Afleveringen
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Folks, let me give you a piece of advice; when your AdBlocker subscription is about to run out and you have a TV night planned for your employees - please remember to renew that thing immediately. You have no idea how mad people get when theyāre forced to watch the same Fruity Pebbles commercial fifty seven timesā¦
Iām your host, Dave, and joining me as we rot our brains with some good old fashioned late 90s and early 2000s kids commercials are fellow tv-philes and recovering Waffle Crisp addicts, Mike, Jackie, and Ryan.
Topics of discussion in this episode include a plea to the kids of the past to stop eating so much damn sugary cereal!!!; we long for the journalistic integrity of Nick News; and finally, we pour one out for AOL, the internet juggernaut of the 90s.
Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter, Like Us on Facebook, or shoot us an email at [email protected] What are some of your childhood commercial favorites? Were you a Cookie Crisp kid or a Chips Ahoy! fan? Let us know, we wanna hear from ya.
And if you want to watch along with us as we rot our brains on this episode, be sure to head over to YouTube to check out the best commercials that 1999 Nickelodeon and 2003 Toonami have to offer.
Thatāll do it for this episode, folks. Remember to include some non-sugary cereals in your breakfast routine once and a while, and for godās sake, whatever you do, do NOT eat the Lunchables Burgers - theyāre not as delicious as you think they are. -
To anyone who finds this recording; I, David Snider, and the rest of the passengers on Spirit Airlines: Flight 32 are being held hostage! We were on our way to the Michael Bay Film Festival when our flight was hijacked by former Immortan of the Wasteland, Nick Hoof. I think we, and by we I mean the brave workers from Apocalypse Video - Ryan, Cody, and myself - will be okay; itās the other passengers on the flight that Iām worried about. Nick has said that heās going to subject us to one bad movie after another until his Immortan-hood is reinstated. And heās starting us off with Passenger 57, which if youāre unaware, only holds a 30% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
Now, me and my guys are used to this kind of punishment, but the rest of these peopleā¦well, Iām not sure how long theyāll last. Please - give in to whatever crazy demands Nick has. I donāt know how much longer we haveā¦
Thankfully, Nick has graciously allowed us to record a podcast during his hijacking. So, with that in mindā¦
Topics of discussion in this episode include an impromptu discussion on Passenger 57 - aka: Carnival 57 (Featuring 30 minutes of Plane Footage); Ryan canāt help himself from thirsting over Elizabeth Hurley; and finally, we rate John Cutter on his effectiveness as an anti-terrorism agent (Note: Getting a hostage killed within two minutes of revealing yourself is an automatic Fail).
Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter, Like Us on Facebook, or shoot us an email at [email protected] How do you think John Cutter ranks among the action heroes of the 90s? Let us know, we wanna hear from ya!
Thatāll do it for this impromptu episode recorded under duress. Weāll see you next timeā¦assuming we make it out of this alive (I think I heard Nick say that Baby Geniuses is up nextā¦God help us all!). -
Zijn er afleveringen die ontbreken?
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Apocalypse Video Bond-Cast Mission Dossier:
The Target:
1979ās Moonraker
Your Contacts:
Apocalypse Video (M)anager - Dave
Agents - Mike and Jackie
Big Headed Henchman - Ryan
Megalomaniacal Former Immortan - Nick
Mission Objectives:Obtain the phone number for Draxās āHenchmen Serviceā.Determine whether 1979 era Roger Moore would be accepted into Draxās super race of āperfect human specimensā.Find and question the Double Take Pigeon.
Additional Objectives:
Rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter, Like Us on Facebook, or shoot us an email at [email protected]. Do you, like the children of the 1970s, wish a former Bond henchman would make their return as a Good Guy? If so, who, and would you be willing to participate in a mass letter writing campaign to the studio to make it happen? Let us know!
The Apocalypse Video Bond Cast will return as we come back down to Earth with the more groundedā¦For Your Eyes Only. -
Captainās Log, Stardate 1709.2
After a long hiatus, the Trek-Cast is back with the season one classic, Balance of Terror. I am excited for the submarine inspired action sequences, but canāt help but feel uneasyā¦ I suspect that one of my crew is a Romulan spy - I canāt prove it, but what I can prove is that someone is stealing my hair plugs and selling them on the black market at outrageous prices.
Iām hoping to smoke this individual out on the episode and find out where their allegiances lie, by how they rate the dorky looking fashion of the Romulan crewā¦
Iām your host and captain, Dave, and joining me again as we brace for impact from the giant red ball of death are fellow Trekkies Lt. Mike and First Officer Jackie.
Topics of discussion in this episode include Trek at its best, aka: submarine style space combat; weāll also call the fashion police on the Romulan crewās attire; and finally, William Shatner shows his acting chops and proves that James T. Kirk is more than the Zap Brannigan parody he is known for.
Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter, Like Us on Facebook, or shoot us an email at [email protected] What are your favorite episodes of Star Trek: The Original Series? Let us know, but please, only logical answers will be accepted.
The Apocalypse Video Trek Cast will return with Journey to Babel. -
Now that Jesusary is behind us, weāre free to watch the movies that the Wasteland really cares about: 70s cult flicks with goofy looking gangs and memorable one liners. God Bless.
Iām your host and War Chief, Dave, and joining me are fellow cinephiles and emissaries Mike, Ryan, Nick, and Cody.
Topics of discussion in this episode include a breakdown of the disappointing fight between the much hyped Baseball Furies and The Warriors; we wonder which of us is lame enough to be part of The Orphan gang; and finally, we get into the crazy behind the scenes happenings on The Warriors, including the crew getting peed on by angry New Yorkers.
Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter, Like Us on Facebook, or shoot us an email at [email protected] Which gang in The Warriors do you think youād be part of? Me? Iām that guy who pays the turnstile for the rest of his gang buddies.
Thatāll do it for this episode, folks. Now, if youāll excuse us, weāve got to get our asses back to Sector 2, because weāre twenty seven miles behind enemy lines and we refuse to take off our Apocalypse Video polos! -
Pleaseā¦sit. And welcome to the Church of Apocalypse Video. Iām your host and pastor, Dave, and joining me are fellow disciples and former Splatterpunks, Mike, Jackie, and Ryan.
Today, we will be reading from the Book of Murphy. Chapter 19, Verse 93: RoboCop the Third.
Topics of discussion in this sermon include the kidified take on everyoneās favorite ultra-violent 80s action hero; we wonder if Lewis should have become a RoboCop; and finally, we ask āDo Japanese Androids Run on Cigarettes?ā.
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And thus concludes Jesusary. All riseā¦and go out into the Wasteland better people. And donāt forget the teachings of our Lord and Savior, RoboCop, who told his disciples: āStay out of trouble.ā -
Pleaseā¦sit. And welcome to the Church of Apocalypse Video. Iām your host and pastor, Dave, and joining me are fellow disciples with New York accents, Mike and Ryan.
Today, we will be reading from the Book of Marty. Chapter 19, Verse 88: The Last Temptation of Christ.
Topics of discussion in this sermon include how Jesus basically walks around throwing glitter in the air as he runs through his greatest hits of miracles; we wonder why every woman at this time is named Mary; and finally, Jesus has his own Inner Light* episode as he learns one of the most important lesions in religion: always be sure to ask an angel for their I.D.
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Thatāll do it for this station of Apocalypse Videoās Jesusary. When we return, we will be concluding our observance of this most holy month with a page from the Book of Murphy: Chapter 19, Verse 93 - RoboCop the Third (aka: RoboCop 3).
*See Season 5, Episode 25 of Star Trek: The Next Generation (coming to a future Trek-Cast near you!) -
Pleaseā¦sit. And welcome to the Church of Apocalypse Video. Iām your host and pastor, Dave, and joining me are fellow mistaken Messiahās Mike and Ryan.
Today, we will be reading from the Book of Python. Chapter 19, Verse 79: Life of Brian.
Topics of discussion in this sermon include how hype-trains can often kill a classic (especially comedies); we trace a ton of modern comedy tropes back to the Pythonās; and finally, we wonder why the Pythonās thought lisps and cross dressing were the zenith of comedy.
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Thatāll do it for the second station of Apocalypse Videoās Jesusary. When we return, we will be dropping the comedy and putting on our serious faces as Martin Scorsese regales us with the story of The Last Temptation of Christ. -
We hope you all had a safe and relaxing holidayā¦because itās time to put on your church clothes and listen to the sermon of Apocalypse Video, as we bend our knee to the angry letters of the religious community and start a whole new monthly promotion: Jesusary. A month filled with nothing but Jesus-related content, ranging from his brutal crucifixion, to that one time that Willem Dafoe played him and Harvey Keitel was his best friend, the Brooklyn-sounding Judas.
Iām your host, Dave, and joining me are fellow heathens and blasphemers, Mike and Ryan.
Topics of discussion in this episode include Ryanās dismal AMC Passion experience; we all go āhuhā¦?ā as Jesus is depicted, apparently, as the inventor of the Chair; and finally, we take a look at the accolades The Passion of the Christ received - mainly how it performed in the most prestigious of award shows: the MTV Movie Awards.
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Thatāll do it for the first station of Apocalypse Videoās Jesusary. When we return, we will be visiting the second station of Jesus content with Monty Pythonās Life of Brian. See you next Sunday. -
Why, hello there. And welcome back to the exciting conclusion to the Apocalypse Video Jack Frost Christmas Special Trilogy. Iām your host, Dave Davey, and oooh boy, have I got a third act for you! It seems old Michael had accidently left a window open when the boys recorded the last Jack Frost episodeāerr, that is, the one with the killer mutant snowman. And ooooh, wouldnāt ya know itā¦he came down with the dreaded Captain Trips. With Mike gone and Nick unavailable, how the heck were Dave and Ryan gonna save the Christmas Special?!
Heh heh heh, donāt worry, listeners. After all, this is a Christmas Special, and Christmas specials always have a little secret ingredientā¦a happy ending.
Topics of discussion in this episode include a film with a ton of credited writers (which is always a good sign); Ryan reveals when he officially became a man and left childhood behind (...by walking out of Jack Frost and into a showing of Stepmom); and finally, we wonder exactly how popular snowman jazz can possibly be.
Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter, Like Us on Facebook, or shoot us an email at [email protected] What was your favorite visage of Jack Frost? Was it the non moving mutant snowman from ā97 or the black eyed, computer generated nightmare from ā98? Let us know, we wanna hear from ya!
Thatāll do it for the Apocalypse Video Jack Frost Christmas Special Trilogy. Thanks for joining us, folks. We hope you had a good Christmas! Until next time, Iāve been Dave Davey, and itās time for me to sign off from my remote cottage in the frozen secluded wilderness of the northern wasteland. Happy New Year! -
Nothing says Christmas like Road House!
Iām your host, Dave, and joining me as we gather around the bandstand and throw beer bottles at the chicken wire are fellow cinephiles and Double Deuce regulars Mike, Ryan, and special guest: Cody.
Topics of discussion in this episode include how Road House is basically John Wick for bouncers; we lament the transformation of the Double Deuce from a divey road house to a glorified TGI Fridayās; and finally, we touch on the Jake Gyllenhaal remake and how it lost the spiritual and philosophical center that made the 1989 film such a classic (also, how it cast Connor McGregor in a lead roleā¦BIG mistake).
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Thatāll do it for this action packed interruption to our regular Christmas programming. We hope you all have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! And donāt forget the one who made all of this holiday cheer possibleā¦Brad Wesley. After all, there wouldnāt be a JCPenney in the greater Jasper area without him! -
Why, hello there and welcome back. Whatā¦? Did you really think that was the end of the Christmas special? Heck, no! Weāre only up to Act II. And I hope you went to the bathroom between episodes, because this next part of the story may make you pee your pants a littleā¦and believe me, I know a thing or two about peeing your pants.
Iām your narrator, Davey, and Iām gonna tell you about the time that Dave, Ryan, Mike and Nick watched the 1997 snowman slasher Jack Frost.
Topics of discussion in this episode include a 90ās video store staple that feels like an R-rated live-action Goosebumps; we pour one out for the troubled production of Jack Frost and itās inability to conjure snow for itās winter setting; and finally, we raise an eyebrow at the filmās suspicious wiki entries and wonder if the filmās director is rewriting history.
Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter, Like Us on Facebook, or shoot us an email at [email protected] What are your favorite holiday slashers? Are you a Jack Frost fan or are you one of them Gingerdead Man freaks? Let us know, we wanna hear from ya!
Thatāll do it for Part 2 of our Jack Frost Christmas Special Trilogy. Weāll be back before ya know it with the 1998 box office blunder, Jack Frost. Cya then, folks! -
Well, hi there! The nameās Davey - Dave Davey - and Iām gonna tell you the tale of the Apocalypse Video Christmas Specialā¦that almost wasnāt. It seems that the store manager at Sector 2ās favorite video store got word that people were getting just plain fed up over all the themed episodes this year. And wouldnāt ya know it, he went and decided to cancel the year end Christmas Special! Thankfully, Mike, Ryan, and Nick put their brains together and came up with a plan to save the annual Christmas Special from the tyranny of that Grinch-like store manager, Dave.
So put in your earbuds and sit a spell, while I recount the magical tale of Apocalypse Videoās Jack Frost Christmas Special Trilogy.
Topics of discussion in this episode include the freakish and terrifying introduction of our titular hero; we debate the practicality of January Junctionās āIce Moneyā system; and finally, Dave takes Pardon-Me Pete to task and accuses him of being a narcissistic con man.
Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter, Like Us on Facebook, or shoot us an email at [email protected] What are your favorite stop motion Christmas specials? Let us know, we wanna hear from ya!
Thatāll do it for Part 1 of our impromptu Jack Frost Christmas Special Trilogy. Weāll be back in a jiffy with the 1997 slasher schlockfest , Jack Frost. Cya then, folks! -
Evil has finally found a home.
The year is 1993. The Friday the 13th series has been dormant for four long years. Paramount is out. New Line Cinema is in. What does this maverick film studio responsible for bringing us the likes of Freddy Krueger have planned for one of the most popular cinema icons of the 1980s?
Well, Iāll tell yaā¦...demon worms and Hell, babyyyy! Bring on the Fan-Fictioney nonsense!!!
Iām your host, Dave, and joining me as we gulp down some demon worms are fellow cinephiles and hellspawn Mike, Jackie, Ryan, and Nick āImmortan Hoofā.
Topics of discussion in this episode include more false advertising as to the final-ness of Jasonās demise; we ponder the convoluted details of the sting operation set up by Crystal Lakeās SWAT department; and finally, I guess Jason is into BDSM nowā¦? Sure, why not?
Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter, Like Us on Facebook, or shoot us an email at [email protected]. What are your thoughts on Jason Goes to Hell? Was this a low point in the franchise or a shot of black goo that the series needed? Let us know, we wanna hear from ya.
Thatāll do it for this obligatory installment of our ongoing Friday the 13th series. Join us next time as we watch from ringside as two horror icons go head to head in the fight of the century with Freddy vs. Jason. Whoever winsā¦we lose. -
Well, itās December, and the holidays are officially upon us. Am I excited, you ask? Wellā¦no. To be honest, this time of year always gets me nervous. All the pressure to deliver on a fun holiday themed episode after the combined promotions of Hot Daveās Summer Film Fest and Shocktober?! Itās enough to drive a video store manager/podcast host insane! If only there was a sports film with an inspirational speech that could cure me of these pre-show jittersā¦
Iām your host, Dave, and joining me as we form our own bobsled team are fellow cinephiles and disgraced former Olympians Cody and Janna.
Topics of discussion in this episode include a sports movie that has it all, including a highly Disney-fied version of the real story; we wonder if Sanka secretly sabotaged the groupās chances at the Gold; and finally, I notice a startling sound effect make an appearance from a certain Galaxy Far, Far Awayā¦
Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter, Like Us on Facebook, or shoot us an email at [email protected] What are your favorite āBased on a True Storyā stories? Did Disney embellish too many details or did they not embellish enough? Let us know!
Thatāll do it for this weekās episode. Until next time, Keep Watching The Schweizā¦ -
Apocalypse Video Bond-Cast Mission Dossier:
The Target:
1977ās The Spy Who Loved Me
Your Contacts:
Apocalypse Video (M)anager - Dave
Agents - Mike and Jackie
Big Headed Henchman - Ryan
Mission Objectives:Analyze whether Roger Moore is fit for duty as he appears to be 49 going on 69.Determine whether or not Jaws, in addition to biting the necks of his victims, is also eating them.Attempt to ascertain why so many henchmen continue to sign on for these increasingly outlandish bad guy plots.
Additional Objectives:
Rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter, Like Us on Facebook, or shoot us an email at [email protected]. Where do you land on The Spy Who Loved Me? Great Bond film? Or the Greatest Bond film? Let us know!
The Apocalypse Video Bond Cast will return as we go where no Bond has gone before withā¦Moonraker. -
Theorizing that one could review enough movies to resurrect the art form, video store manager David Snider stepped into the Hilton Star Trek simulatorā¦and vanished.
He awoke to find himself trapped in the past reviewing movies and shows that he'd never seen, and driven by an unknown force to bring Cinema back to the wasteland. His only guide on this journey is Janna, an observer from his own time, who appears in the form of a hologram that only Dave can see and hear.
And so Dave finds himself leaping from show to show, striving to review what once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next review will be for Avatar 3.
Iām your host and leaper, Dave, and joining me on my first Quantum Leap are fellow friends from the future Janna and Mike.
Topics of discussion in this leap include an analysis of that terrible Season 5 remix of the Quantum Leap theme song; we collectively thirst over the sex icon that is Al Calavicci; and finally, we take a brief look at the amazing life of radio sex therapist and trained sniper, Dr. Ruth Westheimer.
Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter, Like Us on Facebook, or shoot us an email at [email protected] What are your thoughts on the Season 5 theme song? Horrible abomination or misunderstood classic of 90ās television? Let us know!
And thus concludes our first leap. Weāll return with another adventure just as soon as we can get Chad back online. Heās been so temperamental ever since we installed that Sarcasm upgrade. -
Family is forever.
On tonightās episode we return to Rob Zombieās Haddonfield where we get a front row seat inside the mind of Michael Myers; a mind filled with white horses, flashbacks, and more David Lynchian imagery than an episode of Twin Peaks. Itās Halloween IIā¦again.
Iām your host, Dave, and joining me as we prepare to drink the Halloween II kool-aid are fellow cinephiles and Rabbit in Red Lounge regulars, Ryan and Nick āImmortan Hoofā.
Topics of discussion in this episode include how Halloween II is a gorier, yet somehow less disgusting sequel (at least as far as the white trash element is concerned); we breakdown the differences between the Theatrical slash job (no pun intended) and the Unrated Directorās Cut; and finally, Sam Loomis morphs from a man who wanted to protect the world from Evil into an asshole who only cares about the benjamins and how good he looks on TV.
Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter, Like Us on Facebook, or shoot us an email at [email protected] What are your thoughts on Rob Zombieās Halloween II? Unnecessary sequel or underseen masterpiece?
And so concludes our trip into the mad mind of Rob Zombie. The Apocalypse Video Halloween Retrospective will return with an all new reboot as we tackle the final(?) leg of our journey through Haddonfield with David Gordon Greenās Halloween. See you then, kiddies! -
Evil has a Destiny.
If thereās one thing scarier than Michael Myers, itās the Harvey Weinstein produced era of the Halloween franchise. Strap in for some white trash horror as we travel back to the year 2007 and see what Mr. Rob Zombie has in store for us with his much maligned remake of Halloween.
Iām your host, Dave, and joining me as we sift through mounds of candy corn to get to some real candy are fellow cinephiles and former Smithās Grove patients Ryan and Nick āImmortan Hoofā.
Topics of discussion in this episode include how Rob Zombie turns Michaelās origin story into more of a twisted superhero tale; we wonder where Michael Myers is getting all of that protein powder in the sanitarium; and finally, we ask - Is Michael Myers one of only two patients in Smithās Grove? For real, we see one other patient in the entire movie and she exists simply as rape fodder for a couple of white trash scumbags. I mean, what the hell is with this movie?!?!
Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter, Like Us on Facebook, or shoot us an email at [email protected] Where do you land on the Rob Zombie remake? Inferior remake or superior reimagining? Let us know (but one of those answers is wrong).
The Apocalypse Video Halloween Retrospective will return with an all new Halloween II withā¦Halloween II (2009). -
On the final episode of the Gothtober Spooktacular, weāre packing up our bags and moving to Santa Carla, murder capital of the world, where weāll ride dirt bikes, hang off the bottom of bridges, and drink each otherās blood while downing a takeout box of maggots and wormsā¦Itās The Lost Boys.
Iām your poser goth host, Dave, and joining me as we wax our muscles and shine our saxophone's are fellow familiarās Mike, Cody, and Janna.
On this episode we talk about what it means to be goth in the late 80s with stupid fashion victims like Corey Haim everywhere; weāll also fall into a thirst trap with that saxophone guy; and finally, Janna and Mike start writing some Lost Boys fan fiction on the spot and make the Michael / David onscreen relationship even sexier.
Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts ā or donāt, we totally likeā¦donāt even care. You can also Follow Us on Twitter, Like Us on Facebook, or shoot us an email at [email protected] - What are your favorite goth films? Let us know and weāll get together sometimeā¦just as soon as you drink this ancient looking bottle of bloodāerrr, I meanā¦.wine. Yesā¦thatās it. This delicious bottle of Coppolaās wine.
Anyway, thatās the last episode of the Gothtober Spooktacular. The sunās coming out and our stupid Momās are coming in with milk and cookies to ask how weāre doing or whatever - pffft, freakinā conformistsā¦Weāll be back next year with more spooky tales for all our fellow goth freaks out there in the wasteland. - Laat meer zien
