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Fresh off the wedding, Chris sits down with Tampa Tony for one of their funniest and most honest conversations yet. They talk about married life, forgotten wedding rings, gambling addiction, buying too much house, Queens vs. Long Island, family, and why less might actually be more.
Plus, Tampa Tony delivers classic one-liners, Chris reveals the wedding gift Jaz rejected, and everyone debates whether it's already time to downsize.
Chapters
00:00 Wedding ring problems & married life begins
02:47 Tampa Tony arrives & wedding recap
05:20 Diabetes scare in the middle of the night
11:16 Tampa Tony goes to a Mets game
12:30 Dog chaos interrupts the podcast
15:10 Ad Break – BlueChew
16:22 Ad Break – Quince
18:42 Wedding memories & family stories
21:22 Chris admits he bought too much house
23:07 The phone call about moving back to Queens
27:22 Why Chris keeps moving every few years
28:45 Tampa Tony opens up about gambling addiction
30:56 How becoming a father changed everything
34:43 Jaz joins the podcast
36:53 Wedding stories you didn't see
39:06 Jaz rejects Chris' Mets gift
41:45 Should you preserve a wedding dress?
45:06 Has marriage changed anything?
47:10 Chris explains his new outlook on life
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Chris is just 48 hours away from his wedding and the panic is officially setting in. Broadcasting from the trunk of his car in Forest Hills, Chris talks wedding stress, cold feet, money problems, moving regrets, and why he may have made life way harder than it needed to be.
Joined by friends and surprise guests, the crew debates marriage, mortgages, Father's Day weddings, soccer bets, and whether Chris should disappear until the ceremony starts.
Chaos Bus episodes are back.
Chapters
00:00 The Chaos Bus Returns
01:36 Can Marriage Feel New Every Week?
02:42 Escaping Wedding Responsibilities
03:18 Why Chris Needs Cash Wedding Gifts
04:32 Cold Feet Before The Wedding?
05:24 Money, Houses & Self-Sabotage
06:51 Friends Crash The Podcast
07:53 Wedding Suit Panic
08:50 Who's Really Coming To The Wedding?
10:23 Soccer Bets & Wedding Week Hangout
11:37 Airline Talk & Travel Complaints
13:03 Family Stories Before The Wedding
14:25 Father's Day Wedding Controversy
15:29 Wedding Guest Drama
18:18 Writing Wedding Vows
20:38 Ad Break
23:06 Chris Explains The Wedding Gift Bags
24:07 Missing The Knicks Championship Parade
26:09 Why Chris Almost Skipped This Episode
27:03 Five Days Without Sleeping In The Same Room
27:27 Most Awkward Podcast Moment Ever
31:06 Pivoting To Infidelity & Relationships
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Mike Cannon returns to Chrissy Chaos for one of the most old-school episodes we've done in years. Live from the Chaos Bus in Nyack, NY, Chris and Mike talk about the Knicks championship, fatherhood, marriage, growing older, the end of the original Chrissy Chaos era, and why they're still friends after all these years. Along the way they're interrupted by fans, family members, dogs, and complete strangers.
This is classic Chaos.
Subscribe and leave a comment if you want Mike Cannon back on the show more often.
00:00 Mike Cannon Returns
05:04 Knicks Championship Euphoria
16:35 Ads
19:07 Fan Interruptions and Father's Day Wedding
29:26 High School Fights and Wedding Planning
38:18 Chris' Food Binge Disaster
44:00 Why Chrissy Chaos Ended
48:00 Amish Country Stories
58:00 Marriage, Kids and Life Changes
1:22:00 Final Thoughts
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Comedian Eric D’Alessandro joins Chrissy Chaos for a hilarious conversation from Arthur Avenue in the Bronx. The guys dive into anxiety, fatherhood, marriage, stand-up comedy, social media fame, growing up Catholic, and why so many comedians are frustrated with the changing entertainment landscape.
Eric opens up about raising two young kids, balancing family life with comedy, and his unique path from viral videos to sold-out theaters. Plus, Chris and Eric debate weddings, comedy etiquette, internet fame, and whether stand-up comedians are too obsessed with how other people found success.
A chaotic, honest, and funny conversation with one of New York's fastest-rising comedians.
#ChrissyChaos #EricDAlessandro #ComedyPodcast
Chapter Timestamps
00:00 Anxiety, adrenaline & life on stage
01:09 Recording from Arthur Avenue in the Bronx
03:05 Baseball stories and MLB clubhouses
04:17 Eric's Italian comedy origins
06:00 Fatherhood and life with two kids
07:49 Weddings, graduations and family obligations
09:30 Chris announces his wedding plans
11:24 Arthur Avenue character interruption
13:17 Kids at weddings debate
17:27 Firefighters interrupt the podcast
18:18 Being excluded from events
19:40 Wedding planning without the drama
21:40 Why comedians hate post-show small talk
25:03 Chris' comedy process before shows
26:12 Growing up Catholic
28:24 Family pressure and comedy careers
34:59 Sketch comedy vs stand-up comedy
39:08 Comedy Store politics and building an audience
41:40 Does stand-up alone create stars?
45:39 Why comedians get bitter about social media
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Little Mo returns to the Chaos Bus and immediately delivers one of the wildest episodes yet. From getting mistaken for a Yankees insider to becoming a Bills Mafia legend, nothing is off limits.
Mo opens up about his bipolar diagnosis, the mental hospital stay that changed his life, gambling addiction, hypochondria, and the moments that nearly sent his life off the rails. Along the way, he and Chrissy dive into comedy, sports fandom, Buffalo Bills culture, and plenty of classic Little Italy chaos.
A completely unfiltered conversation with one of the most unique personalities on the internet.
Timestamps
00:00 Intro & Apple Guy in Little Italy
01:24 Yankees, Mets & Nick Turturro's Ticket Drama
03:06 The Infamous LA Story
05:00 Why People Care Less About Words Today
06:51 Chrissy's "Gay Guy" Persona Explained
11:28 Little Mo Opens Up About Bipolar Disorder
11:48 Waking Up in a Mental Hospital
15:23 Gambling Addiction & Life-Changing Diagnosis
18:18 Little Mo's New Show Idea
19:21 Meeting His Wife in Las Vegas
20:35 Being Mistaken for Albanian
21:28 Knicks Fandom & Sports Culture
24:47 Forgetting Passwords & Getting Older
25:17 Leaving Construction for Social Media
26:43 Jewish Fans, Williamsburg & Viral Content
28:47 Shopping, Confidence & Getting Sold Anything
31:30 The Workplace Story That Started It All
38:12 Becoming a Buffalo Bills Superfan
39:40 How Bills Mafia Changed His Life
42:25 Fan Encounters in Little Italy
45:15 The Cost of College & Parenting
50:00 Street Interviews & Chaos Bus Shenanigans
55:00 Life Advice, Sports & Social Media
01:00:00 Final Thoughts
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Kareem Rahma joins Chris Distefano on the Chaos Bus for one of the most chaotic episodes yet. Chris and Kareem talk Subway Takes, New York City, getting recognized on the street, internet discourse, comedy, the Knicks, aliens, phone addiction, food, and what happens when a full second podcast breaks out in the middle of Chrissy Chaos.
Plus, Chris gives Kareem an actual physical therapy session in the trunk, random New Yorkers jump into the show, and the whole episode turns into pure downtown NYC chaos.
Subscribe for more Chrissy Chaos every week.
Timestamps00:00 Kareem Rahma joins the Chaos Bus
01:12 Kareem becomes the “Brown WASP”
01:26 The viral stoop debate
03:11 Kareem reacts to old Chrissy Chaos comments
05:48 Knicks tickets, Sam Morril and courtside dreams
07:01 Aliens, pyramids and conspiracy talk
10:04 Kareem’s new cab show
11:14 New Jersey transplant debate
15:00 Getting recognized in public
15:21 Kareem on Subway Takes becoming late night
16:13 Chris’ awkward Ziwe story
19:15 Could Chris survive Ziwe?
21:09 BlueChew ad
22:12 Kareem’s parents and immigrant story
23:23 Is Chris conservative?
24:14 Chris gives Kareem physical therapy
27:30 Kareem’s tattoo removal
32:20 Chris gives Kareem shoulder exercises
36:03 Apple Store mission
36:27 Mud Water ad
38:10 Ronnie Chieng drops in
39:01 Chris wants to dunk again
40:21 Kareem gets recognized more than Chris
43:23 Chris returns to his old SoHo block
44:48 Kareem comes back from the Apple Store
45:55 Gyro vs. euro
46:13 Chris gets misidentified
47:47 Jesus vs. Muhammad in SoHo
48:39 Peptides and street chaos
50:03 Chris as the nice jock
51:18 Food, culture and NYC
01:01:00 Italian-American identity
01:03:00 Comedy roasts and the line
01:06:42 A podcast interrupts the podcast
01:08:57 The cat joins the show
01:11:18 Advice for young comedians
01:15:50 Trunk Takes?
01:17:23 Peptides, weight loss and getting food
01:18:39 Kareem wraps the episode
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Chris Distefano is joined by Mark Normand LIVE from the Chaos Bus in
Brooklyn for one of the most honest comedy conversations yet.
Mark talks about becoming a dad, chasing success in stand-up, burnout
from the constant grind of podcasts and social media, the loneliness of
comedy, moving to the suburbs, Netflix Is A Joke, crowd work culture,
aliens, peptides, parenting, and why comics can never truly relax.
PLUS: crackheads interrupt the episode, the boys debate NYC vs suburb
life, and Mark explains why he still does pushups every single day.
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Timestamps
00:00 Mark Normand enters the Chaos Bus
01:58 Aliens, Jimmy Carter & religion conspiracy theories
04:15 Tom Brady roast reactions & Tony Hinchcliffe discussion
06:50 Crackhead interruption in Brooklyn
11:42 Netflix Is A Joke stories & celebrity encounters
13:20 How fatherhood changed Mark Normand
15:28 Real talk about comedy success & loneliness
17:10 Burnout from stand-up, podcasts & social media
18:01 Ari Shaffir’s lifestyle vs family life
20:30 Chris regrets moving to the suburbs
21:48 Why Mark stayed in Brooklyn
24:04 BlueChew ad read chaos
24:56 LA politics & Spencer Pratt discussion
26:16 Politics exhaustion & modern outrage culture
29:01 Tom Segura, saying “no” & comedy boundaries
30:30 Mark’s workout routine & fitness philosophy
35:29 Peptides, injections & internet doctors
37:38 Why Mark avoids drugs but loves sugar
39:15 Comedy jealousy, algorithms & comparison
40:05 Therapy, acceptance & changing priorities
41:30 Why success doesn’t feel the way comics expect
42:15 Queens vs Manhattan upbringing
43:30 Chris admits he regrets leaving NYC
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Comedian Chris Distefano is back LIVE from the Chaos Bus in NYC with another completely unhinged solo episode of Chrissy Chaos. Chris talks UFO conspiracies, the newly released “alien files,” parenting anxiety, Knicks courtside stories, buying a Tesla for Jasmine, awkward celebrity recognition moments, and the realities of podcast breakups.
PLUS: Chrissy debates whether aliens would destroy religion, explains why he wants to retire to Manhattan, talks about raising kids without fear, and gives his take on the recent podcast world drama involving Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh.
Chaos Bus episodes are officially becoming their own universe.
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Chapter Timestamps
00:00 Chaos Bus Returns From the Upper West Side
02:10 Mother’s Day Plans & Family Chaos
04:20 Chris Dreams of Living in Manhattan
05:20 Fame, Recognition & Celebrity Embarrassment
09:00 Trump UFO Files & Alien Conspiracies
10:35 Chrissy’s Awkward Street Interview Attempt
12:10 Why the Chaos Bus Format Works
15:20 Chris Explains His Anxiety & OCD Habits
16:05 BlueChew Ad Read
17:15 FÜM Ad Read
18:50 College Basketball Anxiety Stories
20:15 Relationship Anxiety vs Jealousy
22:00 Parenting, School Stress & Childhood Trauma
23:45 Why Chris Hates Filming in Public
25:00 Chaos Bus Rapid Fire Game
27:15 Parallel Parking Appreciation Segment
29:00 Raising Kids Without Fear
30:35 NYPD Pulls Up to the Chaos Bus
32:00 Politics, Parenting & Social Commentary
33:40 Chris Announces He’s Buying a Tesla
37:40 Upcoming Stand-Up Dates
38:15 Podcast Breakups & Schulz/Akaash Discussion
43:40 Knicks Courtside Stories & Joel Embiid’s Feet
46:25 Hantavirus, UFOs & Conspiracy Theories
50:35 Prince Street Pizza Disaster & Sneaker Talk
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Comedian Sam Morril jumps into the Chaos Bus with Chris Distefano for one of the funniest and most chaotic episodes yet. The guys talk Knicks playoff madness, bombing in front of baseball legends at the Rawlings Gold Glove Awards, awkward run-ins with Jerry Seinfeld, comedy horror stories, New York City, parenting, relationships, and why every comedian eventually embarrasses themselves in front of their heroes.
They also dive into old Just For Laughs stories featuring comics like Pete Davidson, Andrew Schulz, Mark Normand and more, plus Chris opens up about getting older, injuries, anxiety, and trying to dunk again before his birthday.
This episode is absolute NYC chaos.
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Timestamps
00:00 Knicks playoff chaos begins
02:10 Sam Morril’s brutal Gold Glove Awards bomb story
05:20 Why comedy at sports dinners NEVER works
08:55 Famous comedians bombing at corporate gigs
11:05 Meeting Yankees legends & crying over Bernie Williams
12:35 The legendary Just For Laughs class
15:20 Colin Quinn, acting & stepping outside comfort zones
19:05 Chris talks injuries, recovery & dunking again
22:15 NBA podcasts, wild jokes & getting edited
24:15 The Chaos Bus starts malfunctioning
26:00 BlueChew ad chaos
27:05 Moms reacting to stand-up comedy
29:45 Embarrassing family reactions to jokes
31:00 Is New York actually getting worse?
32:45 The fake JPMorgan scandal story
35:00 Woman loses her eye during childbirth story
38:00 Being a bad driver & masculinity
39:15 Wallpapering, parenting & dad responsibilities
40:20 Chris secretly being Jewish
42:00 Parenting, fear & disciplining kids
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Chrissy is recording straight out of his trunk, running on no sleep after a brutal night with a sick dog, dealing with garage door drama, and somehow still trying to hold it together for a podcast.
Jaz joins as the first official Chaos Bus guest, things immediately spiral, and we somehow end up doing physical therapy in the back of the car.
00:00 Chaos Bus debut from the trunk
01:00 No sleep, sick dog chaos
02:30 Jasmine joins the Chaos Bus
04:00 Chaos Bus concept explained
06:00 Dentist trip + Staten Island plans
08:30 Wedding talk + Father’s Day debate
10:00 Mets event recap (and bombing)
12:30 Chaos Bus unboxing (Mets gifts)
16:00 “Physical therapy” segment begins
20:00 Shoulder diagnosis goes off the rails
23:00 Chaos Bus therapy advice
25:00 Garage door disaster begins
27:30 BlueChew ad read
29:00 Garage situation spirals
32:00 Chaos Bus reality check
35:00 Relationship dynamics + advice talk
38:00 Vito hospital scare story
42:00 T-ball parenting moment
45:00 Atlantic City vs Vegas rant
47:00 WrestleMania weekend chaos
49:00 Fans crossing the line
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Chaos in the back of a minivan in New York City.
This episode of Chrissy Chaos goes everywhere — from classic NYC energy and wild childhood stories to Knicks frustrations, old-school parenting, and real marriage advice that actually hits.
We get into how New York has changed, growing up with tough parents, relationships, family life, and a birthday dinner that takes a turn you won’t believe.
It’s unpredictable, it’s honest, and it’s exactly what you expect when you record a podcast in the back of a car.
Subscribe for new episodes every week.
00:00 Podcast in a Minivan
00:01 New York Energy vs Everywhere Else
00:02 Wild Childhood & Old School Parenting
00:05 Has NYC Changed? Safety & Street Stories
00:06 Italian Restaurant Debate in Queens
00:08 Knicks Talk & NBA Rant
00:10 Acting Stories & NYPD Blue
00:12 Catholic School & Growing Up in Queens
00:14 Love Story & Marriage Talk
00:16 Real Marriage Advice
00:18 Family Life & Relationships
00:20 BlueChew Ad Read
00:21 Birthday Dinner Goes Wrong
00:23 Injury, Surgery & Physical Therapy Talk
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Chrissy Chaos is back and this time the Reverse Advice Hotline delivers. Chrissy and Vito talk weight loss, weird food habits, David Cross, Jasmin’s birthday, home ownership stress, and then open the lines for fans to tell Chrissy exactly how to fix his life.
The callers do not disappoint. Chrissy gets roasted for not knowing tools, told to stop moving, pushed into “man bootcamp,” and somehow ends up in a full debate about confidence, dating, daughters, and whether he can survive adulthood. Absolute chaos from start to finish.
Subscribe for more Chrissy Chaos and drop a comment with your best advice for Chrissy.
Timestamps
00:00 Chrissy’s new look, the lights, and the Reverse Advice Hotline
01:21 Chrissy’s weight loss, peptides, protein yogurt, and avocado talk
04:40 Vito’s banana disaster and getting diarrhea from Chrissy
05:37 Jasmine’s birthday problem and why Chrissy needs help
06:15 David Cross, fake voicemail chaos, and comedian stories
08:58 House stress, money pressure, and Delilah manipulating basketball time
11:11 Reverse Advice Hotline begins
11:32 Jacob calls in and tells Chrissy to buy tools
16:34 Tool talk turns completely insane
20:28 Von says Chrissy has to stop moving
25:31 Arizona, the original 13 colonies, and saving Atlanta over Chicago
27:20 Elise creates “man bootcamp” for Chrissy
29:32 Can Chrissy actually change a tire?
33:42 Jasmine birthday advice from Elise
37:42 Nick calls in with the wildest confidence boost of the episode
41:11 Group chat recap: tools, confidence, and total insanity
46:05 Chrissy tries to figure out Jasmine’s actual birthday plan
48:58 Ireland trip debate: nanny or mom?
53:58 Trump, the Pope, and late-show chaos
58:28 Who should Chrissy call next?
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We’re BACK on video…
In this episode of Chrissy Chaos, Chris explains why he HAD to bring video back (hint: it involves a house, a wedding, and a LOT of money). Meanwhile, Josephine the dog completely takes over the studio, Vito is barely surviving with duct-taped equipment, and the Reverse Advice Hotline returns with some of the most unhinged callers yet.
From real estate advice to vegan weight loss, dating chaos, and even a dog communicator who claims she can read Josephine’s mind… this episode is absolute madness.
Plus: Easter drama, family dynamics, and the realization that adulthood might just be one long expensive mistake.
Subscribe for new episodes every week. And yes… video is here to stay.
00:00 We’re BACK on video (and I’m broke)
02:00 The real reason we NEED video
05:30 House problems & expensive upgrades
08:00 Dog chaos begins (Josephine takeover)
11:30 Reverse Advice Hotline returns
14:30 Real estate advice call
20:00 Vegan weight loss guy (Sea Bass)
27:00 Wild relationship + life advice caller
34:00 Dog communicator joins… gets weird
48:00 Ranking the callers
52:00 Chaos recap & best advice
56:30 Jasmine call + tooth drama
01:00:00 Easter recap & family dynamics
01:07:00 Old house problems & real estate talk
01:13:00 Future of the show + hotline rules
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Chrissy is spiraling… and this episode proves it.
From breaking down a massive financial mistake with his house to debating testosterone therapy, Chrissy Chaos gets REAL in this audio-only episode. But instead of giving advice… he flips the script.
📞 Introducing the Reverse Advice Hotline — where fans give HIM advice.
And let’s just say… it gets chaotic fast.
We’ve got:
A brutally honest breakdown of overspending and financial stress
The reality of family, pressure, and feeling stuck
Wild calls from fans (including a sailing instructor and a Reiki “witch”)
A moment that somehow turns into matchmaking?!
Behind-the-scenes stories from a massive NYPD show at Madison Square Garden
And a real conversation about work, purpose, and getting your life together
This is Chrissy Chaos at its most unfiltered.
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00:00 Intro – Audio Only Chaos Begins
01:00 Health Talk – Cholesterol, Testosterone & TRT Debate
03:30 Dog Stories Get INSANE
06:00 Chrissy’s Financial Reality Hits Hard
08:30 “I Bought a House I Can’t Afford”
12:00 Too Many Podcasts? Feeling Overwhelmed
13:00 Reverse Advice Hotline Explained
15:00 Should He Sell the House or Stay?
20:00 Living Paycheck to Paycheck Reality Check
23:00 History Hyenas Saving His Career
26:00 Home Renovation Stress + Reality Check
29:00 Career Reflections & Madison Square Garden Story
32:00 NYPD Show Breakdown (Wild Crowd Story)
37:00 Jasmine Calls Mid-Pod (Classic Chaos)
40:00 Reverse Advice Call #1 – “Buy a Boat”
44:30 Reverse Advice Call #2 – Chakra Healing Gets Wild
53:00 Fans Meet Each Other… It Gets Weird
59:30 “Is My Life Actually Normal?”
01:00:30 TRT, Health & Getting Older Talk
01:05:00 Career Mindset & Self-Doubt
01:09:00 Conversation about Ron Bennington
01:12:00 Outro – Back to Moving Furniture
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Chris is back with another chaotic episode — and this one has everything.
We’re going audio only (deal with it), calling fans for advice instead of giving it, and trying to figure out if Chris is even capable of owning a Siberian Husky. Things spiral fast when a “fox sighting” turns into a full sprint from… a squirrel.
Chris calls dog trainer Justin Silver for real advice, but somehow ends up talking peptides, shock collars, and whether you can train a dog like a four-legged child.
Then it’s Knicks courtside stories — including Tracy Morgan demanding Vito “lock the f*** in,” plus an all-time awkward celebrity interaction.
We also get into:
Chris potentially coaching his daughter’s T-ball team (terrifying)
A secret bundt cake addiction
Saint John’s obsession reaching dangerous levels
And whether Chris is about to abandon his family for March Madness
PLUS — the debut of the Reverse Advice Hotline.
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0:00 Audio Only Chaos Begins
1:00 Ceiling Leak + “Actual Men” Fix It
2:00 Starving Before Podcast
3:00 Chris vs Audio-Only Haters
5:00 Reverse Advice Hotline Idea
6:45 Husky Controversy + Fan Comments
8:00 “Fox” vs Squirrel Incident
9:30 Calling Dog Trainer Justin Silver
12:00 How To Train a Husky Properly
15:00 Shock Collar Explanation
18:00 Trainer Hookup Gets Weird
20:00 LA vs NYC Debate
23:00 Peptides, TRT & Dog Injections
27:00 Bundt Cake Obsession
29:00 Courtside Knicks Experience
33:00 Tracy Morgan Interaction
37:00 Awkward Celebrity Moment
41:00 Sitting Courtside Struggles
45:00 Celebrities & Fighting Talk
46:30 Reverse Advice Hotline Plug
47:00 Opening Day + Mets Talk
49:00 T-Ball Coaching Debate
52:00 Saint John’s Madness Obsession
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Chrissy Chaos is BACK — and this time it’s audio only.
Chris Distefano and Vito are back together after a long break, diving into everything from moving out of NYC, buying a house, anxiety spirals, relationships, and whether Chris made the biggest mistake of his life.
From breaking a lawn mower on day one… to questioning EVERYTHING… to discovering peptides and internet health conspiracies — this episode is peak Chrissy Chaos.
If you’ve ever made a big life decision and immediately panicked… this one’s for you.
🎧 New episodes every week (audio only)
🔥 Chaos is officially back
00:00 Chrissy Chaos Returns (Audio Only Era)
03:00 Moving Out of NYC & House Regret Begins
07:30 Lawn Mower Disaster (Day One Homeowner Fail)
10:00 “Did I Ruin My Life?” Anxiety Spiral
12:30 Learning to Be a Man (At 41)
15:30 Suburban Life vs City Life
18:30 Why Chrissy Chaos Stopped
21:00 Chris Has No Brakes (Jasmine Calls Him Out)
24:00 Expensive House Mistakes & Fence Story
26:30 Living the Wrong Life
28:30 “My Best Days Were Over”
31:00 Conspiracies, News & Chaos Talk
33:30 Chris Admits He Doesn’t Want the Dog
35:30 Jasmine Calls Into the Podcast
38:30 Dog Problems, Poop & Daily Chaos
41:30 Suburban Culture Shock (Garbage, Neighbors)
44:30 The Italian Neighbor Story
46:00 Peptides, Ozempic & Health Rabbit Hole
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In 1979, Iranian revolutionaries stormed the U.S. Embassy in Tehran and took 52 Americans hostage, sparking a 444-day international crisis. Caught between shifting politics and fierce anti-American sentiment, the hostages endured beatings, mock executions, and months of isolation. Meanwhile, the world watched as President Jimmy Carter struggled to negotiate their release amid rising tensions and oil shocks. Discover how a daring CIA operation — involving a fake sci-fi movie called Argo — helped smuggle six diplomats to freedom. Dive into the behind-the-scenes drama of Iran’s revolution, U.S.-Iran relations, and the unexpected heroes who changed history. Perfect for fans of political thrillers, Cold War stories, and true tales of courage under fire. Don’t miss this gripping episode on one of the most intense hostage crises in modern history.
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WE'RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT PROHIBITION, THE CRAZY ERA WHEN ALCOHOL WAS BANNED IN AMERICA! From the roaring twenties to speakeasies hidden behind secret doors, Prohibition turned ordinary Americans into bootleggers, gangsters, and undercover cops. We dive into how this bold social experiment was supposed to stop crime and improve health, but instead, it sparked a wild rise in organized crime, secret parties, and clever loopholes. Hear about the colorful characters, the rise of the mob, and how the government’s grand plan ultimately fizzled out. This episode uncorks the real story behind the dry laws and their unintended consequences. Listen to the full Christories of Prohibition and raise a glass to history, just not with booze!
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WE'RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT THE CHERNOBYL EXPLOSION, ONE OF THE MOST CATASTROPHIC NUCLEAR DISASTERS IN HISTORY. In this episode of Christories, we dive deep into the events leading up to the explosion, revealing how human error and flawed design combined to create a deadly accident. Discover the harrowing immediate aftermath and the long-term environmental and health impacts that still resonate today. We explore the untold stories of the brave workers and first responders who risked everything to contain the disaster. Learn how the Soviet government tried to cover up the incident and the global reaction that followed. Tune in to hear the full Christories of Chernobyl, a chilling tale of science, tragedy, and resilience.
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WE’RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT THE SALEM WITCH TRIALS. In this chilling episode of Christories, we uncover the truth behind one of the darkest chapters in American colonial history. Forget what you’ve heard about witches being burned—this story is even more haunting. We explore how fear, superstition, and power dynamics led to the wrongful execution of 19 people, mostly women. You’ll learn who was accused, who benefited, and why it spiraled out of control. From teenage girls to political grudges, nothing was as simple as it seemed. Listen to the full Christories episode on the Salem Witch Trials to uncover the real story behind the myth.
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