Afleveringen
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The Godfather, which art so splendid,
Brando be thy name;
thy meatballs yum;
thy hothead Sonny
in dirt cause he was too reckless.
Give us this day a masculine child.
And forgive us our Clemenzas,
as we forgive those who use horse heads against us.
And leave the gun but not the cannoli,
and deliver us some pizza.
For thine is the business,
the Italian and American story,
bada bing, bada boom. Pal-men.
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Allo guvnah, what's all this then? 'Ave I caught you geezers 'aving a right ole sticky beak at Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)? Well, I hope yer right chuffed with yourselves, you pim pom tiddlies! That's only Bridget's most cherished belonging, that is! So what 'ave you savvied from the bloody right gander you gave it? You wot?! You can't make heads nor tails of this 'ere tuppence? Well, don't get your knickers in a twist: these three blokes (which is Ye Olde for "Pals") will 'ave you right sorted.
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Zijn er afleveringen die ontbreken?
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Billy was a little lad who was told not to prance,
So he took all that naysaying and turned it into dance
Boxing was the manly sport, but Billy's toes were twinklin',
Which caught the eye of Mrs Weasley and gave her quite an inlkin'
That this wee bairn might make it far, achieve more than the plan he
Had for himself, if only he'd get a gander at a fanny*
*This has been a poem brought to you by Throw in the Pal's department of good and normal content, and by reading it to the very end you forfeit all legal recourse against the Pals for having written it in the first place. Please listen to our podcast, where the word 'fanny' is only used when Palbsolutely necessary.
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There are many strange places you might encounter in your humble travels. An alleyway abode, a bitumen bistro, a cul-de-sac caddyshack. What's that? You need more examples? Well, it could be a ditch-side dwelling, an expressway easement, a f%$&ing flophouse... or even, quite possibly, a Road House (2024). Goodness, this is the sort of movie that will leave you with some major imponderables: Where does the road end and the house begin? Does Amazon Prime think Post MALone is the next Timberlake-esque crossover music-movie star, and what would possibly make them think that? Why is Conor McGregor? Join the Pals this week as they answer precisely none of these questions.
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Alternative titles for this film:
Maiming Jamie
Death to Beth
Slaughter Daughter
Murder Jurder
And all the rest, but we don’t want to keep you here P-all day, so we’ll leave it there. For this episode of Kill Bill Vol. 1 (2003)…Will the pals kill BIll or kill each other?
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So, faithful listener(s?), what have you been up to?
"Not much," you might respond, a lilt of anticipation tremoring in your voice as you ask us, the Pals, "How about you guys?"
And, predictably and hilariously enough, we'd respond, "Oh, we've been veeerrry well."
...
Wait, f$%k, I mean, "We're doin' good!"
No, that's not it, actually it's, "Yes, we're Dune, and you 2?"
MOTHERF#%@$R!
"Nice 2 Dune you!"
There it is!
Join us on our journey to discover the true Lisan Pal Gaib in this week's episode of Dune 2 (2024).
Hoo-ray!
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Like an antsy fella who's eyeing the door
Or a crazed footballer trying to score
We know that you're simply dying for more
Of the Pals in this ep on The Iron Claw (2024)
They'll wrestle together over wayward o-Pal-inions
While testing the bounds of their strange ways of thinkin'
And like a sweet dove with many strained pinions
Alight softly on friendship, the safest dominion
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Some say awards shows are the most pompous, boring and unnecessary invention of modern times, but those people have clearly never heard our podcast. What’s more, this week Throw in the Pal is hosting its 2nd Annual Oscars Special, where the Pals gather together to chat about the nominees (and possible winners) of this year’s 96th Pal-cademy Pal-wards!
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Welcome back to Throw in the Pal! For our very first episode of season 2, we’re discussing Saltburn (2023), Emerald Fennell’s divisive follow-up to our previously dissected Promising Young Woman. We’ll take on all the hard-hitting questions, including: - Is Jacob Elordi too tall? - Do you remember MGMT? - Are movies even good? This and more on our newest Pal-verisingly funny episode of Throw in the Pal!
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We are pleased to welcome you to episode #50 of Throw in the Pal, the podcast where three friends discuss their opinions on movies and try to sway each other's opinions. For this milestone episode, the Pals address 2001's Jurassic Park III, the third entry in the vaunted dino-series. Directed by Joe Johnston and starring Australian national treasure Sam Neill, this movie certainly provides the Pals with a great deal to talk about. Yessiree, this a fairly regular episode of a fairly regular show, and don't you Pal-get a-Palt it.
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Sweetie, are you troubled? Uncertain, my love, or less sure of yourself than you once were, babe? Regardless, schnookie, you should cease your frowin', cos you could shake off your worries and just be Pal-ppy instead. That pun is a combination of 'happy' and 'Pal', which is a cleverer and more enjoyable than anything to do with the execution of this God-awful film. Unless you like it, in which case, we offer typi-Pally alternativen take. Enjoy pals!
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There are three types of people in this world: those who have seen the Coen's cult classic The Big Lebowski (1998), and those that have not. What's that, you say that I only listed two types of people? Well, that's just, like... your opinion, man. Speaking of opinions, we here at Throw in the Pal are chock full of 'em, and they're all on display this episode, as the Pals try to unpack the elusive, stoned charm of this flick. Starring Jeff Bridges as a sentient bathrobe and John Goodman as a walking thyroid, this late '90s pic has certainly stood the test of time, though -- if we're truly honest -- we think it may be for some reasons beyond Pal-cifism.
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Are you a scholar of ancient, Biblically revered cities that serve as a symbol of debauchery and excess? Or perhaps you have a friend who natters incessantly about topics that no-one cares about? At the very least, maybe you've recently encountered a newborn with the unusual Christian name of Lon? Regardless of which, any one of these very normal scenarios would mean you're now familiar with Babylon, which is also the name of Damien Chazelle's 2022 epic yarn about 1920s Hollywood. It is sickening, impressive, obnoxious and hard to ignore, making it perfect fodder for this podcast, where we somehow manage to strike the exact same Pal-ance.
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The formula for success is evergreen: you need gritty sex appeal, a willingness to endure pain and a Pal-ate for pig semen. But enough about Throw in the Pal, let's talk Jackass: Forever (2022), the fourth (and final?) proper entry in the Johnny Knoxville-spearheaded series of films where grown-arse people make easels of their bodies, lending stupidity the brush to paint its bloody masterpiece. Join the Pals as they revisit and reappraise their scabby adolescent predilection for tightening torture, attempting to discern whether their is true affection to be found in the mischief of this Pal-letic mayhem.
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Here there be dragons, so be ye forewarned.
Whether regular scaled or Norwegian horned.
The Pals have all gathered to watch it transpire, in this Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005).
Full of challenging tasks, for only the boldest sort
Full of mazes and mermaids, and dark lord Voldemort.
In this world of deception and mad, tricky thieves
You'll need lots of spunk, and some old Gillyweeds
And if Moaning Myrtle doth help you while peeping through bubbles,
Do all that you can to keep well out of troubles.
So Pal-t if you must, through we prefer smiles,
As we three discuss Potter for just a short whiles.
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As Pal-lies, we’re aware that Ezra Miller prefers they/them pronouns and use them accordingly throughout the episode, though we do use he/him pronouns in regards to the character of Barry Allen/The Flash that Miller portrays in the film. We apologise for any confusion caused by switching between these terms in our discussion and apologise for any accidental misgendering we so. As always, thanks for listening!
What's faster than a speeding bullet, redder than a flaming devil and unlikely to leave you sexually satisfied? Well, just like at a free-for-all tulip tussle, this week you're just gonna have to try and take your pick, because it's either one of the three pals or Andy Muschietti's The Flash (or both!). Yes, that's right, we watched the latest in the DCEU filmography, and now it's everyone else's problem. Find out if the pals have a hard time enduring this critically panned movie because you know misery loves comPalny or maybe they'll Flash a big grin and Get Nuts in the speed force! Please consider listening, or -- in lieu of that -- enjoying this Pal-indrome we wrote that we feel captures the film's merits:
Anti movie; I vomit, na!
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They say even cowboys get the blues, which is really sad to consider, because then you know that Woody from Toy Story must be out here just suuuuper bummed out. Luckily, the easiest way to overcome this existentialist train of thought is to listen to the Pals as they horse around in the evening blue of Midnight Cowboy, a movie that (and this is com-pal-tely true) uses the well-worn buddy format to interrogate the hollowness of the American Dream, starring Jon Voigt and Dustin Hoffman. Yee-haw!
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Look, we hear you fellow Pals. After all, as regular patrons, we'll take it for granted that you know we're great listeners. Some people have been asking for us to boldly go where no man has gone before, to speak about "the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks", or even for us to rub shoulders with Spiderman's nemesis. But seeing as you were all shouting at once, the words "Star Trek", "Shaft" and "Green Goblin" all sorta merged into one... So we did Shrek. You're Pal-come!
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Is this latest episode of your favourite podcast a deep dive into the mysteries of the gooey substance that paves our roads and makes cigarettes so rich and oh so smooth? Or is it about a new Euro-twist on the delecta-Pal pastries we all know and love, but simply omitting the final 'T' at the end because you know how crazy them Europeans are? Or or oooor is it a movie about Lydia Tár, famed conductor who finds her life of sophistication and magisterial influence crumbling as her words and actions combine to undo her mythos in ways she could never have possibly foreseen? The answer to all these questions and more, on this week's episode of Throw in the Pal!
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*to the tune of We Didn't Start The Fire*
Michael Keaton's here to stay
In a Raymond Carver play
Edward Norton going meta in this onstage show
All in one shot, so it seems
Dashed and damned artistic dreams
And there's Galifankankis, as if you didn't know
Close the curtains, quick now
Certain there's a sick crowd
Loving this implosion of the path this man has chosen
Why we gotta be so mean, critics hog the big screen
And the boards and literati, Riggan's gonna try fly
Watch the Birdman go higher
Floating on and cruising from his own delusion
Pals gonna be inspired
Cos this movie's rooting and it's also tootin
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