Afgespeeld
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John Allen loses yet again to what is. This time he doesn't even make it to the end of the round.
Shakespeare starts Hamlet AFTER the king is dead. That’s drama. The reaction.
1:50 Because I have nothing to lose I am free to talk but it’s shocking that most people don’t have that freedom.
2:30 Freedom of speech is in serious danger. Danger! Danger! Will Robinson
4:50 It’s not that they will lose their jobs for speaking; now it’s even standing next to someone who says something can get you fired.
9:37 Joe Biden Am I still alive?
11:00 Don’t take away my words.
12:00 A safe space in my day was being able to say what you wanted without consequence.
13:00 A push pull relationship with success
15:05 Mark iv panther tank pulls up in front of house.
16:05 I’ve grown up to be a weird troll.
17:50 Did I say the quiet thing?
18:00 I mean Joe is ahead 8 points not Donald.
18:30 I crack myself up.
20:00 Holding on by Chief Justice Robert’s fingernails and Justice Ginsburg’s pancreas
23:00 Monitor yourself.
26:00 What can I tell ya? LOL
34:00 It’s a metaphor ladies and gentlemen
33:30 I aint no Guru I only play one on TV
36:30 Ask yourself what the fuck is happening and then investigate
38:04 Take two minutes and just shut the fuck up.
40:00 These people have really let us down
41:45 How are you spinning this?
42:00 What I never tell in that story.
45:00 You have everything you need in this moment or you would be dead
46:00 The Dogs Bark and the Caravan moves on
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John Allen and what is.
00:30 You say you want a revolution
1:55 I like the battle of Stalingrad as much as the next guy
2:22 True confessions.
3:08 My friend Dave
4:00 Another Cassandra moment
4:35 Terrific bang...Yuuch...I didn't like the way I said that. At all
5:05 No no no we are just friends.
5:50 Lets face it Old Guys are not great.
6:30 I'll just dance by myself and look at the floor.
7:00 Snitch culture
7:45 High falutin'
9:03 I just don't talk to anybody. It's easier.
9:45 When they take over they aren't going to be very nice to the people they take over from...Just guessin'
10:50 Okay not cheering about somebody being shot. Making a point about the media acting like a squirrel on speed.
14:00 Lets rat each other out.
15:30 They are showing you who they are...
17:20 Purity test
18:15 You are the one who is high and mighty
19:00 We come in wholes not parts
20:00 PTSD dating flash back
21:50 Jazz baby jazz
23:00 The Soon Come
25:02 Those gals they brought it down
26:15 Sex clubs and dancing.
29:25 I don't want to know anymore.
30:20 This is actually funny
31:00 Dick farm
32:00 The dream: Commenting about myself commenting about myself.
32:30 Snitch culture
33:15 Ooops...raised my voice...
34:00 If I say chick and it just makes you fucking crazy...
39:00 Don't die for your country let the other poor dumb fucker die for his.
41:00 Twinkly lights. My origin story
42:00 I had to find out. What happened? Where did those people go? Where will I go?
45:25 There is nothing as horny as a married guy.
47:00 That Soon Come feeling.
48:07 I didn't get to talk about how I feel like I am going to die all the time. Too bad.
49:00 Speaking about dying...
49:30 Quick Dad story.
51:00 Where was I?
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John Allen and what is.
Tie goes to the runner.
1:45 Hassle
2:23 We gots no balls... no offence to eunuchs
3:20 Eclectic guy
3:45 Rioting is kind of a gas
4:20 Putting porn in all the titles.
4:50 lesbian porn
5:24 I've gotten awful Zen. I hit a three wood off the carpet.
6:30 Elephant in the room
9:23 Empathy is an act of imagination
10:30 The don't know place
11:45 Wooo hoo the call...wake the fuck up
12:40 Man that's work
14:00 Go to the worst place right away
17:30 If I did that today they would take me out to the ditch and shoot me like a dog
19:00 If you reward people for greed. Big surprise when they act greedy.
21:00 Not a war...not when you can get take out
22:30 How can I go dancing?
23:15 Boring myself here...who the fuck cares what I eat...fuck off...I hate this guy
24:00 How do we deal with racism? Look inside. There is a place inside you that despises you.
26:15 Shut the fuck up man...I was just thinking that...
27:02 I was addicted to a woman and I guess I always have been.
28:45 Why is this guy laughing?
29:50 Let's start with being battered.
32:30 Terrible job. Keeping the status quo static.
32:45 Bad singing
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0:00 Our kids are going to grow up in hell.
3:00 Trump’s "Liberate" tweets are Machiavellian genius.
4:00 Like Trump - getting away with everything.
10:00 The numbers keep going up in Canada.
14:00 Pandemic haves and have-nots.
21:00 We live in a monarchy: private business runs things and we don’t have a say about it.
34:00 Hitler’s Birthday. Gotta know your enemy.
37:00 Why Shakespeare? He’s the best.
39:00 Immediacy.
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John Allen returns with what is:
0:00 The life we’ve created for ourselves as a species.
11:00 The Psychopathology of Everyday Life.
18:00 Validation - there is no you except in reflection from someone else.
28:00 One more kick at the can with the babes - all I ever wanted.
34:00 This is a pandemic, not a war.
40:00 Words and consequences.
45:00 Instead of unravelling during the pandemic people are doubling down.
49:00 We are in our loops.
52:00 Gatsby > Prospero.
54:00 Act 4 Scene 1
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John Allen returns with what is:
10:00 Being happy with the pandemic.
33:00 You have to say goodbye to everything - including yourself.
44:00 A terrified population that’s never had anything bad happen to them in their lives.
48:00 The things we feel out there are always about us.
53:00 I should not be in a pandemic.
56:00 One more blow job.
1:04:00 We grew up on ice.
1:07:00 Proust’s prose gun.
1:11:00 Pretty damn liberal.
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John Allen returns with what is.
1:00 Becoming more and more of a commie.
4:00 The guy who goes to work every day.
7:00 Virus has been out a long time.
9:00 Does the virus have a mind?
14:00 Everything is a transaction.
20:00 No wonder you’re tired.
23:00 Right now there is no virus here.
24:00 Moving toward authoritarianism.
26:00 Real problem is the Depression that is going to come after.
28:00 Trump is tactical not strategic.
34:00 Amateur Lesbian Porn.
36:00 The point of case in point teaching.
42:00 Not having Covid is going to make you a second class citizen.
44:00 We don’t want to live just by numbers.
46:00 Happiness isn’t a commodity.
47:00 Interesting times.
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John Allen returns with what is:
1:00 Sitting two metres apart.
4:00 Vitamin C.
6:00 You don’t want to discuss it because we might have to do it.
8:00 Judging the toilet paper and hand sanitizer hoarders.
13:00 In America everyboy’s got a gun.
16:00 Esselstyn Diet: off of diabetes medication in five days.
20:00 Tom Hanks has Corona Virus and Diabetes 2 (underlying condition).
21:00 Virus is an excuse for practice.
22:00 If I was President of the USA.
23:00 No sports: Guys are just going to drink and punch out their wives.
26:00 Culling the tribe.
29:00 It needs a host.
32:00 Counselling: Checking in.
34:00 Transparency and telling the babes I just want to bang them.
36:00 Just wake yourself up once a day.
37:00 Wake up and just realize you’re here.
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My Life In Show Business .com
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John Allen returns with what is:
0:00 Canada is one of the first countries to test CoVid19 early and aggressively.
5:00 This beautiful thing we’ve created: Government.
11:00 Thieves Oil.
14:00 Coffee Break: Batman mug.
15:00 Talking about your day.
18:00 What Would John Allen Say?
21:00 Vitamin C.
24:00 One Look Over the Coffee Table in the Morning.
29:00 Joe’s going to be presidential on CoVid.
33:00 We didn’t take the guys at the railroads and shoot ‘em.
35:00 The Model and the Snake.
40:00 Aristotle, Chekov & Art.
41:00 The People in the Funny Jackets.
45:00 To dream and fill in the blanks.
47:00 I can finally be me. My whole life has been a waste.
50:00 Can you be funny without telling jokes?
51:00 How to reduce suffering.
55:00 Battle of Britain: Make peace with this God Moment.
59:00 Right now is a perfect moment.
1:00:00 The reason I counsel is that I’d rather not work on myself.
1:04:00 When I broke down doing the dishes. How wonderful it was to be alive.
1:11:00 Ozymandias.
1:12:00 Dying is happening all of the time.
