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Well itās almost time to gather round Olā Tannenbaum and sip some classic nog! But first, if youāll indulge, let us celebrate a different kind of gift-giving: that of content creators to their adoring audiences! And what a merry gift it is.
On todayās show, you know what, I just realized we could have done all Christmas-related projects for this one. Well, we didnāt. Thereās probably not even that many Christmas-related Kickstarters, anyway. Granted, I didnāt look. You coulda looked if you wanted it so bad! Why is it my job every year to bring merriment! This is supposed to be for everyone. You know what, fuck it. Christmas is over. Iāll be in the garage.
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Now this is interesting. It says hereā¦it looks like it says right hereā¦that itās almost getting close to that famous time of year known as Christmastime! Ohhh!! Heavens to murgatroyd! Just what will we be doing in 9 days time! Well I know Iāll be wiping the sleep from my eyes, bounding down the staircase, and getting MAD at my KIDS for not getting me any good TOYS! That is, unlessā¦unless a Christmas miracle happens. But what would it be! Perhaps it would be, a simple episode of a show, from the mind of two Content Creators, who love their jobs and want to make the whole world smile. Or maybe itās THIS CRAP!!!
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Intruder alert! Intruder alert! Permission to roll around at them for a second and get kicked really hard and fall apart while playing crysound.mp3 under a Jeep Grand Cherokee! ā This could be but a glimpse into our amazing futureā¦if the geniuses over at Kickstarter are to be believed, that is. And, well, theyāre geniuses. So I do believe them. I give them everything. They are my world.
On todayās program we have an idea for something that will finally bring this country togetherā¦and itās on TV! Which, you know what, if anything was gonna do it, it would probably be TV. But nah. Plus, pills for old people (they love āem), and an exciting idea for what kind of stuff you can put inside your toilet bowl.
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Wow! You know, this is a pretty darn good time to be thinking about some new products to consider purchasing and buying and stuff like that. I hope that some companies or those fine folks who are companies but just people ā entrepreneurs ā come up with some good new ideas for me to consume! Perhaps I should check the circulars (ads that cavemen looked forward to). Looks like we got socks that stay together, and. Actually you know what, thatās it. Thatās perfect. I donāt need anything else. Iām happy now. Thank you God! Thank you my God! I am saved.
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Friendships are tested and new alliances are formed when an unexpected riff threatens to derail the pod..
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Hi everybody! I have an idea for a crab trap that makes it really hard for crabs to go into the trap, very easy for them to get out, and also it takes up a lot of space on your boat. Basically, it sucks. Hmmmā¦I think this will be the predominant tool of the industry for, oh, Iāll say, forever. WRONG SHITHEAD! YOU DIDNāT INNOVATE AND NOW YOUāRE DEAD! DEAD LIKE A CRAB!
Also on todayās show weāve got a nice little mascot for a restaurant of sorts, place to store those pesky eyeglasses, and a phone holder that you can break open to reveal the passphrases for a lottery puzzle. Actually itās been canceled due to being illegal and stupid. But we didnāt know about this then. Because this episodeā¦is from the recent past! Ah! Like our dreaded crab traps! Enjoy.
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I need to simplify my life. I think probably the best way to do that is to start gluing stuff in my house to each other. That way when I want my spoon, hey, my matches are right there. And my hand towels? Well they wonāt go missing again, glued such as they are to my desktop keyboard. Donāt ask me why I need them in the same spot. Itās really only something you can understand when your life is as simple as mine.
On todayās show weāve got, naturally, a way to glue your car keys to your phone, a thing that says it helps people but probably doesnāt (not this show), and a bed that constantly takes your dogās blood pressure or something. And thatās just the Kickstarters! Thereās other stuff in here too, like your friends Mike, JF, and Dan. And oh yeah, the Kickstarters as well. Now where'd I put that danged Post Episode button? It was right here, next to the glue bottle!!
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Political division! Itās arguably the biggest problem facing society today, or a fake thing that does not exist at all except in the mind of feckless dorks and opportunistic grifters. Whoās to say! Probably us, I would think. Yeah. I think itās us guys who get to say what everything is. Also some stuff that āisā this week: a type of coffee that doesnāt make you go to the bathroom, an AI that helps you talk to women, and a religious satire movie that feels at least 20 years out of date. Plus, we donāt say anything about putting down dogs in this episode so everyoneās safe from that. If they donāt read this far I guess.
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What a special episode! We finally got to it! The most cynical Kickstarter we have ever seen! Itās so special to actually get here and know that from here on out, every other unbuildable infrastructure project or card game rip-off or IP cash-in or political pandering or navel-gazing independent film or useless electronic doodad will be at the very least more of a genuine attempt at creating something than the project we talk about on todayās show. I am looking forward to seeing them!
In addition to that hunk of crap, though, on todayās show weāve got some goofy ass bible shit that feels like the end times, a project that attempts to undo the inevitability of meeting our end, and yep, a card game rip-off. Some nice comforting audio slop to offset the gobsmacking offensiveness of todayās star of the show. And no, I aināt talkinā about the boys themselves!! For crying out loud!
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Miketober may be over, but YKS Premium is not! Theyāll never let us stop making these damn episodes! To wit, this week we return to the mines of subpar crowdfunded content with Missed The Cut, our monthly recap of the shit that sucked juuuust a little bit too much. To wit??? The fuck is that about? To wit.
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HEY! Wake up! Iām guessing you were probably asleep when this episode came out. I mean, weāre asleep for a third of our lives, so we got a decent shot. And I love a damn underdog. Well now that youāre awake, would you like to go to the bathroom and squeeze out like a millimeter of pee? Donāt forget to keep your eyes kind of halfway closed so you donāt get all the way waked up. That always works. Alright now that youāre done and settling back into bed itās time to relax completely without peeking at the time on the clock. Just kidding, motherfucker! Itās 3am. Now youāre fucked. Might as well listen to the show.
And what a show it is! Today we got a few things I think youāll like. Well, you will if you like ācamera-wires.ā And if you like AI-generated football insights mailed to you a year after the actual event, youāll be in hog heaven. Not to mention if you have an affection at all for F-tier CGI sticking Santa Clause āin the shitā. But onion tear likers? Youāre shit outta luck. The rest of yas? Get in here! Itās 3:02am. Time to laugh!
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YKS Premium - Itās like YKSā¦on steroids!!! Which I have been considering doing lately. Hey, why not? It could be a cool way to gain respect with few side effects.. This past week, we were joined by Blowbackās Brendan James for a very long and very scary episode all about Stephen King/George Romero joint Creepshow! And this week, to finish off Miketober V, weāre joined once again by the inimitable Howell Dawdy. So nowās the timeā¦watch your movies, take your vitamins, sign up for YKS Premium, andā¦sleep wellā¦ha ha ha.
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Eeeeeeeevveeerryyybboooody do the new show dance! Oh yeah! Letās do it! I see you! Wow, guys, I knew you were super talented and always up for a crazy time, but I had no idea fans of YKS were such groovy groovers! You were really movin that thing! Well letās put that energy to good use, shall we? By sitting still and quiet for like 2 hours while some other guys talk about the computer. Starting rightā¦.NOW!
On todayās show weāve got a pet memorial which honestly is fine just a little pretentious maybe but not every one of these is gonna be like CyberTruck Pedestrian Scraper, ya know? Sometimes itās just a silly little doodad. And the idea is it prompts further spontaneous conversation. So get off my ass! And stop dancing! Plus weāve got a QR code you can finally wear on your lapel, money you can wear on your finger, and a book that I think even the Comic Book Guy would say is the āWorst. Idea. Everā! ā¢ . Copyright. Or maybe thereās some other worst ideas on the thing I forget. Only one way to find outā¦to keep fucking still and listen to the show! And then go on the Pisscord and say if thereās anything weird about it so we can read it and feel bad. Enjoy!
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By day Iām a simple bartenderā¦but by nightā¦ahh!!! I really let my hair down and I becomeā¦The Beverage Entrepreneur! No you havenāt stumbled your way into one of the middling lunchpail Comedy Bang Bang episodes that didnāt even make it into the annual Top 10, youāre actually listening to one of the funniest episodes of YKS ever!
On todayās very show, we have a nice Adult Toy that can Help, a sparkling water that will send the wokies reeing, and finally a use for those pesky plastic straws weāre all trying to buy more of. Plus, a few other things, like a celebrity who clearly wasnāt briefed on what the show is about and they get mad halfway through and we kinda gotta just gut it out! Oh well! Discuss it on the subreddit!
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Go home, YKSā¦youāre drunk! Oh wait no you arenāt. Youāre just making another good ass funny ass episode of the show we all love to listen to. And after all, the show is quite beloved by many all around the worldā¦so why wouldnāt we make more episodes of it? Well maybe we will get bored or hit by a bus or something. But not this week! We did one. And on it, we had some good ass shit such as the following: a movie about how to time travel, a drink that mixes up it own self for you and thereās no booze or mixer in it, and also something called Morphy Richards. Morphy Richards. Well anyway, it sounds funny. So. Bring your sense of humor! Itās required!
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.
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Iām out of town so Iām gonna make this one quick, alright? Girl Scout Cookies are cookies sold by Girl Scouts in the United States to raise funds to support Girl Scout councils and individual troops. The cookies are widely popular and are commonly sold by going door-to-door, online, through school or town fundraisers, or at "cookie booths" set up at storefronts.[1] The program is intended to both raise money and improve the financial literacy of girls. During an average selling season (usually January through April), more than one million girls sell over 200 million packages of cookies and raise over $800 million.[2][3] The first known sale of cookies by Girl Scouts was in 1917.[4][5][6] Cookie sales are organized by 112 regional Girl Scout councils[7] who select one of two national bakeries to buy cookies from.[3][8]
Plus we learn about Disease X.
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Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.
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Where Faith Meets Fun! Where Faith Meets Fun! Where Faith Meets Fun! Right here, on YKS! On todayās show we got dog vitamins, something that improves voicemail somehow (other than making your outgoing message a recording of you in the bathroom with your buddy), and the one and only, the man without whom none of this would be possible, the great Jan-Ove Waldner!
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.
It may just be mid Septemberā¦but already our eyes turnā¦to Miketober! Get all the scaretacular fun on YKS Premium in just a couple of weeks!
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Sometimes youāll look at the title of an episode and think to yourself, āOh yeah, I remember why the title of the episode was gonna be this. Because we did a good riff on what The Duckcallerās Lament would be. And then you got some times where you have to write āPumpkin Masterās Sake Bonesā down in the title box, and you wish you could crawl into a hole and die. There are a lot more of those weeks.
Anyway on todayās show, we got Lilā Entrepreneurs, a movie that feels like a fake movie inside a fake movie, and a nice Guilt App that makes you feel bad for just sitting around doing nothing evil. And plus, God willing, a riff about Sake Bones that justifies this incomprehensible mishmash of an episode title. Please.
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.
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Weee-hoo!! Yowee!! We got a Class 5 YKS comin in hot so weāre gonna wanna get all the way around it and drop our headphones right in its path! Yeah the first one kind of already did all this but this one has a bunch of 20 year olds in it soā¦yeeehawww!!! Well Iād keep joking about that crap but I havenāt finished watching it yet. Stick around for part 2 of the Twisters 2 Riff in the next episode description. Until then, youāll have to be satisfied with an app for battle rapping, a way to keep your desserts warm on the go, and a decidedly unwoke independent movie! Itās a YKS Thing, baby! You probably do understand.
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MORTUY: Oh geez Rick, I donāt know about this one Rick. It looks like we accidentally portaled to a planet where thereās a ruling race of sentient Kickstarter projects! Oh man, oh geez Rick. I just want to go home and pull my pud man. I donāt want to do all this space flying stuff anymore man. Look at that oneā¦itās like a stupid pirate card game and itās coming at me! Ahh!! And look over there, itās a stupid podcast about how weāre all the same! Oh god itās horrifying. But I think Iām most terrified of the guy who went to do some sex tourism and thought it was cute! Okay thatās a real guy so itās not really like an alien thing but man thatās really scary, too. Right, Rick? Uhhā¦rick??
RICK: (Flashing his space credit card) One for booty on the poop deck, please! Morpy I love you.
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Youāre not gonna believe this one! Oh yeah! What! Thatās right! Itās more of that CRAZY Thing you love! Oh yeah! YKS! Wahoo!!!!
On todayās Wet and Wild show, weāve got a graphic novel (comic book), one gross freakoās stupid movie idea warehouse, an app for DUI guys, and more! Wow, that sounds really Wet and Wild. Oh yes it definitely does. So we better get to it! Oh yeah!
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Timeās a funny thingā¦here I am waiting to eat some dinner. But hours from now, perhaps even years, you might find yourself sitting down to listen to this episode and awaiting a different meal of your own. Breakfast, perhaps; or even lunch. And yet both of us, wherever we are ā WHENever we are ā know that we likey to eat some yummy food. Heh. Sometimes this big blue marble we call home just makes me smile.
On todayās episode weāve got a heap of tech that donāt make much sense at all, some real religious goofball stuff, and a bonus baby project. Hey thanks DB!
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.
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