Afleveringen
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Brb gotta hotbox a house from the underground railroad taaahaaa ๐ฎโ๐จ On this ep we learn Swae Lee has baby pigs and eating macaroni off of Tupperware lids at your weird friend's house builds character. Btw if you don't fake wash your hands in the bathroom and pretend to like ur divorced dad's fat-free tortilla chips and beans this isn't the pod for you bbygrl ๐ P.S. Kiss me everyday
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No we donโt get emotional when the Chainsmokers plays in our AirPods at the gym?? This weeks Q Q Q Question of the week: Whatโs ur REAL heartbreak? When u called off ur wedding? or when Tyrese Haliburton tore his Achilles? ehem๐ tahaaaaa
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Zijn er afleveringen die ontbreken?
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You ever eat 3 dry Taco Bell cantina bowls on the side of the road with your hazard lights on? U ever lock eyes with ur gf's fully naked 73 year old dad on all fours? Me neither ๐ We try to figure out why German chocolate cake looks like baby throw up and how using Grand Theft Auto cheat codes are the only way to satisfy your girl. Oh hey we know you pee in public locker room showers just admit it. P.S. if the top of ur gf's head doesn't smell exactly like a fresh pot of Velveeta macaroni she's not ur gf ๐ง
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Killing thousands of mad guests on Rollercoaster Tycoon and installing a functioning toilet directly into your car passenger seat? Sounds like a spress pod to me babe. Weโre ending our lives over Olive Garden refusing to make garlic bread bowls and why canโt we pull up to an AMC theater to watch the super bowl? One sec iโm scheduling a robot to walk my dog at 1:30pm๐ฆฎ
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Air hockeying nuts into a kid's mouth at the lunch table and screaming at your coworker's dog is just what happens when you finally stop pretending. We realize putting Pop-Tarts in the freezer is a crime against humanity and throwing down a five dollar bill for Little Caesars pizza is the ultimate flex. Stop acting like you donโt sneak 8 leftover donuts from your car after a first date and blast divorced dad rock otw home
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0:00 - Intro
3:24 - Fruit punch is the worst flavor
8:08 - Air hockeying nuts into a kid's mouth
9:35 - Putting Pop-Tarts in the freezer
13:11 - Done pretending about hockey games
20:41 - Fast food limited time items
32:33 - Seth Rogen is not a good actor
33:14 - The zig zag hair part
39:20 - Asking how is everything
45:02 - Pretending to care about your dog
52:30 - Quitting your eighth grade math job
57:28 - Glazing divorced dad rock
59:44 - Apple watch rings and running stats
1:08:05 - Ozempic weight loss shortcuts
1:12:10 - Little Caesars is the best pizza-------------------------------------------------
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Taking football snaps underneath the lowest object possible and telling customer service reps u love them is how you commit to the bit. Stop acting like you don't spam Monster Mash seventeen times on tuchtunes at the bar while secretly pretending to be a sex shop employee on phone calls with your boys.
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0:00 - Intro
4:01 - What is your bit
7:54 - Screaming is that a beer
9:46 - Blaming farts on the dog
16:07 - Cracking on people with your boys
19:44 - Public property fridge leftovers
30:33 - Big shoes Kevin at the gym
32:35 - Taking football snaps anywhere
45:44 - The sex shop employee phone pitch
50:26 - Chips and salsa at the Italian restaurant
53:50 - Stealing raisins after the salt trick
54:39 - Spamming Monster Mash on TouchTunes
1:02:11 - Saying mine as well ironically
1:13:16 - The McDonald's parfait calorie scam
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Eating ground turkey birthday dog food and sucking the ink out of a gold gel pen is exactly what happens when you get completely faded on a Tuesday. We are losing our minds over why having a baby with Caitlin Clark is strictly a business decision and how sleeping in a water bed is the ultimate flex. P.S. I'm tired of acting like circus peanuts don't absolutely slap๐
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TIMESTAMP CHAPTERS
0:00 - Intro
1:16 - Fboy Island and Patreon
2:53 - What is your hear me out
6:41 - The jelly donut agenda
8:06 - Cooking birthday dog food
11:12 - Patio furniture in the living room
12:36 - Fumbling the eighth grade aim voicemail
16:52 - Sleeping in a Murphy bed
20:51 - Crushing Cheetos into a PB and J
31:33 - Circus peanuts and black licorice
43:42 - Fox McCloud from Super Mario Galaxy
46:30 - Aggressive foxes as house pets
54:53 - Local news weather girls
59:40 - Yellow mustard on avocados
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Planning out your last meal on Earth gets completely cooked when you realize crumbling a Kraft single over a sloppy joe is the ultimate flex. We are crashing out over girls complaining about tomato texture while drinking boba tea and why taking a girl in heels to Benihana is a massive fumble. Stop acting like you didn't drink cold Chef Boyardee ravioli straight from the can in your childhood garage.
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3:10 - What's ur last meal on Earth
6:45 - The Crumbl cookie delivery scam
9:15 - Using lactose intolerance as a weapon of war
14:30 - McDonald's sausage biscuits with grape jelly
20:15 - Cookie cake lasagna and the butt of the bread
26:40 - Girls complaining about tomato texture
31:20 - Dying from frozen cookie dough in the garage
38:50 - Choking on three cinnamon donut holes
46:10 - Six Flags fits and King's Island hype
51:30 - Taking a girl in heels to Benihana
55:45 - Putting a Kraft single on a sloppy joe
1:01:20 - Drinking Chef Boyardee ravioli from the can
1:04:15 - Proposals in the woods are completely staged -
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