he was raised the in LDS Church and Paige droping tons of cult knowledge. If youāre into faith-based thrillers that test the limits of belief, you wonāt want to miss this!
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"Sometimes it takes a good guy in a frock to stop a bad guy in a frock"
This weekās hottest movie is... The First Omen. This film has everything: a young American nun sent to a Roman orphanage, sinister conspiracies lurking in the Vatican's shadows, and a quest to prevent the birth of the Antichrist. If you're into supernatural horror that intertwines faith and fear, this episode's for you!
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"Doctore is, possibly a god, or Iron Man"
"This weekās hottest movie is... Jason X. This movie has everything: a frozen killer resurrected in space, a spaceship with worse security than a convenience store, and futuristic teenagers who still make terrible decisions (thank god). If youāre into slashers with a sci-fi twist and body counts higher than the spaceship's oxygen levels, this episodeās for you!"
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"It's always the person you most suspect"
This weekās hottest movie is... MaXXXine. This movie has everything: neon-soaked 1980s chaos, VHS tapes with a body count, and Mia Goth delivering a performance so intense it could melt a Walkman. If youāre into slasher flicks with a synthwave soundtrack and enough twists to snap a Rubikās Cube, this episodeās for you!
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