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  • #249 THINGS WE LOVE TO HATE: FAKE PEOPLE, OLD DRIVERS, RACISTS?

    #249 THINGS WE LOVE TO HATE: FAKE PEOPLE, OLD DRIVERS, RACISTS?

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    We started a haters circle, and we saved you a seat.

    This week, we have Rizal Van Geyzel and Keren Bala Devan on the couch with us to take turns defending some things that we love to hate. We’re talking about fake people, comedy hecklers, racists, and even old drivers???

    Unfortunately, NOBODY is safe.Tune in to see if we’re being petty or if our hate is valid. You Might Wanna Sit Down For This.

  • #248 MEN THERAPY: WHY GUYS DON’T TALK (BUT SHOULD)

    #248 MEN THERAPY: WHY GUYS DON’T TALK (BUT SHOULD)

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    The boys are back on the couch and NOTHING is off-limits.

    Strap yourself in for some men therapy. Equal parts hilarious and uncomfortably real, this is a boys-only chat that’s really for everyone (especially if you’ve ever wondered why men don’t talk OR how to get them to start).

    Tune in to see if we answered your question from our community poll! Trust us, you might wanna sit down for this.

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  • #247 SEZAIRI: GOING INDIE & THE MOST INTENSE ALBUM HE'S MADE

    #247 SEZAIRI: GOING INDIE & THE MOST INTENSE ALBUM HE'S MADE

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    After his breakout hit It’s You went viral around the world, Singaporean artist Sezairi became one of Southeast Asia’s most recognizable voices.

    In this episode, Sezairi sits down with Ming Yue for an honest and reflective conversation about his journey as an artist- from winning Singapore Idol to navigating the pressures and opportunities that came with overnight internet fame.

    Whether you discovered him through It’s You or have followed his music for years, this conversation offers a closer look at the artist behind the songs and the journey that shaped him!

  • #246 LOSING OUR SALARIES TO AYAM GEPUK, POKÉMON CARDS & LEGOS

    #246 LOSING OUR SALARIES TO AYAM GEPUK, POKÉMON CARDS & LEGOS

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    Adult money sounded A LOT cooler when we were kids?

    Turns out it mostly goes to insurance, impulsive makeup purchases, PokĂ©mon cards, and lots of emotional damage. In this episode, we unpack our first paychecks, childhood money trauma, and the deeply Malaysian experience of saying “I’m just looking only” before spending on Japanese knives we don’t need.

    Watch the full episode to see how we used our adult money to heal our inner child.If you love the furniture on our new set, you can shop on ruma:

    You can find their outlets across Malaysia, including Petaling Jaya, Johor Bahru, Nilai, Penang, Shah Alam, and Kuantan.

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  • #245 SURPRISING OUR BOSS WITH HIS DREAM PODCAST

    #245 SURPRISING OUR BOSS WITH HIS DREAM PODCAST

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    We surprised Ming Han with his dream podcast setup for his birthday! We talked about how we planned this surprise, our birthday traditions at The Takeaway Table and the whimsy of embracing birthdays as we get older.

  • #244 NOBODY TAUGHT US ABOUT ADULTING

    #244 NOBODY TAUGHT US ABOUT ADULTING

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    When we were younger, we'd always imagined what it was like to be an adult. Now that we're adults, how much of those expectations were true? We discuss having imaginary friends, childhood dreams and things that made us realized we've stepped into adulthood.

  • #243 PEOPLE WHO HAVE WRONGED US: ARE WE TOO PETTY?

    #243 PEOPLE WHO HAVE WRONGED US: ARE WE TOO PETTY?

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    Are we easy to forgive, or is there a dark spirit still festering in our hearts?In this episode, we talk about the people who’ve wronged us, the grudges we swear we’ve moved on from, and the arguments we keep winning in the shower. Is there a “correct” way to react when someone hurts you? And when does being understanding turn into being dumb?It’s all here: the resentment, the rage, and the petty little thoughts we usually keep to ourselves.#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytable

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  • #242 MILLENNIALS EXPLAIN DATING: IS LOVE TRANSACTIONAL?

    #242 MILLENNIALS EXPLAIN DATING: IS LOVE TRANSACTIONAL?

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    Is love still about feelings
 or are we all just doing cost-benefit analysis now? How transactional is modern dating now? Are we all secretly materialists? And is it ever valid to treat someone like a “project” and try to upgrade them?

    We know we sound old, but hear us out
 We’e get painfully honest about our value in the dating market, the unrealistic expectations we carry, and what we actually bring to the table.

    You might wanna sit down to find out.

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    CHAPTERS00:15 - Bizarre happenings 02:15 - Dating bio intros 12:00 - PICK ME CHOOSE ME LOVE ME.12.49 - Uncle Ming thinks dating is transactional 14:30 - The Materialists16:20 - Do you value realism or true love?18:20 - Dealing with LDR22:00 - The mother of my kids26:30 - What do you bring to the table?28:20 - Are you acting or is this real?33:00 - Being a trad wife33:30 - The urges to cook for guys36:50 - Diluting the date with friends38:00 - Auditioning the friends41:00 - Garlic chopping insecurities 41:30 - The salty food test45:00 - Anti passenger princess agenda 48:50 - Does age drop your market value?56:00 - Just love and get divorced??56:30 - Guys don’t know their types59:30 - I think I like a big forehead.01:01:00 - Hairiness vs Hairless men 01:03:00 - Dating pool so bad I should move

  • #241 STIRRING UP FAMILY DRAMA FOR CNY

    #241 STIRRING UP FAMILY DRAMA FOR CNY

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    As if last year wasn’t enough, we’ve found even hotter takes that would probably have our Ma’s kicking us with both hind legs.This is our 2026 guide to surviving Chinese New Year. From talking to kids, to dealing with undeniable unc energy, and stirring shit up with the family just to keep things entertaining.Saddle up. This episode is about to get rowdy. You WILL be seated for it.

    CHAPTERS

    00:16 - Stop horsing around

    01:00 - In a very Chinese stage of life right now

    02:00 - Why they release MV so early?? - Shame on you

    02:25 - Who decides CNY? Moon? Sun? - Solar New Year

    03:00 - Our Favourite Horse Words

    07:15 - How to tell someone they got uglier

    08:57 - Zodiac elements and morning wood

    09:25 - Lemong Bananang Sequel

    10:15 - I want to eat your Ma

    12:30 - CNY sill too close to Christmas??

    13:20 - January in Malaysia’s economy is trash

    13:30 - CNY MVs are too predictable

    18:20 - Influencer MV Rankings

    20:00 - 35yos should give angpao apologies

    23:35 - Exposing Jenhan’s Jason Leong beef

    24:40 - Swaying in my aunty’s house

    27.20 - Making my ma cry

    28:12 - CNY on the wife’s side

    30:15 - Electric chair to FaceTime families

    31:00 - Minghan’s new Mandarin word

    32:10 - Out of pocket Lou Sang wishes

    35:16 - Reading our Zodiac predictions

    36:44 - Ox there’s a rat behind you

    39:00 - Rabbits get moving

    39:38 - Be careful of your bird

    40:50 - Ruining lives with predictions

    43:35 - It’s worse to not get weight questions

    45:20 - How do you talk to kids


    47:50 - Kid Talk FAQ

    52:35 - Destroying Mingyue’s dreams

    55:40 - Thought starters to stir shit up with your family

    54:45 - Hot Takes of 2026

    54:55 - WATCH YOUR KID NOT THE LION DANCE

    57:15 - Open houses no neighbours allowed

    01:00:00 - Regifting neighbour gifts

    01:01:00 - Taking leave as a smelly dog

    01:01:50 - Sacrilegious WET Lou Sang

    01:07:00 - Buy CNY clothes for what

  • #240 CAN WE SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE???

    #240 CAN WE SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE???

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    Forget resolutions. Forget personal growth. We’re fast-forwarding straight into the end of the world and figuring out how we’d actually survive when society collapses.

    From eating each other, to starting cults and turning into Geishas. Here’s who survives, who won’t make it to Day 3, and who somehow makes it everyone else’s problem.

    You might wanna sit down for this zombie apocalypse.

    Follow Jenhan on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan/#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/
    ____CHAPTERS00:19 - NEW YEAR, UNDEAD ME!02:00 - 2026 Updates04:00 - Jenhan’s
 accent.06:00 - Aussies Jenhan is getting in you12:00 - THIS is the stationary year.13:15 - You’re welcome London15:00 - Zombie breeds that deserve our yumyums 19:00 - Timeline before character death24:30 - Going out by tongue 24:55 - My mom ruins my profit value 27:20 - Barricading One Utama 28:25 - Would you save your children?32:30 - Hunter, gatherer, traitor. 35:40 - Don’t trust Jenhan’s loyalty 37:00 - Political moves start with internet 37:40 - The Strategy 38:40 - Jenhan is front line bait 41:00 - Spiralling into head emptiness 42:30 - Becoming The Pharmacist 44:25 - We’re eating every oyen on the street 45:15 - Is it okay to eat a humans46:50 - Big backing medicine 48:00 - Prolonging human jerky and diarrhea 49:40 - The moral dilemma of delicious human51:00 - It’s more fun to be Rat King 52:22 - Weapon of choice 58:00 - Most likely to hide their zombie bite59:40 - Human Spirit vs. Zombie Bite1:01:00 - A bite on your buttcheek 1:02:10 - Chain me up baby 1:03:55 - Caleb the interbreeding Sewer Emperor 1:09:50 - Living off the scraps of the world1:13:20 - Becoming a sneaky Geisha1:18:40 - Evil one man utopia1:20:45 - This Is The End plagiarism 1:23:30 - Will you hide your bite?1:23:46 - Save your pet, spouse, or family?1:20:20 - DON'T LET JENHAN SNAP.

  • #239 2025 PURCHASES THAT NEED TO BE ILLEGAL

    #239 2025 PURCHASES THAT NEED TO BE ILLEGAL

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    IT’S TIIIIIIIIME.For everyone who’s been keeping score, this is the grand finale of our impulse buys saga. Just saying, if retail therapy was a crime, lock us up. Find out whether that RM13K coffee machine is collecting dust, and how Mingyue’s RM600 goatskin cover trigger a journaling meltdown. Stay sat for the ultimate 2025 show-and-tell that’s about to go down. While our bank accounts suffered entirely by choice, don’t let yours take accidental damage. Activate WhatsApp’s 2-step verification so scammers don’t go shopping with your identity!

    CHAPTERS01:30 - Self Intros incase you forgot us already 04:15 - Follow Graeme for the Meta Glass bet14:00 - This changed the trajectory our lives17:00 - Family flights to Melbourne 24:00 - The first lick of McD after a blood spike25:10 - Graeme’s One Day Home Cafe27:00 - THE TOTE you need.28:45 - Big back big bag EDC Community watch out32:30 - Fixing brown water out your pipes 33:40 - LOTTERY POKEMON HOT OFF THE PRESS39:00 - To Rob List: Grade 10 Pokemon Card 41:00 - Misdiagnosing a whole PC to bankruptcy 45:30 - Shopaholicism is an office plague 46:00 - Yummy toasty burnt Daiso trays 48:40 - GOATSKIN 2.01:00:00 - Repairing Minghan’s project car1:01:50 - 11.11 was a FLOP1:03:20 - Fattening next year’s shopping cart

  • #238 CARTOONS THAT AWAKENED THINGS IN US

    #238 CARTOONS THAT AWAKENED THINGS IN US

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    On this episode, we’re taking a deep dive into the movies and TV shows that shaped our personalities
 and awakened things we only understand now as adults.From banned childhood shows to content our parents did not screen properly, we’re unpacking the characters that altered our brain chemistry and created the menaces we are today.Just like how our ‘Hear Me Outs’ make our knees weak. Hearing them will definitely have you sitting down for this. Our inner child's have some explaining to do.Some childhood shows were questionable
 your WhatsApp chats don’t have to be. Block & report the weirdos.

    CHAPTERS01:00 - Quintessential childhood shows05:00 - Big brother is recruiting Totally Spies07:35 - Watching CSI as a baby08:15 - Kuantan programming 08:45 - The Martin Mystery x Totally Spies crossover 09:45 - Having 0 watch-time restrictions11:45 - There’s a PUPPET WINNIE THE POOH?12:30 - Getting cultured in America kaww14:30 - Touching grass and Pokemon15:00 - Steves notebook has a chokehold on us16:05 - The pipeline from Twihearts to Kpop17:30 - Starting a Jo Bros hate page18:40 - High School Musical traditions 19:30 - Ellen Degeneres to conspiracies 20:50 - Gold Disc vs. Purple Disc22:50 - Naruto, Bleach, Power Rangers23:00 - Choosing your Power Rangers colour24:10 - What’s happening in Power Rangers world25:20 - Back to the Future vs. Minute Men27:00 - Star Wars is 2 star crossed brothers?28:30 - Harry Potters stir the hormonal ages 29:30 - The Harry Potter, Pokemon, Winx Club ban31:10 - The Philosopher’s Stone and church elders33:20 - Anti media revenge binge spree35:40 - Childlocking Astro channels38:30 - The pipeline into Kpop spending39:40 - Harry Potter wand slander41:00 - Being attracted to Disney characters42:50 - JUDGEMENT FREE “HEAR ME OUTS”43:10 - The b3heading of Carlisle44:18 - HEAR ME OUT: Jerry from Totally Spies47:00 - Chinese boys love red hair 47:50 - HEAR ME OUT: Hades from Hercules 48:20 - EVERYONE has the hots for Itachi49:50 - Gabriela THE PERFECT GIRL50:00 - The ‘cloths’ in Atlantis 53:00 - Lola Bunny vs Goofy Movie Roxanne54:00 - Simba AND Mufasa at the same time54:50 - Robin Hood paved the way for Zootopia 55:15 - HEAR ME OUT: Quasimodo55:50 - Give me 10 shots and I’m in 56:20 - The High School Musical Situationship 58:00 - Megara & Shego are the same people58:45 - Emperor’s New Groove 01:00:00 - HEAR ME OUT: WILLIAM DAFOE 01:00:20 - Is Tobey Maguire too sad to be hot?01:01:20 - HEAR ME OUT: Strip ‘The King’ Weathers01:03:20 - HEAR ME OUT: Gantu 01:06:20 - HEAR ME OUT: XLR801:09:00 - Was this a show or a fever dream01:12:50 - Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills

  • #237 MOVING TO JAPAN TO BE A HOUSEHUSBAND?? ft. Arnold Loh & Lucas

    #237 MOVING TO JAPAN TO BE A HOUSEHUSBAND?? ft. Arnold Loh & Lucas

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    Imagine packing up your entire life, moving to Japan, and realising
 you don’t actually speak Japanese. That’s Arnold’s new origin story.From radio DJ to full-time househusband, we’re unpacking his life abroad; the English-teacher shame, PokĂ©mon adventures, living on hard mode, and what it really feels like to start over in a brand-new country.Joined by his partner-in-crime from The Fashion Weak, Lucas, this is the reunion episode you’ll have to sit down for.And hey, life overseas already comes with enough confusion and miscommunication, at least keep your existing chats safe on WhatsApp with 2-step verification. The only thing you should be lost in is translation!Follow Arnold on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/arnoldloh/Follow Lucas on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/notlucahs/
    CHAPTERS00:45 - Reviving the dead: Arnold and Lucas 02:50 - Malaysian Househusband in Japan 12:00 - Infinity mode tai tai life15:45 - Doing homework at 40 years old. 19:00 - Ragebaiting in the garbage bin 26:00 - Why is everyone an English teacher?31:00 - Is it too late to start again?37:46 - Boomers still love Labubus 42:00 - Sneakers don’t hit the same anymore 50:00 - Loving them Gundam robot legs52:30 - GET CULTURED BEFORE JAPAN 54:40 - Shouting at your ex boss

  • #236 CRITICAL ILLNESS: THINGS WE SHOULD’VE DONE


    #236 CRITICAL ILLNESS: THINGS WE SHOULD’VE DONE…

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    Health scares. We all think they won’t happen to us
 until they do.

    This week, we’re opening up about the most unhinged (and terrifying) things we’ve gone through with our health. From losing organs overseas to ignoring symptoms until it was almost too late.

    In partnership with @fwd.malaysia, we’re talking about how it really feels to deal with sudden health scares, critical illness, and the price you pay - physically and financially - when you keep saying “I’ll deal with it later.”

    From now until 31 December 2025, customers who purchase FWD CI Intense Shield will stand a chance to win one of ten 0.1g yellow gold wafers from FWD Insurance. Contact FWD Insurance's Wealth Advisor today and mention the code TTFWD when you sign up!

    This episode might make you call your doctor
 and your insurance agent. You might wanna sit down for this.

    Comment FWD FTW if you’ve watched till the end!

    #FWDInsurance #CelebrateLliving #CriticalIllnessAwareness

    Follow FWD Insurance on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/fwd.malaysia/Follow Joyce on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/joycicle_/Follow Caleb on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/calebbbby/

    CHAPTERS01:16 - New Familiar Faces 01:10 - The sickest lineup thus far02:20 - Do sick people like being pitied?!04:50 - Worst things we’ve done to fake sick 07:40 - Microdosing food poisoning 09:20 - THE MAN FLU. 10:24 - Is your doctor fear irrational?10:50 - “You have psoriasis because you’re depressed”12:50 - Self medicating till you’re choking 15:00 - I can fix myself vs SEE A DOCTOR15:30 - How Caleb lost a gallbladder in Korea 18:40 - Heartburn located under the ribs 21:00 - Getting your organs trafficked 23:10 - “You wait another day you would’ve gone blind”30:15 - Having the insurance against cats31:00 - Getting diagnosed with MS (Multiple Sclerosis)33:00 - Washing machine your plasmas 34:00 - “I’ve only seen this in literature” 35:00 - Getting discharged straight into the ICU38:15 - Symptoms so you don’t brush things off40:00 - Waiting 3 months for treatment43:50 - If it lasts 36 hours, GO SEE DOCTOR. 46:11 - The Price of Waiting One Week (RM28K)47:00 - Spending a few RM100K on hospitalisation 48:30 - When you get baby insurance too late50:20 - Is insurance a scam?52:30 - Treating cancer without insurance 56:20 - Pseudosymptoms 58:00 - Self diagnosing Stage 1 Arthritis 01:00:00 - Can we sue???01:00:50 - Don’t choose work over your health!!!01:02:38 - Crisis level acute high blood pressure

  • #235 WE MET INDONESIA’S PRINCE OF BALLADS?! Ft. Afgan

    #235 WE MET INDONESIA’S PRINCE OF BALLADS?! Ft. Afgan

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    Don’t need to wipe your glasses, your eyes do not deceive you. Yes, that’s THE Afgan on the pod this week.

    We’re diving deep into the lore of Indonesia’s smoothest R&B icon: from writing baby-making music and doing vocal warmups in the toilet, to his love for Japan, defining relationships, and whether he’s actually an expert on romance.

    Also featuring a first look at Mingyue’s fanboy moment. Put on your kacamata, you might wanna sit down for this one.

    Pre-save Afgan’s album Retrospektif out Nov 19!

    https://open.spotify.com/prerelease/10tlHAa3lqLk2AA4MDus2P?si=f604942fe46b4aaf

    Follow Afgan on Instagram at:

    https://www.instagram.com/afgan__/

    Shoutout to Gibson for this sick set!

    https://www.instagram.com/gibsonguitaravenue/

    #youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast

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    CHAPTERS

    01:00 - It’s Afgan!

    02:20 - What are yall feeding him?? Nasi Chi-Maeng??

    03:20 - Afgan was a Monash guy?!?!

    05:00 - Mingyue fanboying out thanks to Sezairi

    07:00 - Acting, Singing, or Dancing?

    08:00 - Announcing the Japan tour?

    14:20 - Do angels from heaven get nervous?

    17:00 - Pre-Show Rituals in the toilet

    23:30 - The Infamous Pocket Pose

    23:20 - Being Retrospektif

    26:00 - Keeping imperfections in the album

    29:00 - Mandated songwriting potty time

    33:10 - Baby making music butter in the toilet

    34:00 - The rhythm is always going to get you

    41:00 - Being the HTS final boss

    42:30 - Indonesian slang vs. 2 chinese boys

    47:45 - BAPAK KAU!!!

    51:35 - WKWKWKWKWK

    52:30 - Explaining Mak Kau Hejau

    55:25 - The Malaysia showcase in Zepp

    58:00 - Reflecting on Retrospektif

    1:05:18 - Kacamata Live!

  • #234 CONSPIRACY THEORIES: ALIENS, LIZARD PEOPLE, SPIES

    #234 CONSPIRACY THEORIES: ALIENS, LIZARD PEOPLE, SPIES

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    Is believing in conspiracy theories a sign you’re open-minded
 or just a little bit psychotic?

    This week, we’re debating whether Malaysian ghosts are actually aliens, if Bigfoot deserves the same respect as Pontianak, and whether the Karak Highway ghost stories were just made up to reduce traffic jams.

    So grab your Drumstick Stranger Things Ice Cream as we unpack the world’s most iconic theories. You might wanna get abducted after this.

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    CHAPTERS

    04:00 - Is there life outside the earth?

    06:00 - Why do aliens hate asians

    10:00 - Growing up with bestie ghosties

    11:20 - Getting Abducted: are we pick-me’s?

    15:00 - Birds are government spies.

    17:24 - The Bermuda Triangle is Atlantis

    19:24 - We have real footage of the Lochness monster

    21:00 - The moon landing was faked?

    24:50 - Stonehenge was just mass comm aliens

    26:47 - The lizards people are our leaders

    28:15 - Starting our own conspiracies

    31:50 - Our leaders gatekept AI for power??

    33:30 - The Illuminati & New World Order

    35:00 - Sodas are all the same recipe

    36:40 - The Lochness Monster has underground tunnels

    41:00 - The Hollow Earth Theory

    42:00 - If you believe, are you dumb?

    44:45 - They don’t want you to hear this


    47:40 - Our thoughts on Strange Things’s loose ends

    49:00 - Fish raining from the sky: WHY?

  • #233 SOMEONE BROKE INTO HIS ROOM IN AUSTRALIA??

    #233 SOMEONE BROKE INTO HIS ROOM IN AUSTRALIA??

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    Coming all the way from AUSTRALIA! Mingyue has finally wrapped up his tour with Jenhan, and we’re here for the full debrief. Tears were shed, voices were raised, and yes
 someone did break into a hotel room.

    From the gigs to the chaos to the moments that definitely shouldn’t have made it out of the groupchat, this is your all-access pass to what really went down- down under.

    Grab your flying sheep, mates. You might wanna sit down for this.

    Check Out Jenhan’s Show: Like This, Like Dad!

    https://www.cloudjoi.com/shows/4305-kuah-jenhan-like-this-like-dad

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    https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan/

    CHAPTERS

    00:16 - Australian Weather Report

    00:50 - Hold onto your sheep through the wind

    04:00 - We know punk rock.

    05:40 - SHOUTOUT HANNAH FROM SINGAPORE

    09:00 - The tour is over


    10:57 - 2 boys, 1 hotel room.

    15:30 - Do non-planners even deserve to eat?

    23:20 - Jenhan’s demure little cheese board

    23:42 - Australians love salad RAW.

    30:30 - Pre-travel friendship briefing

    32:00 - The friend that complains about walking

    36:44 - HR-ing the whole group trip

    41:20 - Just wanna touch each other sometimes

    49:50 - If we travel without this we’ll breakdown

    48:44 - Did the groupchat survive the trip?

    01:02:00 - JUST BUY YOUR TICKETS EARLY LAH.

    01:10:55 - Your Accent Come From Where

  • #232 THE TRUTH ABOUT STUDYING IN THE UK with Study UK

    #232 THE TRUTH ABOUT STUDYING IN THE UK with Study UK

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    This week, we’re chasing that UK dream — and giving our friend Loro a crash course on studying and surviving life abroad before he flies off for his uni exchange.

    From culture shocks and homesickness to Malaysian student clubs, finding community, picking up random side quests, and even meeting your favourite YouTubers — we’re unpacking what it really feels like to be a Malaysian student in the UK.

    You might wanna sit down for this deep dive into the student life, identity shifts, and everything in between.

    #StudyUK #BritishCouncil

    Follow Study UK!

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    https://www.facebook.com/BritishCouncilMalaysia

    Find out more about Studying in the UK:

    www.study-uk.britishcouncil.org

    For those UK Alumni, apply for the Study UK Alumni Awards 2026 now till 16 October 2025:

    www.study-uk.britishcouncil.org/after-your-studies/alumni-awards

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    CHAPTERS

    01:30 - Loro is ascending to higher heights

    04:00 - Hunting British YouTubers like Adele

    08:55 - The Land of Christmas

    12:10 - The Loughborough Lore

    14:00 - Hay fever at the YouTube Academy

    16:58 - Lancaster the football player

    19:52 - Stealing Loro’s passport

    20:40 - Staying sad and touching grass

    22:00 - FOMO while stuck in Malaysia

    26:17 - Banana in the Chinese Christian Club

    27:45 - Yee Sang the Non-Chinese indicator

    28:44 - Top 50 Sidequests in the UK

    30:40 - CNY reunion dinner with PB&J

    33:00 - Seasoning in the UK

    34:00 - Dinning with Romanian models

    39:18 - Graeme’s Greatest ReGraets

    43:00 - Transporting through universes

    45:45 - Being forced to look in the mirror

    49:07 - Getting adopted by random old couples

    50:20 - Fear of meeting new people

    51:10 - Loro’s Guide to Surviving UK

    52:28 - Housemate nightmares

    54:00 - Jamie Oliver’s Special Chicken

    55:14 - A Winter’s Day is Night

    57:35 - Getting stuffed with Greggs

  • #231 IRRATIONAL FEARS WE’RE WILLING TO FIGHT OVER ft. FakkahFuzz & Kuah Jenhan

    #231 IRRATIONAL FEARS WE’RE WILLING TO FIGHT OVER ft. FakkahFuzz & Kuah Jenhan

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    Some fears are valid. Others? They deserve a full roast.

    In this episode, we’re unpacking our most irrational fears — from everyday nonsense to the bizarre. Can we actually justify them, or are we just a bunch of wimps? And what do bald heads and cucumbers have to do with what keeps us up at night?

    Follow FakkahFuzz on Instagram at:

    https://www.instagram.com/fakkahfuzz/

    Follow Jenhan on Instagram at:

    https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan/

    CHAPTERS

    00:40 - This room got elephants

    01:25 - Factory setting FakkahFuzz

    03:30 - PSLE PTS PT3 PMR??

    05:55 - Wow you’re still alive!

    08:15 - Jenhan’s health screening is trump approved

    13:00 - The irrational fear is your own fault

    16:40 - Maybe I’m scared of ugly people

    18:30 - The Annabelle Dollhouse and Ghost Files

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