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The Two Bobs – Episode 281
Release Date:Monday, May 26, 2025
Welcome back, Bobs! After a longer-than-usual break (thanks, Rob’s immune system), The Two Bobs return with beer in hand and a fresh pile of weird, wild, and WTF-worthy news. You missed us. We missed us. Let’s get weird.
What Are We Drinking?
Rob sips on a freezer-born Frankenstein: Evil Twin Freezer Fresh Sundae Neapolitan Imperial Pastry Stout
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Robert enjoys a citrusy tongue twister: Basic City Beer Company Citra-Lingus Double IPA
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Random Shit
We took a longer break than intended, and we're really not sorry
Rob got sick, which is tragic… mostly for us.
Crazy News You Can’t Make Up
Seattle park gets sticky — Man accused of treating public park like a private viewing booth
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Florida man levels up polyamory — Marries three women in three counties. Efficiency? Or insanity?
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Arachnophobia meets NASCAR — Woman crashes car trying to kill a spider while driving
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Cannonball Run, 1800s Edition — Kansas man steals an 800-pound cannon to trade for drugs
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Self-love and cucumbers — DC man sentenced after repeated lewd acts involving public handrails and produce
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Indiana does Indiana things — New law allegedly requires porn viewers to register as sex offenders. Spoiler: it’s satire (we think?)
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Closing Thoughts
We may not be consistent, but we are committed to bringing you the most head-shaking, face-palming content from the corners of the internet nobody should go. Until next time—stay weird, stay buzzed, and stay out of Florida.
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The Two Bobs episode 280 for Monday, April 28, 2025:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Barrel Aged Behemoth from Three Floyds. https://untp.beer/lgnar
Robert nursed a Juice Head Double IPA from Solace. https://untp.beer/myp80
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS was drafted before Shedeur Sanders.
A drunken Florida Man® wearing a pink wig, fake breasts and a pink thong was busted outside an Applebee’s while attempting to get into the wrong car. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/applebees/thong-man-275830
A Pennsylvania woman was busted after shitting in a liquor store’s beer cave. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/beer-cave-horror-708941
A man in Louisiana rode a horse through a Walmart claiming it was his emotional support animal. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14599535/man-rode-horse-walmart-excuse-Louisiana.html
College students in Canada were held hostage by a gaggle of Canada Geese outside their home. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/kitchener-waterloo/aggressive-canada-geese-waterloo-tiktok-videos-chasing-students-1.7506039
Financial experts (not including Rob) are recommending that investors diversify portfolios into several harebrained schemes. https://theonion.com/financial-experts-recommend-diversifying-portfolio-with-multiple-harebrained-schemes/
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The Two Bobs episode 279 for Monday, April 7, 2025:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Bourbon County Brand Stout (2022) from Goose Island. https://untp.beer/MyemE
Robert nursed an Irish Cream Stout from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/1bb120695c
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Robert’s birthday week was a blast, and everyone had fun!
This week’s CRAZY NEWS was just assessed reciprocal tariffs. Thankfully, most of its products are already produced in Florida.
An Oregon man keeps finding jugs full of piss in his recycle bin. https://www.kwtx.com/2025/03/28/its-lot-pee-man-has-no-idea-who-is-putting-gallons-urine-his-recycling-bin-or-why/
Florida Man® is being remembered for a life of Marlboros, fast women and Ford Broncos in his obituary. https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/obit-florida-man-remembered-for-life-of-marlboros-fast-women-and-ford-broncos/
Florida Man® (this one hadn’t died yet) dressed up as a clown and got in a scuffle with police. https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/i-am-a-clown-florida-man-dressed-as-clown-gets-in-scuffle-with-police/
Florida Woman® held up a Dairy Queen for $1.50. https://people.com/woman-accused-holding-up-dairy-queen-stealing-dollar-fifty-11702913
A new Texas law requires shoppers to show their ID before buying phallic foods. https://theonion.com/new-law-requires-texans-to-show-id-to-buy-phallic-foods/
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The Two Bobs episode 278 for Monday, March 24, 2025:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Marshmallow Drip from Griffin Claw. https://untp.beer/62f6bf8ca3
Robert nursed a Screech Imperial Double Stout from Eredità Beer. https://untp.beer/LVqAn
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS is all computer, just like a Tesler.
A Japanese parenting app has a demon call your little shit of a spawn when it’s misbehaving. https://soranews24.com/2025/03/08/japanese-parenting-app-has-demon-call-your-phone-and-scold-your-misbehaving-kids/
Learn more here! https://uncannyjapan.com/podcast/oni-kara-denwa/
Florida Man® stole an ambulance and finished his beer before being arrested. https://www.clickorlando.com/traffic/2025/03/16/florida-man-steals-ambulance-finishes-beer-before-being-arrested-troopers-say/
Florida Man® drove recklessly before exiting his car to dance on the freeway wearing only a hard hat. https://www.motorbiscuit.com/florida-man-arrested-dancing-us-route-1/
A naked man named Weiner was busted for indecent exposure after fleeing the scene of a car crash. https://nypost.com/2025/03/10/us-news/shawn-weiner-sr-accused-of-stripping-naked-on-new-hampshire-road/
Egg companies are assuring customers that a dozen eggs has always meant ‘nine’ and that eggflation is all in your heads. https://theonion.com/egg-companies-assure-customers-dozen-has-always-meant-9/
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The Two Bobs episode 277 for Monday, March 10, 2025:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Sin Repent Repeat from Griffin Claw. https://untp.beer/8aK6a
Robert nursed a KBS Hazelnut Fudge. https://untp.beer/xAaD5
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS is scared of transgender mice.
A 36-year-old OnlyFans star is touring nursing homes to find elderly men to be in her naughty videos. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-14444887/OnlyFans-star-36-tours-nursing-homes-elderly-men-appear-X-rated-videos.html
Florida Man® pretended to be a representative of an NBA player before swiping a pair of earrings by swallowing them. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna194879
Florida Woman® stabbed her boyfriend after he refused to eat her cooking. https://coralspringstalk.com/woman-arrested-stabbing-boyfriend-54904
A Missouri man was charged with having sex with a Metrolink seat, again. https://www.firstalert4.com/2025/02/27/man-charged-second-time-with-attempting-sex-act-with-metrolink-seat/
A Southwest flight had to return back to the gate after a female passenger stripped naked. https://abc7chicago.com/post/naked-woman-southwest-airlines-flight-houston-phoenix-prompts-travelers-return-back-gate-hobby-airport/15983489/
Going forward, the NOAA will be relying solely on wind chimes to detect approaching hurricanes. https://theonion.com/noaa-cuts-leave-wind-chimes-as-sole-predictor-of-approaching-hurricanes/
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The Two Bobs episode 276 for Monday, March 3, 2025:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Junk and Rubbish from Shorts. https://untp.beer/0e979182c9
Robert nursed a Big Hearted IPA from Bells. https://untp.beer/1wjQQ
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A show about Florida Man® wants all of your craziest Florida Man® stories. https://www.miaminewtimes.com/arts/florida-man-show-wants-your-craziest-sunshine-state-stories-22548528
This week’s CRAZY NEWS just got into an Oval Office altercation with the President while J. Vance licked the bottom his shoes.
California wants to make Bigfoot its official mythical creature—because nothing says “state pride” like honoring a giant, hairy beast that spends its life dodging cameras like a drunk celebrity on a bender. https://www.abc10.com/article/news/local/california/california-bigfoot-state-mythical-creature/103-f323a5f5-f07f-47ae-a6e0-fa9119802e60
An Essex prankster turned special delivery into special diarrhea—right through the neighbor’s letterbox. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/33451283/neighbour-from-hell-poo-letterbox/
A couple’s flight to Venice came with an unexpected upgrade—four hours next to a corpse. We’d take that over a screaming child any day. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/couple-forced-sit-dead-body-plane-4-hours-woman-dies-flight-rcna193617
A Georgia man went from toxic ex to full-blown supervillain, bombing a woman’s home and plotting a python attack—because therapy was just too mainstream. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/stephen-glosser-sentenced-bombing-woman-home-plotting-python-attack-georgia/?ftag=CNM-00-10aac3a
A forgetful man’s free trial habit is catching up to him—much like all those auto-renew charges sneaking up to bite him in the anus. https://theonion.com/forgetful-man-playing-fast-and-loose-with-free-trials/
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The Two Bobs episode 275 for Monday, February 24, 2025:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed an Oh Fudge! from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/b7da09ce12
Robert nursed a Filthy Animal from Solace Brewing. https://untp.beer/vgY8b
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS has taken control of the Panama Canal and is only letting pontoon boats full of people drinking Miller Lite and waving American flags through.
In a TTB first, we couldn’t find a location for this story to save our lives. Somewhere in the world, presumably, a woman was arrested for filling her ex’s gas tank with pre-sucked Skittles and Coke Zero. https://www.hypefresh.com/viral-mugshot-woman-arrested-for-filling-exs-gas-tank-with-skittles-and-coke-zero/
A Minnesota Senator wants to make it legal to eat beavers again. The Bobs have been eating beavers for decades! https://www.fox9.com/news/mn-senator-wants-make-legal-eat-beavers
An Atlanta man broke into a mall after hours just to make himself some Cinnabon.https://www.wyff4.com/article/cinnabon-theft-atlanta-mall/63632121
Two Colorado men were arrested for attempting to use a cannon to launch drugs into a federal prison in Louisiana. https://krdo.com/news/2025/02/17/two-colorado-men-arrested-for-attempting-to-launch-drugs-into-federal-prison-in-louisiana/
A new death row fast past allows convicts to skip to the front of the execution line, along with some other luxurious perks not offered with the basic plan. https://theonion.com/new-death-row-fast-pass-allows-convicts-to-skip-execution-line/
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The Two Bobs episode 274 for Monday, February 3, 2025:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Strawberry Shortcake Imperial Ale from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/B2Jbp
Robert was so titillated by Rob’s beer review from our last episode that he couldn’t help but review it himself, nursing a KBS Double Oaked from Founders. https://untp.beer/37ba2ac74a
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We discussed the Super Bowl that none of us wanted but we’re all getting.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS imposed a 25% tariff on cheesesteaks from Philadelphia.
A UK woman is facing jailtime for bombarding her boyfriend’s ex with fart videos. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/33075854/woman-faces-jail-bombarding-boyfriends-ex-videos-of-farting/
A shitfaced Connecticut man who was pulled over going 130 MPH told police he was in a hurry to see his cat. https://dailyvoice.com/ct/norwich/drunk-norwich-driver-speeding-at-130-mph-was-in-hurry-to-see-his-cat-police/
A Canadian man inadvertently got his dick frozen to the ground after being pinned down with his pants down. https://www.tmz.com/2025/01/24/canadian-man-penis-stuck-to-ice-caused-by-bad-behavior-video/
An employee for the city of Pittsburg was injured after a toilet explosion. https://wjactv.com/news/local/employee-injured-after-toilet-explodes-inside-pittsburgh-city-government-building-investigation-pennsylvania-bizarre-accident-shattered-
In an attempt to end decades of confusion around why we always feel like shit after eating beef, the National Beef Council debuted their new “You’re Supposed to Feel Like That” campaign. https://theonion.com/national-beef-council-debuts-new-youre-supposed-to-feel-like-that-campaign/
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The Two Bobs episode 273 for Monday, January 27, 2025:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a KBS Double Oaked from Founders. https://untp.beer/37ba2ac74a
Robert nursed a Pure Imagination from Starr Hill. https://untp.beer/e2a2cbe84b
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS was banned by executive order. Thankfully, the Supreme Court temporarily blocked it, citing a free speech violation.
In a caffeinated twist, a local barista discovered that not all surprise visitors are welcome when a monkey swung into the drive-thru and took a bite out of more than just the morning rush. https://www.lagniappemobile.com/news/local-barista-attacked-bitten-by-monkey-that-jumped-into-drive-thru-window/article_b238d74c-d525-11ef-9334-17955f29d78b.html
In a vodka-fueled fiasco, a Russian man attempted to rob a store with a toy gun, only to end up legs in the air, stuck behind the counter, and later found at home still sipping his ill-gotten booze. https://nypost.com/video/drunk-thief-attempts-to-hold-up-store-with-toy-gun/
In a Thai tale gone awry, a British grandma’s bucket list turned into a naked hotel tour after a spiked booze bucket left her baring it all. https://nypost.com/2025/01/14/lifestyle/grans-thai-booze-bucket-warning-after-she-was-spiked-and-roamed-hotel-naked/
A wild night in Indiana saw a woman crash a stolen car, take out a basketball hoop and a tree, then cap it off with a nude shower before being arrested. https://wsbt.com/news/local/stolen-vehicle-crash-woman-nude-shower-basket-ball-hoop-tree-hit-police-investigation-arrest-jail-charged-theft-crime-mischief-public-nudity-greenlawn-drive-laporte-county-indiana
The U.S. Mint faces anal-level scrutiny after introducing John Wilkes Booth pennies, proving some ideas should stay in the vault. https://theonion.com/u-s-mint-introduces-new-controversial-john-wilkes-booth-pennies/
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The Two Bobs episode 272 for Monday, January 13, 2025:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Chestnut Praline from Southern Tier. Better late than never. https://untp.beer/d9xzl
Robert nursed a Stouty McSout Face from Solace Brewing. https://untp.beer/r8lgj
Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your Amazon truck, which will cause your packages to be delayed 1-3 business days.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS just acquired Greenland, although we’re not sure if it was by purchase or by force.
An inebriated Californian was pulled over and declared herself “DUI” instead of “designated driver,” although the former is factually more accurate. https://lawandcrime.com/crime/im-the-dui-tonight-police-bodycam-catches-new-years-eve-designated-driver-slipup-during-traffic-stop/
A woman in California lost her emotional support python in a traffic incident. Luckily for her, and for the rest of society, it was later located and returned. https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2024/12/17/canton-woman-reunited-with-lost-emotional-support-python-after-winter-crash/
Florida Woman® accidentally texted a narcotics investigator to purchase drugs. https://www.wjhg.com/2025/01/06/woman-accidentally-texts-narcotics-investigator-purchase-drugs-leads-arrest/
Florida Man® with a sunflower tattoo on his chest stole an Amazon truck while wearing a “Good Vibes Only” shirt. https://www.local10.com/news/local/2024/12/18/police-track-down-stolen-amazon-truck-to-miami-1-in-custody/
Florida Woman® relieved herself on the floor of a Family Dollar while Florida Man® stole $500 worth of merchandise. https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-woman-relieves-herself-family-dollar-store-floor-man-steals-500-cleaning-products-pcso
A jealous Donald Trump upstaged recently deceased President Carter by throwing his own state funeral. https://theonion.com/jealous-trump-throws-own-state-funeral-to-upstage-carters/
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