Afleveringen
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This week the boys are back with a wild ride that goes from EVOâs scandalous rendezvous at a nude beach in Sydney (where, letâs just say, heâs tanning more than just his ego) to The Lord of Baconâs existential crisisâapparently, we have less time now than our parents did. But donât worry, folks, heâs here to remind us that wasting time is a family tradition.
Meanwhile, E-Dawg is facing PTSD after taking his cat to the vetâspoiler alert: itâs not just the cat who needs therapy now.
Then, things take a turn for the absurd as the boys dive into the world of strange surnames (you wonât believe what they found), play What Would You Do If You Ruled the World? (prepare for some unhinged answers), and discuss the things that should be illegal but arenâtâbecause apparently, common sense has gone on vacation.
Join us for laughs, chaos, and probably too much bacon.
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This week, Evo sets out on a heroic quest to find the perfect egg, only to crack one tougher than his old leather skin (and thatâs saying something). The boys discuss how Evo's search for breakfast turned into a battle of wills with his eggs, with no clear winner.
Meanwhile, Lord Short Cut nearly had a heart attack this weekâdonât worry, heâs fine⊠ishâafter a terrifying incident that may or may not have involved too much stress and an unhealthy amount of spearmint choc milks getting him the name "FAT RAFTER"
In the midst of all the egg drama, E-Dawg regrets getting the worst tattoo ever and is now on the brink of needing an amputation after a spa incident left him more moist than an oyster. (Trust us, itâs as bad as it sounds.)
But thatâs not all! The boys dive deep into some questionable life choices, from bad sportsmanship to the ethics of sleeping with your mother-in-law to secure the perfect throuple. Oh, and letâs not forget the major slip-up when one of them gets caught watching porn on the projector in front of... well, pretty much everyone.
Itâs an episode full of chaos, questionable decisions, and way more moisture than anyone needed.
Tune in for all the laughs, the cringes, and the life lessons we definitely didnât learn.
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Zijn er afleveringen die ontbreken?
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In this chaotic episode, Edawg kicks things off by recounting his wild motorcycle crash â and just when you think it canât get worse, Mrs. B bursts in, flustered and covered in dirt, revealing sheâs just crashed their brand new 4x4! Canât even drive a brand-new car without drama, eh?
Then, Edawg drops some serious knowledge on us â did you know magpies have a seagull face? No? Well, buckle up, because things are about to get weird.
Meanwhile, Evo makes his way to a ghost town in Kal, where he hits up a brothel and, letâs just say, gets the full âtreatment.â You wonât believe what happened next.
Oh, and Lord Shortcut? Well, he's out here doing all things bacon â and weâre not talking about your average Sunday fry-up. It's all about crispy, greasy, glorious bacon⊠and a few other choice words, as usual.
Tune in for this wild ride full of crashes, magpie facts, and a whole lot of bacon. Itâs an episode you definitely wonât want to miss!
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The boys are back, and things get real weird this week. EDawg has a run-in with a bloke at the local tip ,an old campaigner who's got nothing left to lose. Fists fly, dignity is questionable, and we learn that trash fights are surprisingly poetic.
Meanwhile, EVO decides itâs time to bring in the HR department (because someone has to keep this circus in check) and unveils his latest brew Iguana Piss Beer. Its tropical, radioactive, and probably illegal. Also on tap Alcoholic Passiona because why shouldn't a childhood classic ruin your adulthood?
And then theres The Lord. Ah yes, The Lord. He continues his streak of adding absolutely nothing of substance to the pod, other than his unwavering support for the strangest things imaginable. Will he ever contribute? Probably not. Do we love him for it? Absolutely.
The boys also go deep into:
AI: Will it destroy us, or just replace EVOs HR department?
Sharks: Apex predators or just misunderstood sea dogs?
American Murders: Why do they hit different?
The underrated health benefits of a good Gin & Tonic.
Crack a tin, pour a questionable beverage, and strap in. Itâs a mess, but itâs our mess.
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Dinner For 2 .... Arguably the best meal you could have if all goes right!!!
Speaking of right Evo rocks up half full of piss smashed of episode sponsors Wild Turkey .... here some of the shit he spins this week ....
Expect greatness from the Lord & E-dawg this week as they lock in on the most shocking topics this week.
Chat to yas next week
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Legends we are on a slippery slop to dinner for two.... episode 69 but before that is the warm up episode 68 and wow have we brought the topics !!!
The Lord ...well oh my Freckle licking ... want to know the full story best jump across to Patreon and hear the full download on that.
Evo hit this one hard !! how hard you say ??? as hard as you would be smashing the Viagra... him 4 Jamesons deep waiting for the 2 dickheads to arrive to start the show adds for some interesting yarns.
E-dawg is on the health kick ... and oh my he needs it FAT BOI !!! but if you don't start you won't ! apart from that he brings the questions that are dividing the internet .... Vegemite or peanut butter ???? or have you done an aqua bog ???? who seriously shits in the ocean ??? bit wild ... rather a shark swim by then Mr Hanky.
Chat to yas next week !!
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Legends !!! back on the mics for another week.
The Dawg has a Tumultuous week from needing the eye balls operated on again ..... joys of going blind .... to having a rap battle with Drake to getting measles from the show ... it all went down
The Lord buys a motorcycle and starts up the 2% club The Unprofessional MC so against the grain its scratchy.
Evo is still in Kal it's hot as balls and Frenchy is finger banging !!! could be worse could have 102 trowser snakes in your backyard trying to freak in the sheets.
Uncle Don is bringing back straws so we can now enjoy a drink with out the paper mashay in the gob ... Who else is getting a pardon ??? can we see the Tiger King set free ???
Chat to yas next week .......
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Green Light ... The say life is full of green light moments .... well Evo got one ! the green light to head to the BROTHEL .... TOUR anyway it's all the same to us I mean if the shoe fits we wear it.
The Lord is looking fresh as coming off his recent Baywatch holiday up the coast which doesn't disappoint like his face!
E-dawg tackles the topic that divides the world .. Sit or stand .. what do you do ?? sit to wipe stand to wipe?? would love to know ,also these planes dropping out the sky in the land of the Yank! WTF Black Hawk Down Baby
Hey want a big sausage ???? turns out that your partner doesn't ?? medium sausages are the preference go figure?? seems different to the vids we watch on the internet ..., #PHIUB
Like always chat to ya next week
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What's going on legends ??? we will tell ya..... Evo dials in from Kalgoorlie !! with his ear to the ground provides all the gossip from the east... and with his last Sex Ed talk there is moisture everywhere!
The Lord Short cut survives not 1 but 3 earth quakes now in sunny N town ... we are starting to think its him that's causing the changes in the weather throwing bacon at the ground.
Mr- Dawg .... has introduced a second pussy ... wow mind out the gutter a pussy cat ... they say life starts when you have 2 pussy's to please time will tell if this was a good YES decision.
In general the lads talk about the socials game with tiktok getting banned in the U.S for about 3 seconds to it now being American owned ... From the absolutely wild scenes that are on MR Musks X its like a naked advertising platform ... and we are subscribed lol mite need one of Elons Chips in the brain to function with it !!!!
Anyway Like always ... got a story a yarn ... a topic send it through ...
Peace Out From The Unprofessional Fam
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Legends!!! back with this weeks episode and this time ..... We are on the road !!!! road trips are fun ?? we hit the big Pit ... Not Brad Pitt, but the super pit out in the mining mecca they call Kalgoorlie.
It's bloody roasting out here ... and how do you stay cool ?? well a good squirting will cool ya down !! Sex Ed Steve takes us through the do's and don't's to get your grip on ...... rumour has it they used these techniques to put out the Cali fires.
Speaking of the California fires .. man has there been some conspiracy theories about that!! from shutting off the water ... cancelling insurance .. our boy Mel G has all the gossip . What's your theory ???
Some banger topics anyway legends !!
if your keen to get on the show send those msgs and recordings through
Chat to yas next week
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Legends !! we are back for season 3 of what we think is the greatest way to treat your ears once a week....
2025 holly demon Happy New Year and we are kicking it off with a bang !! some would say we crashed into it. heaps going on heaps of topics so stay tuned for the fun and the shenanigans that we have installed.
Want a visual ??? jump over to YouTube and have a watch of the mayhem
Chat to yas next week
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Legends !! back with the best of 2024 ... all those fun bits !!
Happy new year can't wait to hit 2025 hard as..
The UnPro Fam
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Legends !! going to keep this one short and sweet !!! Merry Christmas you filthy animals .... Thanks so much for the support over 2024 it's been crazy !!
Stay safe this Xmas ... Drink plenty of water... eat plenty of... and live that dream ...
Enjoy the yarns
See yas in the new year
Cheers
Evo, E-Dawg and The Lord Shortcut
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Legends !!! Holly demon its bloody hot !!! we sit down and sweat out episode 61 one for use ... well and its a banger.
Evo hits the money ... with the mystery beers that actually don't disapoint from pink lemonade sours to bubble gum beer .
The Lord finishes up dance ... literally thank the lord ! and can now actually leave the tap shoes at home and come out with the Boyzzz ... he also dives into a new trade plumbing some say he is good with fondling pipes.
Mr Dawg heads past the adult mega super store ... are things BIG in there or is it just super comprehensive??? let us know .
We dive back into slang topics ..... Shot of whisky .... Cocktails learn the origin ... it may change the way you view them
DUI can you say the alphabet backwards you should try its harder sober then you think ? Ever been kicked out of venue ??? send it in as Uncle Dan Andrews has been kicked out of all venues hahaha sucks when the shoe is on the other foot.
.... 1 week to Xmas WTF where has the year gone ??? that being said next episode is our Xmas Ep so if you have something Christmas related send that through ... If you wanna give ya flog mate a shout out send it in .... You want to pay out the Lord Short Cut send it in .... get involved use mad dawgs
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Legends !!! we have made the big 60 its now a down hill slide to death and retirement but we got this !!!!
Bang !!! we finally try the best Pale Ale in the world ... that's right The Unprofessionals Pale Ale Tribute series has dropped and the crafts man at Sand Groper Brewing has dominated ....
Lord Short Cut has finally stopped being a dance dad to the delight of the team ..... Dance is over and the Cut has been let loose on the world ... look out !!!
Evo goes ticks all the boxes this week with the mystery beer ! dives in to his love of tight asses and hits us with the right amount of peach! Must have been all that rocking out at Green Spoon that helped ... or was it the Prosecco ???
Mr Dawg ... he has gone off to surgery ... turns out a face lift is a thing .... accelerating his modelling career he gets the full Blue Steel facelift lip pout ..... Jokes he had his eye balls cut up!!! and was in an absolute state !!
Legends we are a Midges ball hair away from The BIG Man In RED coming to visit us so send in those worse Xmas present you have ever been given
Chat to yas next week !!!
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Well Legends !!! we have hit the big 59er like 69er but not as wild ....
Evo hits us straight up with a mystery beer ... Pickle Dickle Beer and my lord E-dawg referenced it to cheetah piss .... How does he know ????
Mr Short Cut ... is no more !!! he is now The Lord !!! Knighted from uncle Charles himself ... may the lord be with us
Well as the title states worst injuries .... off the back of Mrs B pushing the delete button on both ankles the lads talk through there most hectic injuries ... from cricket balls to the face , explosions , Car accidents .. you name it its happened and some of it is WILD.
Christmas is coming ... The jolly fat man ... No not E-dawg .. send us those worst xmas gifts you have. received I'm sure you have the old mother in-law that hates ya face and gets you something worse then a lynx pack.
Anyway legends chat to yas next week for the BIG 60
Much love the UnPro Fam
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Legends !! Back in the studio and bringing you a banger !!! quite literally our good friend Bonnie Blue is banging her way into the record books setting her sites on aussie meat..
Anyone seriously think the Mike Tyson fight was serious ??? only fight we seen was trying to stream it ... Netflix lift ya game ya muppets !!!
Wanna know the origin of the rude finger salute ??? the middle finger wave ???? the up yours pal ??? the bird ??? well we have dug through the history books and it all makes sense now ....
We have a massive announcement ... you can keep listening to our show and still go to heaven ... that's right a church in Mexico is selling land in heaven for as little as $100 a square meter !! mad not to have 1000m of that.
And Mr Dawg ... gets the latest gossip from Steve Jobs ... Apples new iPhone 17 is going to have a sprinkle of the Elon Musk in it !! Starling baby !! don't see ya Google or Samsung phones doing that ??? or maybe they are regardless Apple for the Win
Stay tuned for next week one of the lads gets Knighted ... don't miss that
Cheers Legends
Much love the Unprofessional Fam
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Well Legends !!! The lads are still recovering from the old liver punishment weekend ...... they have a chance to check out the new Prado 250 series !!!! hmmmm what's your thoughts on it ??? ours ... are strange.
Donald is in like a duck ... means way more material for us lol but what's it mean for the world ? would he team up with Pauline and raise hell..
Shark man ... The Chicken F*%$cking husband , The Kid Laroi , Amber Heard and X ... Bit going on this episode so get those ears primed for greatness.
We step into a new studio but is it a thing ??? wait to hear the yarns on this ..... Next week
As always shout out to all use legends listening and shout out to all the good people that keep these episodes rolling !
Cheers The UnPro Fam
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Legends !!! what a massive 3 day long weekend at the 4x4 show !!!
Feeling it today !!! but man did we have a time ... was awesome to catch up and have a laugh with so many of use legends that support us on this mad ride.
Take a listen to this wrap up where a few legends jump on for a laugh, Kaiden from Hunters & Drifters ... The Gull and possibly Australia's best MC THE TONE from 4wd and and adventure show.
We can't wait to do it all again next year and massive shout out to Wildtrak Leisure & Colman for putting on such a sick event down there in the Content Creator Zone.
Yew Much Love The Unprofessional Fam
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Legends !!! what happens when the show is over ???? we go roaming few cheeky drinks mics and some of the biggest names in the game. From Shedlife Mac Preston to Fire To Fork and Escape The Daily trying to escape us lol !!!
Absolute legends at this years 4x4 show in Perth and you get to hear them unfiltered raw and having a good time with the Unprofessional Team.
Last day today legends so get down and see us use code UNPRO buy those tickets and lets goooooo!!!
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