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In a parallel universe, Gianni Infantino is a faceless functionary in a drab Glattbrugg lawyersâ office.But somehow this charmless blazer has wooed Donald Trump, partied with the Kardashians and wormed his way into the Middle East peace process.He did kick ups with Putin, cosied up to Salt Bae and carved his own name on the trophy. Twice.From FBI raids to $25,000 tickets, this is the story of the most hated man in footballâŠGet part 2 instantly when you subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers If youâve had an accident that wasnât your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorshipLinks from the show:Young Infantino - https://shorturl.at/yU3Cu Infantino family - https://static.india.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/MixCollage-13-Jul-2024-10-06-AM-7379.jpg?impolicy=Medium_Resize&w=1200&h=800 Infantino â07 Champions League final - https://shorturl.at/9Thxo Infantino gives Trump shirt - https://shorturl.at/slZLqInfantino and Putin - https://shorturl.at/Ppfr6 Keepie-uppies - https://www.instagram.com/reels/C4zofzpuxHz/ FIFA FIFA FIFA - https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1508452970828025867 Today i feel⊠- https://youtu.be/zy9jaX9RAbA?si=gJnhRrsJWjZmclu0&t=9 Al Thani combatting corruption prize - https://shorturl.at/nI0UL Salt Bae visit - https://x.com/TelemundoSports/status/1346885110495383554?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1346885110495383554%7Ctwgr%5Eabb69268fd4caa92cc894b2aa484919210f46bfe%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Ffootball%2F2022%2F12%2F22%2Ffifa-launches-investigation-salt-baes-gatecrashing-argentinas%2F Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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On the show today:
- Thomas Tuchel’s MILF summer.
- The Norwegian stars who had an orgy on the pitch.
- We hear from England fans caught in car tipping chaos in Mexico
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Links:
Hendo breaks arm - https://x.com/arsenalfami1y/status/2073973243568935166
Kane voice - https://x.com/arsenalfami1y/status/2073973243568935166
Anthony Gordon fuck off - https://x.com/arsenalfami1y/status/2073973243568935166
Scary Mexico fans - https://x.com/The_Forty_Four/status/2074030302712771013
David Bentley dance - https://www.instagram.com/p/DabVBSkBdV2/?hl=en-gb
Tuchel Mumsnet - https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/5549319-to-find-thomas-tuchel-strangely-attractive
Tuchel modelling - https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fs1lhimdxtyi91.jpg
Belgium Trump dance - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1upjdmz/during_the_celebrations_of_lukakus_goal_belgian/
Balogan red - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmAX7zw41CQ
Ted Cruz - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1uoymvh/no_politics_in_sport_senator_ted_cruz_to_trump_on/
Casemiro crying - https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/2073955232652943533
Sad fans on Copacabana - https://x.com/bbkigalifm/status/2074011024064184572
Bloke in Barcelona - https://shorturl.at/Cg3YW
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France’s 2010 World Cup squad was absolutely full of wrong’uns.
From illegal organ harvesting to sex tape blackmail, meet the mutinous French mob who had a meltdown in South Africa.
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On the show today:
- Hysteria and backstabbing as big dogs crash out the World Cup
- David Beckham’s awkward reunion
- Ben Stokes’ big moment is overshadowed by a pundit’s shagging
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Links:
Beckham awkward encounter - https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/comp-1782750686.png?w=646
Botham on England cricket behaviour - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3FKSCVCjypk
Jaded Stokes - https://shorturl.at/EH0tL
Bielsa - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1ugs4j3/heated_interview_from_marcelo_bielsa_after_being/
Hong Myung Bo banned from shops - https://shorturl.at/wrnn9
Hong Myung Bo blurred in interview - https://www.facebook.com/reel/1558002462427954
Hong Myung Bo bows to reporters - https://shorturl.at/Q8Xcs
Ruggeri - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1uilkbr/fabrizio_corona_matteo_ruggeri_allegedly_pays/
Garnacho hair - https://shorturl.at/Jv82D
JP hair - https://shorturl.at/ZAZgp
Townsend eating eggs on plane - https://www.instagram.com/p/DaDobq6gVm_/?hl=en
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The England squad that flew to Germany 20 years ago was packed with absolute wrong'uns.
From shagging grannies to battering DJs, meet England's last golden generation…
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On the show today:
- England fans robbing post offices
- The real reason Roberto Martinez stuck with Ronaldo
- Aaaand World Cup’s get its first sex scandal - more on that later
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Links:
Ghana witch doctor - https://shorturl.at/KvYF4
Lion prediction - https://www.facebook.com/reel/1983902578920572
Ronay account of Dallas - https://www.instagram.com/p/DZrf1UxTIz6/
Spanish drug shack - https://www.instagram.com/p/DZxuDiLi0Yr/
Drug shack street view - https://shorturl.at/OlBSZ
Mexico ‘86 wrong’uns doc - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GI6xxaRUvY
One Direction in Gothenburg - https://shorturl.at/jAk35
Xaud restaurant - https://shorturl.at/iMgiz
Germany 2010 photoshoot - https://bodypainting-arts.de/bodypainting-mit-der-fussball-national-elf-2010/
Harry Kane’s dad - https://shorturl.at/SI9UH
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Brazil’s Class of 2002 was filled with scintillating shaggers and absolute wrong'uns.
From fake lottery scams to 15-year-old fiancees, meet the World Cup's wildest winners…
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On the show today:
- Scotland’s wife-stealing striker
- Ecuador’s New York strip club adventures
- Has Anthony Joshua been CLONED
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Links:
Rod Stewart - https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/39402968/rod-stewart-scotland-world-cup-haiti-cancel-gig/
Scot hit by motorbike - https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/15312370/scotland-england-euro-tartan-army-fan-crash-motorbike/
Worm on the tube - https://x.com/SickChirpse/status/1405864051612303363
Lyndon Dykes tattoo - https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/10839282/lyndon-dykes-scotland-ronaldo/#
Lego Nike Air Max - https://www.lego.com/en-gb/product/nike-air-max-95-x-lego-set-43025?CMP=AFC-AffiliateUK-VqqTHYs0Frg-3536742-1537979-15
Red light district cycle lane argument - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DXD0ysrjql8/
Mexican locals Gangnam Style - https://x.com/ssmb291_/status/2066519419308970082
Lee Kang In phone snatch - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1u4u590/kangin_lee_gets_his_phone_taken_from_him_by/
Shibuya crossing celebration - https://x.com/MyLordBebo/status/2066393163325952234
Reversed Japan fans picking up litter - https://x.com/AndyHa_/status/1596842985098215424
Neymar steals kids shirt - https://x.com/AJIx1998/status/1596868190566424576
Kendry Paez strip joint - https://x.com/FootballReprt/status/1772449889126953381
Enner Valencia police chase - https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/oct/07/enner-valencia-everton-chased-police
Anthony Joshua clone - https://x.com/GreatBritishMC/status/2062592338237751785
John Fury punching walls - https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/2065985520258163029?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=trainspotters-underwear&_bhlid=854c537983ebb5edf9b8ba6451eb59be40218e7f
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On the show today:
- Has Thomas Tuchel been dogging in Kansas City?
- The sordid secret behind Ben Stokes’ nightclub scrap
- Lawrence Dallaglio’s back on the naughty step
JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834
Links:
Mexican Wave - https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1040007111920194&utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=severed-heads-of-criminals
USA Chants - https://x.com/WorldCup26HQ/status/2061822313104834657
Curacao Arrival - https://x.com/SI_FootballClub/status/2063448675989197130
1930 World Cup - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJhbRvMRssM&t=354s
Ben Duckett Noosa - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ottGKIRTL_4
Bosnich Injury - https://x.com/10SportAU/status/2062757384897151474
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England’s World Cup dream is in ruins. It’s the end of the golden generation.
And what comes next is even worse…
In part two, England’s stars sink even further: backseat blowies, managers leaking team sheets to punters on the tube, and undercover stings.
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Links from the show:
Jordan Henderson bebo: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSEtzGEhFHpAncPmAcQzueHxFPYTKwULTdOZA&s
Hodgson on the tube: https://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/63293000/jpg/_63293881_63285194.jpg
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On the show today:
- Raheem Sterling’s 9am balloon arrest
- Jack Wilshere’s chirpsing in fish and chip shops
- Amir Khan’s caveman sexts
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Links from the pod:
Sterling driving incident:
https://x.com/debornair99/status/2061513712813719634
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Miami, 2014.
Frazzled England gaffer Roy Hodgson throws on Ricky Lambert in a desperate bid to break the deadlock against 10 man Honduras.
The match finishes 0-0, and England’s darkest decade rolls on.
But for all their misery on the pitch, England’s stars did have fun off it: stripping on webcams, seshing at strip clubs and shoplifting from B&Q.
This is the story of England: the banter years…
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Links from the show:
Scott Carson howler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6dqnu2AZQM
Rob Green howler: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1l9sffr/on_this_day_15_years_ago_rob_green_lets_the/
Rooney loses it with fans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M7V4CiQGZs
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From chainsaw attackers to Nicklas Bendtner, we debate the funniest Arsenal players of all time…
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Unlock the Patreon version and get an extra episode every week: www.patreon.com/upshottowersOn the show today:- Pep’s drug scandal- More insane twists in Katie Price kidnap saga- Evangelos Marinakis’s punch up in the standsIf you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorshipJP's gossip hotline: 07354 079 834Links from the show:Pep chased on his bike: https://x.com/StokeyyG2/status/1546289403538046977Lee Andrews saying he's in Skegness: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DVOZ_ZHCCyf/ Marinakis fight: https://twitter.com/StokeyyG2/status/2058960754175275225Trina the Cleaner: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1tih7s2/tina_the_cleaner_of_wrexham_football_club_on_her/Belen Rodriguez foot licking: https://x.com/LeDirectInfo/status/2045400115712516605
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Doping was once a noble art, where Victorian eccentrics plied human guinea pigs with rat poison cocktails and cocaine enemas.
But with the launch of the Enhanced Games, it’s gone professional.
To celebrate this Las Vegas freakshow, we join legendary true crime podcast Redhanded for a special bonus episode on the history of doping.
Check out Redhanded: https://open.spotify.com/show/0emVYc04B4y5UzBIvA0axo?si=d429286f44784cb0
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On the show today: Saka and Rice’s 5am bender, the Formula 1 stripper drought, and has Katie Price’s Chelsea husband been KIDNAPPED?
Whatsapp JP’s gossip line on: 07354 079 834
Links from the pod:
Arsenal training ground celebrations: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1ti0nvf/the_moment_arsenal_found_out_they_became/
Leicester celebrations at Vardy’s house: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH6LNFw5clc
Ian Wright at the celebrations: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1ti42ej/ian_wright_joining_the_celebrations_outside_the/
Katie Price on her husband’s disappearance: https://youtu.be/21kDlti-uSk?si=HMrgjvndvjQeWNUX&t=45
Pep interview when Aguero left: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=3003647146579848
Taylor Harwood-Bellis binoculars celebration: https://x.com/SkySports/status/2054969995273130122
Middlesbrough restaurant spy advert: https://www.instagram.com/p/DYiEpFCu3ZF/
Cole Palmer hates the cinema: https://www.tiktok.com/@skysports/video/7640387889200729366
(Not) Neymar celebrating his World Cup call up: https://www.instagram.com/p/DYheFr-OuPf/
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On the pod today: Neymar slaps a wonderkid, Aubameyang scraps with a club exec, and has Mason Greenwood finally gone too far?
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Links from the pod:
Theo Hernandez’s “escort parties” - https://x.com/acmilan_brasil/status/2053954025423511705?s=46 Arsenal fan thrown down the stairs - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1t9vmx0/arsenal_fans_get_thrown_down_the_steps_at_the/
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Roman’s rags to riches tale turns to chaos as his Chelsea stars start wife swapping, he buys the moon, and gets poisoned by the KGB.
Links from the pod:
- Terry slip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSnZz0kBnqs
- Torres goal against Barca with the Nevgasm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCmSJvT0Z1Y
- Branislav Ivanovic interview: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1679815002117505024
- Mourinho calls Wenger a specialist in failure: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RUtU1k7PYWY
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In his early twenties, Roman Abramovich was schlepping 1,000 miles to sell rubber ducks in Russia’s freezing north.
A decade later he was Russia’s second richest man, best pals with Putin and a Premier League champion.
From flying sushi to Azerbaijan to getting poisoned by the KGB, this is the story of Roman Abramovich…
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Links from the pod:
As a young soldier: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Evj7yE6XYAU0XQC.jpg
Prosecutor caught in sex tape: https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/xm5zPNRzQzgiP6d8hqCumeZUXlU5tcAr_UNuZ2GxPXie7LMY8SGEbZ20KXTZ8ufDRhw4HGekTNJzzOGuvUR9ON7Dl7gI2dgZ5vE1PwmunaGJSKU
Visiting Chukotka: https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQN-_TFikUMPvbOG1AaX4b13ZadeaxlFRlHsgtgdfkIEO0g-XYD
In the Shed End: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS090Uw9cDi7-MTsobyGFsDBeujjjOH4KKc_Q&s
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On the pod today: Matt Le Tissier’s latest madcap theory, Clive Tyldesley’s backseat bonking and Jack Grealish on the sesh again.
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Links from the show:
David Haye on I’m a celeb: https://youtu.be/ygX_fSLGgNo?si=gBWolJCrbetSPYw_&t=27
Dapper Laughs standup: https://www.instagram.com/p/DXfWi5-Db-d/
Dapper Laughs gangster movie: ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZgzGQRLl4M
Article about Turki Al-Sheikh: https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6298589/2025/04/25/turki-al-sheikh-boxing-saudi-arabia/
Turki Al-Sheikh meltdown playing FIFA: https://x.com/AlnuaimiNasser1/status/1264219114568114176
Goldbridge nonce outburst: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6pGNk_qDRb/
Tyldesly sex analogy: https://www.instagram.com/p/DW67bqmDClb/
A succulent meal meme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4bPMxeCnos
Nick Woltemade singing: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1460804542367986
Rochdale fan scatters ashes: https://x.com/ThomFeen ey/status/2048866477982228904
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