Afleveringen
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The last (we hope) of the puking puppy chronicles. Lambchop the puppet.
You will know you are losing your mind by checking out your pantry. Adventures in mailing stuff. The Screen Actors Guild Awards, reviewing the reviewing. -
It would be great if we could class up the podcast this weekā¦but unfortunately, we are mostly worried (still) about puking pets, freezing family, and how you get a snow plow on the interstate going 60 miles an hour.
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Zijn er afleveringen die ontbreken?
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A new feature for the last, ageing chicken in the flock. Marci considers a ādivide and conquerā strategy in the Goat vs Dog dilemma. Turi puts the Small Cutie on a hiatus. Yes, you can be sick of your own kid. Teething baby upgrade.
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Marci does not want to admit where the puppyāthe one her husband was not enthusiastic about getting in the first place, has chosen to eject his mix of chicken and tumbleweed. Yes. Tumbleweed. Thereās also been an incident of cat smuggling.
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Strange attire for six below, and itās even stranger at a cemetery. Romance and date nightā¦for the young. High heels on ice. The mystery of the missing Detroit Lions jacket. Take this furnace and get the heck out. Mink Schmink.
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Losing your inner editor, or āno, I wonāt indemnify you.ā Spilling the tea, or āwho would I tellā is a very bad idea. What ādate nightā means when you live on an Arizona mountain in the middle of nowhere. That piece of paper you could have put on your phone, but didnāt.
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Turiās takeaway from watching the āGolden Globesā: who lets people go out of the house wearing a traffic cone? Her husband would. So would Marciās. Important lesson: If it has spaghetti sauce stains on it, itās NOT new. The dumbest repeating marital arguments, and how to keep them going. A new rule for eating old food.
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How long does it take to chip ice off one entire minivan? Marciās new heater is missing its ownersā manual. A trip back to the pot-fueled 70ās, courtesy of the junk drawer. What not to drive to a funeral.
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Marci remembers with loathing the standard end-of-the-year newsroom assignment. The list of people who died can prove useful. Free AstroTurf, and other social media amusements. The REAL danger of bootleg streaming services is not what you think.
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Marci throws some parts away. Turi learns the source of āthem applesā, as well as a name for a part she wished sheād never heard of.
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It would be great if you got an injury from a non-embarrassing accident, but how often does THAT happen? If youāre going to commit to your argument, it helps if you donāt find out later that you were absolutely wrong. Look! Up in that lifted truckāitāsā¦.a goat.
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Why DOES Marci make so many trips to the vet? And the boulders she runs over on the way. Leaving your pet to someone as an inheritance.
Stolen catalytic converters--bad for your marriage. 3 hours at open mic comedy night with your aspiring comedian (in twenty seconds). -
How is your home insurance like a virtual girlfriend? Depends where you live. Marciās Sāstorm of Awesomeness Ranch has some problems in the animal husbandry department. Can social media save the day? Can it ever?
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The spousal unit is outside canning peppersā¦because they are a death risk. Marci thought she had a baby and puppy management technique. She is having only 50% success. Movies the scarred your kids for life. The proselytizers who knock on your door: Management techniques and the political upside to solicitors. How EBay and YouTube save you from dementia.
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Marci has found the ultimate Karen, but Turi has found a source of endless Karens. The kid has a new job, and the face piercings have to go. The hazards of facial jewelry.
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Turi is having a bad day, and now, so is the guy blocking her garage. Marci is working hard at getting the new puppy not to eatā¦goat poop.
Her daughter is about to start a new gig, but is anything real until it happens? Old school radio names: how many Steve St.Jameses can there be? -
What does it take for a professional actor to say āIād like to do this scene with my clothes on.ā The puppy gets a nameā¦a tribute to āThe Worst [Frank Sinatra] Movie EVERā, according to Marci. A chicken walks into a veterinarianās office... PS This podcast is rated "explicit" because Turi says "A--" in it more than once.
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Marciās puppy is āmostlyā housebroken. Marital discord lesson #764: When to say āOKā. Does it mean you heard someone, or does it mean youāre ignoring someone. Some people (one of us) like time away from their spouses How to train your puppy not to eat goat poop (and why Marci needs to).
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In the life of every person raising a baby (or a puppy) thereās that moment of decision: āDo I allow it to sleep with me?ā A new puppy. Post-election friendship sorting, with added vocabulary. Turi may end up living under a viaduct. Marci will not. A marriage-saving idea (better than separate bathrooms!) Recalculatingā¦your life.
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Zoom is making sure we really ARE working. Marci is āwinterizingā high on the mountain. The goats are not amused. Bad omens. A news source (Blockclub) in Chicago investigates a wave of murdersā¦of squirrels. An ingredient list nobody should read.
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